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Post by Wessolf27 on Sept 17, 2017 3:36:29 GMT
You could always throw those syringes at your enemies, throw them ninja style and make a brake for it... ninja-style!!
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Post by Smuch on Sept 17, 2017 19:23:12 GMT
Eh, you could just walk out. What they gonna do ? shoot you ? So what ? H.ll for ll you know they aren't here for you. Or maybe they are and wherever they want to take you is more interesting than a tube.
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Post by Curris on Sept 17, 2017 21:00:34 GMT
Actually, that's a good idea. Just lie down and pretend to be dead. You can figure out your next move by watching their response.
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Post by secretSolanum on Sept 18, 2017 20:01:46 GMT
> Hide out of sight, watch what they do once they break in.
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Post by tailortf on Oct 4, 2017 8:37:40 GMT
>Stick your hand through and grab the plasma cutter.
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Heeeere's a movie reference.
>Wait and see what they do.
Alright, well, looks like they aren't planning to tackle you or cuff you or anything. Maybe they don't know you're immortal.
Otherwise they wouldn't really be pointing a bunch of guns at you. That, or they're really stupid. Hmm.
It's possible they're just expecting you to come peacefully.
>Stab someone with the syringes.
Well TOO BAD. PEACEFUL ISN'T HOW YOU'RE ROLLING RIGHT NOW.
>Make a break for it!
Not much of a point to running for you, but at least it's good exercise. Gets the blood pumping and all that.
Do you still have blood? Whatever.
You ARE enjoying this new direction, though. You can roll with being an immortal spectre of random violence.
Nevermind that you're switching life directions like once every 10 minutes.
>Hide somewhere and pretend to be dead.
Yeah, that might be good too. You ARE a little interested in what exactly they're trying to accomplish here.
Maybe they'll take you to their leader and you can take a dump on his desk or something.
Well, no, that'd be disgusting. Still, fake death might be worth a shot.
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Okay, you're dead. Not alive anymore. You have died. What happens when you die. Alright.
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Yeah, you're dead now. Don't have to worry about dealing with people trying to chase you down or shoot you. Don't need to think about that.
Can't, really. You can't think of anything anymore. No more anxiety, no more depression, no more loneliness or any other feelings.
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And the best part hasn't even started yet. After you die, you decompose and your body melds with the earth. That's awesome.
It's like you're becoming part of the entire universe. Completely connected to every other creature.
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And then...nothing. Just wonderful peaceful nothing. Forever.
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...Okay, that's about enough daydreaming. Being dead is definitely not that great. Not that you'd know. But other people sure don't seem to enjoy it.
So, what kind of mess are you in this time?
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Oh.
...yeah, there's a chance you may have gotten a little carried away back there.
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Post by spinydoughnut33 on Oct 4, 2017 14:44:42 GMT
> You went too far, ya drungus!
> Get out of this rubble and see if there’s any semblance of society around.
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Post by Curris on Oct 4, 2017 17:04:50 GMT
You should find and carry an oak seed in some dirt in your shirt pocket, Then when you wake up, you'll have a handy "How long was I out" clock.
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Post by Wessolf27 on Oct 5, 2017 12:06:55 GMT
>One day, you're going to make a space ship and get out of this planet, you swear it.
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Post by tailortf on Oct 7, 2017 14:24:04 GMT
>Inspect this place.
Hmm.
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Well, you definitely weren't underground. You're a little disappointed, in a way. Here you thought that was some high-security Area 51 stuff and this just looks like some office.
>Get out of this rubble and see if there’s any semblance of society around.
Might as well take the fast way down since you'll be totally fine.
Thing ruined by immortality #45 - skydiving. Zero adrenaline. You might as well just be in your bed.
>I bet learning a language will help keep you engaged in stuff. You should try that if you can find a civilization this time.
Not a terrible point. You're not sure you want to stick around this particular time period for too long though.
If any humans ARE around here, they probably haven't had a shower in months. That's not a reality you want to be a part of.
>One day, you're going to make a space ship and get off this planet.
Also a good plan. You're not concerned about your ability to make a spaceship - you have basically infinite time to learn - but you're a little worried about what might be out there.
There's an equally good chance of you ending up in a fancy jacuzzi with some alien babes and you wandering an empty universe for the rest of time. You'll cross that bridge when you come to it.
>You should find and carry an oak seed in some dirt in your shirt pocket, Then when you wake up, you'll have a handy "How long was I out" clock.
Man, you are just full of good ideas today. If you can find any seeds, you'll get right on OH GOD YOUR SPINE IS BROKEN IT HURTS SO- nah, just kidding, you're fine.
You're always fine.
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Well well. Electricity, blood, corpses... all the hallmarks of humanity.
You could probably climb over this fence. Should you? Yes. No? It's a definite possibility. Maybe.
Times like these are when you wish you had a second opinion besides yourself.
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Oh wait, you have an idea.
Yeah, this should do fine.
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Alright, well you know his vote now. Not that you expected anything different. Same old Skullsburry.
You are losing your goddamn mind.
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Post by Vocalise on Oct 7, 2017 22:36:39 GMT
Actually it looks like there is a humanoid shadow on the wall the other side of the fence, so maybe you could just shout?
You could get over that fence, but Skullsburry is right and you need to think about your shirt.
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Post by spinydoughnut33 on Oct 8, 2017 0:45:17 GMT
> Just climb over the fence. What's the worst that could happen? People trying to kill you? It's nothing you can't handle.
Besides, this doesn't seem like a trap-you-in-a-vat-and-study-you kind of society. I'm sure you'll be fine.
Also:
> Keep Skullsburry as a token to your ever waning sanity.
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Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Oct 8, 2017 16:25:57 GMT
>Skullsburry, ponder life choices.
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Post by Curris on Oct 8, 2017 18:12:27 GMT
Go through Ground floor door to your left. Then exit that building by jumping/smashing through the glass. That should bypass the blockage without too much trouble.
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Post by hope on Oct 12, 2017 21:22:04 GMT
explore a bit, if things get boring just wait a hundred years or so.
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Post by Juddy555 on Oct 13, 2017 3:07:52 GMT
What do you mean "losing". I bet it's been lost for a long time.
>Pocket Skullsburry and jump the fence
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Post by Warben on Oct 16, 2017 8:43:17 GMT
Try to remember if electricity affects you.
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Post by some guy on Oct 17, 2017 2:55:21 GMT
think about the science girl and what she meant to you also ponder if you had any friends
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Post by tailortf on Oct 27, 2017 1:26:27 GMT
>Throw Skullsburry as hard as you can for fun.
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...Dammit, why did you do that? You really should stop acting on every impulsive thought that pops into your head.
Great. Now you have to go and get him.
It?
...him. If you're gonna start losing your mind, you might as well do it all the way.
>What do you mean "losing"? I bet it's been lost for a long time.
Hey, that's a great point. Counterpoint: shut up. You haven't been crazy before, just bored.
You're pretty sure. Can a crazy person really ever say they're crazy or are they too crazy to admit it?
Whatever, it doesn't matter. Everyone else are the crazy ones anyway. Trying to stick you in tubes and crap. Normal people don't do that.
You're not even that bad. All you've been doing has been...talking to inanimate objects. Which is pretty crazy. But hey, at least inanimate objects stick around for more than a hundred years. So they make for better friends.
>Ponder if you ever had any friends.
Yeah, maybe. You don't know, really. Making friends just seems like something you can't do when you're immortal.
That one scientist lady was alright, probably. You weren't really friends, though. You barely knew her and she even punched you that one time.
Just in general, you barely know anyone. It's really frustrating to not be able to have a normal conversation.
...which is why you went crazy and started talking to yourself. Great, back to that thought again.
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Okay, thinking too much just gets you into an endless loop of being depressed about your circumstances.
It's probably for the best to focus on a task and stick with it.
So, let's see the damage on Skullsburry and maybe see what else is going on around here.
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Well, this is different. You're grateful pants are still a thing in this time, though shirts appear to have gone out of fashion.
Not sure what's up with the gas mask, though. Or the taking of the one specific skull out of the hundreds around here that you want. That's kinda annoying.
>Skullsburry: Ponder life choices.
Skullsburry's life choices don't matter because he's dead. That's literally the second worst life choice behind living forever.
You're pretty sure he doesn't want to be held by some mostly naked weirdo, though. Or is it that you just don't want to go find a second Skullsburry and you're projecting that onto him?
Whatever, you're not a psychiatrist. The brain is what it is. Best focus on real life.
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Post by spinydoughnut33 on Oct 27, 2017 1:42:07 GMT
> Try talking to him.
Maybe it's been so long that the language has wrapped back around to being understandable. You never know if you don't try.
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Post by Juddy555 on Oct 27, 2017 2:39:25 GMT
>Use the universal language of vague and wild gesturing.
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Post by Curris on Oct 27, 2017 4:27:46 GMT
Aww man, he's going to be jealous of your shirt.
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Post by eerr on Oct 27, 2017 23:44:57 GMT
>Wave!
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randomwriter
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Oct 29, 2017 14:24:48 GMT
>AGRESSIVE GREETING.
>SILENT CONVERSATION.
>SILENT DEBATE.
>SILENT SILENT TREATMENT.
>SILENT ACCEPTANCE.
>Okay seriously take off the mask it's hard to figure out which gestures to use.
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Post by guk iz gppd on Oct 30, 2017 1:56:40 GMT
Realize this is probably your millionth time experiencing the exact same span of centuries atom for atom.
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Post by tailortf on Nov 5, 2017 14:15:42 GMT
>Try talking to him.
You attempt to appeal to the gentler nature of the gas mask wearing lunatic who likes to collect skulls in his spare time.
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It goes about as well as you'd expect.
>Realize this is probably your millionth time experiencing the exact same span of centuries atom for atom.
That's true. You don't know much about science, but there's a chance this could have all happened before. Big Crunch theory and stuff.
So it pisses you off to no end that you keep giving people the benefit of the doubt and the SAME SHIT happens EVERY TIME.
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Damn he's fast. Or maybe you just can't run well while you're angry.
And he's climbing that thing now, too...this is gonna take all day.
Still, not like you're busy or anything. And everyone else obviously isn't if this is how they choose to spend their time.
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Great, he's got friends, too. Because that's what people like, an idiot with reinforcements.
And who knows how many more are over there? Clearly an aggressive approach will just end with you getting mobbed and thrown out.
>Use the universal language of vague and wild gesturing.
You make an attempt at the classic "What the hell, man?" shrug. This is typically used as a request to end one's bogus behavior and explain one's self immediately.
Hopefully this is one piece of West Coast ephemera that has stood the test of time.
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Ah, and here you see him responding with the international gesture of acceptance. This means that he is prepared to begin a dialogue and engage in communication with-
No, not really, he's just a dick. Just like everyone else.
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