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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 9, 2017 3:04:51 GMT
Finn: Stomp around.
Hey, what do you know! All you're accomplishing is looking like a buffoon! If wasting time was an Olympic sport you would spend too much time getting ready to participate. The crowd goes wild with how you somehow disqualified yourself by being the best there is at wasting time. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 10, 2017 0:30:19 GMT
Finn: Examine drawing of superhero.
Oh, this? This is nothing special, just a picture of your sister you drew a day or two ago. You were planning on giving it to her as a sort of thank-you note for the cool shit you know your gonna get today. She seems to have a thing for superheroes. The name of the drawing, of course, is THE GARDENER OF SOULS: MEET THE AMAZING HEARTTHROB!
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 10, 2017 23:51:09 GMT
Finn: Uncap the obviously hidden marker in the Handheld Cross.
Ok, You don't know why you had to specify its obviousness as anyone with a brain should have seen that coming from a mile away, but alright. What do you do with it? |
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Post by commandercello on Apr 10, 2017 23:56:10 GMT
>Finn: Write all over your arms.
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 11, 2017 22:57:29 GMT
Finn: Write all over your arms.
You proceed to review your current plan of action by writing it on your arm. It's not like there was perfectly good blank paper right where you were standing, but whatever.
You sort of fuck up part of it though. To rectify that, you go above and beyond the standard plan review procedure and draw your cool A on the back of your hand.
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But try as you might, that little smudge just pisses you off too much to let it slide. So you grab your Cloth of Dreams and wipe the marker off. The A stays where it is, though. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 13, 2017 0:29:43 GMT
Finn: Examine Vine-Covered Cross.
This old thing? It's just one of your more useless-but-still-awesome-in-its-own-right Carpentry projects. They aren't vines, they're WIRINGS you use to keep it on the wall. You don't know what it means but you modeled it off of the handheld cross-marker that you just used, which just appeared in your dream room one day.
You, of course, have a non-dream counterpart of both objects, but while the marker appeared on its own, you made the second bigger cross yourself, in your real room and your dream room. You take pride in being able to make pretty much an exact replica of it.
Finn: Take Cross.
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 13, 2017 23:34:38 GMT
Finn: Look through syllabook.
Alright, but it's a bit of an undertaking.
The CTD Modus, while useful, puts your items into a different book depending on whether you're awake or asleep. And each time you wake up, you have to find where you last left the book that your dream items get stored in. At least, if you want to take the item OUT of the book, as you can still captchalouge them just fine. So all of your items are safely tucked away, you just have no idea where.
Now that you think of it, you should probably find it. But where could it be?
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 15, 2017 1:20:21 GMT
Finn: Decide to eat some food instead of looking for it.
For some reason you get the almost uncontrollable urge to eat something. You then get an even stranger urge to have that something be one of your BLOCKS of VERSATILITY.
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But you don't because they would probably taste bad and also because they're not food. So you decide to get out your EMERGENCY RATIONS. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 16, 2017 1:22:27 GMT
Finn: Retrieve goodies from PRINGLES CAN.
You look inside one of the CANS. Inside is a note you left for yourself, in a code that only you could understand.
You have no idea what it means. |
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Post by Ten 11 on Apr 16, 2017 8:36:55 GMT
>Try to recall what you were thinking when you wrote the note.
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 17, 2017 0:51:52 GMT
Finn: Try to recall what you were thinking when you wrote the note.
Ok, You start to examine all the shit on the note that could mean anything, and mentally label them 1-5.
1 is obviously someone sleeping, most likely you, as you can't think of a single person as dashingly handsome as yourself. You didn't feel the need to picture it in your head, but it was signified that whoever was sleeping was on Prospit's moon, only adding to the evidence pile of it being you.
2 is probably a captcha card of some sort, probably meant to represent your syllabook. Which is pointing to under the moon? You wonder if a constantly orbiting celestial body would even have an underside, and if it did what would make it so.
3 is Prospit, obviously. Its main function is signifying what 4 is, Prospit's Moon. You wonder briefly why you didn't color it with your sick Marker-Cross, but then decide that's a stupid train of thought.
Lastly, 5 seems to be a frowny face, like the one on your wall. This was most likely an insult from your past self, aimed at your current self for forgetting what the note meant, made for the express purpose of spiting you into figuring out what it was out of pure moronic anger.
Now you know (or had already known, you guess) what each thing means on their own. But what do they mean together? |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 18, 2017 0:57:05 GMT
Finn: Imitate dead PRINGLES can.
Figuring out with your split second thinking abilities the only next logical step, you fall on the ground and do your best dead can impression. You think its pretty good. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 19, 2017 1:43:26 GMT
Finn: Stop doing stupid shit and get down to brass tax.
You decide that you've had your fill of mucking around in your room and that it's time to get to work. Work being lazily wandering Prospit of course. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 20, 2017 3:26:00 GMT
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 20, 2017 23:07:13 GMT
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 22, 2017 0:17:18 GMT
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You finally make it to the Queen's Castle. Before you head in, though, you have a nice chat with the two FRIENDLY GUARDSMEN. Aside from the Queen, these two are your closest Prospitian buddies. As far as you can tell, though, they don't have names. In fact, no prospitian has a name. it sort of a tradition thing, you think. You also think it would be rude to ask or assign them a name, so you just refer to them as the guards.
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 23, 2017 0:27:30 GMT
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The wider of the two GUARDSMEN goes on to talk about a new planet circling SKAIA, which you already know as the planet PROSPIT orbits. At least, your pretty sure its a planet. He also informs you that the CONSORTS of the Land seem pretty agitated and that the QUEEN would like to talk to you about it. This is news to you, as when you saw the Queen on your way here she seemed fine, serene even.
Nevertheless, if she says it's important, it probably is. But you should probably try and calm down the guard before you go in. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 24, 2017 0:57:46 GMT
Finn: Explain what planet really is.
You try to come up with a rational explanation of what the new planet is, but you have no idea what it is yourself. Even in dreamy gold yellow moon fly fly place you can't come up with a reason for why it would just appear out of nowhere. You figure the Queen would have some idea of what it is.
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 24, 2017 9:36:09 GMT
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 24, 2017 23:58:12 GMT
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You then think about the possibility of her NOT knowing what they are, or the possibility that more could appear, or that they're intruders, or enemies, or god knows what else! It would be awful if those sorts of things were to happen, you think, but you don't know what it could-
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She just decides to come outside, figuring you were caught up in another concern-filled daze. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 26, 2017 0:26:24 GMT
Finn: Calmly ask Queen what it is.
You proceed to send a barrage of worried questions Queen-ward. You are kind of getting worked up about it, but that thought is clouded away by more questions that you ask, in a similar, almost-unrecognizable-as-English-manner. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 26, 2017 23:26:04 GMT
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You are starting to get a little overwhelmed, but are trying your best to calm down. You think thoughts like "they're probably friendly!" or "Maybe it's uninhabited?". These thoughts calm you down a little, you think.
Finn: Be WQ.
You are now the Worried Queen. You are currently trying to calm down a dreamer, a challenge made harder by virtue of him being asleep. You give him a reassuring pat, and tell him that all is well. The planet that has arrived is no enemy of Prospit, and in due time all will be made clear. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 27, 2017 23:51:05 GMT
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Now that he has been calmed down, you can bring him in to brief him on what it actually is, to your best abilities.
WQ: Enter castle.
You open the doors. After you, you say. He gives you a look that says can the guards come too, but you must decline; they have duties to be carried out. He seems a little disappointed but understands. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 29, 2017 0:47:50 GMT
WQ: Get to the meeting hall, Post Haste!
That would be a bit extreme for just one protege, especially since you can't even see the planet from there. So instead you head for the throne room, through the HALL of BANNERS. You have always liked this hallway, and so has the dreamer, though the questions he asks are beyond even your scope of knowledge. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Apr 30, 2017 2:24:05 GMT
WQ: Hurry up!
It appears someone has never heard of patience. You hurry to the balcony, however, as the dreamer seems to have a lot of questions, and doesn't remember ever being allowed on this particular balcony. You'll admit, you might be getting a tad antsy as well. |
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