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Post by swampmist on Apr 23, 2016 21:12:32 GMT
Fortunately, to enter the system the poison must be injected directly into the rectum, so it is safe for use with wayer guns
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 23, 2016 21:18:27 GMT
Unfortunately, these kids have watched a lot of Jackass
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Post by Zerio on Apr 23, 2016 22:07:45 GMT
Fortunately, they are evil children.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 23, 2016 23:18:33 GMT
Unfortunately, they are aiming at you for that reason.
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Post by froideriko on Apr 24, 2016 6:00:22 GMT
Fortunately, a band of selkie pirates come to rescue you.
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Post by therationaldove on Apr 24, 2016 18:59:51 GMT
Unfortunately, their idea of fun is giving each other wedgies.
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 24, 2016 20:01:02 GMT
Fortunately, they give the children wedgies as well! They all go home bawling!
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Apr 24, 2016 20:04:05 GMT
Unfortunately, their parents are angry with you.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 24, 2016 20:14:46 GMT
Fortunately, all the parents are wimps.
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Post by therationaldove on Apr 24, 2016 20:29:54 GMT
Unfortunately, all the wimpy parents are replaced with strict parents, hellbent on enforcing rules!
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Post by Neptz on Apr 24, 2016 20:36:10 GMT
Unfortunately, they're not scared of taking it to the court.
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Apr 24, 2016 20:45:52 GMT
Fortunately, you have a good lawyer.
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Post by ForestGardener on Apr 25, 2016 0:26:45 GMT
Unfortunately, ain't nobody got time for the legal process!
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 25, 2016 0:35:48 GMT
Fortunately, the parents decide to drop the case! Haha, fuck those little shitheads!
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Post by swampmist on Apr 25, 2016 0:41:12 GMT
unfortunately, said little shitheads know judo, and are evil enough to use it on you
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Apr 25, 2016 0:42:07 GMT
Fortunately, you know karate to fight those evil children off!
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 25, 2016 15:33:16 GMT
Unfortunately, you only have one leg and one arm.
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 25, 2016 20:20:09 GMT
Fortunately, Jackie Chan swoops in to save the day!!1!
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randomwriter
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Apr 25, 2016 20:32:10 GMT
Unfortunatley, turns out he's on the side of the kids.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 26, 2016 3:52:42 GMT
Fortunately, You find bionic prosthetics with butt-whoop installed.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 26, 2016 14:55:57 GMT
Unfortunately, said bionic prosthetics are malfunctioning.
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randomwriter
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Apr 26, 2016 23:54:39 GMT
Fortunatley, nept'z avatar arrives!
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Post by Neptz on Apr 27, 2016 0:03:55 GMT
Unfortunately, it changes dynamically. Which means that it'll not work now as it has changed to something else.
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 27, 2016 0:09:00 GMT
Fortunately, Sharkalien's signature dynamically changes as well, and they're all willing to help you out!
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Post by Neptz on Apr 27, 2016 0:17:00 GMT
Unfortunately, they're all eldritch abominations impersonating humans,and their intents are dubious at best, outright insane at worst.
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