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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 9, 2016 3:54:04 GMT
> REZI: Freak out.
OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD.
You have no idea what Vriska's done but you're suddenly WELL AWARE OF THE FACT that she is almost certainly INSANE, and you probably had an even 50% CHANCE of causing ALL OF THIS with your ILL-TIMED FORCED NAP. God, what's wrong with you for doing this!?
You feel horrible and terrible and-
BARK!!
--What?
> REZI: Talk to DAVE.
REZI: did you just bark? DAVE: what DAVE: no come on rezi you know jades part dog now right DAVE: please tell me you did not forget that jade is part dog REZI: I...1...i... REZI: i guess i did, for a moment. REZI: urgh, my head hurts. X[ DAVE: well duh loading up on three fucking needles of whatever knockout drug you were using will tend to DO THAT TO A PERSON seriously rezi what the fuck DAVE: were you trying to do the god tier thing solo or something?? REZI: i... uh... DAVE: because if so you did it completely wrong because neither of your selves were on a fucking quest bed so fucking seriously DAVE: be honest with me here DAVE: look im taking my shades off and everything. DAVE: SUPER SERIOUS. DAVE: were you trying to kill yourself? REZI: WH4T??? REZI: NO! 1 W4S JUST... REZI: I was TRYING to find out what Vriska was doing in the void and I think I started her roaring rampage of revenge. REZI: I was NOT trying to kill myself. I just couldn't... knock myself out?? DAVE: so you... ugh DAVE: nevermind. DAVE: okay just, DAVE: talk with me about this? or DAVE: atleast just talk with someone, okay?? DAVE: if you ever start feeling like that?? REZI: fine, dave, 1 prom1se3. DAVE: good, good. DAVE: now come on DAVE: time to go meet the neighbors
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You look around and realize that you're on YET ANOTHER METEOR. When did you get transfered here? Well, while you were asleep, probably.
Oh GOD there are TROLLS EVERYWHERE, especially PEOPLE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IN YEARS!!!
Is that... KARKAT??? Oh GOSH he looks just as cute and adorable as ALWAYS!
You wanna go over there and start knocking him upside the head but- damn it, it looks like he's talking with JADE and a SUSPICIOUSLY GOD TIER DIRK about something. Actually, you probably should go over there and talk strategy buuuut... later.
SO MUCH LATER.
You've got a HEADACHE.
Who's around that won't make your head hurt just talking with them??
Looks like... Oh, hey, there's Taaavvv.....ros.
Okay, screw it, you're going in.
REZI: H3Y, T4VROS! TAVROS: uHHHHHHHH,,,,, TAVROS: hI?? TAVROS: dO I, uHHHHM, knOW yOU??? REZI: of COURSE you do!
And then you fucking headbutt him.
ARANEA: ...Whatever he's done to you, I'm sure he deserved it. ARANEA: But your form could use some more work. I'd give that a solid 5/10 in terms of head-butting form. MEENAH: what? not 8 outa 10? ARANEA: I wouldn't force my quirk on it, Meenah. It just needs that much work. TAVROS: ooooWWW.... TAVROS: i binK bhe bwOKE mUH BNOSE... MEENAH: youll get overit, clownfish. MEENAH: ooh, but yeah that wooks bwoken. Er. MEENAH: looks broken. sorry. dang that's a catchy way of speakin u got now, tavvy. TAVROS: uwwwhhh...fhANKZ? KARKAT: OH FOR THE LOVE OF- KARKAT: JOHN! WHY THE FUCK DID HUMAN-TEREZI JUST HEADBUTT TAVROS?? JOHN: you're asking me?? JOHN: rezi! why did you just headbutt tavros?!
Mercifully, the SWELLING PAIN in your head forces you back into SLEEPY LAND...
Only to wake your WAKING SELF UP who ALSO is on the Meteor and you've not escaped the HEADACHE, it's only been DULLED.
OW.
That was a dumb move and now everyone's looking at you with concern plainly EVIDENT on their faces.
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Post by dldracorex on Jul 9, 2016 5:42:26 GMT
> EVERYONE: React. > REZI: Explain.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 11, 2016 5:00:32 GMT
> REZI: Explain.
REZI: Vriska. REZI: 1... I talked with her while I was asleep. REZI: Said she was mind controlling him. REZI: So... 4 BROK3N NOS3. REZI: 1'd l1k3 to s33 h3r m1nd control som3on3 through TH4T. KARKAT: WELL FUCK. KARKAT: ARANEA? CALLIE? ARANEA: I'll keep an eye on him. CALLIE: i haven't sensed anything whenever he's been aroUnd me, bUt that's not to say she hasn't been messing with him when i'm not been aroUnd. KARKAT: OKAY GREAT. SO WE'VE GOT A POTENTIAL SECURITY LEAK. KARKAT: ANYTHING ELSE YOU LEARN DURING YOUR NAP, TEREZI? REZI: sh3's m1nd controll1ng 4 monst3r of som3 k1nd. REZI: look3d l1k3 4 d1nos4ur from 4 mov13 got prototyp3d. DIRK: Yeah that'd be Elise. DIRK: Rhozee just got finished telling me that Callie'd confirmed Vriska was messing with Elise's mind- right before Da...ve slapped you awake. DAVE: .... STRIDER: .... DIRK: (Damn it this is so weird.) CALLIE: did yoU learn anything else, miss harley? REZI: ...why don't you guys fill me in first, then we'll see if i actually did, or not. DAVE: fair enough DAVE: so whose up for rehash the story round ten? STRIDER: ill do it STRIDER: everyone else can just work on the battle plan DAVE: what plan STRIDER: theres always a plan DAVE: no seriously what plan STRIDER: thats why youre going to be working on it. DAVE: but really whats the plan come on dont leave me hanging here DIRK: (Is anyone else weirded out by this or is it just me?) KARKAT: (fucking hell yes i am!) KARKAT: (SO GLAD someone else mentioned it first, by the way) ARANEA: *Sigh*
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You are now ARADIA MEGIDO, and you've just been TAPPED ON THE SHOULDER for ATTENTION.
Why, who is it but your RESIDENT HAIR-BALL OF VOIDY RAGE, MARRIN JASPUR. What do they want now?
Oh, they just wanted to remind you that THEY EXIST, because their VOIDY POWERS were acting up again. Right, right. You smile and tell them that you remember they exist- even if their gender is a big fat blank in your mind right now... same with their voice...
You can't actually remember them speaking even though you just had a conversation with them.
Dang it, that's so IN-FUR-IATING.
Wait, no, that was DEFINITELY one of their CAT PUNS, and not yours.
An idea occurs to you, and you direct your FRIEND over to ARGO. Maybe she'll be immune to the voidy majiyks for THEMATIC REASONS?
As soon as they leave your sight you forget that this conversation even happened.
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Post by dldracorex on Jul 11, 2016 5:24:40 GMT
> MARRIN: CONVERSE.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 11, 2016 19:05:14 GMT
> MARRIN: CONVERSE.Who? The narrative isn't aware of anyone named Marrin and- Okay yeah you're just messing with people now. You're now MARRIN JASPUR. Unfortunately for you, you can't really... TALK with people. Not since your POWERS WENT CRAZY. There's only one person who remembers you even EXIST outside of a certain area since this started. You tap a SEER on the shoulder. Since your powers started acting up this is the only real reliable way to get someone's attention. RHOZEE: Oh, hello, Jaspur. What can I do for you?You point towards Argo. Once again, words fall from your mouth before they reach her ears, but oh well. RHOZEE gets the idea. RHOZEE: Ah, you want to talk with her, hm? RHOZEE: Alright, I'll make the introductions.She heads over to Argo, and Rhozee begins to explain the situation. That your powers are weird and acting up for no known reason, and that she'll likely forget the conversation you're about to have. Argo nods in agreement to a conversation. And so, you go to talk. ARGO: hello!You say Hello. ARGO: ...okay that's weird. RHOZEE: You'll get used to it, eventually, I suppose. ARGO: they, um... look a bit like you?You say that would be because you ___ ____ ____ ____ ___ ____ ______. ARGO: oh wow, that means you're _____________^_?? ARGO: also.. wait, why did I just say nothing but blank air??Yes, you say. RHOZEE: The answer to the first one is likely why I'm aware of them outside of the void zone. RHOZEE: The answer to the second is a side-effect of your memory being edited in real time.ARGO: that's kinda sad ( ARGO: nobody else remembers? why?? RHOZEE: We're not entirely sure. RHOZEE: My running theory is it's a defense mechanism against Vriska's psychic manipulations. RHOZEE: But I'm lacking explicit evidence to confirm it besides the fact that Aranea can't even interact with Marrin like everyone else can. ARGO: wow. that's...Messed up, you agree. Argo just gives you a hug. You start to tear up a little. It's been a while since anyone has given you a hug.
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Post by dldracorex on Jul 11, 2016 19:50:57 GMT
> ARGO: Try to REMPURR. > EVERYONE: PLAN.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 12, 2016 23:21:01 GMT
> ARGO: Try to REMPURR.
You FOCUS YOUR MIND on REMEMBERING MARRIN once they step out of your--
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What were you doing again?
> EVERYONE: PLAN.
To maintain OPERATIONAL SECURITY, Rhozee uses MARRIN'S VOIDY AURA to OBFUSCATE THE PLAN from OUTSIDE OBSERVERS. She herself CONTINUES TO REMEMBER, however.
The Plan...What was the plan exactly? That's what any SNEAKY OBSERVING GHOSTS will be wondering.
Infact, let's see what she's up to!
> Be Vriska
Your F8CKING NOSE!!!!!!!!
Damn Terezi managed to sneak one in while you were FULLY DOVE into TAVROS. God. D8MN.
How the hell did she know?? Damn it damn it... a FUTURE YOU Must have 8LA88ED!!!!!!!!
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Post by dldracorex on Jul 13, 2016 1:24:38 GMT
> VRISKA: Work on plan. > VRISKA: Consider punching FUTURE VRISKA. > VRISKA: Examine DREAM BUBBLE.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 14, 2016 2:14:07 GMT
> VRISKA: Work on plan.When your NOSE STOPS HURTING. Damned psychic BACKLASH. > VRISKA: Consider punching FUTURE VRISKA.
You PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE and --- OW. OW. OW. OKAY THAT JUST MADE YOUR NOSE HURT EVEN MORE. What the *FUCK* were you just thinking? ? > VRISKA: Examine DREAM BUBBLE.
What BUBBLE? You're not near any bubbles right now. You're STANDING ON THE EDGE of a 8RK IN REALITY, where the FURTHEST RING ends and the ENDLESS VOID in which a BLACK HOLE RESIDES. You've THOUGHT ABOUT JUMPING IN, but the PLAN requires you wait. And W8. Annnnd WAIT SOME MORE. Whoooooooo boy. So much waiting. At least now you have the PAIN TO WAIT OUT to KILL SOME TIME first. Speaking of. OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW........
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Post by dldracorex on Jul 14, 2016 4:33:52 GMT
> VRISKA: EXPOSIT to SELF. > VRISKA: Anything else interesting around? > W8: Be over.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 14, 2016 16:12:45 GMT
> VRISKA: EXPOSIT to SELF.Your NOSE HURTS. That is all. > VRISKA: Anything else interesting around?
Void, Void, More Void, a Black Hole, void, Void, a few SPATIAL CRACKS, yet more VOID, oh, look, a Horror Terror, a few more CRACKS, YET MORE VOID. > W8: Be over.No way of telling, your GHOST NOSE STILL HURTS. Seriously- how hard did Terezi hit Tavros to make the psychic backlash last THIS LONG??? You at least hope that she's hurting as much as you are. > Jade: Sit down
You SIT DOWN next to a SAD LOOKING TROLL. JADE: hi! MARRIN: ...hi... JADE: soooo... JADE: what were you rose and argo talking about? MARRIN: it was.... wait... you remember that?JADE: mmh. yeah JADE: you looked like you could use another hug so... JADE: *hugs*MARRIN: *is hugged* MARRIN: ...how? how do you remember that? MARRIN: you were way outside my aura range.JADE: :?MARRIN: my powers are acting up. MARRIN: except for rhozee everyone forgets me when i walk away from them.JADE: oh geeze that's gotta suck! MARRIN: it does, yeah. MARRIN: i... also, do you hear the words that i'm saying right now? MARRIN: like, every word and not just the general concept that i'm trying to get across?JADE: umm... i think so? JADE: say a random string of words and i'll repeat them back!MARRIN: ...okay... MARRIN: pumpkin t-shirt dinosaur lizard cat mutant mystery thingJADE: pumpkin t-shirt dinosaur lizard cat mutant mystery thing!MARRIN: YOU CAN HEAR ME!!!JADE: woah wow yeah i can hear you! JADE: i guess you-MARRIN: *HUGS*JADE: *hugs back* JADE: ...i guess your powers make your voice hard to hear too?MARRIN: *Aggressive Nodding*JADE: i don't really get it but maybe it's because i'm a werewolf now? JADE: plus the way i god tiered was really really weird ._.; MARRIN: who knows i don't care you can hear me and that is pawesome!!!JADE: pawesome?MARRIN: yessss because i had cat mom i have to have lots of cat puns in the way i talk MARRIN: JADE: hehehe, argo likes cat puns too! OH! JADE: did she remember?? MARRIN: no but that's okay fur now beclaws i have you to hear and remember and that is just purrfect and eeeee thankyouuuu *hugs tighter*JADE: d'awww...While you console a VOIDY CAT-TROLL, you wonder what JAKE is doing.
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Post by dldracorex on Jul 14, 2016 16:43:31 GMT
> JAKE: Exist. > JAKE: Examine location.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 14, 2016 17:50:54 GMT
> JAKE: Exist.You are now JAKE HARLEY and you are suddenly VERY AWARE of being alive by means of a rush of air suddenly entering your lungs. You force yourself to sit up and gulp in whole huge breaths of dear sweet precious oxygen. Oh. OH GOD. You feel like you just got sent through through the RINSE CYCLE of a dishwasher. > JAKE: Examine location.
You look around expecting to be in your VACATION HOME but... you're not. You're in a BLACK-GREEN CRYSTALINE ROOM, and you're.... You're wearing a set of BANANNA YELLOW CLOTHES with a set of ANGEL WINGS printed on the chest. You... God Tiered??? At least someone thought your PAGE SHORTS to be a bit REVEALING and gave you some PANTS to wear over them. That still begs the question of WHO did this, which is no less embarrassing. You sit up and look around a bit more closely. The ROOM is a LOT LARGER than you first thought- it's more accurate to compare it to a ROYAL THRONE ROOM.... There is a THRONE at the far end of the room, and sitting in it is a BLACK ROBED FIGURE wielding a SCYTHE. There's a DOG CORPSE and a CAT CORPSE sitting at their feet, and two GLOWING ORBS float over those bodies. ?: Oh, you're finally awake. You JUMP in surprise.
?: I was wondering if I'd put your soul back in right or not. ?: Approach, Page. We must speak.
>HECATE: SNOOPYou are now the DENIZEN OF HEART- Hecate. From the LAST TIME we saw you, you've SINCE MIGRATED from your PRINCE'S LAND to that of the SOUL FUSION PLAYER- the Half Time and Half Heart one- and have entered their HOUSE. Nobody is HOME in this household. Sugar crystals crunch under your feet into the rug as you observe the GRAND ENTRY-WAY. The KITCHEN seems to have been DESTROYED, and a WIZARD STATUE lays in PIECES across the floor. Curious.
>HECATE: AscendYou ASCEND the STAIRS. More SUGAR Crystals crunch beneath your feet, and you ARRIVE on the first landing- there are now MORE STAIRS leading UP AND UP, however your KEEN SENSES know what is SBURB GENERATED, and what is ORIGINAL to the house. You move into the PLAYER'S BEDROOM. The room is a MESS. It looks like several EXPLOSIONS went off at one point- or perhaps just A SINGULAR GOD TIERING? Perhaps two, you're not quite sure. If this planet HAD NOT SPAWNED without a Denizen in it- Skaia always knew you'd migrate here once your PRINCE had ascended- you would ask the RESIDENT DENIZEN about what happened. Alas, your curiosity will have to be sated in OTHER WAYS. The room is certainly a MESS. Some POSTERS have been torn down by a rogue UNDERLING at some point. The BOOKSHELF seems relatively intact, however. >HECATE: Examine BookYou pick a RANDOM TOME off the shelf and read the title. "Mystryal: Immortals." ....Curious. You open the book to the first page, what you SEE surprises you. There is an ANIME THEMED DRAWING of SEVERAL POWERFUL BEINGS- one of which happens to look like YOUR CURRENT FORM, only in DIFFERENT CLOTHING. This resemblance is so striking that you continue to read through the book's PROLOGUE- which is LESS A PROLOGUE and more of a LETTER TO YOURSELF. This book is a WORK OF FICTION, however, so it's very likely that whoever ACTUALLY WROTE THIS was just CHANNELING from the same source of POTENTIAL that all DENIZENS and SKAIA ITSELF draws from. You will ADMIT, however, that the idea of ESCAPING from SKAIA'S GRASP to create YOUR OWN WORLD does appeal to you. It is the ONE ENVY you have- that you could be A PLAYER, and not just A GUIDE. >HECATE: Choose another BookYou put the book into your ROBE'S STOMACH FRONT POCKET, for reading later, and then pick up ANOTHER VOLUME. "Gravity Falls: Journal 3." You open this one and--- okay, wow this is a LOT OF COLORFUL DRAWINGS. Definitely a WORK OF FICTION. You think it LUCKY that this was not PROTOTYPED. You put the book back and turn your attention to the PLAGG PLUSHIE. It is well worn in the way that HUGGED PLUSHIES tend to be. You can't help but SMILE FONDLY at the idea of HAVING A CHILDHOOD and having such NICETIES.
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Post by dldracorex on Jul 14, 2016 22:59:20 GMT
> JAKE: Talk. > HECATE: Hug the PLUSHIE.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 14, 2016 23:30:11 GMT
>JAKE: TalkThe ROBED FIGURE extends a metal-gauntlet covered hand towards you, and inches a finger in a beckoning manner. You approach. JAKE: Um, Hi. JAKE: Who are you??: Me? Now that is a question I am rarely asked. And it rarely has anything to do with my lack of visitors. ?: Most people who see me understand what I am.JAKE: Are you my Denizen??: No. I am not. Although, given these unique circumstances, I suppose I could be considered a 'sepcial case' Denizen. ?: Tell me, do you know where you are, Page?JAKE: No, I don't. The last thing I remember was trying to enter SBURB and... JAKE: Then I woke up here!?: Skaia detests cheaters, you know. ?: I've observed so many who died in that void, and their souls languish, wasting away or serving as food for monsters. ?: Very rarely have I had a soul entwined with Skaia's will to examine such as yours.As she says this, she toys with the ORB over the DOG. JAKE: You.... those orbs are souls??: That they are. JAKE: My god... You're a grim reaper! ?: Ah, now you understand.From beneath the robe's hood, you see a set of feminine lips smile in a way that makes you shiver. JAKE: Still, that doesn't answer my question... JAKE: Who are you? I mean, I can't just call you Death, can I??: As I said, most who visit me rarely ask that. ?: I could give you the name I gained upon Ascending. ?: But I suspect that is not the name you wish to have, Page. ?: Which would you prefer?JAKE: I.... it doesn't really matter, I guess? Can I think on it??: Of course. JAKE: You can call me Jake, though. You don't have to all me Page.?: Mh. I see... ?: Jake, as you understand it, I am a personification of Death. ?: Even before I ascended to this position, I was known as a Master of Death. ?: To that end, does that not imply to you where you have ended up?JAKE: ...the Furthest Ring??: HAHAHAHA! Oh no, my silly boy. I am not allowed to visit there.JAKE: But you said you observed...? ?: Just because I can observe something does not mean I can visit it.You suppose that makes sense, to one degree or another. JAKE: So where are we??: A void between voids between voids. ?: Imagine something like your Furthest Ring- with so many Skaian sessions and their created Universes as bubbles floating around in the void- then imagine that void is just one of many voids floating as bubbles inside another void. JAKE: And then that void as a bubble inside another void filled with bubbles??: Yes. ?: A multiverse of multiverses. ?: And that is where I reside. ?: This is a place where very few souls ever come. ?: Only Psychopomps and Demons and Denizens- beings with powers such as I- can inhabit or cross such a void naturally. ?: All other life... tends to simply stop while crossing.JAKE: So... am I dead? ?: No. JAKE: Did I die? ?: No. JAKE: Then how am I God Tier?? ?: To use a computer game analogy that you should be familiar with, I used the command console, and changed the flag that makes you ascend.JAKE: ... You *Hacked* me into God Tier?? ?: In so simple words, yes. Death is trivial to a person like myself. ?: I've studied immortality for so long.... this void is one of the few places where the laws of reality specifically require it. ?: It was the only way I could converse with you. I had to force that latent power to manifest so you would fit those rules. JAKE: I think I understand. JAKE: So why did you want to talk with me? ?: For starters, Skaia punished you by denying your entry... I was curious as to what kind of person would generate such a reaction. ?: And as I said before- I rarely get visitors... I was lonely. I wished for someone to speak to, even if for a short while.JAKE: Why live here then? ?: I held few friends in my first life. I was what some would call a Necromancer.JAKE: !!!! ?: I discovered that certain souls held a property to them. A property my soul held. A property that your soul held a variation of- one more streamlined, and powered more by Skaia's magic than what mine is. JAKE: But similar? ?: Yes. It was that property that I meddled with to grant you your current immortality.JAKE: Huh. JAKE: So I guess living in this place let you do your research better??: No. ?: I came to live here after my research was completed, which was long after I'd discovered that Immortality was but a step away if I could just achieve it. JAKE: How do you do that then??: Traditionally? Worship. Belief. Faith. All of it directed at one person. I'd discovered it after observing energy from another world interacting with my own soul in a strange way. ?: Making it stronger.... ?: The power of countless souls across thousands and thousands of worlds- worshiping the same ideal person for a certain thematic ability. JAKE: Why does it work like that??: You're aware of how Skaia's Time Lines can diverge, creating multiple versions of yourself, yes?JAKE: Yeah. JAKE: Me and the others had at least one other life where everything collapsed and was reborn.?: Reborn, hm?JAKE: Is that not the right word??: I find your word choice interesting, but I will withhold from comment for now.JAKE: You're quite the tease! ?: Am I? I hadn't noticed!She- and it's almost certainly a she- giggles at that, lifting those clawed fingers to cover her mouth. You can't help but to laugh as well. You decide then, whether you wish to know this girl's CURRENT NAME or FORMER NAME. > HECATE: Hug the PLUSHIE.You take the PLAGG PLUSHIE and HUG IT. You.... Your heart yearns for the IDEA OF CHILDHOOD. You can feel the LOVE poured into the PLUSHIE given freely from its owner. A part of you wonders what it would be like- to be a child, to grow freely before ascending to power like these children who play Skaia's Game. Could there ever be a way? To escape this cycle of yours- being stuck drifting from one version of yourself to another? Surely, surely, there is a way- someone out there somewhere- who could rip your soul from your GAME CONSTRUCT of a body? But alas, that is likely just a PIPE DREAM.
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Post by dldracorex on Jul 14, 2016 23:53:53 GMT
> JAKE: Ask for her PREFERRED NAME, failing that, ask for her FORMER NAME. > HECATE: Realize you just described the ROGUE OF HEART'S POWER.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 15, 2016 3:20:02 GMT
> JAKE: Ask for her FORMER NAME.
JAKE: Oh, before we continue. JAKE: I decided. JAKE: What's your former name? YOMI: It was Yomi. JAKE: Huh. I feel like I should recognize that. YOMI: That's actually a good segway back to the subject I wished to talk to you about. JAKE: Sure.
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YOMI: The bifurcation of the soul is not a phenomenon unique to Paradox Space. YOMI: Nor is the translation of a story across space and time into various other worlds. YOMI: In some worlds, the story of one hero of one world can be considered the story of some fictitious writer. YOMI: Is it not surprising then that with every choice a person has, that their soul can branch into Otherselves? JAKE: No, not really. YOMI: It is that migration of stories that provides the legend for worship- for faith and belief. YOMI: Even if those who do worship that ideal do not realize it, by simply keeping such a character in their minds and their hearts, they send energy towards that particular person- an ideal. YOMI: All that energy must go somewhere. JAKE: Mmmh. Yeah, that makes sense. JAKE: So out of every possible version of a person out there that exists, one is special enough to receive all that energy? YOMI: Yes. It is a balance of power within the multiverse. JAKE: So somewhere out there there's a story of us talking right now- or maybe some other story of me or anyone else from our Sburb Session- that people put a lot of faith and hope into? YOMI: Yes. JAKE: And out there, there might be a me, or someone else, that's specially gathering all of that energy outside of a normal SBURB God Tiering? YOMI: If there is a version of your soul that does not hold the Skaian Trigger? YOMI: Yes. JAKE: Huh. Okay. That's not really surprising. YOMI: Oh? Why not? JAKE: Well, I *am* a Movie Star! JAKE: I'm kind of used to the idea of people thinking I'm something hot and special even though I'm just a normal person. YOMI: You're an Actor? JAKE: Yes, yes I am! YOMI: What kind of movies? JAKE: Oh well...
You proceed to spend the next FIFTEEN minutes talking about your most recent FILM PROJECT.
> HECATE: Realize you just described the ROGUE OF HEART'S POWER.
What? That's not how a ROGUE OF HEART works.
Rogues Steal a given thing/concept from a given Aspect for the benefit of those around them. Stealing your SOUL AWAY would have no real benefit for the players of this session. It's entirely a SELFISH WISH of yours.
A Rogue of Heart would more than likely steal something FROM your Soul rather than steal your soul ITSELF. Perhaps something like your SKAIAN IMBUED DEPENDENCY on a RUNNING GAME in order to even FUNCTION. If your time in the VOID had been any longer than it had been, you likely would have GONE DORMANT waiting for the PLANETS to be moved into this session.
> JAKE: Learn More
YOMI: Interesting that your movie demonstrates the principle I was talking about so well. YOMI: A Two sided ending... Two different outcomes. YOMI: If your movie is finally made, let's imagine for a moment what your fans would do for each ending, shall we? JAKE: Sure. YOMI: If your character lives, will his popularity remain for future films? JAKE: That all depends on if they'd ask me back for the sequel or not- and even then, if the script is good enough. JAKE: I have no idea how the fans would react. YOMI: Exactly. YOMI: And if your character dies? JAKE: They'll riot- and write tons of AU Fiction where I lived instead. YOMI: Do you see then, how the devotion changes depending on if there is tragedy? JAKE: So somewhere out there, if there's a real version of the character I played, he has those two outcomes... JAKE: And depending on how my movie ends... JAKE: The hope of the people who write the AU Fics is directed at a version of him that is still alive somewhere? YOMI: Exactly. YOMI: As to what kind of powered individual he would become if he ascended, that is not important to the discussion, however, let us say for the sake of completing the metaphor that he gains a Non-Skaian powered version of your Page of Hope Powers. JAKE: Right. YOMI: To Ascend a single world's worth of worship- it would take Centuries and Centuries more for that power to grow to the requisite levels. YOMI: Some souls would reincarnate, keeping that power, gaining it, however that is a rare exception to the rule. YOMI: Generally, in my research, those who ascend, typically do so in a single life time- and almost always do it right at the very end of their life. JAKE: Multiple worlds sending the same amount of energy... it'd be like multiplying it, right? YOMI: Exactly. JAKE: But you didn't wait that long, did you? YOMI: No. I did not. I wanted my youth in addition to immortality. I was... inexperienced. I suppose that is the word. YOMI: I have no idea what I would have become had I not done what I'd done. JAKE: What did you do? YOMI: I hunted down a girl whom I had grown up with- who had a soul capable of Ascending... YOMI: She had been blackmailing me in recent years, knowing of my Necromantic practices. She wanted me to make her immortal in ways I had already researched and deemed unfitting for immortality. She refused to listen to reason and so... YOMI: I felt no remorse in deciding to kill Kagari. Someone like her should never have had the potential to Ascend. YOMI: I killed her and I absorbed her accumulated powers, attempting to jump-start my own Ascension early. JAKE: *gulp* YOMI: It still wasn't enough. YOMI: Other girls capable of Ascending whom I went to school with knew what I had done however. They had no idea as to my real motives. YOMI: They came after me and reluctantly, I killed one of them, absorbing her power. It was enough- and I ascended on the spot. I ran, I'm not afraid to admit it. JAKE: That seems like an incredibly large coincidence, three girls right around you. YOMI: After my ascension, I'd travel to another world. YOMI: I discovered that there had been a short anime series based around the lives of me and these girls- and our supernatural alter egos. YOMI: We were all the focus of such intense worship. YOMI: Ironically, I would discover later on that my character-self was given much more sympathy than the so called main star of it. All for having to put up with Kagari. JAKE: Wow, that's.... Kind of messed up, I think. YOMI: It was... and it Is. YOMI: The final surviving girl Ascended, and she chased me out into the Multiverse. YOMI: You asked me why I was living here in the void? YOMI: It is the one place she has never searched.
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YOMI: And that brings me to my third reason for talking with you. YOMI: I felt the need to confess to someone before she finally finds me and ends me. JAKE: How would she, though? YOMI: The same way I found you. YOMI: The sudden emergence of a whole planet inside the void of voids. Countless souls floating aimlessly, awaiting for their retrieval from stasis... JAKE: So she's coming regardless of what we do? YOMI: Indeed. JAKE: And people like you can't normally get into a Sburb session, so therefore SHE couldn't follow us if we escaped?? YOMI: Indeed. JAKE: Is there a way to complete the trip? Pull us into Sburb?? YOMI: Not that I am aware of. JAKE: Okay, so.... JAKE: What kind of powers do you have at your disposal? Anything that can travel magic us away somewhere? YOMI: My domain is souls, almost exclusively. However, using those powers are a beacon to her. Even my subtle use on you would have give off ripples... Small ones that may be missed, yet using them to their fullest... YOMI: She would come before we could blink. JAKE: Then... JAKE: Then I'll use my Page of Hope Powers to make a way out of here! JAKE: I can tear a portal of pure hope into existence!! YOMI: That would be a sight to behold. JAKE: So, that's our choice then! Hope powers or Necromage powers! YOMI: Mmmh. Then it is a choice we both have. YOMI: Tear open space with the... less than pure souls on the planet you dragged along with you, or hope a portal appears that will take us to safety. JAKE: So, what do you want to do? YOMI: You're asking me? JAKE: I remember enough from my last life that I know having others make a decision for you is one of the worst feelings ever. JAKE: But when I finally took charge for myself... I could do anything! JAKE: So yeah, I'm asking you! YOMI: I see...
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Post by dldracorex on Jul 15, 2016 5:10:59 GMT
> YOMI: Try the option that does not bring an attacker down on you.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 15, 2016 17:00:14 GMT
> YOMI: Try the option that does not bring an attacker down on you.YOMI: Let's.... let's go with the Hope Powers option. YOMI: It should delay her arrival for long enough, I'd hope.JAKE: Alright then. JAKE: It's time for.... JAKE: *Puts on Movie star shades* JAKE: Hope.YOMI: *giggles* > JAKE: ExitYomi leads you out of the CRYSTAL PALACE, and out onto a BALCONY overlooking a STASIS FROZEN EARTH. Wow, it looks so small from up here. You can SEE some places where ONE OF THE DARK ANCHOR CHAINS still remains connected- but the chain's ANCHOR PORTAL is BROKEN OFF and MISSING. Huh. That gives you an idea. JAKE: How long have we been here? YOMI: Time holds no meaning here in the void. YOMI: It could be but seconds, it could have been decades. YOMI: Or, it could have been the time span of whole universes.JAKE: Yikes! JAKE: But, yeah, I'm not surprised by that really. JAKE: SBURB Sessions are outside a universes' normal flow of time so... JAKE: Yeeeah.... JAKE: Okay, Idea time. JAKE: See those chain remnants? YOMI: Yes? JAKE: Think you can connect this palace to them? YOMI: Hmmm... Yes, that should be within the small subsection of my powers that aren't Necromantic in nature.JAKE: Sweet! JAKE: Fair warning, I get the impression this might be pretty bright!! JAKE: Soooo... cover your eyes maybe? YOMI: You can't tell because of the hood but I'm already wearing a set of anti-glare goggles.JAKE: Oh cool! > ==>
You float out into the VOID and hover over EARTH. Yomi EXTENDS the ANCHOR CHAINS to connect to her PALACE- creating a faxsim... facksimi....Fraximi... Creating a MOCKUP of PROSPIT OR DERSE using EARTH as the base, and the PALACE as the MOON. With that MENTAL IMAGE in your mind, you start BELIEVING WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT in CREATING A PORTAL back to YOUR FRIENDS!! You hope for seeing DIRK, JANE, ROXY, and even YUUI again! You HOPE for reuniting with YOUR DANCESTORS- Jade, Dave, Rose and JOHN! And... maybe even some trolls? Yeah, sure- there were some nice Trolls! You focus your MIGHTY WELLSPRING OF HOPEPOWER AND----!!! > !!? ZAAAP!!!You SUMMONED a JOHN EGBERT! JOHN: what the...? JOHN: this isn't the spirit base! JAKE: JOHN! Land's sakes alive you're ALIVE! JOHN: jake? JOHN: what's going on? JOHN: wait... this is...? JAKE: We need to get out of here- can you take us to everyone else?JOHN: ...well fuck this is a stable time loop i didn't know was a stable time loop. JOHN: alright! i'll send you on back to the session on one condition!JAKE: What's that?JOHN: you don't tell anyone that i was the one to send you back.JAKE: Why not?? JOHN: super secret stealth mission to fetch a super weapon to defeat lord english's bratty kid self.JAKE: AHHA! Sure thing! My lips are sealed! JAKE: ZUIIIP! Mister Zuipper Lips, that's me!JOHN: heh.
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Post by dldracorex on Jul 15, 2016 17:10:41 GMT
> JOHN: ZAP. > JOHN: Continue with mission. > JAKE: Reunite with FRIENDS and FAMILY.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 15, 2016 19:20:47 GMT
> JOHN: ZAP.
Jake retreats into the STRANGE MOON PALACE THING, and once he gives you a thumbs up, you ZAP the SECOND EARTH and this STRANGE PALACE into the TROLL'S SESSION.
Job done, you turn and-
Oh, there's a SHINY BLUE STAR rocketing towards you.
BRS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JOHN: what? BRS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JOHN: aw crap in a hat.
You get a better look at the "STAR" And see that it is just a PROJECTED AURA created by a GIRL who is rocketing forwards via the propulsion provided by TWO MASSIVE CANNONS that seem to have replaced her arms.
BRS: AAAAAAAAAAAAH'LL KILL YOU, YAOVI!!!!!! JOHN: welp, time to get out of here.
You ZAP AWAY just as the BLUE ROCKETING STARGIRL arrives upon the scene. No doubt she will be very confused by your SUDDEN DISAPPEARANCE. Probably with a flashing Question mark over her head and everything.
> JOHN: Continue with mission.
This time, you arrive at your INTENDED DESTINATION! The Kyoryuger SPIRIT BASE, currently residing on World #ZNT-S40-HLK1.
Your TEAM sits at the TABLE, enjoying an EARLY MORNING BREAKFAST while they prepare to deal with some LIFE FIBER INFESTATION set upon this world by their ROAMING ENEMY.
They've taken up such a life so similar to the one you had lead until you met them- aimlessly wandering the cosmos, exploring all they can. The only difference between them and you is that THEY have each other, and you had NOTHING.
You'll share your LAST MEAL with them, then you'll say your goodbyes, retrieve the SUPER WEAPON you requested TORIN work on in secret, and then....
They deserve that much, for all that they did for you, and all that you did for them.
You see that KUUKO is here for once. Not surprising, she's a girl who managed to ABSORB a fraction of your ZAPPY POWERS in a TIME TRAVELING TRAIN ACCIDENT involving a DARK ANCHOR and SOME LOOSER NAMED "ENTER." You'll have to pass the KYORYU GREY Powers onto her officially now, you suppose... maybe you'll give off the rest of your ZAPPY POWERS to her before you have her send you back to the Session.
She'll need them more than you.
> JAKE: Reunite with FRIENDS and FAMILY.
You look out over a VERY COMPLEXLY SHAPED SESSION.
Two INTERSECTING RINGS of PLANETS orbiting a SKAIA with TWO BATTLEFIELDS.
Earth has VERY CONVENIENTLY fit into the FINAL OPEN SLOT.
Good going, John. Good Going.
Your I-PHONE starts BEEPING as PESTERCHUM finally RECONNECTS with your FRIENDS.
Oh god there's such a FLOOD OF MESSAGES coming through right now.
You feel kinda sad that you caused them so much trouble- to you, you haven't even been GONE as long as you have from their perspective.
You look over to YOMI, as she pulls her hood down off of her head.
For the first time, you can see her face. And it is one of the most beautiful sights you've ever seen. Her green eyes are full of awe and wonder. It's entirely likely that she's never seen anything like this before in her entire life.
YOMI: I can't believe it. YOMI: I've... somehow made it under Skaia's Light. YOMI: And... so many lights! Souls so beautiful that I can see them from all the way across the ... the Medium? Is that what it's called? JAKE: Yeah. JAKE: Wait, you can see people's souls from this far off? YOMI: When they're all clustered together as they are, yes I can.
She points at a certain point, in the VEIL.
JAKE: Then let's go.
You offer Yomi your hand, and she lets you FLY HER across this STRANGE SESSION towards the METEOR.
You take the time to OPEN A MEMO as you travel.
- galavantingTerrors [GT] opened MEMO "Guess who's back?" On Board "Double Mobious Reacharound Take Two." -
GT: I'm back, in my Pagely Robes, ready to bring the Hope for everyone in need of it!
- technoGal [TG] joined MEMO! -
TG: JAKEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY
- urianianhUntress [UU] joined MEMO! -
UU: JAKE!
- temporallyTranslinear [TT1], ectoBiologist [EB], tentacleTherapist [TT2] joined MEMO! -
TT1: And just where the FUCK have you been out at this hour, Jake Harley? GT: Well it's kind of a weird story... TT2: Wait, I think he's coming to us. John? EB: hey, jake just stay put for a moment i'll bring you to us! GT: Oh, hey, John! Okay! Two to beam up!
You stop moving just long enough to see a PROTOTYPED MONSTER leaping your way.
YOMI: Just what the fuck is that? JAKE: I have no idea.
A moment later- the WORLD AROUND YOU flashes BLUE, and then you're STANDING in a CROWDED METEOR LAB with a BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE!
As a ROGUE ROXY and a TROLL CALLIE suddenly engulf you in HUGS, you realize that Dirk is also God Tiered. When did that happen?
DIRK: Well. Fuck. You really weren't kidding about the Page Robes were you? JAKE: Hahaha! No I was not! CALLIE: and jUst who is this dashing lady yoU've broUght with you, hmm? YOMI: (...She thinks i'm 'dashing'?) YUUI: She looks like a necromancer. YUUI: Jake, how the fuck did you find a necromancer? JAKE: Well, like I said, it's a really weird story. JAKE: Do we have the time for it or do we have to give a rousing smack down to whatever monster it was we saw coming at us before John retconned us over here? ROXY: i call explains dibs this time!! CALLIE: dang it, roxy! I was going to say that. UnU JANE: It's good to have you back with us, Jake. :)
While all of this is going on, you finally spot JADE, who is... looking rather WEREWOLFISH.
Wait, is that LEGIT? She's definitely GOD TIER so...
Man, why is it the girls in your life look better as werewolves- be they in makeup or legitimately lycanthropic- than you do?
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Post by Con Air on Jul 15, 2016 19:31:50 GMT
John: Dance the samba.
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Post by dldracorex on Jul 15, 2016 20:34:33 GMT
> JAKE + YOMI: Get caught up.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 16, 2016 2:21:14 GMT
> John: Dance the samba.While CALLIE AND ROXY fill Jake and his strange multiversal FRIEND in on events, you're approached by DIRK. DIRK: Hey, so.... DIRK: It's been bugging me ever since I ascended. JOHN: what has?DIRK: That, ah... samba dance? I mean I thought it was completely ridiculous at the time but then the fact that you blew up a bunch of underlings... DIRK: But anyways, it's just been bugging me that I can't figure out the moves to it. DIRK: I mean it looks so simple yet kind of complex? JOHN: oh! hahah! yeah, that. JOHN: sure i'll show you. JOHN: it's actually pretty simple, all things considered, although torin and eri have the simplest one. JOHN: fam has the most complex one, actually- i don't think i could show you that even if i wanted to.DIRK: Fam? JOHN: our gold ranger. JOHN: instead of samba, think... samurai? also swoopy. very swoopy and swishy.DIRK: Huh. So your team has a lot of different music for your transformations?JOHN: sort of. most of us use the same gaburevolver with the same music included. JOHN: fam has an arm gauntlet thing- a gaburichanger and let me tell you sometime how she got it, because that was quite the story- and torin and eri have what we call the giga gaburevolver- which used to be silver but now are red and blue. JOHN: yellow guns are samba, fam's is samurai, and the giga gaburevolver is rock.DIRK: Huh. DIRK: Okay let's start with the basic one. JOHN: sure sure, just lemme set this thing to demo mode.DIRK: Demo mode??JOHN: okay so there's a story behind that JOHN: there was this one monster that the team was fighting and one of the villains- who actually came to side with us after that- posioned the 'make my monster grow' water to include some kind of "genetic fear" of samba music! DIRK: That sounds completely wild.JOHN: i know, right? JOHN: anyways so the team was on the down and out for the most part and then our red ranger accidentally spun the barrel of his revolver inside kyoryuzin and it freaking started playing the transformation music outside of a transformation! JOHN: after that i was curious, so i looked into how the guns worked when slotted into the control consoles and basically there's a whole demo mode that it goes into so that it plays the music when it spins, but doesn't fire. DIRK: Oh, a safety lever basically?JOHN: yeah, anyways i can turn that on and it lets me play the music without having to transform. JOHN: and done! DIRK: Nice. DIRK: Okay so what first?JOHN: okay so let's pretend you've got a revolver to... ah, let's skip over the whole battery gimmick thing because that's kind of useless since you don't actually have one... soooo yeah just stand like this for "ready!" DIRK: Left hand goes up against the barrel? JOHN: yup JOHN: and then you yell KYORYU CHANGE and spin it.DIRK: I am so not doing that. JOHN: that's fine JOHN: okay so first you kick your left leg back like this, DIRK: Okay JOHN: then back to idle, then cross, then lift pressure off left leg and spin.DIRK: Okay that's kind of a weird thing to do. JOHN: hahah you kinda got to do it fast with the music otherwise you'll get too caught up with the footwork. JOHN: then once the spin is done, aim in a chosen direction- either up or at a target, and FIRE!DIRK: Okay I think I've got this. Let's try with the music.You nod, and get into the ready position- by this time you've earned the CURIOUS STARES of most of the TROLLS. MEENAH: okay water u guppys up to anyways? RHOZEE: I think it's something John picked up in his travels? ARADIA: sh00sh! i want t0 see h0w dirk d0es. JOHN: KYORYU CHANGE!GABUREVOLVER: *SAMBA MUSIC!*Predictably, you get the motions right on the first try- Dirk trips up on the spin and winds up flat on his back. ARADIA: pfffffffhahahahah!! MEENAH: smooth moves, whales. DIRK: Yeah yeah, let's try that again.Dirk gets up and he's going to try it again when- DAVE: no no no no! that's all wrongDIRK: What?DAVE: let me show you how a real sentai expert does it DAVE: geeze i mean come on dudes did you even spend any time sitting in front of a computer watching it first before you tried this?JOHN: what?? DAVE: look lemme just DAVE: where did i put that thing- wait, ah found it!Dave pulls out the TOY GABUREVOLVER from his SYLLADEX, along with a TOYETIC ZYUDENCHI. You can tell it's a TOY and not the real thing because it's clearly made out of PLASTIC and NOT METAL. DAVE: yo, check it DAVE: brave in
The toy battery activates, and then Dave smoothly performs the tail-handle trigger with the wrist thing that you never really got down and then he slides the battery into the gun, then--- DID HE SERIOUSLY just do a full finger twirl around the trigger guard to close it!? GABUREVOLVER: GABURINCHO! GABUTYRA!He Did. WOW. DAVE: kyoryu change and a one two three-He spins the barrel of the gun and does a perfectly timed SAMBA DANCE to it- pulling it off even with the KNIGHT CAPE hanging off of his back adding rediculous drag and yet somehow managing to look flawlessly SMOOTH. DAVE: fire in the holeThe gun gives off a set of FINISHING SOUNDS that normally would accompany a real transformation. But yeah, that's just the GABUREVOLVER TOY he got for CHRISTMAS, so of course it's not going to do anything with a TOY ZYUDENCHI.
DIRK: Wow. DIRK: How the fuck did he know to do that? DAVE: i watch super sentai so what? MEENAH: what a buncha dorks RHOZEE: I thought the cape flourish was a nice touch.ARADIA: hey, j0hn, can i try next?JOHN: sure! DIRK: I'm just going to keep practicing that in private, where nobody can see me fail.DAVE: smart idea JADE: argo? ARGO: yeah? JADE: did we just seriously watch people we're definitely 100% genetically related to do a henshin dance from a japanese sentai show?ARGO: i do believe we just did. JADE: okay good, i just wanted to make sure that the dorky-ness was genetic and i wasn't hallucinating. ARGO: um, alright. ARGO: pretty sure we're missing some key context though, as to how john did it, though.
Elsewhere in the room, Rezi's laughter echoes. > JAKE + YOMI: Get caught up. JAKE: Okay good, we're caught up now... JAKE: Uh.... JAKE: What did we miss? JADE: just our family being silly, jake!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 16, 2016 4:24:12 GMT
(Lol) Dirk: Summon Strong Bad.
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