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Post by SlateBelfur on May 1, 2017 1:45:52 GMT
WQ: Show off lovingly handcrafted plan.
You finally get to show off the intel you've been gathering for the past while. It's taken many eclipses of Prospit and Skaia, as well as trips to the moon to even see the clouds, not to mention incredible amounts of luck to get all six planets documented, but you recently finished it and have been waiting for the dreamer to dream once more.
You probably could have just gathered the information in some sort of text document and been done with it, but from past experiences, you know this dreamer isn't the biggest fan of reading. He can barely get through the reports of recorded clouds, and as far as you know he finds them interesting. You figure a picture like this would be the next best thing. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 2, 2017 0:27:58 GMT
WQ: Be the dreamer.
Well Ok, his name is Finn but whatever you say. You successfully be Finn, who is currently looking at the picture WQ drew. From what you can tell the Green planet is the one that's appeared currently, though you don't know what all the other planets are. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 3, 2017 0:55:55 GMT
Finn: Decipher Glyphs and Symbols of esoteric meaning.
You attempt to do that, but alas, there is a distinct lack of glyphs and symbols of questionable backgrounds, though the writing on it might as well be. It's so fancy you can barely read the stuff, though you can kind of make out some of the letters, but not enough in succession to read it.
The queen points to one area in specific, describing the green planet. She says that although unorthodox, it technically is the first to have arrived, and that all she knows about it is the general geography, and what kind of creatures live on it. Some sort of blue reptilian creatures, apparently. |
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Post by dody1482 on May 3, 2017 11:22:43 GMT
Be someone else already!!!!!
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 4, 2017 0:30:14 GMT
Finn: Be someone else again.
You are now a rather Fainthearted Guardian. Your co-GUARDSMAN has gone off to take his break but has not returned in quite a while, and you are starting to worry. You've decided that if he doesn't return within 5 minutes, you will inform the queen. After all, with one of the dreamers with her, the stakes are rather high. |
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Post by ten 11 on May 4, 2017 12:05:14 GMT
>Eat your sandwich to calm your nerves.
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 5, 2017 1:34:09 GMT
FG: Wait six minutes.
You wait the 5 minutes, and even an extra one for good measure. This is too unsafe, you must tell the Queen at once. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 6, 2017 0:17:32 GMT
FG: Scamper to the queen as fast as your legs can carry you.
You start running for the queen, a sudden feeling of dread overtaking you. You don't know why, everything felt fine a few minutes ago, but your head is suddenly flooding with thoughts that you don't want to be having. You don't even have your spear! |
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 7, 2017 0:14:40 GMT
FG: Lose hat in haste, leave it behind.
You don't see how that will help but you drop it anyway. But you run into a problem not very far after: you're not sure where the throne room is. Sure its Guard 101 but this place is so big its easy to get lost.
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 8, 2017 0:26:14 GMT
FG: Look at shocking development.
Is that...a Dersite? You can't recall any reason Derse would have sent a representative, nor can you think of any planned peace negotiation. Mostly because they refuse the things anytime they're proposed. |
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Post by ten 11 on May 8, 2017 1:48:18 GMT
>Stealthyfollow
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 9, 2017 0:28:35 GMT
FG: Stealthy Follow.
You proceed to follow the Dersite. At this close proximity, even the slightest noise would alert him of your presence. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 10, 2017 4:24:20 GMT
Fg: Look for loud noise machine. You check your inventory and find a surprisingly uncommon lack of noise machines, loud or otherwise. Frankly, that just won't do. The only thing you have is your GUARD HANDBOOK, but you doubt that will be of much use.
FG: Attack!
A thought enters your impressionable mind. You can't just sit back! The Queen, The Dreamer, Possibly the whole KINGDOM is at stake! You must act, and fast! |
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 11, 2017 0:58:41 GMT
FG: Be Delphian Dersite.
You are now the DRACONIAN DIGNITARY. You are on your way to go through with a secret job of utmost importance, although you have a sneaking suspicion you are being tailed. Whoever's dumb enough to follow you is gonna meet the business end of your ULTRA-VIOLENCE CUESTICK, as will whoever next asks which end you are referring to.
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Glorious Double-Business-Ended weapons aside, this ain't no pleasure job. You'd be lying if you said you wouldn't get a kick outta whackin' one of these pesky dreamers, but business is business. You gave your word that no real harm would befall the dreamer while under your supervision, and as much as you hate to say it, the White Queen must stay safe as well. And you are nothing if not a man of your word. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 12, 2017 0:39:43 GMT
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DD: Defend!
OH MY GOD ITS AN ATTACoh wait nevermind you took care of him. |
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Post by dody1482 on May 12, 2017 1:14:33 GMT
finn: get the lowdown
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 13, 2017 0:03:32 GMT
Finn: Get the lowdown.
You have been getting things both down and low for the past few minutes, but have absorbed almost nothing. Something about six planets and their order being all mucked up? Or, it's not in some ways, but is in others? You don't really get it. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 14, 2017 0:14:11 GMT
Finn: Politely listen to Queen.
Oh, you have been for the past half hour. Not that it bothers you or anything, its just kind of hard to pay attention this long. All these possible outcomes she's talking about, what all these "anomalies" mean, or what they could mean...it just makes your head spin. She seems excited though, so you continue to listen as best you can. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 15, 2017 1:04:49 GMT
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 16, 2017 0:36:25 GMT
DD: Eat sandwich to calm nerves.
You get the feeling this sandwich was intended for someone else. Rightfully so, it tastes awful. Some kind of hamburger, but kind of square? What's it even made out of?
You toss the rest of it, it wasn't doing much for you. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 17, 2017 0:05:32 GMT
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 18, 2017 0:46:03 GMT
Finn: Defend!
You proceed to defend the shit out of your heaoh fuck it still hit you.
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You wake up in your room. It feels like it been a month since you last saw it, but that isn't exactly good news at the moment. |
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Post by dody1482 on May 18, 2017 8:10:59 GMT
finn: notice new problem.
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Post by SlateBelfur on May 20, 2017 0:17:36 GMT
Finn: Solve it.
You would attempt to solve it, if it had any discernable pattern to be solved. The whole thing is white, and it can only be solved by a CERTAIN SOMEONE.
Of course, this is all a moot point, as it has already been SOLVED, otherwise it wouldn't be TICKING down to KABLOOEY O'CLOCK.
Finn: Captchalouge it!
Alright, alright. No need to yell. You put it in your SYLLABOOK. You should probably find that thing before you go, it could serve useful if you run into your WAR PARTNER. Which, seeing as they are on the attack, you should probably deal with. |
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