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Apr 21, 2016 16:35:23 GMT
Post by crossedcaravan on Apr 21, 2016 16:35:23 GMT
> Prepare a good one-liner in case you have to murder the guy.
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Apr 21, 2016 20:49:18 GMT
Post by thezcmme on Apr 21, 2016 20:49:18 GMT
>PUNCH FIRST. ASK QUESTIONS LATER.
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Apr 23, 2016 2:06:51 GMT
Post by Drakeon on Apr 23, 2016 2:06:51 GMT
> You should probably know that we voices have no more information about the situation than you. Also, some of are suggestions are jokes among ourselves.
So you guys are as lost as I am.
Oh, and you guys joke?
Huh, didn't expect voices in heads to be jokesters.MAGGOT!Shoot. This is bad.Are you deaf, MAGGOT?!No.....Help, he scares me : ( > Prepare a good one-liner in case you have to murder the guy.
YEAH!
I'll tell him:
The sentence for getting in my way....
Then I'll dramatically pause and put on imaginary shades.
is death.
 > Ask the guard what kind of jail you are in, and where this jail is located.
> Oh, and ask him why you are in jail in the first place.I shall distract him with questions so that there are no witnesses.Sorry for asking, sir, but could you tell me where I this jail is?It's none of your business, MAGGOT!How about what kind? Low tier, high tier?Apparently, it's MAGGOT TIER!Could you at least tell me why I was put in here?That. Is none. OF MY BUSINESS!
I just watch you MAGGOTS, I don't care where the MAGGOTS come from! Just as planned.
Now..>PUNCH FIRST. ASK QUESTIONS LATER.
>ACTIVATE PUNCH MAGICWE PUNCH HIM INTO NEXT WEEK Oh god.
He grabbed by hand.. . . .
MAGGOT! Aaaand, that's a gun.
Help please.
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Apr 23, 2016 2:56:06 GMT
Post by thezcmme on Apr 23, 2016 2:56:06 GMT
>Wrestle the gun out of his hands
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Apr 23, 2016 3:00:11 GMT
via mobile
Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 23, 2016 3:00:11 GMT
>KICK HIM IN THE NUTS, NO ONE FUCKS WITH YOU.
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Apr 23, 2016 4:59:18 GMT
Post by Neptz on Apr 23, 2016 4:59:18 GMT
>KICK HIM IN THE NUTS, NO ONE FUCKS WITH YOU. Seconded. >A man's weakest spot is in the crotch area. You know what you must do. |
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Apr 24, 2016 14:31:27 GMT
Post by Drakeon on Apr 24, 2016 14:31:27 GMT
>Wrestle the gun out of his hands
>KICK HIM IN THE NUTS, NO ONE FUCKS WITH YOU.
>Seconded. A man's weakest spot is in the crotch area. You know what you must do.Yeah...
Yeah.
YEAH!
You guys are right!
I can take this guy!
He thinks he can humiliate me like this and get away with it?
HA
LET'S KICK HIS ASS.
Or his nuts in this case.
I FEEL THE POWER.
HELL YEAH.
WE GOTTEM GUYS!
Hey, MAGGOT!
The sentence for messing with me...
IS A KICK IN THE NUTS!
...That felt good.
..Oh, hey, I left a small crack in the ground.
Huh.
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Apr 24, 2016 15:08:44 GMT
Post by thezcmme on Apr 24, 2016 15:08:44 GMT
>Obtain gun
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Apr 24, 2016 17:00:25 GMT
Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 24, 2016 17:00:25 GMT
>MAKE SURE THE BLUE DOUCHEBAG IS TAKEN CARE OF. PERMANENTLY.
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Apr 24, 2016 18:37:02 GMT
Post by crossedcaravan on Apr 24, 2016 18:37:02 GMT
> Woahwoahwoah don't kill him. I have a feeling that the blue chick will bee more impressed with you if you didn't kill anyone while escaping.
> Instead, check for keys, push him under the bed, and lock him inside your cell.
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Apr 24, 2016 23:42:49 GMT
Post by ForestGardener on Apr 24, 2016 23:42:49 GMT
> Apparently, your punches are wimpy, but your kicks are superhuman. Further test your arm and leg strength to confirm.
> Yes, frisk him for keys, other weapons, tools, etc., put him under the bed, exit your cell, and lock the door behind you.
> Leave him alive. Assuming he's still alive.
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Apr 25, 2016 0:42:09 GMT
Post by DS Piron on Apr 25, 2016 0:42:09 GMT
> Trade clothes, casually pretend to be a guard.
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Apr 26, 2016 1:05:35 GMT
Post by Drakeon on Apr 26, 2016 1:05:35 GMT
> Apparently, your punches are wimpy, but your kicks are superhuman. Further test your arm and leg strength to confirm.Alright, can do.
Hm, what to kick...
I'll just...
There we go.
And now
Oh, nice.
I think I might have figured it out.
Lemme just
Alright, so I guess I can control how much my leg weighs.
Like, I can make it heavier and lighter if I think about it enough.
No luck with hands though.
Maybe I just need more practice.
Or maybe it's just a leg thing.
I don't know.>MAKE SURE THE BLUE DOUCHEBAG IS TAKEN CARE OF. PERMANENTLY.
> Woahwoahwoah don't kill him. I have a feeling that the blue chick will bee more impressed with you if you didn't kill anyone while escaping.
> Leave him alive. Assuming he's still alive.You're right, blue chick'll probably love it if I go all pacifist.
Well, pacifist being not killing anyone.
Though this guy isn't looking that good.
Hopefully he's still alive.> Instead, check for keys, push him under the bed, and lock him inside your cell.
> Yes, frisk him for keys, other weapons, tools, etc., put him under the bed, exit your cell, and lock the door behind you.
> Trade clothes, casually pretend to be a guard.I can do that. Ok, good news.
He's not dead.
I think.
I'm not very good at the whole checking pulse thing.
Anyway, got a keycard and swapped clothes.>OBTAINED ONE(1) KEYCARD >UNEQUIPPED CRIMINAL UNIFORM >EQUIPPED JAIL GUARD UNIFORM Now I'll just put him under the bed, like so. And there we go.>Obtain gunYep, guns are pretty great. >OBTAINED ONE(1) PISTOL, SIX(6) BULLETS Sweet, fully loaded.
I'll just take that and go.
Just slide this in here.
And the iron bars come down.
Right, now what?
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Apr 26, 2016 1:16:21 GMT
Post by DS Piron on Apr 26, 2016 1:16:21 GMT
> You put the prisoner's outfit on him, right? It'll help undermine the credibility of his story. Unless a fellow guard recognizes him. Which is likely.
> If you didn't, just put the prisoner's outfit in the cell for him to put on.
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Apr 26, 2016 1:20:19 GMT
Post by crossedcaravan on Apr 26, 2016 1:20:19 GMT
> What's on the other side of the room?
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Apr 26, 2016 2:46:16 GMT
Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 26, 2016 2:46:16 GMT
>HOPEFULLY THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON THROUGH EACH DOOR. SO WE DON'T RUN OUT OF BULLETS. GO 'TAKE CARE' OF POTENTIAL WITNESS.
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Apr 26, 2016 3:06:28 GMT
Post by ForestGardener on Apr 26, 2016 3:06:28 GMT
> There were no witnesses, remember?
> Release the blue girl, not that the short range teleporter needs help getting out of her cell.
> Your guard mentioned food but did not bring any, and the other prisoners were led away. This is either the perfect time to snoop or to go to the mess hall.
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Apr 26, 2016 3:10:54 GMT
Post by swampmist on Apr 26, 2016 3:10:54 GMT
>Steal everything that isn't nailed down, or anything that is if you can pry it out.
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Apr 26, 2016 11:16:45 GMT
Post by toto on Apr 26, 2016 11:16:45 GMT
>Take the food.
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Apr 26, 2016 14:26:20 GMT
Post by thezcmme on Apr 26, 2016 14:26:20 GMT
>Yes, go help the blue girl.
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Apr 26, 2016 15:23:16 GMT
Post by Neptz on Apr 26, 2016 15:23:16 GMT
>Go help Blue and get into a relationship with her!
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