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Post by charcoalTorture on Jun 9, 2016 15:18:42 GMT
> Rad Satan, Rad Santa's evil brother
> Mecha Santa
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Post by DS Piron on Jun 9, 2016 16:43:47 GMT
> Mechanical Santa > Hyper Princess Pitch > Andrew Hussie > Cobalt Ootkins > Your FanTroll
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Post by eerr on Jun 9, 2016 16:44:06 GMT
>Ivan Wreck
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quixoticTokki
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 9, 2016 17:09:02 GMT
> Satan Nick
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2016 17:11:20 GMT
>Darko Afraido
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turtleoracle
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BEEP BOOP.
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Post by turtleoracle on Jun 9, 2016 20:52:39 GMT
> Rad Satan, Rad Santa's evil brother Hey ! Just because you look like a DEMON doesn't mean you're evil, let alone SATAN HIMSELF ! Do I look like a TIN CAN to you, numbnuts ?
Much better.
Your name is KRAMPUS. While SANTA delivers present to nice children on CHRISTMAS' EVE, you distribute COAL and SCARES to those of the naughty kind. In the past, your PUNISHMENTS were much more severe, but apparently barging into people's houses to slap their kids with BIRCH BRANCHES is NOT OKAY. You also used to go about NAKED, but it seems that's also inappropriate so you went for the next best thing : a WIFEBEATER and some comfy SHORTS. You have a passion for JUSTICE, as shown by your HAMMER and your SCALE, and you hope to one day be able to JUDGE more than just LITTLE BRATS. You hate it when people think you're EVIL just because of your appearance and job; you're a NICE GUY and you love KIDS, thus you wish nothing more than to set them BACK ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW. By spooking them. What will you do now ?
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 9, 2016 21:09:38 GMT
>Inspect crack that's clearly leaking an orange substance
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Post by eerr on Jun 10, 2016 9:27:19 GMT
>Go to law school?
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 10, 2016 9:41:38 GMT
>Weigh hammer on scales
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quixoticTokki
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 10, 2016 17:25:35 GMT
> call belsnickel
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Huh, so this is the new forums~
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 10, 2016 17:27:21 GMT
> Summon your zombie elves servants!
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 18, 2016 20:45:51 GMT
> Make yourself a coal sandwich
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