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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2017 21:34:13 GMT
I'm finally starting my new fanventure! I'll promise to keep this one going even if I have tons of schoolwork  . There's also a mirror of this on MSPFA, just so you know. Welp, the only thing left to say is... suggest stuff!  ==>  ==>  ==>  Summer vacation's finally here, which means working part-time at a museum.
You've decided to work as a security guard because why the hell not, it's not like anybody would steal anything from a museum *cough* foreshadowing *cough*. Besides, being a guard is way better than being a guide... because then you'd actually have to talk to people... ugh.
Here's the number 1 rule of a museum security guard: "Don't let any museum artifact leave the museum premises or we all die", you're pretty sure "die" just means getting fired.
This is boring, you're so bored that your brain cells stopped working for a while and you forgot your own name... What was it again? |
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Post by mementovivere on May 24, 2017 21:56:11 GMT
> Look at your personalized hat and remember that your name is GUAR D'HISTOIRE
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Post by Itsimplyace on May 24, 2017 22:29:14 GMT
> Trevor Maxwell.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 24, 2017 23:48:49 GMT
>Barry Staley
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Post by Con Air on May 25, 2017 4:10:21 GMT
Yay! My idea got used!
>Zoolord Poopsmell
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2017 7:39:33 GMT
 Maybe your name is Guar D'histoire, no... you're not cool enough for that. Maybe it's Barry Staley... or is it Zoolord Poopsmell? Very funny, try again.
No, you think your name is Trevor Maxwell. Yeh that's the one! |
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Post by Drunkimations on May 25, 2017 8:59:24 GMT
Trevor has to go right at a sertain time. Once he goes right he trips over and is sitting there as peter when it hurted his foot and went: aaahhhhh ......... aaaaahhhh ....... ahhhhh
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on May 25, 2017 9:05:04 GMT
Be reminded of your important task.
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Post by Drunkimations on May 25, 2017 9:08:49 GMT
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2017 13:15:07 GMT
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Post by mementovivere on May 25, 2017 15:47:33 GMT
> Trevor: Act first, ask questions later! Tackle him to the ground!
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2017 19:54:45 GMT
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Post by mistertorchwick on May 26, 2017 2:52:52 GMT
Trevor: Stop moping! Get some hardcore rock and hunt down that punk!
EDIT: I misinterpreted the second to last panel. Interrogate the punk!
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Post by homeysomey on May 26, 2017 3:33:30 GMT
>Trevor: Question the thief why they would do such a thing.
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on May 26, 2017 4:00:08 GMT
>Ankou: Prepare.
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Post by Con Air on May 26, 2017 4:11:10 GMT
Trevor: Smack him on the head with the Lona Misa.
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Post by Curris on May 26, 2017 5:42:58 GMT
Maybe the "Thief" is museum staff, working to take the painting to the RESTORATION LAB to ensure it stays high quality.
What you really need to watch out for are INTERNATIONAL JEWEL THIEVES.
In any case, take a look at the would-be prize. Is the painting damaged at all?
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2017 9:05:32 GMT
>Trevor: Question the thief why they would do such a thing. Trevor: Stop moping! Get some hardcore rock and hunt down that punk! EDIT: I misinterpreted the second to last panel. Interrogate the punk!  Trevor: Why?
Trevor: Why would you do this?
Trevor: DO YOU WANT ME TO LOSE MY JOB??!?!
Trevor: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!  : complete the mission - complete the mission
Trevor: What do you mean by that?!?!
: you'll find out - you'll find out
Trevor: Ugh, weirdoMaybe the "Thief" is museum staff, working to take the painting to the RESTORATION LAB to ensure it stays high quality. What you really need to watch out for are INTERNATIONAL JEWEL THIEVES. In any case, take a look at the would-be prize. Is the painting damaged at all?  Why would the museum staff dress like some sort of cult follower though, and what's with this "complete the mission" thing?
AND LOOK WHAT THIS BASTARD TRIED TO STEAL, THE ONE AND ONLY LONA MISA!!!! The painting doesn't seem to be damaged though. wait what the fuck
 Oh, you've got to be kidding me!! THERE'S MORE THAN ONE?!?! |
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Post by djen on May 26, 2017 9:20:42 GMT
>Call Security via Walkie-Talkie
>Tell Security to Put Museum Under Lockdown
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2017 10:27:05 GMT
>Call Security via Walkie-Talkie >Tell Security to Put Museum Under Lockdown  Trevor: James
James: whatsup
Trevor: Put the museum under lockdown
James: huh why
Trevor: I can't believe you, you're in charge of the surveillance room!
Trevor: Two dudes are trying to steal the Lona Misa!!
James: THE LONA MISA?!?!
Trevor: YES THE GODDAMN MONA LISA!!
James: what the fuck is a mona lisa
Trevor: Whoops, I meant lona misa.
Trevor: Just put the museum under lockdown
James: alrighto
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James: museum is locked down, all with the press of a button
James: ...
James: trevor did you say two dudes?
Trevor: Yeah, why?
James: i just checked the cameras...
James: you're sitting on one of them, the other is running towards the bathroom on the second floor...
Trevor: And...?
James: and in the main hall there are like... idk maybe 20 of them just hanging out
Trevor: Holy shit what the fuck
Trevor: Call the rest of security
James: i tried... no response
Trevor: Oh fuck me
Trevor: Fuckin' cliché horror shit is going on right now
James: hey someones knocking on the door
James: OH GOD IT'S ONE OF THEM TREVOR HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
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Trevor: James
Trevor: James
Trevor: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES
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Post by Camios on May 26, 2017 11:24:31 GMT
>Since you have been very well trained in tackling and fast thinking, you have shown us how good at doing things and not failing you are. So, just go to the security room, get a weapon to help you deal with twenty masked men/women, and save the lona misa. You know, cause it's your job.
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Post by Con Air on May 26, 2017 13:15:44 GMT
Trevor: After getting the weapon, chase the thief into the Ancient Egyptian exhibit.
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Post by joebob on May 26, 2017 13:45:29 GMT
>Trevor: chase the one with the painting and beat up any other ones you see. if this would normally fail, some Deus Ex Machina will save you, like a machine gun falling from the sky, or the famous "rocks fall, everyone dies".
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Post by homeysomey on May 26, 2017 16:21:41 GMT
>Trevor: chase the other thief and don't get distracted.
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Post by mistertorchwick on May 26, 2017 16:47:25 GMT
>Trevor: Be Rambo.
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: complete the mission - complete the mission
