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hella Greentike Posts: 4	cat May 1, 2016 3:48:45 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hella on May 1, 2016 3:48:45 GMT You are a cat. It is a beautiful summer day. What will you do today?

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cat May 1, 2016 3:56:15 GMT

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>Lick yourself clean. Twice.

What you need to be asking yourself, as we find ourselves tumbling through this hostile vortex locked in the vicegrip of each other's sinewed brawn, is this: how deep does the rabbit's glasshole go? Does it have a bottom? So if you really want to do this thing -- if you really want to DANCE -- then I suggest you take off your shirt, put on a proper pair of fucking suspenders, and put those bologna loaves you call arms to use. Right now I'm a human goddamned beef windmill, god help us all.

hella Greentike Posts: 4	cat May 1, 2016 4:25:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hella on May 1, 2016 4:25:09 GMT May 1, 2016 3:56:15 GMT The Paradoxical Insurgent said: >Lick yourself clean. Twice. You lick yourself completely clean. You plan to do this at least one more time today. HYGIENE is now at 100%!

Sharkalien Moderator Out of Breath Posts: 2,529 Pronouns: he/him/his	cat May 1, 2016 4:52:04 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sharkalien on May 1, 2016 4:52:04 GMT >Jump off the edge
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hella Greentike Posts: 4	cat May 1, 2016 5:51:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hella on May 1, 2016 5:51:23 GMT May 1, 2016 4:52:04 GMT Sharkalien said: >Jump off the edge You are quite the daredevil. What next?

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>Go hunting squirrels.

What you need to be asking yourself, as we find ourselves tumbling through this hostile vortex locked in the vicegrip of each other's sinewed brawn, is this: how deep does the rabbit's glasshole go? Does it have a bottom? So if you really want to do this thing -- if you really want to DANCE -- then I suggest you take off your shirt, put on a proper pair of fucking suspenders, and put those bologna loaves you call arms to use. Right now I'm a human goddamned beef windmill, god help us all.

Sharkalien Moderator Out of Breath Posts: 2,529 Pronouns: he/him/his	cat May 1, 2016 6:30:22 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sharkalien on May 1, 2016 6:30:22 GMT >Look for a couch to shed fur on
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TimeyWimeyHero Boy-Skylark Heir of Head Posts: 137	cat May 1, 2016 17:07:34 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TimeyWimeyHero on May 1, 2016 17:07:34 GMT > Lie in the sun
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cat May 1, 2016 20:53:19 GMT

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May 1, 2016 6:00:48 GMT The Paradoxical Insurgent said:

>Go hunting squirrels.

May 1, 2016 6:30:22 GMT Sharkalien said:

>Look for a couch to shed fur on

May 1, 2016 17:07:34 GMT TimeyWimeyHero said:

> Lie in the sun

You want to do so many cat-tivities today, but there is only so much time!

You could probably:

HUNT SQUIRRELS in the field to the west,
FIND A COUCH in the town to the south,
or SUNBATHE on the beach to the east.

Sharkalien Moderator Out of Breath Posts: 2,529 Pronouns: he/him/his	cat May 1, 2016 20:57:11 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sharkalien on May 1, 2016 20:57:11 GMT >Go SOUTH
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TimeyWimeyHero Boy-Skylark Heir of Head Posts: 137	cat May 1, 2016 21:00:17 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TimeyWimeyHero on May 1, 2016 21:00:17 GMT > Go east
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cat May 1, 2016 22:15:45 GMT

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>Go Weeeeessst

What you need to be asking yourself, as we find ourselves tumbling through this hostile vortex locked in the vicegrip of each other's sinewed brawn, is this: how deep does the rabbit's glasshole go? Does it have a bottom? So if you really want to do this thing -- if you really want to DANCE -- then I suggest you take off your shirt, put on a proper pair of fucking suspenders, and put those bologna loaves you call arms to use. Right now I'm a human goddamned beef windmill, god help us all.

lundu Guest	cat May 2, 2016 0:44:28 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by lundu on May 2, 2016 0:44:28 GMT Go south!

toto Bravesprout Posts: 85 Pronouns: she/her/hers	cat May 2, 2016 19:48:47 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by toto on May 2, 2016 19:48:47 GMT >Head south!
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Cat Greentike I absolutely know what I'm doing. Posts: 5 Pronouns: he/him/his	cat May 5, 2016 0:49:30 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cat on May 5, 2016 0:49:30 GMT >Go south.

Curris Purple Tyrant It's good to see you all again! Posts: 1,064	cat May 27, 2016 4:59:34 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Curris on May 27, 2016 4:59:34 GMT Go South, but totally roll in the grass here before you leave! Maybe eat a dandelion fluff, or a cricket!
	Let's be friends!

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