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Post by solarenergizer on Oct 31, 2018 9:25:16 GMT
Heavenly Empress Paloma:
> Invest all my Gaspacho into Time Travel research. Russia and Canada may have Space, but Spain will reign in Time.
> In the meantime, the Heavenly Empress will take a look at this S-World thing. What’s its deal?
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Post by rapidjazz on Oct 31, 2018 9:37:34 GMT
Godking, from Tasmania
First, delete the new game off my computer, I simply don't have time to be distracted, I have enough trouble running a small island as it is.
Give a generous donation of wine to James because frankly he's earned it at this point, to do with as he wishes.
Put around 20% of the post's production of wine into a future panic fund and hire someone to try and manage that in order to turn wine into more wine as well as giving us reserves in case we need. Do not spend this wine unless it's stated that we are accessing the panic booze.
And spend the rest on researching new and exotic forms of wine while waiting for a dutch response that'll probably never come.
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Post by goldenboyo56 on Oct 31, 2018 10:53:42 GMT
Bishop-King of New Papal States/Vatican City
- Frist Build 2 factories to get more tea!
- Second put 3 tons of the tea into building up a army, and pray that it's like the Knights Templar but better and smarter (Not corrupted at all hopefully)
- Third, give a speech to christians around the world to never follow those with the title god king/emperor, telling the men and women who use those titles, that they are prideful fools. Hope that this prevents corruption from our northern little crazy
- Finally, request that Italy give us more land, and remind them how much we don't ask them for anything usually
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Post by venchi on Oct 31, 2018 10:59:21 GMT
Danny, Grandmaster of the Benelux Now to make another fleet of battleships, one that looks exactly like the other one but with lethal weaponry. I accept the scientist's offer and upon learning how he got the schematics send a reply to the Godking of Tasmania. | I appreciate the reactor and I promise if we manage to make it portable to share our results with you, in the meantime I hope the schematics for our seawater engine will make for an acceptable trade. |
I then order all remaining (super) hutspot to go towards the construction of Hommels and power armor. I run the game, but to be safe I will be using a computer that is not connected to anything but the Internet, can't have something infecting my networks after all. |
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Post by bloonofsteel on Oct 31, 2018 12:16:04 GMT
Russia:
First of all, make it known that the aircraft carrier can kindly piss off from my waters, otherwise I will send very angry and painful letters.
Secondly, properly greet the President of Venezuela, stating my intentions of helping to implement an anti-nuke system, in exchange for... uh, just tell people how great of a person I am.
Once it's been properly implemented, I'm just gonna head back to Russia.
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Post by The One Guy on Oct 31, 2018 15:57:56 GMT
God-Emperor Joe of Liechtenstein:
> Have my plants in the government do their best to lift the ban on ribel.
> As a backup plan, develop a version of the mind control serum that can be portable and injected into foods soon before consumption.
> Cautiously unbrick part of the castle cave entrance and look inside. If it seems safe, unbrick the rest and send a team of spies in. Make sure they're armed.
> Complete my agreement with Greece by providing them with some of my mind control serum (the original version before it was improved to counter Germany's measures). Make sure to keep a security detail of spies with it at all times to ensure it's not used in any way that could work against me.
> Try combining ribel with Greece's spices to see if I can create an improved ribel.
> Have a team thoroughly look into the S-WORLD code to ensure it's safe to run and try to find out any secrets it may be hiding.
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Post by sillyConformist on Oct 31, 2018 19:30:58 GMT
Supreme Leader Isaac of AntarcticaA diplomat from easter island comes towards your first city via plane and asks you and any other government officals what they know about an artifact or magic stone. Other officials? Isaac is the only one who rules Antarctica in any official capacity! Anyways, by magic stone, does he mean that one with the sun powers that drove its user insane? Tell him that we know nothing about this stone, and he is not welcome to look for it.In fact, Antarctica closes its borders to anyone from Easter Island. They are no longer welcome here. As for the game, ignore it for now.
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Post by Great Leader on Nov 1, 2018 2:27:40 GMT
Great Leader of China
Asia Summit: Offer to spend 2 Ultra Rice or Ultra Pancakes to build a rice or pancake factory (of their choice) in any country that wishes to sign up to the Golden Confederation. They may keep all output of the factory. These shall be called the Golden Confederation People's Outreach Centres.
Spend 5 Saucy Peking Duck on mining and refining the Coal and Iron deposits for future use.
Spend 5 Saucy Peking Duck on starting a space program.
Send the Game to That spy agency for examination.
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Post by golderino on Nov 1, 2018 4:54:55 GMT
Whatever-my-title-is Golderino of Finland
Economy:
Start subsidizing a domestic ship-building industry in addition to continuing aviation subsidies.
Diplomacy:
Nothing really.
Technology:
Put 10 Lingonberry-Finnballs (or as many as I have, if I don't have 10) into stronger cyber-reconnaissance and hacking. I'll be damned if I can't figure out what "Joe" is up to.
If any Lingonberry-Finnballs remain, attempt to research laser-based point defense, to shoot down enemy AAM and SAM.
Intelligence:
Attempt to discern if there's any connection between Liechtenstein and Austria (and Switzerland) behaving strangely. Mostly Austria, though, as they're a part of the IMA...
Military:
Increase cooperation with the new aircraft industry. Have the military send over their specifications as to what might be useful, etc. Special emphasis on unique ways to implement our laser weaponry.
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Post by ssiras on Nov 1, 2018 11:14:05 GMT
Send a message to Easter Island "How cow you're a country?! How can you even keep your economy? Do you sell those weird heads to USA? Anyway, what's this about... magic stuff?"
That's not the plan for the airfract carrier, in just going o leave there close to Russia. WAITING FOR THEM TO NOTICE.
Also this is a Christian Country now. The Bible is actually sacred item and all it's words are true.
I'm even investing in science to prove that the Bible is real, I'm willing to sped 10 Feijoada to turn the Bible into a real thing. Brazil above all and God above every!
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Post by quixoticTokki on Nov 3, 2018 0:57:47 GMT
> The Imperial Warlock Queen, Phaelin, lays claim to the nation of Thailand!
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Post by telaxius on Nov 7, 2018 9:37:12 GMT
Heavenly Empress Paloma: > Invest all my Gaspacho into Time Travel research. Russia and Canada may have Space, but Spain will reign in Time. > In the meantime, the Heavenly Empress will take a look at this S-World thing. What’s its deal? You successfully develop a prototype for your Time Machine. The unfortunate thing is that because of the butterfly effect, any potential thing you do in the past may result in a chain of events leading to the prevention of your birth or other horrible effects to Spain. Because of this, the time travel device has a really annoyingly loud buzzer that sounds whenever you're about to do something that will affect the timeline in such a way that it will hurt you or cause a paradox. It seems like as you approach the present, your chances of screwing things up to the point that you accidentally are retroactively wiped from existence seem to increase. The safest option seems to be the distant past. It appears that its some sort of MMO. Based on your brief experiences playing it, you appear to have no control over the player character and have to guide them along by placing items. You don't really know who the player character is, but he appears to be living in some sort of fairly normal looking house, actually. The guy doesn't seem to be aware that you're able to control his environment. Godking, from Tasmania First, delete the new game off my computer, I simply don't have time to be distracted, I have enough trouble running a small island as it is. Give a generous donation of wine to James because frankly he's earned it at this point, to do with as he wishes. Put around 20% of the post's production of wine into a future panic fund and hire someone to try and manage that in order to turn wine into more wine as well as giving us reserves in case we need. Do not spend this wine unless it's stated that we are accessing the panic booze. And spend the rest on researching new and exotic forms of wine while waiting for a dutch response that'll probably never come. That's understandable. James places it into his savings account. He's going to use this later, but no one knows exactly what for. You start the Panic Booze stash. You also hire a guy to manage it, although I'm a little bit confused by what you mean. Do you mean you want him to invest it to make more? Your scientists start-  A frog merchant approaches you and your scientists with exciting and exotic new flavors and recipes. He briefly presents you with what he's got in stock
Bishop-King of New Papal States/Vatican City - Frist Build 2 factories to get more tea! - Second put 3 tons of the tea into building up a army, and pray that it's like the Knights Templar but better and smarter (Not corrupted at all hopefully) - Third, give a speech to christians around the world to never follow those with the title god king/emperor, telling the men and women who use those titles, that they are prideful fools. Hope that this prevents corruption from our northern little crazy - Finally, request that Italy give us more land, and remind them how much we don't ask them for anything usually You build two breweries. Because of the low amount of tea you put into it, it's less like an army and more like a small task force. It's primarily made of some people selected by you and the cardinals who would be good at what they do. Your speech is given. It encourages the people living in the city that you're going to be fairly good at your job. Italy does recognize that you haven't asked for much, but says "Unfortunately, we Rome is our capital and we can't just give away parts of it like that. We have a couple of islands you can use if you'd like." Danny, Grandmaster of the Benelux Now to make another fleet of battleships, one that looks exactly like the other one but with lethal weaponry. I accept the scientist's offer and upon learning how he got the schematics send a reply to the Godking of Tasmania. | I appreciate the reactor and I promise if we manage to make it portable to share our results with you, in the meantime I hope the schematics for our seawater engine will make for an acceptable trade. |
I then order all remaining (super) hutspot to go towards the construction of Hommels and power armor. I run the game, but to be safe I will be using a computer that is not connected to anything but the Internet, can't have something infecting my networks after all. You aren't able to make a full fleet as you don't have as much money as you used to previously built the fleet, but you are able to make another ship with 10 super-hutspot. You send the schematics over. You also make 18 new Hommels and enough powersuits to fully equip a task force. It appears that its some sort of MMO. Based on your brief experiences playing it, you appear to have no control over the player character and have to guide them along by placing items. It appears the player character is some random person who appears to be of Asian origin. It appears this person lives in a large white house. Russia: First of all, make it known that the aircraft carrier can kindly piss off from my waters, otherwise I will send very angry and painful letters.Secondly, properly greet the President of Venezuela, stating my intentions of helping to implement an anti-nuke system, in exchange for... uh, just tell people how great of a person I am.Once it's been properly implemented, I'm just gonna head back to Russia.The Venezuelan president states that he'll make sure you stay in a positive light whenever he speaks of you. The implementation of the missile defense system costs pretty much all of your super-vodka. Once you're back in Russia, a Diplomat from Easter Island attempts to contact you about any magic artifacts or stones your country may possess. God-Emperor Joe of Liechtenstein: > Have my plants in the government do their best to lift the ban on ribel. > As a backup plan, develop a version of the mind control serum that can be portable and injected into foods soon before consumption. > Cautiously unbrick part of the castle cave entrance and look inside. If it seems safe, unbrick the rest and send a team of spies in. Make sure they're armed. > Complete my agreement with Greece by providing them with some of my mind control serum (the original version before it was improved to counter Germany's measures). Make sure to keep a security detail of spies with it at all times to ensure it's not used in any way that could work against me. > Try combining ribel with Greece's spices to see if I can create an improved ribel. > Have a team thoroughly look into the S-WORLD code to ensure it's safe to run and try to find out any secrets it may be hiding. The German president seems immediately angry about the suggestion, but it seems like the mass public in Germany are angry about the heavy restrictions on imports. It seems like the German president is open to loosening import restrictions from anywhere except where he believes you're controlling it. Your scientists develop a new tasteless form of the Mind Control agent that can be masked by flavors easily. It could be slipped into someone's food without realizing it, probably. Your speis report that the inside of the area appears to be a deep cave system. It appears the walls of said cave system are covered in blue paint with clouds painted on it. After going inside, they said they found a world with strange floating blocks and turtles. It appears a substantial amount of mushrooms are also growing inside there. While Ribel isn't usually spiced, a certain theoretical mix of some spices present there could improve the efficiency of the Ribel T You provide Greece with some of the serum, with several spies sent along. S-WORLD appears to be fairly normal throughout most of the code but at certain points it's completely unreadable due to being in a coding language you've never seen before. Supreme Leader Isaac of AntarcticaA diplomat from easter island comes towards your first city via plane and asks you and any other government officals what they know about an artifact or magic stone. Other officials? Isaac is the only one who rules Antarctica in any official capacity! Anyways, by magic stone, does he mean that one with the sun powers that drove its user insane? Tell him that we know nothing about this stone, and he is not welcome to look for it.In fact, Antarctica closes its borders to anyone from Easter Island. They are no longer welcome here. As for the game, ignore it for now. You do both actions. The diplomat leaves on the first flight out of there. Great Leader of China Asia Summit: Offer to spend 2 Ultra Rice or Ultra Pancakes to build a rice or pancake factory (of their choice) in any country that wishes to sign up to the Golden Confederation. They may keep all output of the factory. These shall be called the Golden Confederation People's Outreach Centres. Spend 5 Saucy Peking Duck on mining and refining the Coal and Iron deposits for future use. Spend 5 Saucy Peking Duck on starting a space program. Send the Game to That spy agency for examination. Japan decides to accept. It picks the rice, because it better fits with their traditional foods. You start getting people to work on mining and refining the coal. This material can now be sold and traded, or used on your own things. You start a space program. You should be able to get to some other planets. Whatever-my-title-is Golderino of FinlandEconomy:Start subsidizing a domestic ship-building industry in addition to continuing aviation subsidies. Diplomacy:Nothing really. Technology:Put 10 Lingonberry-Finnballs (or as many as I have, if I don't have 10) into stronger cyber-reconnaissance and hacking. I'll be damned if I can't figure out what "Joe" is up to. If any Lingonberry-Finnballs remain, attempt to research laser-based point defense, to shoot down enemy AAM and SAM. Intelligence:Attempt to discern if there's any connection between Liechtenstein and Austria (and Switzerland) behaving strangely. Mostly Austria, though, as they're a part of the IMA... Military:Increase cooperation with the new aircraft industry. Have the military send over their specifications as to what might be useful, etc. Special emphasis on unique ways to implement our laser weaponry. For 10 new Finnballs, you are able to encourage the Finnish Boat Industry to beome more active. Through your 8 finnballs into hacking, you're able to find some Evidence. It appears that a lot of activity with some Liechtenstein agents has been going on with Germany, with some evidence suggesting that the agents have had activity in Germany for a while now. This might explain why Germany spontaneously declared itself a closed country. It appears lasers already work very well for Point defense, with them being very good at attacking objects while they're stationary. You don't actually need to research much, so it doesn't cost you. Based on your intelligence, you can see that both of them seem to be interacting a lot with each other and Liechtenstein. They're probably connected, especially with the stuff relating to that church. However, it seems like Liechtenstein may be the head of the operation since the churches were specifically to Ribel, which is a food from Liechtenstein. It seems like support from the government further increases the aircraft industry. They produce it close to your specifications because they want you to buy it. Send a message to Easter Island "How cow you're a country?! How can you even keep your economy? Do you sell those weird heads to USA? Anyway, what's this about... magic stuff?" That's not the plan for the airfract carrier, in just going o leave there close to Russia. WAITING FOR THEM TO NOTICE. Also this is a Christian Country now. The Bible is actually sacred item and all it's words are true. I'm even investing in science to prove that the Bible is real, I'm willing to sped 10 Feijoada to turn the Bible into a real thing. Brazil above all and God above every! Your message is sent. The Russian president sends a message basically telling you to "kindly piss off from my waters". Since the largest religion in Brazil is Christianity, most people are alright with this. Your scientists have come to the conclusion that over time people have edited the bible to make it less accurately depict the world, and that they must find the true edition of the Bible to truly prove it is real and good. They also are kind of hyped up and suggest that it might be with the Arc of the Covenant. > The Imperial Warlock Queen, Phaelin, lays claim to the nation of Thailand! Congratulations. You have started off with 10 tons of Pad thai , and you can build your first factory to produce Pad thai for free. After that, they cost 4 each.
Full credit to the original artist of the image of the frog merchant, p-train-w.
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Post by bloonofsteel on Nov 7, 2018 12:30:27 GMT
Russia:
First course of action will be to mobilize military in case the aircraft carrier tries anything funny. Make it clear that if the aircraft carrier has not pissed off from my waters, I will force it to piss off from my waters.
Secondly, talk with the Easter Island diplomat.
"If you do not have anything substantial to offer in exchange, you will go home empty handed. If you do, can you wait for a god damn moment I found it first, on literally another planet. Although, I have an idea you may not like."
Russia, Resources:
Kotlets will go into researching the space-time compacting technology for more peaceful, perhaps even civilian options. Perhaps higher capacity batteries, or extremely convenient luggage one could carry in their pocket.
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Post by rapidjazz on Nov 7, 2018 12:52:15 GMT
Tasmanian Guy in Charge (Preferred Title: Godking)
Confirm with the guy managing the booze fund that he was supposed to invest it. Also ask him for his name.
Secondly, because I don't believe I make enough wine per turn to afford the beautiful-sounding wine of Alexandria, use a bottle or two of the better Tasmanian wine in an attempt to keep him here while we produce more wine for him. Invest the rest in something low-risk that lasts for a turn. Additionally mention that I would like to possibly become trading partners, if only to stop this wine, and any other recipes, from spreading.
Thirdly, ask James exactly what he's planning to do with the wine, as I'm curious.
And lastly, ask if there's been any schematics or anything else sent to us from the Dutch Scientist guy who is still quite frightening to talk about.
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Post by venchi on Nov 7, 2018 15:02:16 GMT
Danny, Grandmaster of the Benelux
I'm not gonna spend any of my (super)hutspot this turn and just mess around with the game. I try moving furniture around while looking around the house for any easter eggs.
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Post by The One Guy on Nov 7, 2018 19:08:23 GMT
God-Emperor Joe of Liechtenstein:
> Work on loosening import restrictions in the German government, even if I can't do it for the nations I directly control.
> Send a message to Greece offering a deal: If they will export some food containing my control essence to Germany, then I agree to honor any requests from them (current of future) regarding using my intelligence agency to gather information for them. Also discreetly switch to sending them the improved version of the serum designed to get around Germany's countermeasures.
> Have my spies slip the new serum into Germany's border guard's strict diets, to aid in the smuggling.
> Search for any intelligent life in the area beyond Mario's castle. Also send a science team to analyze the mushrooms there.
> Build a new ribel factory producing the ribel upgraded with Greece's spices.
> Put a team into trying to decode the unknown coding language used within S-WORLD.
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Post by sillyConformist on Nov 7, 2018 19:57:54 GMT
Supreme Leader Isaac of Antarctica
Time to start investing more in the military so that we can defend ourselves from anyone else seeking the stone. Antarctica spends five(5) tons of cooked fish to develop a new type of gun that uses ice as ammo instead of metal bullets. This will make procuring our ammunition much easier. Upon completion these ice guns will be provided to the cyborg penguin soldiers.
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Post by Great Leader on Nov 7, 2018 23:44:39 GMT
Great Leader of China
Asia Summit: Thank Japan for their support. Assure other countries that the offer remains open should they wish to work together for the good of the region.
Ask the other leaders at the Summit if there is anything China may do for them.
Congratulate the Imperial Warlock Queen Phaelin on becoming the monarch of Thailand. "We look forward to working together for the good of our Peoples."
Using the newly refined Coal and the technical services of Japan, spend 5 tons of Saucy Peking Duck each on a new naval fleet and new airforce.
Our Peoples shall have Protection.
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Post by goldenboyo56 on Nov 8, 2018 0:30:42 GMT
Bishop King Quinn
1. Frist, accept Italy's offer
2. Second, send letters Canada, USA, Germany, Russia, Italy, Greece, Tasmania, Easter Island, China, Finland, Spain, and Venezuela to a meeting, as the current 'kinda' pope of the country, i need to keep taps on all of their tomfoolery, the idea of any of these countries going crazy and fucking everything up is something i can't allow
3. Pray to the true God for the breweries to be bountiful, offering any catholic relic as a gift or more tea
4. Insult Ribel's existance on tv as a sign of further hate towards god-king leaders
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Post by quixoticTokki on Nov 8, 2018 1:44:05 GMT
Imperial Warlock Queen Phaelin of Thailand:
> First, let's build 2 factories to get Pad Thai production up and running.
> Then I'd like to invest my remaining 6 tons of Pad Thai into a nationwide tour to meet with the people. I present myself as a kind and benevolent ruler who cares about the needs of each citizen. I probably take some pictures with kids, you know, the whole thing.
> Respond to China's congratulations with a solid "Hell yeah."
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Post by solarenergizer on Nov 8, 2018 7:56:34 GMT
Heavenly Empress Paloma of Spain:
> Spend 4 Gaspacho to make another factory
> Abuse time travel to make a goddamn killing in the stock market
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Post by golderino on Nov 9, 2018 2:17:59 GMT
Emperor Golderino of Finland
Economy:
Continue shipbuilding subsidies. Start facilitating cooperation with the navy, just like we did with the air force.
Diplomacy:
Send an official diplomatic inquiry to the government of Liechenstein asking if they have had any irregular dealings with Austria, Switzerland, and/or Germany recently.
Technology
nah
Intelligence:
Attempt to create portable laser turrets, which are akin to machine guns but portable. Hopefully, they can provide extra fire support in defensive situations.
Military:
Continue all ongoing projects, implementing better laser weapons as we develop them.
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Post by ssiras on Nov 10, 2018 11:44:14 GMT
Ok... let's not panic... I know exactly where to find the Arc... let's go to Ethiopia! With armed forces... and let's take this opportunity to confiscate their coffee, after all WE invented that. Oh and about Russia, send them a letter: "Nah brother, you're getting it wrong... I may not be communist, but I still like Mother Russia, I hope we can still help each other is some way. And... you're a great person... you don't need to go offering nukes to everyone to prove that... listen, if you back away from Venezuela, I promise I will tell my friends in South America how great you are! You would like to be friends with Argentina and Uruguay no?" And send them this picture: Attachments:
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Post by goldenboyo56 on Nov 16, 2018 2:52:31 GMT
*Stern Pope Disapproval toward Liechtenstein*
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