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Post by spinydoughnut33 on Nov 5, 2017 14:28:53 GMT
> Demonstrate your immortality by slamming your palm down on one of those spikes covered in green goop or something.
> Skull Stealing Guy: What’s your deal? Why do you like stealing skulls so much?
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Post by Curris on Nov 5, 2017 22:06:17 GMT
Clearly, they are the club of having fancy masks. You don't have a mask. You're not in the club. Maybe wear your shirt as a mask (like the Shirt Ninja) Then you'll have a cool mask and be in the club. |
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Post by ten 11 on Nov 6, 2017 0:37:32 GMT
>Become hyper-focused on your situation and speed up your personal time.
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Post by randomwriter on Nov 6, 2017 2:03:02 GMT
>Masked man, respond with own incredibly polite gesture- Okay, wow.
>BOX MAN, attempt to utilize greeting skills.
>Immortal Man, attempt to retrieve skull.
>Box Man, MAIL SELF TO SAFE PLACE.
>Inside yourself, you mean. On a deep and spiritual level.
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Post by gukizgppd on Nov 6, 2017 3:36:32 GMT
>Skullsburry: punch green guy in snout to establish armpaucibility
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Post by some guy on Nov 15, 2017 18:56:31 GMT
realize that even thought all this you don't know what year it is
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Post by some guy on Nov 26, 2017 2:42:26 GMT
flip of guy who is flipping you of and say " fuck you to "
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Post by ezra on Nov 28, 2017 6:36:36 GMT
Make up names for both of them. Make sure to let them know, too.
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Post by tailortf on Dec 2, 2017 6:30:00 GMT
>Become hyper-focused on your situation and speed up your personal time.
Normally you'd be all over that sort of easy problem solving, but today you kinda feel like staying. It's weird.
Maybe you've gotten a little attached to Skullsburry since the five minutes ago that you met him.
You're not sure how long skulls actually last, so maybe it'd be better to just try and get him back normalwise.
>Immortal Man: Attempt to retrieve skull.
This reasonable statement is going to fall on deaf ears.
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Yep, see?
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Y'know, you really don't feel like climbing anymore.
You're not hurt, obviously, but something about getting shot with a 12-gauge just makes you not feel like getting up again.
It knocked the wind out of you, in other words. You're gonna need to find another reason to get angry if you want to keep going.
>Realize that even throughout all this, you still don't know what year it is.
Yep, okay, that'll do it.
Why does nobody own a calendar?! They're common items! AGHH.
>Force your friendship upon them.
Oh, you'll be friendly alright. You'll feed them a 12-course meal of friendship and they'll beg for seconds.
Weird metaphor. Maybe you're getting hungry. Meh, whatever.
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DINNER IS SERVED.
Bet you didn't expect the guy you shot in the chest with a shotgun to come back and elbow drop you, huh?!
Well, that's...an entirely reasonable thing to not expect. Good job. Way to be normal. Look where that got you.
>Make up names for both of them.
Sure. Box King's been taken down, but Maskfella seems to have gone somewhere with Skullsburry.
...why did you do this again? Nevermind. Time to look for them.
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Oh, nevermind, there they are. Embroiled in...some kinda situation, no doubt.
>Skullsburry: Punch green guy in snout to establish superiority.
Skullsburry would probably love to do that, but he cannot punch as he is busy being a throne decoration.
Also, he has no arms. So you may have to do the punching for him. Maybe. We'll see if these guys will finally play ball.
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Post by Gesteer on Dec 2, 2017 7:15:46 GMT
Wear the box. Be the Box King.
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Post by Juddy555 on Dec 2, 2017 11:34:29 GMT
>Kneel before him... ONLY TO LAUNCH INTO AN UPPERCUT
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Post by randomwriter on Dec 2, 2017 13:28:19 GMT
>Kneel before BUCKET MAN, while explaining how box man assaulted you.
>Then take out gas mask guy and become friends with BUCKET MAN
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Post by gukizgppd on Dec 2, 2017 15:35:01 GMT
"Punch green guy in snout to establish armpaucibility." Thanks for ignoring my pun...I was very proud of that pun ;(
>Skullsburry: Become the bucket. Not the man with the bucket on his head, literally just the bucket itself.
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Post by spinydoughnut33 on Dec 2, 2017 15:43:40 GMT
>Stick your arm in one of those torches to show how badass you are to Boss Man
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Post by ezra on Dec 2, 2017 23:25:23 GMT
Skullsburry: Desire Box King's crown.
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Post by someguy on Dec 10, 2017 5:52:33 GMT
take off shirt. it is going to get bloody even if its not you blood that is about to be spilled
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Post by tailortf on Jan 4, 2018 1:18:47 GMT
>Go Rambo.
Yeah, you're starting to get pretty sick of all this non-cooperation.
What kind of age are these people living in where it's acceptable to be dicks of this caliber?
You're not quite in "pissed off" territory yet, but you ARE prepared to resort to more extreme measures to get your point across.
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Alright, Buckethead. Let's see if you'll cooperate.
You're fairly certain that even the most toned six-pack can't protect you against buckshot.
Maybe.
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...or maybe not. This guy IS oddly calm for someone with a gun pointed at his face.
His bucket. Face.
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Alright, well, you don't even need to know the language to understand this interaction.
Yeah, you can translate this no problem.
Who's this ass?
He's a mega cool and scary dude!
Don't do it! He'll kill us!
Chill.
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Oh good, finally someone who's ready to talk.
Okay, now it's just a hop and a step to beginning to rule this place.
First order of business: raiding some kind of fashion outlet. No sense keeping your subjects' chests sunburned in the apocalypse.
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Yeah, yeah, you're not gonna leave him hanging. The handshake of friendship. Feels nice.
Come to think of it, this is probably the first friendly human contact you've had in a while. Except for that lady, but she punched you in the face so whatever.
...okay, buddy, you can let go now. Drawn out much? Jeez.
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OH COME ON.
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Alright, that's it. You are now officially pissed off. No mercy for anyone.
You don't think you've ever actually killed anyone before, but this is the closest you've come to considering the possibility.
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It's a shame. You were kinda hoping to stay and rule this place. Maybe turn it into something more than a Mad Max ripoff.
Ah well. Guess you'll just have to grab Skullsburry and go wander the world again. Story of your life.
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Whatever. Doesn't look like there was much for you to be in charge of around here anyway.
Mostly crumbling buildings and crazy people.
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Okay, Beefchunk, let's do this. If you wanted an ass-kicking of a lifetime, you just earned yourself a one way ticket to pain.
...do these guys even have tickets? Do they know what a ticket would be? Nevermind.
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Post by spinydoughnut33 on Jan 4, 2018 1:30:14 GMT
> Get that bucket off his head! It's obviously his weak point! Or he might be ugly and he'll die from embarrassment!
Why am I shouting!
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Post by eerr on Jan 4, 2018 4:30:11 GMT
>How strong are you?
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Post by gukizgppd on Jan 4, 2018 16:35:41 GMT
>Bucket Guy: Sepulchritude(?)
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Post by Husad. on Jan 5, 2018 3:30:21 GMT
>Headbutt his crotch with all the strenght you can muster
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Post by Curris on Jan 12, 2018 0:41:41 GMT
Hand him another gun to break. Steal one if you have to.
He wants to intimidate you by breaking guns? You'll be happy to oblige him. Make him flinch first.
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Post by randomwriter on Jan 12, 2018 14:42:34 GMT
>Attempt diplomatic gesture of whacking at his bucket and showing off your immortality.
>Give him the universal symbol of irritation.
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Post by ezra on Jan 15, 2018 3:28:00 GMT
>Show off your biggest talent that ISN'T immortality. You know, to amaze them into submission.
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corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Jan 15, 2018 4:03:17 GMT
> Put your shirt back on!
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