commandercello
Plucky Tot
What's the deal with MSPFAs?
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Post by commandercello on Feb 25, 2017 6:32:49 GMT
> Dolci: realize that it's way past your bedtime!
(Also, is there a Discord server for CONDEMNED? I'd love to join, if there is one/plans to have one!)
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Post by Kaoxitium on Feb 25, 2017 7:13:10 GMT
Well, I'd never really planned on having one since I didn't think there'd be any interest whatsoever, but since there's at least one (1) person who wants it then here y'go.
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Post by raisingchaos on Feb 25, 2017 8:13:55 GMT
> Dolci, captchalogue your most prized possession - living, non-living or dead
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Post by Kaoxitium on Feb 27, 2017 1:46:05 GMT
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Post by nighttime_madness on Feb 27, 2017 2:08:26 GMT
> OH SHIT THROW PAINTINGS IN DON'T LET THE GODBIRD PROTOYPE
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Post by ten11 on Feb 27, 2017 5:07:58 GMT
> Shoo the bird.
I think this 'venture is better than mediocre. Page 19 was great.
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Post by raisingchaos on Feb 27, 2017 6:36:21 GMT
> Whistle at bird
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Post by Kaoxitium on Feb 27, 2017 14:27:39 GMT
Dolci: Quick, throw that painting in before the bird gets prototyped!
As you go to do that, the TANK PAINTING is whisked away to the far depths of space. Looks like that plan won't work.
Dolci: Shoo the bird away.
You equip your TRUSTY SHIELD and attempt to shoo the bird away. It seems thoroughly unperturbed.
Dolci: Throw CRUXITE DOWEL into kernelsprite.
You would, but the DOWEL appears to be missing! You have no clue where it could've gone.
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Dolci: Whistle at the bird.
Having run out of alternatives, you resort to the age-old tradition of WHISTLING. Surely this will seduce the godbird into not fucking everything up horribly, right?
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PANTS arrives, ready for the imminent BOSS BATTLE. You guess it's time you got serious.
[S??] STRIFE!!!!!
Your hopes are raised for but the briefest of moments, dreaming that you could catch a glimpse of an actual FLASH PAGE in this comic. Perhaps some form of INTERACTIVE BATTLE, or even an ENTRY MOVIE, but instead you're just treated to yet another SHODDY .GIF, as it seems that FLASH is way beyond the capabilities of the author.
You take a minute to close your eyes and imagine what could have been. An epic showdown between bird and cat, between god and mammal, between devil and angel, presumably set to some amazing MUSIC. You find yourself navigating to the Homestuck bandcamp, searching for that perfect song... Ah! There it is. You have no doubts in your mind that if this was a flash page, this song would be playing. Alas, this remains but a dream.
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Post by raisingchaos on Feb 27, 2017 21:12:04 GMT
> Pantsbirb Sprite
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Post by Sharkalien on Feb 27, 2017 21:12:26 GMT
>Throw your shield like Captain America
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Post by ten11 on Feb 28, 2017 0:52:35 GMT
>Enemypounce the bird.
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Post by nighttime_madness on Feb 28, 2017 2:10:06 GMT
> Horrible mishap: mis-happen
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Post by Kaoxitium on Mar 1, 2017 14:03:25 GMT
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Post by Sharkalien on Mar 1, 2017 18:52:55 GMT
>Alita: Move the carved cruxite dowel onto the alchemiter.
>Pants: Jump into the bright flashy thing.
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Post by raisingchaos on Mar 1, 2017 21:13:24 GMT
> Pants: Defend your territory from this bird!
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Post by ten11 on Mar 2, 2017 2:01:32 GMT
>Omnicrow: Do something other than be a prick.
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Post by Kaoxitium on Mar 22, 2017 22:19:17 GMT
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Post by Kaoxitium on Mar 26, 2017 6:35:31 GMT
INTERMISSION 1
ACT 2
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Once again, you find yourself abruptly approached by a CHARACTER SELECTION SCREEN. But you're not going to fall for its games this time. You're well aware that this is not a flash page. It cannot hope to fool you again.
But as you go to hit the RANDOMIZE button, you see it is no longer there! It seems a NEW button has replaced it. You have no idea what this one does, but you press it regardless.
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Post by Kaoxitium on Mar 26, 2017 21:21:33 GMT
==>
The character selection screen reaches out with its OTHERWORLDLY POWERS, calculating that the right character to pick is, clearly, the FOURTH one.
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A young lady stands on her bed. It suddenly occurs to you that this is NOT the next character you would've normally been chronologically. Have your desires actually had an impact on the direction of the story? You do not know yet. But one day you might. Though she has only gotten around an hour of sleep, she is still prepared to face the day ahead. As one can already imagine, this is yet another character who has yet to receive the gift of a name. Despite this being a day of no consequence to most, she and possibly she alone fully understands its importance, and is willing to accept a name at this time. So what are you waiting for?
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Post by ten 11 on Mar 26, 2017 22:36:50 GMT
>Name: Minna Leselt >Find a box to put that bunny in.
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Post by Sharkalien on Mar 27, 2017 1:45:47 GMT
>Give Sailor Moon poster a smooch.
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Post by raisingchaos on Mar 27, 2017 6:58:16 GMT
> Remember 'The Rebellion', weep for Homura.
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Post by Kaoxitium on Mar 29, 2017 3:30:38 GMT
Enter name.
This young lady has quite the large day ahead of her, and would greatly appreciate it if you would kindly not do that.
Try again.
That's more like it.
Examine room.
Your name is MINNA ASTERI. You have just woken up from one of your jaunts to the land of PROSPIT, a golden city that exists outside of the known world. It is there that you often find yourself gazing into the PROPHETIC CLOUDS of SKAIA, which grant you temporary visions of events both future and past. Unfortunately for you, many of these visions contain the UNTIMELY DEMISE of both you and all your friends.
You are a rather adept HACKER, and while your primary focus is VIDEO GAMES, you also have a tendency to hack into the servers of SKAIACORP, a company that happens to be founded by your MOTHER. She has yet to find out that you're the one behind all her troubles. It's doubtful she ever will.
You have quite an interest in the concept of MAGICAL GIRLS, and also MAGIC in general. Before your DREAMSELF awoke you spent many nights dreaming of wielding AWESOME POWER, FIGHTING EVIL, and SAVING THE WORLD, all while looking INCREDIBLY CUTE. You also know that none of this will ever actually happen to you.
You're also fairly intrigued by ANTHROPOMORPHIC CHARACTERS, particularly those of the LEPORIDAE PERSUASION. But while these characters do interest you, you are quite sure that you are absolutely NOT A FURRY.
It is currently ONE AM. What will you do?
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Post by raisingchaos on Mar 29, 2017 5:13:38 GMT
> pet your bunny
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ten11
Gadabout Pipsqueak
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Post by ten11 on Mar 29, 2017 10:15:36 GMT
>Bunny. Box. Make it happen.
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