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Post by SlateBelfur on May 21, 2017 4:17:42 GMT
Finn: It's on the shelf, dummy!
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 22, 2017 1:12:39 GMT
Shelf: Level up!
The shelf gains a modest rung jump from KNICK-KNACK-KNOW ===> SENIOR TO THE MODERN CABINET and earns 145 BOONDOLLERS.
Finn: Captchalouge the Syllabook.
Ok i dont see why not lets juOH FUCK
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Storm clouds: Clear just a bit.
The storm clouds have hung over your house for months. You don't see them as a curse, but rather an enigmatic blanket, covering the once vibrant sky. And in the morning, the fog sets in, filling you strangely with the will and determination to get through it. And yet all the storm clouds bring is ire, never rain, never thunder, and never do they recede. It's almost as if the sky has pent up all its anger into one condensed little spot, and there's nothing you can do about it but keep on your devices, and hope one day they'll roll back, if only for a moment. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 23, 2017 0:25:06 GMT
Onlookers: Pay respects.
You're sorry, does it LOOK like anyone is here to pay respects? As far as you can see, there isn't a god damn person in the room beside you, though your vision is pretty blurry at the moment.
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Unbeknownst to you, however, is a CERTAIN SOMEONE snickering at their foul play. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 24, 2017 0:50:36 GMT
Finn: Pounce on opponent.
You grab your BAT of TRUSTINESS and kick the door open. Looks like you just missed her. Or maybe you didn't. It's still pretty hard to see, not to mention all the lights are off, probably to "set the mood." You don't care about that, though. You're mostly pissed off that this is like the third time this week that your syllabook has exploded. At this point your not even sure who's fault it is.
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 25, 2017 0:26:50 GMT
Finn: Examine it.
It's too dark to see what it says, you need to find the light switch. And you can't go back into your room, that would be retreating! You'll just have to find another way, or another light source. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 26, 2017 0:24:29 GMT
Finn: Turn on lights.
Ok, now what? |
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Post by homeysomey on May 26, 2017 2:41:37 GMT
>Finn: Ponder what just happened and who that mysterious lass was.
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 27, 2017 0:01:29 GMT
Finn: Examine now lit surroundings.
You are in the UPSTAIRS HALLWAY. To your left is the door to the TERRACE and the LADDER to the ATTIC. To your right are the bathroom and the stairwell to the FIRST FLOOR.
Finn: NOW examine scrap.
Oh, this is what that was. This is only your most PRIZED POSSESSION, which you try to keep safe in your syllabook AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. You don't know who it is, and your SIS doesn't like to talk about it. You don't even know why, but it feels really special to you, so you keep it on you at all times.
Finn: Ponder about recent attack and mysterious lass.
Oh, that's simple. It just so happens that that was a CERTAIN SOMEONE, preforming the ever sneaky AMBUSH-TECH: TIP-TOP TIP TOEING. But you will have your revenge yet, if not for your posters, if not for your syllabook, but for the satisfaction! |
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Post by homeysomey on May 27, 2017 0:37:24 GMT
>Finn: Get on computer and chum the certain someone that ambushed you.
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 28, 2017 0:10:42 GMT
Finn: Find a computer and talk to a certain someone.
Well, that might be tough. As stated going back into YOUR room would be a disaster. Either of your sister's rooms would also prove ineffective. The terrace would leave you a sitting duck, with no way back inside save hopping the railing and landing in the bushes. And that would just be a real hassle. You're only real options are the attic, going downstairs, or the bathroom, which has been marked as no man's land, therefore a combat-free zone. Also, there are supplies in there which is nice.
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Post by homeysomey on May 28, 2017 1:01:37 GMT
>Finn: Try to find out a way to get into the bathroom and obtain some supplies.
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 29, 2017 0:41:49 GMT
Finn: Enter bathroom for supplies.
You enter the bathroom NO MAN'S LAND. |
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Post by homeysomey on May 29, 2017 7:07:30 GMT
>Finn: Investigate the contents in the tub and see if there is anything useful.
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 31, 2017 0:44:06 GMT
Finn: Take a few items. Also, re-captchalouge your photo.
Using the low-level CAPTCHA-TECH: THREE'S A CROWD, you take THREE (3) BASEBALLS, THREE (3) DISCHARGED 9-VOLTS and ONE (1) UNKNOWN PHOTO.
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Post by Bobombo on May 31, 2017 6:19:50 GMT
Look under sink.
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jun 1, 2017 0:06:34 GMT
Finn: Now go to the attic!
You figure it's about time to head for the attic and see if you can't find these game disks.
Finn: But first look under the sink.
You suddenly interrupt your logical decision with a pretty baffling one. Luckily this time it works out in your favor, and you find various RATIONS and SUPPLIES (almost all of which consist of Pringles). |
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Post by homeysomey on Jun 1, 2017 0:23:20 GMT
>Take the Pringles. NOW you're good to go.
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jun 2, 2017 1:31:51 GMT
Finn: Take the Pringles. NOW you're good to go.
You take the PRINGLES. Doesn't look like there's much else in here, aside from this eerily similar-to-a-laptop looking, laptop shaped object. Eh, it probably isn't important.
Finn: You. The attic. Make it happen.
For the love of FUCK. |
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Post by HomeySomeyy on Jun 2, 2017 8:18:38 GMT
>Finn: Try to open the laptop looking opject and see who's pestering you.
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jun 3, 2017 0:22:46 GMT
Finn: Multi-task and answer messages on the way to the attic.
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jun 3, 2017 23:59:26 GMT
Finn: Realize you forgot Syllabook.
You go back and get the boFUCK GET TO SAFETY |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jun 5, 2017 0:22:25 GMT
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You enter the ATTIC.
Finn: Examine rug.
This thing? It's just an off-brand-yet-somehow-official-product of hit tv sensation My Teeny Troglodyte™, specifically the PRETTY PATCH of fan favorite SPECTRUM SPRINT. She's named so because she lives in a cave on a rainbow or something? You're not totally sure what the rules of that show are, your sis is the one who's into it. You're pretty sure some of your friends watch it as well. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jun 6, 2017 1:02:46 GMT
Finn: Where'd your syllabook go?
Fucker does have a tendency to disappear. But this time you just put it on the table over here. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jun 7, 2017 0:13:24 GMT
Finn: Survey surroundings.
You quickly survey the ATTIC for any locations the game might be, as well as potential hiding spots of a CERTAIN SOMEONE. The workbench you are at is more of a tall regular bench, as all the tools are just a picture on the wall. The only other things on the table are a broken plank of wood and your CONNECT-THE-DOT Modus' Physical card. Various other TOOLS and GIZMOS are lying about, some STATUES of DUBIOUS VALUE, a probably fake POWER SUIT your SIS won in a raffle, and of course, the notorious HAT of WONDER. |
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