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Post by CrowJam on Aug 10, 2018 19:25:44 GMT
Sure.
Despite having already spent the last five hours stewing in the Kool-aid man’s juices, you still can’t help but get one last lick of that sweet fruit like nectar off the glass covered floor.
 You don’t care.
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Post by kennyt06 on Aug 12, 2018 4:56:49 GMT
kill teretooskis for harming bowser
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Post by that anon on Aug 14, 2018 11:33:02 GMT
terepy bepis: show rorb your bepis
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Post by CrowJam on Aug 23, 2018 20:52:13 GMT
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Post by CrowJam on Sept 1, 2018 22:04:58 GMT
 YEAH!
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Post by CrowJam on Sept 4, 2018 0:42:03 GMT
 You for some reason expect the 69th page to actually be funny, but instead, all you find is utter disappointment.
GO THROUGH THE KOOL-AID MAN HOLE AND LEAVE THE FUCKING ROOM ALREADY!!!!
Ok, Jesus, there’s no need to yell. Both you and Terely proceed to exit the room through the newly made opening in the wall, only to find yourselves in a small dark stairwell leading off into the unknown. |
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Post by CrowJam on Sept 4, 2018 20:26:40 GMT
Rorb: Be warned about stairs bro!
You already know all about the dangers of stairs and therefore decide to walk down them like a goddamn normal person!
Terely, however, proceeds to fall down every step, as it is one of her variety of kinks.
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Post by CrowJam on Sept 6, 2018 20:33:35 GMT
Look around
It seems the dark stairwell has led the two of you into a large room with both an upper and lower landing. You feel your exploration will now be limited unless you can somehow make your way up to the higher floor.
Rorb and Terely: Do the Hamlift and send Rorb to the higher ground
Using the power of teamwork and obscure videogame references, Rorb is able to reach the second floor and continue your investigation.
Terely: Notice the room that was to your right this whole time
Oh.
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Post by CrowJam on Sept 9, 2018 19:19:29 GMT
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turtleoracle
Nipper Cadet
BEEP BOOP.
Posts: 79
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by turtleoracle on Sept 9, 2018 21:16:39 GMT
> A red button ? MUST PRESS.
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Post by CrowJam on Sept 9, 2018 23:50:00 GMT
 Doors are for the weak and non-horny, you’ve got places to be dammit!
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Post by CrowJam on Sept 16, 2018 1:43:02 GMT
Terely: Examine Room
The console to your left seems to indicate that you have entered some sort of control room. A flattering photograph of Shel Silverstein adorns the far wall.
N-no! Y-you have to resist your carnal desires!
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turtleoracle
Nipper Cadet
BEEP BOOP.
Posts: 79
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by turtleoracle on Sept 16, 2018 8:01:43 GMT
> PRESS IT PRESS IT PRESS IT
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Post by Con Air on Sept 16, 2018 16:27:50 GMT
> who is that sexy man
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Post by CrowJam on Sept 24, 2018 0:47:36 GMT
N-NO! YOU CAN’T!
 ADSDJFCNSDJKLVNBSDJVCNVNJV BJSDKVBHSDJKVBASDIJV S D VDHJSBVHS
(Terely.exe has been temporarily disabled, so let’s see what Rorb is up too.)
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Post by CrowJam on Sept 27, 2018 1:28:05 GMT
You already ascended to the upper floor a couple of pages ago, but whatever you guess.
You find yourself on a small platform with two mysterious doors in front of you and a small window on the floor.
Rorb: Look through the floor window
Welp, it looks like your new friend has flipped right the fuck off the deep end. You decide you don’t really give a shit, and go back to investigating your surroundings. |
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turtleoracle
Nipper Cadet
BEEP BOOP.
Posts: 79
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by turtleoracle on Sept 28, 2018 12:27:20 GMT
> Go through door number 2
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
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Post by venchi on Oct 1, 2018 13:30:44 GMT
"Accidentally" lose the book
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Post by CrowJam on Oct 6, 2018 23:03:26 GMT
 The erotic wiles of the sexy red button are far too much for your horny young body to handle! You proceed to press it in the kinkiest way you can imagine! YOU HAVE AWAKENED THE SILVERSTEIN! ALL HOPE IS LOST! |
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Post by CrowJam on Dec 18, 2018 23:25:40 GMT
 You are about too, but then you realize someone just set up a strobe light behind the poster.
What a dick. You try to open the totally not in bad perspective doors, but they seem to be locked by some sort of mechanism.
 “You’re a dumbass Harry.” –Rubeus Hagrid |
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Post by theropodsTalon on Dec 18, 2018 23:56:16 GMT
> Pull the lever, Kronk Terely!
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Post by CrowJam on Dec 21, 2018 0:40:14 GMT
"Accidentally" lose the book
So long, douchebook.
 Terely: Examine book
The novel appears to be a stream of consciousness bildungsroman set in early 20th century Ireland. After flipping through a couple of pages, you quickly come to the realization that the main character is an utter douche and verily decide that you love both him and the sex obsessed English professor that probably forced you to read this tome. |
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Post by CrowJam on Dec 23, 2018 2:09:37 GMT
> Pull the lever, Kronk Terely!
You gently grasp the big red knob and pull down hard, but nothing seems to happen.
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Post by CrowJam on Dec 26, 2018 2:58:35 GMT
Terely: Pull the lever with the number 1 above it
You proceed to pull the lever labeled 2.
OH
MY
GOD!
TICKLE ME ELMOS!!!!!!!! |
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Post by CrowJam on Dec 28, 2018 23:18:23 GMT
 You don’t give a shit about Dragon Age!Rorb: Be Dead You’re not dead, and, thankfully, you are also unharmed. You wouldn’t be the first person to nearly be crushed to death thanks to these things.
Make Elmo dab
 Merry 100th page everybody! |
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