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Post by Curris on Nov 15, 2017 8:11:29 GMT
Acquire chalk. The walls are well chalked. Observe each wall. Then, continue the mural motif onto the floor. Channel your inner artist!
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Post by coppelius on Nov 15, 2017 22:39:55 GMT
 You begin to stare at each drawing on the walls. They are very colorful, and seem to indicate a profound sense of boredom on the part of their artist.Right here you have a drawing of what is clearly some sort of agricultural landscape populated by little ELF HOVELS. You know they are Elf hovels because of stories from your youth. You have that common cultural background that informs how you interperet and process media. Nice. Awesome. This next drawing seems to be depicting a floating continent of some sort. There are some strange looking houses on top of it. You don't really know what else to say beyond that about this one. Below is a ship at sea. You have never actually seen a real ocean in your life, being a presumably Central European serf, but you are familiar with the concept. You were however told that the sea was predominantly blue, so you're not sure what's going on here. Perhaps it's just some artistic license at play. You notice that on the boat is a slender and pale pirate of some sort. Next to that drawing is one of some jungle island with a great mountain of fire rising from it. It appears to be sunset, or perhaps the sky is just dyed orange from all of the volcanic ash. You are also a relatively accomplished geologist with a solid sense of the natural sciences in spite of your illiteracy. This next one takes up like an entire wall. It seems to depict a vast carnival of sorts, or you assume so because of all the colorful tents. What sort of Clown Kingdom could this room's previous occupant have come up with? The idea is novel and entertaining, to say the very least. On the floor there seems to be a depiction of like... Okay you can't quite tell what it is, but you give the artist some slack since it might be something rather difficult to draw. It's like... A massive hedge maze, you think? There's a castle in the middle though. Finally up above that the window rests peacefully among some bizarre mountain peak above the cloud layer. Yes! With these tools in your hand you can become one of the great artists! All you need is the time and the will to do it!
You don't have to be told to do that twice! Immediately you get to work on a new masterpiece and in 30 minutes, you're done. It's.... It's.... It's kinda shitty... But, oh well... You were never so good at scenes of grand battle and confrontation anyway. |
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Post by Curris on Nov 16, 2017 2:45:00 GMT
Peer out the window.
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Post by Male Sylph on Nov 16, 2017 23:36:38 GMT
Be the Paranormal Investigator
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Post by coppelius on Nov 17, 2017 23:12:03 GMT
 I'm doing the update like this today because there are several non-gif elements in it and also I'm lazy. In other news, this is probably going to be the last update for the next four or five days as I'm going to be going out on some business. I'm also starting a discord for Scarehouse because that seems to be the thing all fandaventures are doing these days. Join here. |
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Post by coppelius on Nov 25, 2017 20:22:22 GMT
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Post by Male Sylph on Nov 26, 2017 2:39:24 GMT
>Why no communion?
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Post by ezra on Nov 27, 2017 23:34:53 GMT
Metromancy > Impromptu Soliloquy . You know exactly what sort of soliloquy to do with a skull. You've already practiced.
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Post by coppelius on Nov 29, 2017 0:35:37 GMT
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Post by ezra on Nov 29, 2017 1:05:29 GMT
Why, as I told thee, ’tis a custom with him,
I' th' afternoon to sleep. There thou mayst brain him,
Having first seized his books; or with a log
>Batter his skull!
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Post by coppelius on Nov 30, 2017 22:35:22 GMT
You begin to actually wonder if you are in the afterlife. But if you were, would you not be greeted by Charon or some other MYTHICAL FIGURE OF OTHERWORLDLY SIGNIFICANCE? Truly, this may well be Hell. Your discomfort with your surroundings was already settling in before, but now it is intensified. Especially the FREUDIAN SENSE OF THE UNCANNY you feel by the chest and wine glass, what were once prominent features of this room, being missing.
Is this literally Hell? No, probably not. You don't feel any release from the physical. In fact, your neck aches a little bit. What the fuck. This is all real. The room you're in is real. You shattered that glass. The weird skull demon is probably still behind it. What it may be doing with your corpse, if it remains, is beyond you.
You are not in the afterlife.
You are in the worst form of eternal life.
It sure feels good when everything is going precisely as planned.
Remember to check out the Scarehouse discord! discord.gg/XmcWT6k
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Post by Male Sylph on Dec 2, 2017 3:09:25 GMT
>Explain said plan
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Post by Neep on Dec 2, 2017 7:22:05 GMT
>Don't obey this command.
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Post by coppelius on Dec 3, 2017 20:38:16 GMT
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Post by Plont on Dec 3, 2017 23:47:40 GMT
Continue
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Post by Curris on Dec 4, 2017 6:25:21 GMT
Go full watercolor.
Bad Baronet --> Consider juggling VIEWING ORBS, if that pleases you. Release your inner BOWIE.
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Post by Yolks on Dec 4, 2017 23:00:36 GMT
BB: Be someone else.
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