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Post by zylo on Apr 20, 2016 5:05:54 GMT
New to the adventure? Read it from the start here.
>Lance:Equip Guitar!
You easily store your guitar in your strife specibus, since you already are the proud owner of Guitarkind. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shit is anyone actually here reading this? Am I free from my obligation to write this story!?
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Post by eerr on Apr 20, 2016 5:19:26 GMT
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Post by zylo on Apr 20, 2016 5:21:01 GMT
The goal was simply to never let you leave, but now that you know my secret I can never let you live.....
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Post by redisokay2803 on Apr 20, 2016 12:37:27 GMT
Oh, thank goodness. This adventure was one of the reasons I was low-key flipping the fuck out about the forums being down. >Lance: Retrieve the disk already. Or if we wanna procrastinate more... >Lance, kiss Diehard poster. Seconded.
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Post by zylo on Apr 20, 2016 22:20:35 GMT
>Lance: kiss Diehard poster.
What? No. Hell no.
You ain't kissing your diehard poster, John Mcclane is a married man, what are you some sort of homewrecker? Granted the home in question is a rocky relationship with his wife, but he is trying to make it work. This man's man takes on a whole terrorist group to protect the woman he loves and you respect the shit out of that. So you won't kiss him, but you would give the poster a serious bro fist bump if it wasn't so hard to reach behind the tv.
besides, no offense to Mr. Mcclane, you ain't into dudes.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I wish mspa forums would come back. I also wish school would stop trying to kill me. And that Symbiostuck had 0 viewers.
But we rarely get everything we want.
Sorta like how you wished for Lance to make out with the studly John Mcclane.
Life is a bitch aint it?
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Post by Sharkalien on May 1, 2016 5:05:07 GMT
>Man up and just give him a little kiss on the cheek
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Post by DapperKobold on May 6, 2016 4:00:42 GMT
>Ponder computational situation.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 6, 2016 13:43:43 GMT
>Take apart the motorcycle.
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Post by zylo on May 13, 2016 20:41:35 GMT
>Take apart the motorcycle.
What? No! You just put this thing back together again, you're not going to tear it apart after all of that work? Besides you know its been tuned to perfection already. Why? Cause you did the tuning, that's why. You inherited this bike from you Bro and he taught you everything you needed to know about it.
---------------------------------------------------------------- Schoooooools out for summer! Ba da da de neeeeeh ba be de neeeeeeh!
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Post by Sharkalien on May 13, 2016 21:04:18 GMT
>Shave that miserable goatee off
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toto
Bravesprout
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Post by toto on May 13, 2016 22:55:32 GMT
>Exit your room, look for anything interesting out there.
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 13, 2016 23:16:06 GMT
>Stroke your glorious mane of hair, then brag about it to your friends.
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Post by zylo on May 14, 2016 18:17:47 GMT
>Lance: Retrieve the disk already.
Yeah you supposed you need to stop dragging you feet. Surely you are ready for what awaits you behind the forbidden door right? Right? Maybe your should rethink this? Surely you need more time before braving this wardrobe?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frankly I agree with Lance on this, who knows whats in that thing. Last wardrobe I ever entered had lions and evil half goat people in them.
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 14, 2016 18:22:29 GMT
>Lance, Let's not go into the wardrobe. Last time I entered one I got slapped by a demon. >Instead, let's go outside the room and look for the Disk there.
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Post by DapperKobold on May 14, 2016 19:04:01 GMT
>Lance, your ruffianism isn't going to go anywhere but down if you respect signs, much less signs you put up in your own room, and on a piece of furniture you own. If you're honestly afraid of what's in there, you need to take it and throw it out, burn it, slay it in battle, something. You can't live in fear like this. It's not good for you.
>Also, think of all the good stuff you keep in there. You're going to have to get it out eventually.
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Post by zylo on May 15, 2016 20:23:02 GMT
> Stop being a wimp and just open the thing already.
Ok yeah, this isn't like you. Cool guys don't fear doors or respect signs hung on said doors. The fonz would be devastated by your failure as a ruffian.
You open the drop to the Wardrobe. So far so good. Take that door! This cool customer ain't afraid of you. Do your worst!
*Silent Screaming*
----------------------------------------------------------------- The books hit his funny bone. But lance is to cool a customer to announce that to anyone.
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Post by DapperKobold on May 16, 2016 16:32:05 GMT
>In retrospect, maybe you should have opened the other door first.
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Post by zylo on May 23, 2016 2:46:39 GMT
>Lance: Examine book.
---------------------------------------------------- The secrets of a wardrobe are to terrible for the world to behold, one should never disobey the signs.
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Post by blekneigt on May 28, 2016 6:03:58 GMT
Throw down book in disgust.
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Post by balancesong on Jun 7, 2016 7:46:10 GMT
One day Lance... One Day.
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Post by gutza1 on Jun 9, 2016 17:36:28 GMT
(I'M BACK BABY)
Lance: Protect your figurative manhood by thinking about Warhammer 40K, Gears of War, and Fist of the North Star while a single manly tear streams down your face. Then get the game disks so we can get this over with. Jesus these plotlines always go on for so long, don't they?
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Post by zylo on Jun 13, 2016 0:47:59 GMT
==>
That's it... you can't take it, the truth is to powerful..
You're not cool, you're not... you're... you're...
Romantic Trash
Terrible chick flick loving trash!
You should just toss yourself in the trash right here and now for being the most unmanly and uncool duded in existence, but its all true!
You love chick flicks, romance novels, poetry, Barry Manilow, and you even cry every time you see titanic! Furthermore, Castle's in the Air by Christinia Dodd is a national fucking treasure! And you will fight anyone who says otherwise!
For heavens sake's you are not a ruffian, you own THREE copies of the notebook. One signed by each lead, and then one one signed by them both, because no one can separate true love!
Who cares if you only own a VHS player, it was worth it. Love is always worth it!
True love is always worth the cost!
You ceremoniously tear down your false music poster revealing your actual favorite artists behind them. This unveiling of your true colors smashes your Ruffian's Magnetism to its lowest point, transforming it into a Casanova's Courtship instead, thus forcing the Fonz to pack up his things in a bindle and ride the trains to the nearest Malt Shop to confide his woes" to the local soda jerk. Thank heavens he can still ride his cycle on the train there though, that would have been one to many tragedies in the world of cool on this day.
Truth be told, you secretly may be a bit dramatic at times.
----------------------------------------------------------------------- I have so much free time now to not spend on writing this series, huzzah! I have sadly been working on many of my other projects, like Twitch Streaming, DnD, and the board game I am developing. Remember kids the best strategy when working on something, is to work on multiple somethings at the same time, that way all the projects get done faster. Also the TRUE face of lance has been revealed! Turns out he is.... a huge NEEEEEEEEEEERD! But he has one bigger secret yet to be revealed...
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Post by DapperKobold on Jun 13, 2016 2:59:49 GMT
>Take a few moments to better come to terms with your feelings.
>Wait
>Wasn't there something you were supposed to do?
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Post by venchi on Jun 14, 2016 20:19:40 GMT
> Begin installing the game
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Post by zylo on Jun 18, 2016 0:05:39 GMT
>Take a few moments to better come to terms with your feelings.
You stare deeply into your collection of soulful love preaching posters and come to grasp with your feelings, reeling back in your blatant dorkishness with a hint of desperation. You are fine now, your relatively cool again. Well until your next confrontation with yourself, that happens on a daily basis. Its a risky lifestyle, but you're used to it. As old E John there might say, you live your life dangerously, like a candle in the wind.
>Get the game already!
Yeah, yeah.
Ok time to get that game for Janis, where is it?
Ah here it is.
Score!
It as pretty easy to find.
You placed it next to this frame, containing a photo of your biggest darkest most damning secret. It's a good thing that you have no reason to riddle your very soul with holes and look upon the image it displays. As much as the burning fire in your breast wishes that you would break free of your chains of social etiquette and do exactly that. ----------------------------------------------------------------- It's fun to be working on symbio again, but who knows how that will last. Maybe I need more motivation? (like money) Hey, who wants to pay me $10 to make their Symbiostuck OC character cannon for exactly one panel?
(this is a joke of course) ( I would charge at least $100 for that)
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