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Post by Neptz on May 31, 2016 20:38:02 GMT
(A shitty parody of Ghost Hunt by harglebargleboo) (Note: I actually really like Ghost Hunt) (Originally started as a parody of Ghost Hunt. Is now something entirely different) Mirror is hereHello, and welcome to the Ghost adventure! Today, you find yourself in the ghostly tail of Mr. Mrs. Ms. Dr. Sir Mystery "Ketchupjumper" Ghost P.HD, a expert human hunter!  For at least a bitrillion years, it have been hunting down humans all across the world. It likes to spook them and watch them cry in fear. But, that's not important now. He has a passion for catching bodybuilders in particular since they are the most fun. But, it won't get the choice to catch one of these tonight. At least, it doesn't think so. Right now, it is in Mexico to chase down the humans in a completely unhaunted house. Humans that stole it's 'BOO' sign for spooking humans. Now, it must find the humans!  It floats on a ridiculously hot highway with nothing in particular anywhere in it's body as it looks onwards at the house where the humans supposedly live. Of course, it's a brilliant and bright day, because that's spooky I guess. The sun smiles happy as it burns every living being outside of their homes and small clouds float everywhere. Damn this place is fucking spooky.  But, wait! That house looks too far, and it's scrawny little ghost tail won't be able to carry him without wasting time. But he doesn't watch anything, so it's fine. It has a completely melted Kitkat on it's ghostly storage. What should Ketchuphopper do? |
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Ghost
May 31, 2016 21:01:28 GMT
Post by Sharkalien on May 31, 2016 21:01:28 GMT
>Rename himself to Casper
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Ghost
May 31, 2016 21:29:14 GMT
Post by Neptz on May 31, 2016 21:29:14 GMT
>Rename itself to Casper And thus was said. |
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May 31, 2016 21:33:43 GMT
Post by Deleted on May 31, 2016 21:33:43 GMT
>Go haunt someone
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May 31, 2016 21:36:49 GMT
Post by Sharkalien on May 31, 2016 21:36:49 GMT
>Double die on a rake
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May 31, 2016 21:45:04 GMT
Post by Neptz on May 31, 2016 21:45:04 GMT
 You start flying to the house like a total piece of garbage. When suddenly...!!  You are hit by a MAYO-BRAND ANTI GHOST RAKE and double-die. You find yourself in hell, where a yellow demon sits, laughing at you. " A+ for effort" he says.  |
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May 31, 2016 21:46:50 GMT
Post by Deleted on May 31, 2016 21:46:50 GMT
>Spit on the fucker's face. You should be stronger than before because logically you're basically double ghost now
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May 31, 2016 21:47:35 GMT
Post by Sharkalien on May 31, 2016 21:47:35 GMT
>Possess his body
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May 31, 2016 22:28:37 GMT
Post by Neptz on May 31, 2016 22:28:37 GMT
 The demon laughs. You can't just possess a demon, that's something only demons can do! >Spit on the fucker's face. You should be stronger than before because logically you're basically double ghost now  You use DOUBLE GHOST TECHNIQUE LVL 1 = SPIT TAKE on the demon.  The demon is displeased, but undamaged. |
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May 31, 2016 22:31:04 GMT
Post by Deleted on May 31, 2016 22:31:04 GMT
>Channel the power of your inner Jackie Chan and karate-snap the demon's neck
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May 31, 2016 22:32:16 GMT
Post by Sharkalien on May 31, 2016 22:32:16 GMT
>How about a roundhouse kick to the FACE
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May 31, 2016 22:44:21 GMT
Post by Neptz on May 31, 2016 22:44:21 GMT
>How about a roundhouse kick to the FACE You use DOUBLE GHOST ABILITY lvl 2: ROUNDHOUSE TAIL  The demon is hit and rendered unconscious, but not dead. Unfortunately, before you can finish the job, a shadowy being appears and snatches the demon's body away.  " Don't take it personally."In it's place, a door appears.  |
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May 31, 2016 22:49:26 GMT
Post by Deleted on May 31, 2016 22:49:26 GMT
>Slam headfirst into dangerous looking door with reckless abandon
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May 31, 2016 23:58:52 GMT
Post by Neptz on May 31, 2016 23:58:52 GMT
>Slam headfirst into the door with reckless abbadon. It was more like a entrance. You dash in and almost bump into a demon torturing bad humans before managing to stop yourself.  |
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Jun 1, 2016 0:01:00 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2016 0:01:00 GMT
>Examine black thing in the upper right corner
>Also, try to possess demon and set the humans free
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Jun 1, 2016 0:27:31 GMT
Post by Neptz on Jun 1, 2016 0:27:31 GMT
>Examine black thing  You don't see anything. "what are you trying to do?">Try to possess green demon to free the souls. You can't possess him, but you sure can throw him into the fire pit!  The hellfire can't damage him, but he's stuck in there for a while. His trashing allows the souls to escape. They thank you and soon run off.  Green demon jumps out of the fire pit. He doesn't look very pleased. |
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Jun 1, 2016 18:45:29 GMT
Post by Neptz on Jun 1, 2016 18:45:29 GMT
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Jun 1, 2016 20:24:52 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2016 20:24:52 GMT
>view mysterious savior
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Jun 1, 2016 23:59:15 GMT
Post by hargleblargleboo on Jun 1, 2016 23:59:15 GMT
>Who is responsible for the protection!? Inspect it immediately!
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Jun 2, 2016 0:08:08 GMT
Post by Neptz on Jun 2, 2016 0:08:08 GMT
>view mysterious savior
" Oh! Hey, um, I'm Vergil. But let's save the... uhm, introductions, for later, yeah? Follow me, I'll show you a way out of this place."
"Where was I... Okay, um, welcome to the... main room! Those... um, triangles in the walls (err, illuminati references aside...) allow you teleport anywhere within the... um... Seven Circles, yeah, that. Err, funny thing is, if you hadn't saved that souls, that spell wouldn't have done much... something to do with karma.
Anyways, you wanna get out of this place, right? You're gonna have to go to the BIG GUY's chamber, first. Um... then you gotta go to Mount Purgatory, climb the... nine... seven terraces so you can get to heaven. Or you can just fly off, or whatever.
Those demons you defeated? They're not just gone for good. Err, Nyar, the yellow one, he's relatively harmless, but he can revive everytime he dies, so he like, dies every day or so, because of the wrath ghosts and slash or a dumb demon doing something wrong.
The fat guy? Uh, he's so fat, it's actually built some pretty strong armor for him. Umm, if you wanna get rid of him for good, you gotta like, push that fat outta the way.
And there's like, 7 other guys... the BIG GUY, and Beatrice, but... we don't talk about her.
There's also this guy who you think is my head. His name is Dante... umm, he doesn't do a lot.
A-anyway... I'd recommend you go to the Lust layer first... you're gonna find the first gal there, she's... uh... weird.
I can accompany you if you want, but my memory has been... shaky, lately."
Elsewhere.
(PS: Click this panel. ^ )
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Jun 2, 2016 2:21:41 GMT
Post by eerr on Jun 2, 2016 2:21:41 GMT
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Jun 2, 2016 15:50:10 GMT
Post by Neptz on Jun 2, 2016 15:50:10 GMT
 You look into the WRATH portal and notice a uncool demon carrying a uncool creepy doll. Uncool. |
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Jun 3, 2016 9:21:50 GMT
Post by eerr on Jun 3, 2016 9:21:50 GMT
>Is there a triangle for old memories?
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Jun 4, 2016 0:07:40 GMT
Post by Neptz on Jun 4, 2016 0:07:40 GMT
>Is there a triangle for past memories?  The minor circle of Past, resting on the major circle of Sloth, ruled over by the minor demon king Suture, is for all sinners who have been so focused on their past actions that they forgot about His holy light, Vergil states.  " So Suture is like this... fusion of a bull and a cow. He's a minor demon king, which means he isn't much of a threat. He can store all of people's memories in a little box, or make people relive through their worst memories for eternities. He doesn't attack anyone who isn't from his minor circle, but if you want to get rid of him anyways then you'd have to pass through this nice big and large sea of people who are currently suffering by reliving all their bad memories at once." |
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Jun 4, 2016 1:44:04 GMT
Post by hargleblargleboo on Jun 4, 2016 1:44:04 GMT
>Suture: Recall your plans for the day and sew a menacing cape to assert your dominance.
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