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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 16, 2016 5:07:53 GMT
> Dirk: Summon Strong Bad.
You don't know who that is or how you would even hypothetically summon him... her? hir? hem? See, you just don't know who that person even is to even get a decent mental image going.
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Post by dldracorex on Jul 16, 2016 6:50:17 GMT
> BRAIN GHOST DIRK: Exist.
> EVERYONE: Access situation.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 16, 2016 14:31:29 GMT
Dirk: No, Dirk.... You are Strong Bad. It is you.
(Google might help if you don't recognize him.)
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Post by dldracorex on Jul 16, 2016 18:10:59 GMT
> JAKE: Accidentally HOPE STRONG BAD into existence.
> JAKE: UN-HOPE STRONG BAD into existence.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 16, 2016 23:42:27 GMT
> BRAIN GHOST DIRK: Exist.
You're a BRAIN GHOST of DIRK STRIDER. You don't really need to step forwards or anything right now, though. REGULAR DIRK and JAKE seem to be doing fairly well all things considered- both being GOD TIER at the moment and- Oh hey look, the SHOUTY TROLL is speaking.
> KARKAT: SUMMARIZE
KARKAT: HEAR ME HEAR ME EVERYONE FUCKING PAY ATTENTION!
KARKAT: TEAM MEETING BEGINS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
KARKAT: I WANT *EVERYONE* LOOKING ALIVE AND FUCKING ATTENTIVE!
KARKAT: IS EVERYONE READY FOR THIS? YES? NO? WELL TOO BAD BECAUSE WE'RE FUCKING STARTING.
KARKAT: ARANEA, IS EVERYONE LOOKING?
ARANEA: Everyone is looking, it seems.
KARKAT: GOOD. ALRIGHT.
KARKAT: THE SITUATION AS IT STANDS IS THIS:
KARKAT: OUR SESSION HAS FUSED WITH TWO OTHER SESSIONS- THE 'OUR' QUANITIFYER IN THIS SITUATION DOES NOT MATTER WHICH SPECIFIC SESSION. CONSIDER THE 'OUR' TO BE INDICATIVE OF EACH OF OUR THREE SESSIONS, ALRIGHT?
DAVE: yeah we get it.
KARKAT: THIS HAS CREATED WHAT RHOZEE IS CALLING A:
RHOZEE: Double Mobious Skaian Orbit.
KARKAT: YES, THAT.
KARKAT: WE NOW HAVE *TWO* BATTLEFIELDS, AND TWO DIFFERENT PLANET SETS.
KARKAT: WITH THE ADDITION OF JAKE AND WHOEVER-ELSE HE AND HIS NECROMANTIC DEATH GODDESS BHROUGHT THROUGH WITH THEM FROM THE FURTHEST REACHES OF OUR 'GOD CAN WE MOVE ON ALREADY' IMAGINATIONS- WE NOW HAVE A FULL COLLECTION OF TWENTY PLANETS.
KARKAT: IF WE'D ENTERED WITH THAT AMOUNT, GOD WOULD WE BE FUCKING SCREWED.
KARKAT: THANKFULLY FOR US, WE ENTERED IN A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT GROUPS.
KARKAT: THANKS TO THE ENIGMATIC PRESENCE OF A DUPLICATED KNIGHT OF TIME-
STIRDER: yo
KARKAT: -WE NOW HAVE ONE OF THREE OF THE QUEEN RINGS NECESSARY FOR IGNITING THE FORGE.
KARKAT: TECHNICALLY, WE HAVE ONE AND A HALF, SINCE REGULAR FLAVOR DAVE HAS A BROKEN VERSION OF THE SAME RING FROM THEIR SESSION- THE SECOND HUMAN SESSION.
KARKAT: (WHICH WE DISCOVERED FIRST FOR SOME FUCKING REASON BUT WHATEVER.)
ARGO: so we've still got a working Cataclysm Ring? SWEET!
KARKAT: IN ADDITION TO THAT RING- THERE IS THE WHITE QUEENS RING FROM THE FIRST HUMAN SESSION- WHICH IS CURRENTLY OUT THERE IN THE WILD AS THAT PROTOTYPED MONSTER THAT'S HARASSED US EVER SINCE WE STARTED ENTERING THIS PARTICULAR INSTANCE OF SBURB/SGRUB/UNITED REPUBLIC OF WHATEVER.
ERIDAN: HEY! that's my line, kar...
KARKAT: IN FURTHER ADDITION IS THE RING PAIR FROM *THIS* SESSION- WHICH IS A TWELVE TIMES PROTOTYPED RING, COMPARED TO THE MEASLY FOUR ORBS WHICH GAVE THE HUMAN SESSIONS SO MUCH FUCKING TROUBLE.
KARKAT: I DON'T NEED TO SPELL IT OUT, BUT THOSE RINGS ARE IN THE WIND.
KARKAT: SOMEHOW THAT PROTOTYPED MONSTER OUT THERE *BEAT* AND POSSIBLY *ATE* BOTH QUEENS. WHETHER OR NOT SHE'S WEARING ONE OF THEIR PROTOTYPING RINGS IS UNKNOWN, BECAUSE APPARENTLY A GENETICALLY ENGINEERED SUPER PREDATOR HAS ABOUT AS MUCH DISPLAY PROMINENCE AS A FUCKING FIRST GUARDIAN- AND *THANK FUCKING GOD* THAT THOSE ARE NOLONGER A THING THAT NEED TO BE AVOIDED IN OUR PROTOTYPING CHOICES!
TAVROS: bid i mUSS hoW deY wern'B a BHINGH?
KARKAT: TAKE A FUCKING LOOK UP AT THE FURTHEST RING, TAVROS, AND THEN COME BACK WHEN YOU SEE THE FUCKING BLACK HOLE THAT REPLACED THE GREEN SUN.
KARKAT: BECAUSE EVEN AT THIS DISTANCE THAT SHOULD BE PRETTY OBVIOUS IN THE FUCKING SKY.
ERIDAN: i'vve nevver seen it either...
KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK, SERIOUSLY.
KARKAT: ARE YOU ALL BLIND???
KARKAT: IT'S UP THERE. IN THE SKY.
KARKAT: IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE ANY BLIND PLAYERS WHO CAN'T FUCKING SEE EVERY SINGLE VISUAL CUE THAT EXISTS.
KARKAT: SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE, LOOK FUCKING UP EVERY NOW AND AGAIN IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
TAVROS: bUhT iMH not--
KARKAT: MOVING THE FUCK ON.
KARKAT: DESPITE THE QUEENS BEING TAKEN OUT OF THE PICTURE, THE BATTLEFIELD NATIVE TO THIS SESSION STILL HAS THE KINGS ACTIVE ON IT- WITH THEIR FULL PROTOTYPINGS.
KARKAT: WE SHOULD ONLY BE SO FORTUNATE THAT THE RECKONING HASN'T STARTED YET BECAUSE GOD DAMN WOULD THAT BE A FUCKING PRESSURE TO ADD ONTOP OF EVERYTHING ALREADY.
KARKAT: BECAUSE REALLY- IF WE STAY HERE ANY LONGER IT'S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE WE'LL FUCKING EXILE OURSELVES BY SHEER NATURE OF STANDING AROUND LIKE FUCKING IDIOTS.
REZI: H34R H34R!
KARKAT: SO OUR FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS IS RHOZEE'S PLAN TO CLEAR THE FUCKING SESSION OF MONSTERS.
KARKAT: IF ANY OF YOU MISSED WHAT THE MINUTA DETAILS ARE- SUCKS TO BE YOU, JUST FOLLOW WHOEVER *DOES* KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING, ALRIGHT?
KARKAT: BUT JUST SO THAT EVERYONE IS AWARE, STEP ONE IS DERINGING THE PROTOTYPED MONSTER THAT CAME FROM THE FIRST KID'S SESSION.
KARKAT: IF YOU'RE UP FOR VOLUNTEERING FOR THAT GODDAMNED SUICIDE MISSION, BE AWARE THAT WE'VE RECENTLY BEEN GIVEN A SURPRISING BOON IN THE FORM OF THE NECROMANCER WITCH JAKE BROUGHT WITH HIM.
KARKAT: APPARENTLY SHE CAN MAKE YOU GOD TIER ON COMMAND.
KARKAT: CALLIE'S TALKED WITH HER AND JANE ON IT- AND WE'RE PRETTY SURE THAT TOGETHER, THEY CAN PROVIDE US ALL WITH ATLEAST TWO EXTRA LIVES, IF YOU'RE NOT GOD TIERED.
KARKAT: FIRST LIFE IS THE STANDARD GODTIER RESURRECTION, SECOND IS JANE'S MAID OF LIFE POWER TO RESURRECT ANY ONE PERSON ONCE- EVEN IF IT'S A JUST OR HEROIC DEATH.
KARKAT: FURTHER MORE, IF FEFERI OR MEENAH GOD TIER, WE'RE PRETTY SURE THAT THEY BOTH HAVE AN ALL-WOUNDS-HEAL POWER THAT- IF THEY CAN GET TO YOU BEFORE YOU BLEED OUT- WILL ALWAYS HEAL YOUR WOUNDS AND KEEP YOU FROM NEEDING A SPARE LIFE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
FEFERI: SQU-------------EE!! I'm so ---------EXCIT-----------ED! 38D
KARKAT: OUR SECOND ORDER OF FUCKING BUSINESS IS FINISHING THE FUCKING GAME.
KARKAT: WE CAME SO CLOSE IN THE PREVIOUS VERISON OF REALITY- I MEAN, WE FUCKING HAD THE GENESIS FROG FLYING UP INTO SKAIA WHEN THE UNIVERSE FUCKING RAN INTO A WALL AND BROKE ITS NECK.
KARKAT: WHILE WE HAVE OUR FIGHTERS WORKING ON ELIMINATING THE MONSTER THREAT- BOTH DAVES AND DIRK WILL BE ASSISTING JADE, CALLIE, AND KANAYA WITH BREEDING *TWO* GENESIS FROGS.
KARKAT: YES YES, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT- EVERYONE STOP FUCKING GASPING ALREADY.
KARKAT: IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
KARKAT: WE'VE GOT TWO PLANET CHAINS AND TWO FUCKING BATTLEFIELDS.
KARKAT: AND AS ADULT DAVE SO APTLY PUT IT:
STRIDER: let's not put all our fucking hopes on one single frog.
STRIDER: we never did that at jurassic world, and we're not doing that here.
STRIDER: fucking hell, we have ellie and elise as prime examples as to why you should always make at least TWO of a genome sequence for a given project instead of one.
KARKAT: THANK YOU.
KARKAT: ONCE WE'VE CREATED OUR TWO FROGS, ONTO THE THIRD ORDER OF FUCKING BUSINESS.
KARKAT: KILLING LORD ENGLISH.
KARKAT: JOHN HAS *OH SO WONDERFULLY* MANAGED TO PRESERVE THE EARTH THAT HE APPARENTLY GROWS UP ON.
KARKAT: IT ALREADY HAS THE METEOR THAT THE PAST VERSION OF US LIVED ON FOR THREE YEARS STUCK ON IT, SO THAT'S A BOON.
KARKAT: AS FAR AS THE IMPUDENT LITTLE CHERUB WILL THINK, EVERYTHING WILL BE GOING EXACTLY HIS WAY...
KARKAT: AND THAT'S WHEN WE'LL FUCKING STRIKE THE IRON WHILE IT'S IN THE CHILL POOL.
KARKAT: NOTE MY USE OF 'IRON' METAPHOR.
KARKAT: WE'RE FULLY EXPECTING VRISKA SERKET TO INTERVENE AND PREVENT US FROM STOPPING HIM.
KARKAT: IF YOU'RE NOT IN THE LOOP OF THE DETAILS- GOOD. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. YET.
KARKAT: BECAUSE THE THIRD ORDER OF THE DAY IS BEING PUT OFF WELL UNTIL WE'RE NEAR THE VERY LAST STAGES OF THE SECOND ORDER OF THE DAY.
KARKAT: AND THE SECOND ORDER CAN ONLY BE PUT INTO MOTION AFTER WE'VE BURIED THE FIRST ORDER SIX FEET UNDER A FUCKING METEOR CORPSE.
KARKAT: ANY QUESTIONS?
ERIDAN: yeah i-
KARKAT: NO? NO QUESTIONS? NOT FROM ANYONE?
KARKAT: OKAY. GOOD.
KARKAT: MEETING FUCKING ADJOURNED.
KARKAT: EVERYONE GET TO WORK.
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Post by dldracorex on Jul 16, 2016 23:54:34 GMT
> EVERYONE: Get to work.
> SOMEONE: Check EARTH for survivors.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 17, 2016 0:16:24 GMT
Dirk: No, you are the strong bad. It is you.
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Post by dldracorex on Jul 17, 2016 0:54:07 GMT
> VRISKA: Examine SUDDEN OBSESSION with STRONG BAD.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 17, 2016 1:35:31 GMT
> VRISKA: Examine SUDDEN OBSESSION with STRONG BAD.
Ugh, there's a HORRORTERROR that keeps repeating those two words over and over. You think it could be a person- but maybe it's a warning of some kind? Strong = Bad? PFT, as if. Then again, LORD ENGLISH was rather STRONG in his heyday... so maybe the GIBBERING MASS OF UNFATHOMABLE IDENTITY is referencing that?
Nah, you're pretty sure it's just TROLLING YOU.
> JOHN: Check EARTH for survivors.
You CHECK the NEWLY IMPORTED EARTH and find that THE ENTIRE WORLD'S POPULATION is being kept in some kind of INDUCED COMA STATE. Slowly, the planet seems to be waking up...
It looks like the only FATALITIES are the JACKASSES of the world who ended up dying from THEIR OWN STUPIDITY.
Seriously, who fills a SWIMMING POOL with Vodka and sets it on FIRE? That's just insane.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 17, 2016 1:40:05 GMT
Dirk: Keep on babbling about Homestar Runner.
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Post by dldracorex on Jul 17, 2016 1:40:08 GMT
> YOMI + JANE: GATHER and EXAMINE BODIES.
> JACK: Meet the WHITE ROYALTY.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 17, 2016 4:33:39 GMT
> YOMI + JANE: GATHER and EXAMINE BODIES.
John ZAPS you and Yomi, plus, a decent chunk of the dead bodies whose corpses were TOO MANGLED BY THEIR OWN ACTIONS, to a DIFFERENT METEOR than the one everyone was hiding on- just because of the sheer smell of all the corpses.
JANE: Urgh- burnt flesh smells horrid... along with all the regular decay too..
JANE: Bleh!
YOMI: You get used to it the longer you work with corpses.
JANE: How long has that been for you?
YOMI: Longer than I care to remember.
JANE: Fair enough...
Yomi kneels and inspects a RELATIVELY INTACT corpse among the MASSES.
YOMI: This one's soul departed long, long ago. I suspect the rest will be in a similar state.
JANE: How long ago are we talking here?
YOMI: Centuries.
JANE: B-but they're so....
YOMI: Fresh?
JANE: Yes!!!
YOMI: A side-effect of the void your Earth was in.
YOMI: Time holds no meaning there, and yet it always holds true.
YOMI: It was there for long enough for the souls of those who died to depart for the Cairn, awaiting either rebirth in another world, or were merged with another version of themselves who had not died.
YOMI: And yet- time stood still, and nothing decayed.
JANE: Gosh, that's so...
JANE: Horrible!
YOMI: And yet useful for us.
YOMI: With their souls vacant from the remains, I can change their flesh to be something we can use.
JANE: I'm still having a bit of trouble getting used to this idea.
JANE: But UGH, we don't have enough Grist left to mass alchemize enough Bantam Guars, cheap as they are...
YOMI: There's every possibility that the Monster would see through that ruse anyways.
YOMI: This way, with Dirk and his Father's knowledge on Elise's dietary habits...
YOMI: We can at least be sure the new smell we will be creating from these corpses will attract her attention to this desolate rock.
JANE: You know... I really wonder how the hell we would have done this if Jake hadn't found you.
YOMI: In my experience, the threads of fate are interwoven like a delicately written song.
YOMI: You would have found a way, if my involvement turns out to have been easily replacable by anyone else.
YOMI: I have observed many others Ascend during my time as a Reaper. It is always with a similar aspect of...
Her voice trails off and her mouth continues to move, and once she finishes, then frowns as if she just realized something.
YOMI: Sorry, I don't think I can pronounce it in an understandable way.
YOMI: It was from a very poetic world.
YOMI: I think the closest equivalent would be "a Musical crescendo hidden as an ironic coincidence."
JANE: It's a nice sentiment, at any rate.
YOMI: I suppose it is.
YOMI: Now then, let's create a Flesh Atronach, shall we?
JANE: *gulp*
> JACK: Meet the WHITE ROYALTY.
You are now the ONE ARMED JACK NOIR from a CERTAIN SESSION.
On the NEUTRAL FIELDS of the LAND OF FROST AND FROGS, you've somehow managed to arrange a meeting with the WHITE QUEEN of yet ANOTHER SESSION. It's just the ICING ON THE CAKE that all of this is happening in YET ANOTHER SESSION in which NEITHER OF YOUR SURVIVING CIVILIZATIONS are native to.
God, if the YOU OF THIS SESSION ever found out you were legitimately trying to broker peace, you're sure you would stab yourself in the eyes, and maybe cut off your other arm while you're at it....
That sentence got a little weird just now and you've got a slight headache just thinking about it.
The Queen has a DERSITE AUTHORITY REGULATOR at her side, he looks rather surprised, and also angry, by your presence. He's wearing the PROSPITIAN VERSION of the Regulator Uniform. You wonder what the story behind THAT is?
Maybe you'll find out after you tell your tale. Pleasantry greetings put through the door, you quickly begin explaining the situation your session endured- how the FIRST PROTOTYPING drove just about everyone INSANE and ended up with a HUGE CHUNK of both moon's populations DEAD.
There was an Evacuation, a Scratch, and then some FANCY LIGHTS, and now here you are.
The White Queen tells a SIMILAR TALE, one of a BETRAYER of her own ranks who caused chaos across both worlds- and then the sheer AUDACITY the YOU OF HER SESSION had towards KIDNAPPING THE PROSPITIAN PRINCESS after KILLING YOUR OWN QUEEN!
You'll admit, you didn't quite see that coming, and you say as much. You mean, DAMN, alt you must have felt really confident in his plan there. What exactly happened to him?
The Parcel Mistress steps forwards, and asks if she can whisper it into your ear, so that those with SENSITIVE STOMACHS are spared the GORY DETAILS.
You ascent to that, and listen as she tells the story of alt-you's DEMISE in EXCRUCIATING DETAIL. Second by second, blow by blow....
You'll admit your CARAPACE has gotten a few shades lighter upon hearing how your alternate self DIED.
You immediately promise that you WILL NEVER do anything like that for as long as you live. You even show your ONE REMAINING HAND that your FINGERS AREN'T CROSSED.
You mean it, too.
God, damn, if any other yous out there hear about this your JACK NOIR CRED is going to be flushed down the toilet faster than you had your ARM TORN OFF.
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Post by dldracorex on Jul 17, 2016 5:39:02 GMT
> YOMI + JANE: Create a FLESH ATRONACH.
> JADE: Re-bury BEC.
> ARGO + ROXY + ROHZEE: Hold FUNERAL for JASPERS.
> VRISKA: Be distracted.
> PROTOTYPED MONSTER: What is that?
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 17, 2016 18:12:37 GMT
> YOMI: Create a FLESH ATRONACH.
You do such, mainly because JANE is too busy trying not to throw up upon watching SOLID FLESH MOVE LIKE IT WERE A LIQUID.
You feel sorry for the girl- She is not cut out for necromancy at all.
> JADE: Re-bury BEC.
You're not sure HOW the hell Bec's body got into the void that Jake pulled his earth out of, or why Yomi gave you his soul trapped within a CRYSTAL NECKLACE, but the long and short of it is that you'll have to bury his body again because his soul has fully DISCONNECTED from his body and would DRIFT OFF if any attempts were made in putting it back into his body.
You're also FAIRLY ANNOYED by this, but you'll CONCEDE TO THE WISDOM of someone who has had A LOT OF NECROMANTIC EXPERIENCE that nothing can really be done at this point.
For now, you'll just be glad that you now have the choice of WHEN to release BEC'S SOUL. So you have a chance to have a PROPER GOODBYE this time, at least.
You just need to decide where to bury him.
You'd consider going with ARGO to bury JASPERS and her own MOTHER, but that just seems a little too... public for your personal tastes.
> LALONDES: Hold FUNERAL
You are now MARRIN. With A JOHN somewhere nearby providing WINDY COVERAGE of your SCENTS, the LALONDE FAMILY- spread across three different iterations of reality- holds a funeral for those dearly departed.
ROXY: this if friggin strange.
ARGO: it is.
The first body to go in the ground was Argo's MOM, the ADULT ROXY LALONDE.
ROXY: i'm lookin at my own dead self.
ROXY: srsly this just weird.
ARGO: and i'm looking at my own mother as a teen.
ARGO: all the while we're burying YOU and HER and--- ARGGHHHHH
ARGO: when did my life get so fucking complicated!?!?
Argo starts screaming in frustration.
You look down at the second body set to go in- the CORPSE of JASPERS. Argo's PET CAT who.... you're pretty sure shared a portion of your SOUL.
Rhozee pats you on the shoulder and shakes her head.
RHOZEE: Try not to think about it.
RHOZEE: Let's just say it's the Lalonde family tradition is to have Paradox Funerals and leave it at that.
ARGO: okay, let's put jaspers in...
A CAT meows- this BEATRICE Roxy's holding. Around its neck is a CRYSTAL NECKLACE that supposedly holds the SOUL of the cat you're about to bury. You desperately wish to NEVER TOUCH EITHER, because who knows what would happen to you if that happens.
You put the DEAD CAT ALT SELF into the ground next to the other body and back away as quickly as possible.
ROXY: soooo...
ROXY: anyone got any words?
RHOZEE: Not personally, no.
ARGO: ...don't really wanna talk right now...
You shake your head, knowing that even if you had anything to say, it likely wouldn't be heard.
Silence reigns as the four of you quickly work to using shovels to replace the dirt you'd dug up...
At least it isn't raining here on the Land of LIGHT and FORESTS.
> VRISKA: Be distracted.
Now there are Horrorterrors rambling about INANE TELEVISION SHOWS and CARTOONS AND GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
JUST.
SHUT.
UP!!!!!!!!
NO! STOP! STOP GNASHING YOUR TEETH, YOU!
AND NO MAKING CHILDREN CRY! YOU! HEY! YES! YOU, YOU'RE TALKING TO YOU! DON'T YOU GO SLIDING AWAY AND PRETENDING TO HIDE. YOU'RE TALKING HERE AND YOU'D ALL BETTER PAY FUCKING ATTENTION!!!!!!!!
...Needless to say you're PRETTY BUSY RIGHT NOW.
> PROTOTYPED MONSTER: What is that?
Suddenly, a PRESSURE IN YOUR MIND eases up, and you're feeling... a bit more like yourself.
You look around... and then you catch wind of a SCENT.
It's a METEOR IN THE VEIL.
And it... SMELLS...
DELICIOUS.
You quickly access the powers of ONE OF THIS SESSIONS' QUEEN'S RINGS, which you aren't wearing properly on a finger, but instead have nestled inside your mouth ontop of one of your SHARP TEETH. The powers are accessible, but not the prototyping forms, in this way.
You're not sure WHAT OR WHO POSSESSED YOU to do something like that, but it's actually QUITE THE LOOK, you'd think. It also TASTES GOOD when you rub your tongue over it.
You TAKE OFF with ease, and shoot into the VEIL towards that meteor.
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Post by dldracorex on Jul 17, 2016 19:16:04 GMT
> TRAP: SPRING.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 17, 2016 19:37:05 GMT
Strong Bad (from Homestar Runner): Appear.
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Post by dldracorex on Jul 17, 2016 19:50:44 GMT
> STRONG BAD (FROM HOMESTAR RUNNER) THE HORRORTERROR + DIRK THE HORRORTERROR: Continue bothering VRISKA.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 18, 2016 18:35:55 GMT
> STRONG BAD THE HORRORTERROR + DIRK THE HORRORTERROR: Continue bothering VRISKA
Oh god and now they've taken on the shapes of PEOPLE. URGHHHHHHHH....
Now they're POKING YOU with STICKS. Where did they even get STICKS!??!
> ==>
You are now the PROTOTYPED MONSTER as she arrives at the meteor. There is a LAB, full of ABANDONED ECTO BIOLOGY EQUIPMENT.
It brings back MEMORIES. You are sure this is a CARAPACIAN CLONING METEOR.
You stalk down the halls, following the smells of FRESH MEAT. Your stomach GROWLS in anticipation.
No thought is spared towards the SUDDEN APPEARANCE of this new delightful smell- after all, a whole PLANET APPEARED very recently. Things appearing out of thin air is JUST A THING that happens. Hell, to the people of this session, YOU appeared out of thin air, so....
That's when the THING giving off the SMELL comes into view.
It's TEN TIMES TALLER than you are- it has LARGE PIECES OF METAL put on its arms to replace HANDS, and... are those SPIKES jutting out of its back? Not to mention the sheer UGLYNESS in its facial area and... well.... with every step it takes, its entire body JIGGLES like someone threw a rock into a bowl of JELL-O.
How something so visually repulsing can smell so good, you cannot figure out, but that's okay, because you're going to try EATING IT ANYWAYS.
> TRAP: SPRING.
As you leap towards the monster there is a LOUD BANGING SOUND.
Your instincts fail you a moment too late- you're dodging, but your NON-RING-WEARING ARM is CUT OFF by some AIR-BLADE!!
Your arm lands on the ground nearby, before DISAPPEARING entirely. Damn it, you were REALLY ATTACHED to that arm.
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Post by dldracorex on Jul 18, 2016 22:53:58 GMT
> PROTOTYPED MONSTER: Look around.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 19, 2016 2:05:25 GMT
Strong Bad: Summon so many Homestar Runner characters that Vriska goes into RAGE MODE.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 19, 2016 4:00:47 GMT
> PROTOTYPED MONSTER: Look around.
Surrounding you are DIRK, DAVE, MEENAH, ARANEA, YOMI, JANE, ROXY, JOHN, ARADIA, KARKAT, and CALLIE.
You, of course, do not know these names at all, but the narrator puts them in here for the sake of convenience.
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Post by dldracorex on Jul 19, 2016 4:03:13 GMT
> EVERYONE: Attack.
> PROTOTYPED MONSTER: Regret life decisions.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 19, 2016 14:56:45 GMT
>MARRIN: Where are the others?Hiding with you, waiting for PHASE TWO of this attack to start. > PHASE ONE: Attack.
Everyone with a valid close range weapon charges in at FULL SPEED. Dirk and Dave try their best to DISARM the monster- John and Karkat dive in either cut its feet off or bash its head in- Meenah goes for the mouth with her 2X3DENT. Callie readies a pistol and Aradia readies her whip while standing infront of Yomi and Jane in case things are about to go horribly wrong.
> PROTOTYPED MONSTER: Regret life decisions.Boy do you have Regrets. Like one of them right now is the loss of your ar-- *DOOF* - NAK!
*gulp*.... You dodged the TRIDENT and got a HAMMER TO THE TEETH for your troubles.... You think you just SWALLOWED the TWELVE ORB RING, including the tooth it was wrapped around. Why did you even possibly think that was a good idea, again?
>MARRIN: InterjectYou got a BAD FEELING about this, and so YELL A WARNING. Yomi is the only one who hears you- who in turns relays it to the others: "BACK AWAY!! QUICKLY!" Everyone does such just before the PROTOTYPED MONSTER'S FORM begins to DESTABILIZE and RANDOMLY TAKE ON the appearances of the RINGS PROTOTYPING CONTENTS. There is no rhyme, nor order to this chaos. Things are about to go bad very, very pawfully quick. Working on another "Flash" page  WHich is really just me setting a whole post to a song. Submit whatever battle-actioney commands you can think of for any character, especially God Tier abilities or Fraymotiefs, it will probably end up getting used in some form, even if the command's exact words aren't shown.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 19, 2016 15:11:33 GMT
Strong Bad The Great: Annoy Vriska until she goes into RAGE MODE!
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researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 19, 2016 15:58:07 GMT
> ========>!!!!!!!!Horror Terrors continue to annoy VRISKA with their shambling, annoying presence. Eventually, Vriska roars in anger as she engages RAGE MODE. Her PSYCHIC POWERS lash out and grab hold of the HORRORTERROR that Mocklingly called itself "Strong Bad The Great" and she BREAKS ITS MIND. The HORRORTERROR impersonating DIRK STRIDER quickly makes the wise choice to ABSCOND. He doesn't get very far before the mindless corpse of his fellow is thrown at him.
VRISKA: Now...
VRISKA: That is just ENOU8GH OF TH8T!!!!!!!!With a hiss of anger, she refocuses her mental grasp back towards the Prototyped Monster and tries to find where she left off at...
> {S} ASCENDThe Second Attack Team leaps into the fray- with everyone else who is able to fighting. Tavros is absent- because of his broken nose and general inability to be silent. Everyone is pretty much beaten up after several minutes of strifeing with a rapid fire form changer on the field. Anyone who is not a God Tier in terms of power is probably bleeding out or on the verge of dying. Even the FLESH ATRONACH was torn to shreds by one powerful PSYCHIC BLAST from Sollux's Prototyping. Like Aranea here- she's currently being strangled to death by a TENTACLE LIMB that sprouted out of the CUT OFF ARM. Gosh, that's bringing back some unpleasant memories for her. Not that she has much time to focus on it- SNAP!- she's dropped to the floor. Correction, anyone who is not a God Tier was pretty easily mowed down within the first five minutes of this Twelve Times Prototyped Ring and is pretty much already on Death's Door. Good thing they have a Reaper on their side here, hm? [0:15] While John and Rhozee try to keep the Monster Busy for the moment- Yomi begins to cast her spell. The Souls of the players who had not yet God Tiered all rise up and begin to circle around the room as their Aspect Elements begin to manifest over their bodies. Those still alive, but taking a brief rest to recover from their wounds, watch on in awe as life and light begin to fill the room from all angles. [0:30] From outside the Meteor, everywhere in the Session- all eyes are drawn up towards that one pinprick of light in the Veil where something incredible is definitely about to happen. Every planet owned by a player about to Ascend glows as well- sending precious life energy towards their players in the form of swarms of streams of rainbow flickering light. [0:45] Back in the Meteor, it becomes unbarable to do anything but stand there as so much light fills the room- swirling both into the souls of the players about to ascend and their bodies as well. And all the while- Yomi stands there directing the flow like a conductor of a symphony. Her black and green robes themselves seem to change as well- becoming less monotone and obviously necromantic, and instead shifting into something more.... Sburbian. [1:00] With a flash- the symbol for Heart appears on her chest as her clothes take on the hues of that aspect, and shift into what all recognize as the WITCH CLASS. The Souls in the room began circling faster and faster before shooting down into their proper bodies- which then begin to rise up into the air as they properly... ASCEND.
[1:19] Symbols for various Aspects flash through the room in time to unheard, yet recognized music, as clothes change from mundane, to GOD TIER, and wounds of all kind heal up as the blood left behind fades away into the ether. John has a happy grin on his face as all of this transpires. The Prototyped Monster's eye twiches as Vriska finally gets a single tendril back in- just in time to watch all of her plans go to shit, and then that connection is cut for good. [1:33] The Meteor Explodes with all the energy flowing through it- leaving a grand total of TWENTY GOD TIERS floating in the space surrounding the Rapidly Shifting Prototyped Monster. Almost immediately- all leap into actions of some kind or another. From the STRIDER CLAN all diving in swords and claws blazing, to the Space Aspects all throwing their hands together and warping space to create a bubble around the battlefield so that the Monster can't escape. [1:49] Meenah, Feferi, and Jane- all HEROES OF LIFE, cross their STAFF LIKE WEAPONS (Two tridents and a Restoration Staff) together and generate a massive SIPHONING ATTACK via the Fraymotif "Like a Healer Scorned," which begins to slowly but surely SIPHON THE GEL out of the Monster's HIT POINT BAR, and funnels it back into EVERYONE ELSE, making almost every attack the Monster can deliver already healed before the damage even takes. [2:04] Rhozee and Roxy activate a Fraymotif, and summon whole hordes of GENERIC OBJECT CONSTRUCTS that begin smashing into the MONSTER inbetween the gaps when nobody is attacking it. [2:19] That's when ARGO manages to DISARM and SWIPE the FOUR X RING on the right hand. The INDOMINUS PROTOTYPING is removed- and this somehow causes the Monster's swallowed ring to go HAYWIRE and start changing forms even faster. So fast that it seems like the monster's about to EXPLODE from the rapidly changing energies. [2:49] Aradia and Yuui- both now ascended as MAID and WITCH of TIME, respectfully- put their hands together and generate a massive TIME STOP FIELD around the Monster- slowing her down long enough for the team to hold a brief conference on what to do about the SWALLOWED RING. "It's obviously inside her," Aranea says. "We'll have to cut it out.""That could kill her though!" Jade protests. "She's been mind controlled this entire time!"[3:20] The Decision is made. All contenders back away as Aradia and John take center stage with TIME ASPECT weaponry ready to deploy. "Ready for this?" Aradia asks.
"Well, I guess we'll have to be," John shrugs. [3:29] Yuui dismisses the Time Stop Field- and the Monster resumes their rapid changing. John and Aradia fly in and begin dancing around- slashing and attacking with their time aspect weapons- a hammer and a whip, respectively- each doing their best to lock the Monster down into a single form. [4:05] Every hit comes and manages to lock a wild TENTACLE HERE into a CRAB ARM THERE, and TOUGH CARAPACE THERE for a SOFT SNAKE SKIN HERE. Spikey Goat Horns bashed away for less immediately dangerous ram horns. Two heads mashed firmly into one- [4:50] With that done- Karkat- KNIGHT OF BLOOD- activates his BLOODY POWERS to summon MAGICAL BONDS to restrain the Monster in a single place. She struggles, but none come to attack her in this vulnerable state... Unnoticed, unseen, a PRINCE OF VOID makes their approach. Marrin slips up behind the monster, and phases their hand through the monster's back- grabbing the ring, and the stealing it back out through without causing any unnecessary internal damage. [5:30] All of the Prototyping fades away, as do the Blood bonds, and the poor Parcel Mistress who now was missing one arm, fell down onto a floating chunk of rock and began crying her tears of thanks for being finally freed from the power of those rings. And so with that- the Space Players dismiss the warped bubble, and our camera is free to pan out backwards and backwards and backwards, until we come to Hecate, who watched the whole thing with wide, awe-filled eyes. The Curtains Close.
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WHich is really just me setting a whole post to a song. Submit whatever battle-actioney commands you can think of for any character, especially God Tier abilities or Fraymotiefs, it will probably end up getting used in some form, even if the command's exact words aren't shown.