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Post by nicelettuce on Aug 20, 2017 4:33:30 GMT
 a mercenary stands in the dusty wastes, surrounded by dry cliffs that tower over him.
what he is looking for is somewhere here, and if not, there will be hell to pay for his informant.
but before he begins searching, every mercenary needs a name to hold his reputation.
was this mercenary's name a simple title, or something to make foes tremble?
hopefully his name will come to him soon... |
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venchi
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Post by venchi on Aug 20, 2017 6:20:14 GMT
Billy Mcwimperton
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nicelettuce
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Post by nicelettuce on Aug 21, 2017 0:17:05 GMT
billy mcwimperton, a fearsome name for this mercenary. so fearsome, infact, that he got the name engraved on his sword. an excellent way to garner respect.
now, he should probably start looking for what he's here for. but in which direction? |
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Post by ten 11 on Aug 28, 2017 5:18:29 GMT
>Down
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Post by ten 11 on Aug 31, 2017 5:22:51 GMT
>Inquire about the hydra
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Post by Curris on Aug 31, 2017 7:26:48 GMT
Depressed hunchback.
Entertain yon mercenary with japes and juggling. Perchance he might reward ye with coin.
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Post by nicelettuce on Sept 1, 2017 0:38:19 GMT
 the mercenary calls out to the strange man, asking if he's seen a hydra recently.
he also calls him "jester" and "hunchback" quite a few times. but who doesnt appreciate simple banter?
Depressed hunchback. Entertain yon mercenary with japes and juggling. Perchance he might reward ye with coin.
oh.
seems these two have quite different ideas of entertainment.
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Post by Curris on Sept 1, 2017 5:16:25 GMT
Mercenary --> You best get to chopping. You've never bisected a man that didn't need splitting. . .
Wasteland Wizard --> Be a shield specialist. FORCE FIELDS!
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Post by nicelettuce on Sept 2, 2017 2:27:43 GMT
Mercenary --> You best get to chopping. You've never bisected a man that didn't need splitting. . . Wasteland Wizard --> Be a shield specialist. FORCE FIELDS!  the mercenary slides in with a thrust, hoping to close the distance before the mysterious man can skewer him.
a classic move, works every time!
combat has sta-
limelord blocks the way.
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Post by Curris on Sept 2, 2017 21:27:36 GMT
Limelord --> Pose a riddle to the mercenary. If he solves it, he may have a prize, but if he fails it, the consequences will be DIRE. Or at least moderately uncomfortable.
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Post by nicelettuce on Sept 3, 2017 1:28:09 GMT
Limelord --> Pose a riddle to the mercenary. If he solves it, he may have a prize, but if he fails it, the consequences will be DIRE. Or at least moderately uncomfortable.  limelord starts to speak.
What has 21 heads in the morning, 22 when provoked, and 11 if you cut 10 of them off?
the mercenary begins to think.
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Post by Curris on Sept 3, 2017 4:44:32 GMT
A Dead Thing.
Anything that has any number of heads is a Dead Thing once YOU start cutting them off. You're like 100% certain of this.
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venchi
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Post by venchi on Sept 3, 2017 8:54:36 GMT
That hydra Billy is looking for
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Post by nicelettuce on Sept 4, 2017 6:13:06 GMT
A Dead Thing. Anything that has any number of heads is a Dead Thing once YOU start cutting them off. You're like 100% certain of this. ![]() |
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Post by Curris on Sept 4, 2017 14:00:55 GMT
Last image isn't available?
Also, wow, that is a many headed hydra man!
Uh, give him a high five (to the face). Don't leave him hanging!
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Post by nicelettuce on Sept 4, 2017 15:26:27 GMT
Last image isn't available? Also, wow, that is a many headed hydra man! Uh, give him a high five (to the face). Don't leave him hanging!  the mercenary backs up, and raises a hand to high-five the beast.
oh.
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Post by venchi on Sept 4, 2017 17:31:55 GMT
Throw sand in its eye
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Post by Curris on Sept 4, 2017 18:00:55 GMT
Well, you're a mercenary, and you've been (assumedly) hired to kill this beast.
Ask him, "WHERE MY MONEY AT?!"
Maybe he'll bribe you to not kill him.
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Post by sparsilelammergeier on Sept 19, 2017 0:51:00 GMT
Apologize profusely for making such a grave mistake. Haha, get it, grave because you're about to kill the hydra.
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