Europa Omega

> Build a college, then. And not just any college ! It shall be the best college in the world ! Recruit the top teachers from all over the world, spending at least 5 tons of umus.
> Sacrifice more umus to Make-make to increase the island's size again.
> Easter Island is a volcanic island, which means there should be a hot spot somewhere under it. Build a geothermal plant to harness its power.

> Have Austria create a bratwurst plant and export most of the produce to Germany. Don't put in the mind control serum yet to build up trust that the produce is safe.

Antarctica feeds two (2) tons of our fish stockpile to the penguins who have been fishing for us so faithfully to ensure their continued loyalty.

Diplomacy: Send a respectful message to Turkey, acknowledging their decision and informing them that the doors are always open. To the United States, I'll send a reminder that this alliance is fundamentally built on meat. It's an economic alliance, nothing more! But I will remain respectful with them as well.

Technology: Excellent, excellent! We don't have the resources to invest further resources into Rocket-Ski development at the moment, so I will simply instruct everyone to continue their current activities.

Military: I will, however, order the formation of the 1st Finnish Ski Division. This will ideally contain 10000 ski soldiers when it is complete, and a small contingent of elite rocket-ski soldiers. Obviously, we don't have the training resources to fully fill the division, but it's a start!

Economy: Here's the big one. I will spend 10 tons of Finnballs on the creation of a Meatball Supercomplex in Helsinki. The primary purpose of this Supercomplex will be more production (and more efficient production) of meatballs. However, the Supercomplex will hopefully include a wing for research and development, and a PR department for increasing the popularity of Finnish meatballs abroad. It will be slow, of course, but should pay off! Hopefully, it can also be a center for technology-sharing with other IMA members. We can experiment with new condiments, seasonings, and meats here, and then use the technical knowledge to create Supercomplexes in other member states!

Culture: Poll the citizenry, and see if anyone actually cares that there's a God-King or not, or if it's just life as usual. If there's any semblance of popular support, it may be worth


((I can keep track of my resources, if you'd like. I'm at 0 right now, and next turn's income is 4 + any additions from the Supercomplex.))

Build 2 wine factories, question that my wine isn't proper wine and consider investing in wineries, and then spend some Tasmanian wine to get some surveyors drunk so they perform a census across Tasmania to get public opinion and ideas on how the new government should rule.

How much longer will it take for the dam to be finished, and can I work on other projects in the meantime?

I send the God-emperor of Finland a traditional Dutch meatball recipe since we share an ally in Russia, and as such it doesn't hurt for us to be somewhat close as well.

"So Brazil apparently wants to nuke Venezuela. I'm starting to wonder if they created those... nuclear devices for deterrence."

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Yeah I was wrong about that, still I think that if we're going to attack it would be smart to first make sure we have the resources to take them down fast enough that they don't get the chance to use them."

> Start training spies and secret agents to keep tabs on and perform covert operations in other nations.

(Also could I see my current resources counts, production, and such?)

Turkey seems to stick to its guns, but the U.S begrudgingly joins.

The 1st Finnish Ski Division is founded, and the people who initially tested it seem to fall into the small elite contingent, but they may be superceded by more skilled new people. Some people are joining, but you're a long way's off from your goal of 10,000 people.

The Helinski Meatball Center is created with a production facility, creating 4 tons per turn, and a PR and R/D department. You gain 4 from the Supercomplex opening.

It seems like a lot of people were fine with you being President. It hasn't changed much since your behavior hasn't reflected the sort of dictatorial behavior that would be implied by the title "God King.". You also gain a traditional Dutch meatball recipe. Brazil has refused your offer to join the Meatball Alliance.

At the end of the turn you have 14 tons of finnballs.

(You're off by about 10, but I think that may be attributed to how I specifically order how things in a turn happen. If you want to keep track more accurately, the first part of the turn is where the already existing factories and production facilities produce how much stuff they initially make. The second part is the actual actions the player makes, like spending money on building new factories. The last and third part is where any new factories purchased in the second part produce their resources)


You create a small dairy and Egg farm, which creates one of each resource each turn. You use 2 tons of your supervodka to create a bread factory, which creates 2 tons of bread per turn. With all of these new resources combined, you create a total of 1 Kotlet per turn, with an additional 1 bread being produced per turn.

You gain 6 tons of Martian Vodka, which is worth a little more than supervodka because it's 2.5x as efficient as regular vodka while Supervodka is 2x as efficient. The kotlets are worth the sum of their components meaning that they're worth 3 tons of regular vodka each.

With all this, at the end of the turn, you have 2/3 tons of Supervodka, 6 tons of Martian Vodka, 2 tons of Martian Vodka on Mars,  and an excess of 1 ton of Pork, 1 ton of Beef, and 1 ton of bread from the production cycles of the kotlets. 

You build one Factory, the Devonport Factory, and you have enough Wine to build a second. You can build wineries to produce higher quality wine.

You really don't need to spend any amount that will noticeably affect the production of anything as the production cycles produce literal tons of wine every turn. You get a general sense that the people want to be careful with economic growth and want to preserve the natural enviroments on the island.


This waste production facility costs 4 tons of Umu and generally improves the quality of life on the Island.

Make-Make tells you that he will raise a few islands over the ocean nearby you at the cost of 10 umus. These are visible from satellite images, and cause a slight stir in the scientific community as well as a significant stir in the conspiracy theory community. One of the more reasonable theories is that the Chilean Government was censoring these from satellite images for some reason, perhaps military bases on the islands. As usual, the worst ones involve global conspiracies, aliens, etc.

You start exploring through what has been described as a previously undiscovered quarry that may have been used to carve out Maoi. You find several previously undiscovered tablets with Rongorongo writing on them, and what appears to be a map of Easter island carved into the wall, with a specific point marked someplace outside of the island in the ocean nearby.

You spend 5 Umus on building some submarines, which you are able to use to explore the nearby seafloor. You find some flat areas.

You, by spending roughly 7 2/3 on each, you manage to double the efficiency of the Yam Farm, Tidal Plant, and  Geothermal plant. The Yam Farm now produces 2 tons of yams per turn, and the Tidal Plant's and Geothermal Plant's bonuses now give you an extra 4 tons of Umu per turn. This means you now produce 24 Umu per turn.


The dam is finished, it's just taking a long time to drain things. You can work on multiple projects at once.


You refuse to join the Meatball alliance.

Your actions by throwing pro-communist people into Venezuela is slightly concerning other countries.


This new spy training costs you roughly 4 Ribel and they are now primed to spy on other countries. What countries would you like to keep tabs on?

You currently, after the spy training, have 32 tons of Ribel and 3 tons of Bratwurst. You're currently producing 6 tons of Ribel a day and 2 tons of Bratwurst a day.


The new subjects enter into their quarters. The tourists seem a little bored with the lack of activities.

You, walking over to the scientists, see them armed. One of them promptly explains it's in case some of the Leopard Seals get particularly aggressive.

They explain that you're influencing the environment of Antartica heavily, and that the extreme migration of Penguins has hurting the ecosystem. They think you should lighten up on this.

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The spontaneous rising of the islands seems to have spontaneously created a reaction in the ocean, causing something else to rise to the surface. What treasures may be inside, are you brave enough to go inside?

Excellent, I begin purging all information about the hommels I can find, both internationally and nationally.

I then bribe as much Belgian and Luxembourgian minster as I can.

Finally I order my scientists to crossbreed the super-potatoes Russia sent us with our own to improve our hutspot

I'm bored and since Tasmania has been claimed, I won't take control of Australia.
The Great Leader shall lead China!
The first order of business is to build factories of whatever my national resources turns out to be.
The People shall have Industry!

Okay, I'm really tired, those lines sort of rhymed...

==>Isaac(supreme leader/Antarctica): Assure scientists that you have no intention of moving any more penguins to Marie-Byrd Land

Though that doesn't mean we won't do anything to our existing loyal penguins. After all, a nation with no army is not one that will last long, and we do not have enough humans to make a reasonable army.
==>Antarctica: Invest ten(10) tons of fish in cybernetics research

==>Antarctica: Use new technology to convert one eighth(1/8) of loyal fishing penguins into cyborg penguin soldiers

((Ah, okay, makes sense. So I have 14 at the end of last turn + 8 produced at this turn, giving me 22 to spend total? I'm just going to spend as if I have 22.))

Diplomacy:
Accept Russia's gift of kotlet. Give some to the workers, and the rest to R/D and PR to promote Russian kotlet abroad.
Offer to create a zero-tariff free trade zone between my nation, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Estonia, and Iceland, who I will henceforth call the "Nordic nations".
Also, attempt to gauge international opinion regarding the Brazilian nuclear situation.

Technology:
Put 10 Finnballs into condiment/side dish research, pooling the information from the Russian kotlet sample and the Dutch recipe to forge ahead into the future of making meatballs taste better!

Intelligence:
Another 10 Finnballs will go into revamping the Suojelupoliisi, the Finnish national security intelligence agency. Primarily focus on updating our technology, but also on reinforcing its ties with other intelligence agencies across the globe - especially those in the IMA!

Military:
Nothing new here. Just continue training, R/D, and recruitment efforts, just like before.

Economy:
2 tons of meatballs shall go to connecting the Meatball Center to the Helsinki metro, and improving Helsinki infrastructure in general. Poll worker satisfaction and general happiness.

((So, if I'm correct, I had 22 at the start, spent 22, and at the end of this turn will have 0 + any bonus production gained this turn?))