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A Quazar
Apr 26, 2016 14:06:58 GMT
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Apr 26, 2016 14:06:58 GMT
 What? Where are you? It would seem you are at the docks for some reason, euipped with a sword no less. You don't remember anything! What do you do? |
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Bravesprout
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Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by toto on Apr 26, 2016 18:00:45 GMT
>Talk to the man standing near the boxes. Maybe he knows why you're here.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 26, 2016 21:26:13 GMT
>Let's go talk to the oldman with his legs crossed. He totally doesn't look suspicious at all!
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 27, 2016 0:12:13 GMT
>You got bigger fish to fry. Get on the boat.
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A Quazar
Apr 27, 2016 2:02:07 GMT
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Apr 27, 2016 2:02:07 GMT
>Talk to the man standing near the boxes. Maybe he knows why you're here.  You ask the man with the clipboard if he knows why you're there. Your height threatens him, so he hops up on a box. You ask him again what you're doing here, because he didn't answer you. He tells you you signed up as a foot soldier to fight the Daemons. You don't know what those are, and you don't know why you would ever sign up for war. You tell him this and he dismisses you, telling you to sign your name. What do you do? |
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A Quazar
Apr 27, 2016 2:16:19 GMT
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Apr 27, 2016 2:16:19 GMT
>Let's go talk to the oldman with his legs crossed. He totally doesn't look suspicious at all!  You say goodbye to the man with the clipboard. He ponders how to deal with your insubordination and refusal of authority, but he gets cold feet and doesn't because you're taller than him. You walk up to the old man and ask him what his deal is. He tells you to strike when your eyes are open, and that the man in the painting isn't the same one as last time. You ... don't how to answer assuming he's on drugs, and he gives you a bean. You shove it in your inventory. |
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Post by sirblizz98 on Apr 27, 2016 2:17:40 GMT
>Might as well sign up, I mean it's scary, but you wouldn't want to disappoint past you.
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A Quazar
Apr 27, 2016 2:26:51 GMT
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Apr 27, 2016 2:26:51 GMT
>You got bigger fish to fry. Get on the boat.  You attempt to head back on the boat to leave, telling the sailor you didn't sign up for this. He tells you to sign up you gotta go talk to Octavius by the boxes. You tell him you don't want to sign up and you want to go home. He says that sucks, because if you're here it means you gotta fight or the Empire will kill you for disobedience. He doesn't let you on. |
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A Quazar
Apr 27, 2016 2:34:44 GMT
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Apr 27, 2016 2:34:44 GMT
>Might as well sign up, I mean it's scary, but you wouldn't want to disappoint past you.  You go back to Octavius and he hands you the registration forms, relieved that you're doing what he says. He doesn't know what he would do if he ever got in a scrap, or disagreement. He thanks you profusely. This information seems pretty... Disorganized, and the system for entering is kind of a joke. How are they even supposed to keep track of that? Oh well, your inner bard appreciates how well placed of a game construct it is for determining your character and background. |
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Post by sirblizz98 on Apr 27, 2016 2:41:17 GMT
>Jon Doah
>10/11/1213
>Class: Bard
>Homeland: New Bardlandia
>You worship the Great Bard, may his codpiece ever conceal the status of his erection.
>Gender: o->
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Post by eerr on Apr 27, 2016 8:07:26 GMT
Name: Smooth Cat
Class: Pickup Artist
Homeland: Buttlass Horton
Religion: You worship the Fonz for his smooth lines and magical powers
Gender: Douchebag(guy)
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A Quazar
Apr 27, 2016 13:51:04 GMT
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Apr 27, 2016 13:51:04 GMT
 You fill out the form seriously, with all the information that is 100% real about you. Of course you'd be a Pickup Artist, you lived in New Bardlandia as a kid ffs. What did you think you'd be a bard or something? In New Bardlandia the Bard is the position reserved for the highest form of government official obviously. A Pickup Artist is a much more mundane use of your talking skills though. You hand the forms back to Octavius and he tells you he used to live in New Bardlandia. You ask him where from and he says Coddington. You also remember that name... you remember you also grew up there! Unfortunately he keeps talking and tells you the reason he left Coddington is because his girlfriend, Jane Doe wasn't willing to leave her other boyfriend for Octavius. He elaborates because that is a confusing sentence and tells you he was sleeping with some girl that had a boyfriend already, some guy named Smooth Cat. Octavius tells you he's the reason Smooth and Jane broke up... he rereads your name an begs you not to hit him. |
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A Quazar
Apr 27, 2016 15:12:08 GMT
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 27, 2016 15:12:08 GMT
>Take his box away and call him Shortvius, that'll show him!
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