Post by redditstuckteam on Jul 15, 2016 23:11:18 GMT
Hey everybody! We’ve been noticing how popular streams have gotten lately, and the folks over at Redditstuck HQ (which is a thing that definitely exists, and is tangible) have decided to pull together a stream of their own! “So, what are you going to do in this stream?” I hear you screaming in excitement, unable to handle the concept of the words 'Redditstuck' and 'Stream' spoken in unison. I’m glad you asked! We’re going to be reading through Redditstuck and providing developer commentary throughout! To this end, we’ve assembled the vocal talents of:
/u/wade5454 as The narrator, and Luke.
/u/DagwoodDeluxe as Sly, DagwoodDeluxe.
/u/RealBillWatterson as Sev, Brothergrapefruit.
/u/kal-la-kal-la as Emily.
/u/confettibin as Joshman110.
to read the entire comic, live on stream! Of course, there will be occasional developer commentary by a few of us who work on redditstuck, as well as a Q+A afterwards, answering questions left either in the comments, or in twitch chat.
The stream will be held this Saturday, July 16th, 2016 at 7PM GMT, and will be hosted on twitch at www.twitch.tv/wade5454
We hope to see you all there, and hopefully it will be a great stream!
Post by redditstuckteam on Aug 5, 2016 15:54:40 GMT
Evan: Tighten up your bed like a responsible Canadian.
You’re totally right. Sorry!
Evan: Inspect poster.
There he goes, off on another wacky misadventure. Christ may be a man of scripture, but he loves fun as much as the next guy. Saints in sidecars beat suitors and sycophants any day.
Evan: Examine CD's.
These CDs are actually DVDs, and stored within them is the none other than the holy grail of religious cinematography itself.
Eve brought you the whole collection years ago as a reward for your good behavior. As long as you live, you’ll abide by the wise teachings of Bob and Larry.
Evan: Look out your window.
You make an attempt, but your vision is obscured by panels of colored glass. They’re awfully pretty, but they don’t make for much of a view.
Much to your surprise, your spur of intense curiosity left you blitzing up your ECHELADDER to a new rung: BREVE BATCHELOR.
Though it’s not exactly the most prestigious of titles, you’re just glad to move on from PREACHER’S PET. You didn’t think you’d ever live that one down.
Evan: Check your friends out on Saiddit.
Only a handful seem to be online at the moment, and there’s still no response from your soon-to-be special someone...
Evan: Furiously spam Jesus memes.
You prefer the term “image macro”, but it’s all the same to you. With the massive collection you’ve accumulated over the years, you’ve got no shortage of good material. You hope that whoever is on the receiving end doesn’t mind the traffic!
You are a lean macro machine, and the Lord is your weapon.
Evan: Try opening up that program on your computer.
Oh, you opened that up and placed one of the doodads ages ago. In retrospect, you probably should have warned Eve beforehand. You wouldn’t want to give her a panic attack.
Maybe you should go check and see if everything is okay.
Post by redditstuckteam on Nov 15, 2016 21:37:58 GMT
Evan: Admire Jesus doll.
Looks like she was awake after all! She may be famous for her extended naps, but she’s got a nose for trouble like no other, and she isn’t one to sleep through a crisis!
You wonder what’s got her in such a huff.
Evan: Determine the crux of the problem.
Evan: Pry that sucker open.
You force your shovel between the metal fibres holding the lid in place, but despite your coaxing, it refuses to budge. Well, so much for opening this thing before those meteors blow your church straight to H-E Double hockey sticks!
If things don’t change soon, it seems your proverbial goose is cooked.
Evan: Look up.
You turn your focus towards the chandelier far above, eager for any distraction from Eve’s lecture on shovel safety awareness. From this angle, it looks dizzyingly high, though you know that it’s only a few stories up.
Seeing your diverted attention, Eve litters her tirade with references to “loose wiring” and “shoddy electric maintenance”. You assume that’s some sort of metaphor for the Folly of Man, because everything is a metaphor to her.
As Eve’s ramblings increase in intensity, you begin creeping back in small, calculated steps. If you’re lucky, you can dispose of the doodad and she’ll forget any of this ever happened!
Serves you right for playing video games, you guess.
You stash away the shiny orange pushpop to avoid any more potential safety hazards.
They’re really starting to stack up today!
Glancing at the remains of the wrecked chandelier, you feel yourself getting queasy at the thought of another lecture.
You've been waiting on your LAZY, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING FRIEND for the last ten minutes, and going by his Saiddit responses, he won’t be here for another twenty. His tardiness would fly under any other circumstances, but considering you’re dealing with the LITERAL END OF THE WORLD, you’d think he’d find it in him to be punctual for once.
Post by redditstuckteam on Jan 13, 2017 20:47:47 GMT
Luke: Quick! Look to the puppet for guidance!
You left Gallopsby in your room, sadly. You’ll have to complete this leg of the journey alone. God knows you can’t bring yourself to go back up there.
Also, Gallopsby is most certainly not a puppet.
Luke: Check the subreddit.
You open /r/PS2. It’s just as much of a shitshow as ever. You admire the moderators that bother to put up with this mess.
You’ve been roughly following this guide since it was posted. It was obviously written in a rush, and a good majority of it is needlessly vague, but it’s still better than 90% of the rest of the content on the sub.
You drop an upvote in appreciation, inwardly cringing at the meaningless gesture.
Luke: See if you bashed on the Cruxtruder's lid.
There it is. Cracked wide open. You’ve been giving the floating orb a wide berth ever since it popped out of the thing, and you’re not too keen on closing the distance.
By the looks of it, your interpretation of “requires force” was correct.
You take a moment to mourn the loss of your noble steed.
Luke: Click on the files with the green cube!
Messing around with the machines has earned you nothing but this weird box. Technology has never been your strong suit.
Looks like you’ve got a surprise in store in the next eight minutes or so, though. Maybe then you’ll finally figure out how to play this bullshit game.
A few extra hands would be nice right about now.
Luke: Answer door.
You’d usually complain about needless doorbell abuse, but you can’t really fault them in a situation like this.
Nick: im sorry man, but you still look real douchey in those shades. Luke: You know I’m photosensitive. Luke: These are medically prescribed. Nick: but do you have to wear them all the time? Luke: Yes. I do.
Nick: you weren’t kidding about these machines! Nick: you were right to call me over. i know how useless you are with tech. Nick: my uncle’s a mechanic, so i bet i can figure this out in no time. Nick: you got any screwdrivers around here?
Luke: Reexamine choice in friendships.
You and Nick go back.
You honestly cannot conceive of a life without Nick as a friend.
Post by redditstuckteam on Jan 29, 2017 18:12:01 GMT
It has occurred to me that sadly the adventure isn't so well received on here, and lacks active input. Therefore we will move out focus on to the Discord and MSPFA proper. The updates will still be posted on here and commands will still be taken, but it'll simply be an alert that they're up.