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Post by turtleoracle on Jun 4, 2016 18:18:26 GMT
What is this cool dude's name ?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2016 18:20:33 GMT
>mystical bearded anime prince
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Post by Neptz on Jun 4, 2016 18:59:16 GMT
>Santa's Brother
Which is cooler than Santa.
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 4, 2016 19:24:40 GMT
>Bro Santa
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Post by turtleoracle on Jun 4, 2016 19:51:20 GMT
>mystical bearded anime prince  The dude sorta likes it, but it's kinda longish. Guess we'll have to settle for something else.> Santa's Brother Which is cooler than Santa.  There we go.
You are RAD SANTA, president of CHRISTMAS CORP. You're currently standing at your desk, because rad people never sit down. Always gotta be ready in case something happens. Your hobbies and occupations include but are not limited to : delivering WICKED PRESENTS to kiddos all over the world, RAP-BATTLIN' against your elves (they aren't very good), betting on REINDEER FIGHTS, and once in a while, BEATING UP BADDIES.
Suddenly, the EMERGENCY PHONE starts ringing. Will you pick it up ?
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Post by Neptz on Jun 4, 2016 19:59:29 GMT
>Pick it up.
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Post by DS Piron on Jun 4, 2016 20:00:56 GMT
> Nah, just grab the cane-gun behind you and start awesomely saving the day.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2016 20:02:13 GMT
>EAT THE BIG CANE FIRST!! Then answer the phone.
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 4, 2016 20:25:21 GMT
> answer the phone, RADICALLY
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Post by turtleoracle on Jun 4, 2016 22:15:39 GMT
> answer the phone, RADICALLY  You answer the phone in the most RADICAL way possible, using your MAJYYK POWERS.
Rad Santa : Yo homie, what's up ?
Panicked Elf : Mr. Claus, this is terrib-
Rad Santa : Hey dude, I already told you not to call me that. Not cool, man.
Panicked Elf : ...sorry, Rad Santa. Anyways, the ElfBots are attacking Sector B5 ! We need immediate help !
Rad Santa : Roger that. I'll be here soon. Over.
You hang up the phone. This is the third ELFBOT attack this week. This can only mean one thing : Your archnemesis, MECHA SANTA, is up to no good again. Time to go kick some robot rumps.
This isn't a cane-gun, it's much better. It's the MEGATON CANE, a legendary weapon of which the origin is lost in the mist of ANCIENT TIMES. It also happens to be your weapon of choice. It's made out of pure CHRISTMAS SPIRIT and it weighs so much that you're pretty much the only person on the planet who can wield it, and you wonder how you manage to hang it up the wall without destroying the whole building. Needless to say, it's an extremely potent (and rad) weapon.
You assign the MEGATON CANE to your ARMAMENT APERTURE. Do you want to go now, or do you want to try and find some other stuff to help rescuing the elves, or do something else entirely ?
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 4, 2016 22:55:18 GMT
> look around for more amazing items
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2016 22:59:57 GMT
>Look under table for secret loot to take
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Post by DS Piron on Jun 5, 2016 0:13:18 GMT
> Nah. But don't forget to pray to the Goddess of Explosions; Goddess of Explosions.
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Post by turtleoracle on Jun 5, 2016 16:35:04 GMT
> look around for more amazing items |
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 5, 2016 17:29:38 GMT
>Have RADOLPH burst through a wall, then walk in the front door.
(distaction)
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Post by turtleoracle on Jun 6, 2016 22:37:40 GMT
Sorry guys, I didn't have the time to whip up an update today because I've been busy studying for my final exams. To redeem myself, I doodled this up (rather hastily :x) just for you :  Anyways, it'd be nice if you guys could post more suggestions or something, because making 2 panels updates is hardly any fun at all :v |
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 6, 2016 23:02:44 GMT
> be mecha santa
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 6, 2016 23:38:20 GMT
>Be Tim Allen
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2016 23:52:51 GMT
>Crash the the elfbots' party which they are no doubt having inside the factory
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Post by turtleoracle on Jun 7, 2016 22:46:57 GMT
>Have RADOLPH burst through a wall, then walk in the front door. (distaction)>Crash the the elfbots' party which they are no doubt having inside the factory   You bust through the wall KOOL-AID MAN STYLE.aww yee bimches
You seem to have drawn the attention of the nearby ELFBOTS. What will you do now ?
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 7, 2016 22:53:14 GMT
> bust a move
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Post by DS Piron on Jun 8, 2016 1:47:55 GMT
> Exit building. Pwn through the actual entrance, ironically.
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 8, 2016 11:31:02 GMT
>Rip
>Tear
>Festivity
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Post by eerr on Jun 8, 2016 14:20:12 GMT
>Make the elves uncomfortable with your tender wrestling moves.
>Rudolph does that too.
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Post by turtleoracle on Jun 9, 2016 13:48:45 GMT
 The ELFBOTS assault you with their DEUDLY FIREARMS.....
Wasting no time, you bust out the MEGATON CANE and effortlessly deflect all these bullets. As you ponder whether or not the aforementioned FIREARMS are actually DEUDLY at all, you decide it's time for you to BUST A MOVE on these ELBOTS' sorry asses.
>Make the elves uncomfortable with your tender wrestling moves. >Rudolph does that too.  Unfortunately, you can't do either of these things because you suddenly become THIS GUY. Who's this douchebag ? |
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Jun 4, 2016 22:00:56 GMT 2 DS Piron said:
