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You add a diamond shape to your new armour. You feel that exactly like a meme, eventually it might lose its relevance and then you'll regret it. But for now, it looks pretty so its fine.

You create 3 more Pink Diamonds, intoxicating the Blue-Diamond-Sempai.


Leading the harem is the first and original Pink Diamond (Pink-Diamond-Chan) is simultaneously the tsundere and the childhood friend of the group. This creates a perpetual war within her of whether she will win or not, and it will all be decided in an epic battle of tropes, to see which is the more powerful.


The second Pink Diamond (Pink-Diamond-Sama) is the rich girl of the group. As a rule, in fiction, its important to include a rich character so that you can do all the stupid unrealistic stuff without sacrificing realism. However, since this was her only purpose, you gave her no other personality traits besides being rich. To make up for this, you gave her MASSIVE TITS, so your sure fans will love her.


The third Pink Diamond (Pink-Diamond-Tan) is a trap. You've always had problems with traps, since its innately pretty transphobic, but at the same time, you also know that it was a big part in helping you realize that you where trans yourself, so you knuckle down and accept it, imagining that they are just trans people who are either in the closet or don't get it yet.


The forth Pink Diamond (Pink-Diamond-Bo) is the lolli of the group. You've always thought that lolli's where kind of creepy. Merely having them in the harem alone feels kind of rapey to you. This isn't helped by the fact that she is also Blue-Diamonds little sister. This ofcourse all means that if it turns out Pink-Diamond-Chan is actually the childhood friend, then Pink-Diamond-Bo will 100% win.


The fifth Pink Diamond (Pink-Diamond-Shi) is the Kuudere of the group, and thus the fan favourite. You really just ran out of idea's and so you made her not really do anything, but for some reason, people like her, and she has by far the largest amount of hentai out of anyone.

You create an armoured fist out of approximately 94 2D shapes. If this can still count as touching, then you can probably actually hit something!


With the blue diamond distracted by his harem of sexy quadrilaterals, you make a punching motion!

Your punching form shows very well how much experience you actually have punching things (zero)


Despite your horrible form, the Blue Diamond flies away at incredible speeds.


This is likely due to how it is 2D, and thus weighs less then paper.


The neat thing ofcourse is how, since its a diamond, it makes its own "blasting off again"  thing.

The Pink Diamonds chase after the Blue Diamond, in a way reminiscent of a harem king running away from his bustling bride potentials.

It turns out the Blue Diamonds true power was the friends it made along the way! (as well as his irresistible body)


You feel proud of yourself for finally defeating the Blue Diamond.


In response to its defeat, a black door like thing, and a chest appear.


What will you do?

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For entering the door, I want to something akin to an animation. That will probably take a while. in the mean time, if you want, you can mess around in this room for a bit, within reason.

Well look at you being a little smart-ass. You could have made this first meeting special. You could have at least made sure you where presentable. You could have made sure you shaved properly! You could have used those weird papers and that weird plate thing into some kind of decoration! You could have tied your little jumper knot thing into a something that might look a little prettier!

But guess what! Dresden can only skip forward as long as its had to not skip forward! (going up to a limit of 5 seconds of course) So even if you keep repeatedly skipping time every 5 seconds, effectively, all you've done is half the time it takes for the girl to get here.

But you, seeming to be someone who wants to ignore all the challenges presented to them, instead of facing them head on, have decided to spend 5 whole minutes of your life waiting endlessly, just so you can skip a different set of 5 minutes, slowly and painfully. This exact kind of attitude is why you never got the role of Captain Hook in your Middle School play, and also why you never got the role of Luke Skywalker in your High School play (even despite the obvious typecasting).


After spending five minutes skipping five minutes, you take a quick peak outside of the walls of the window cubes you are currently in, only to find that the girl is literally about to open the door any moment now.

YOU ARE NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED AT ALL FOR YOU TO MEET THIS GIRL!

due to your lack of ability to move in paused time, and also your lack of available Roadrollers, you where unable to pull off the "epic meme" that you might have been able too.

However, you do still quickly pause time so that you may do whatever you can despite the oncoming apocalypse of this girl opening that door.

Here's the thing.

That would be a good power.

Dresden, doesn't have any good powers. The only use you've ever found for it, is letting you read things without wasting time, and stopping time to think of a really good argument. It's entirely useless in this situation, and frankly most situations. Just like you.

This news post is totally irrelevant, so I won't bother doing the all caps 'news post' thing.

But, I did an MSPA art meme for this adventure. If you care about that stuff. link

To be entirely frank, your not exactly sure what happens in that lack of time. It's weird. The basic idea is that everything that would happen in that time happens, but since that time doesn't actually exist any more, only some of the effects happen, because otherwise the effected lose agency, and as a rule, items aren't allowed to directly effect someone's agency.

Here's an example. Imagine that your watching a man with a sword get into a fight when you skip time.

If the man had no plans or intentions of what they where going to do in next 5 seconds, then at the end, they are exactly as they where before skipping time.

If the man had plans and intentions for the next 5 seconds, those plans and intentions will be carried out, and where they would be after the 5 seconds is where they are when time starts existing again.

However, the effects of these actions don't always play out. Since the people who are effected lose their ability to make split decisions, only the effects of the actions that would have happened in every universe during those 5 seconds will be there when time stops existing again.

This might seem like a good defensive ability, but an incredibly low amount effects don't happen in simply 5 seconds. Not to mention how, since you are an indecisive piece of shit, using this power just screws you over more then the other guy.

 

While this is theoretically true, in practice, this is impractical.

you see, this is because stopping time is FUCKING TERRIFYING!

It's freaky to have your mind be telling your body to do things, but not have it actually respond.

And worse, your mind only tries to get it to react to this fear but can't!

You can deal with this for a minute or two, but since you have an obsessive need to start sabotaging yourself and thinking about it, this ability is useless for pausing time in long periods.

You know what. That's exactly what this piece of shit deserves!






oh...


To throw the book... you had to unpause time...



You hate yourself...


Sarah: Um...

 Sarah: Hi!


Eliot: ...

...

You where not at all emotionally prepared for this...