Europa Omega

You send over a Kotlet to show that you are now officially a part of the Meat Alliance. Notably, a representative from the U.S had brought over a cheeseburger and does not like that Russia had thought to also show off their meat-based product.

Because Mars is significantly closer to Earth than Mars, you manage to get this turn and manage to get a small base set up. Gagarin-Hadfield Space Space Station is Created nearby the Moltke crater. You didn't have the luck to find another stranded astronaut on the Moon, so you have to start up a farm from the ground up. You brought enough potatoes to start a standard farm. Ships can also be launched from there, and research can be done there.

You create 3 more Nuclear plants with the Vodka you used, boosting the production of Vodka by 3 tons. The two tons of Martian vodka generally improve living conditions on the new space station and increase production of Martian Potatoes. Marcus, despite having been up there, seems apprehensive to leave. Why might that be?

Your gifts are sent. The expensive government music Video shows off your wealth, but its generally regarded as coming off as condescending and smug.



Your attempts to censor any knowledge about the Hommels is successful enough to make the images that have surfaced thought to be promotional material for an upcoming movie. To help confirm this, the Hommels have been programmed to pretend they're statues when viewed by civilians unless specifically told to otherwise.

You bribe them with about 10 hutspot each, and it seems they're willing to listen to whatever you're going to say

You manage to create a new Super-Hutspot. It's going to take a little longer to make unless you specifically dedicate a bigger farm to it.


Your new winery produces a higher quality wine that's worth 1.5x more than standard tasmanian wine. It costs 5 tons of wine.

It appears they were researching clean renewable energies like Solar Energy and cleaner nuclear energy.

At the end of the turn you're left with 1 ton of regular wine and 2 tons of higher quality wine.

The meatball is hearty and delicious.


You are now the president of China. Your resource is Peking Duck. You seem to already know the gist of what you're doing.

You build two factories in Beijing and Shanghai, and they altogether produce 4 tons of Peking duck on their first turn open.


Your spies see that Austria and Switzerland haven't changed very much, although they generally seem susceptible because of the mind control and all. Germany is generally similar to how it was before due to how covert you were, although rumors about the president of Germany becoming more isolated are spreading.

You research this satellite system, and this, while pretty expensive, would really increase your public image.

It isn't as effective since Ribel probably isn't as popular in France and Italy, but they still seems slightly more susceptible, but not "sure i'll let you take over my country" susceptible.



Through your use of 10 tons of fish, you've advanced cybernetics so that it's more human and less horrific.

Using this, you manage to create a substantial penguin army. They'll be patrolling the borders, mostly.


You create the new cities of Uoke and Matu'a. Transport between these islands is easy because of the ferries you've added.

You manage to get a working prototype working, using artificial sunlight and a simulated day/night cycle this should be a relatively safe thing to live in.

While the Oldest Natives aren't able to tell you exactly what they say, some of the information they can provide, plus some other information about some of the other tablets, allow some experts from the university to start decoding it. This is what they think it says. They aren't able to decode all of it.


After digging in the marked area, you find a small piece of stone with a gemstone placed in it. The thing seems to have been delibrately dropped here.


After selling the yams to other Polynesian nations, you gain 1 kilomoney.


You give the Kotlets to people, and it generally boosts morale. and makes everyone generally more accepting of Russia. This is excluding America, who also brought cheeseburgers and doesn't like that Russia also brought a meat product.

The Tariff-Free trade zone is generally agreed upon to be a good idea, but it seems like the larger countries like Norway and Sweden aren't entirely sure they'll be getting much from Estonia and Iceland.

Everyone seems to be worried about the Brazillian Situation. It appears that after some prodding from Canada, the U.S is building up its missile and nuclear technology.

Research indicates that the traditional Dutch recipe works because of its larger size, and larger sizes in Finnballs may increase effectiveness. An interview with a random Russian Citizen picked at random, Oleg, has revealed that Kotlets are generally better with onions, and this may increase effectiveness.

You update and advance the technology in the Suojelupoliisi, increasing its effectiveness.

The Meatball Center now has a metro stop in it in which people can stop and drop by the gift shop. Workers seem generally happy.

((No problem, I'll try to catch you up.))

Your assistance in creating the Gagarin-Hadfield Space Station has allowed for the construction of a rocket launching station through which rockets can be sent to other planets and back to earth.

You manage to improve upon your carriers by reducing their weight somewhat and putting some more powerful motors in, effectively increasing the efficiency with which you can trade.

You found the Canadian Diplomatic Corps. (CDC) with all the people you've described. Basically, all the maple syrup goes into developing the "So you wanna be James Bond" Special Agent training course and finding some of the more specific people there.

America sees your point and spends the majority of its stash of cheeseburgers and bacon cheeseburgers on developing missile technology and nuclear weapons. The reason for this seems to be twofold: to protect itself against Brazil, and to develop missiles and rockets so they can try to beat Russia in this new space station establishment thing.

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