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Post by becomeweaker on Jun 14, 2016 0:17:08 GMT
 You're an unnamed character. You are mad because everything looks like shit. You decide to ask for a higher budget.
Unnamed: Can we get some detail up in this shit? The white hurts my eyes. |
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quixoticTokki
Void
baby gangsta
Posts: 702
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 14, 2016 1:14:39 GMT
> sorry kid, them's the breaks.
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Post by Zerio on Jun 14, 2016 1:16:25 GMT
>call him the name of, "The Dude,"
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 14, 2016 5:30:50 GMT
>Dude, our budget is so tight, a name would drive us bankrupt. We'll just refer to you by various male pronouns.
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Dex
Plucky Tot
Posts: 25
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by Dex on Jun 14, 2016 6:38:24 GMT
What are you thinking?
You will not get a budget with these arguments.
We need good reasons to invest in you.
What do you promise to us in return?
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Post by becomeweaker on Jun 14, 2016 15:23:45 GMT
 >call him the name of, "The Dude," >Dude, our budget is so tight, a name would drive us bankrupt. We'll just refer to you by various male pronouns. Okay! Dude sounds just fine! > sorry kid, them's the breaks. B-but... What are you thinking? You will not get a budget with these arguments. We need good reasons to invest in you. What do you promise to us in return? I promise to... uh... I don't know, virtual hats? Actually have an adventure? |
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quixoticTokki
Void
baby gangsta
Posts: 702
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 14, 2016 15:51:45 GMT
> don't just stand there dude, get a move on!
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Post by becomeweaker on Jun 14, 2016 16:00:08 GMT
 > don't just stand there dude, get a move on! You walk around. You feel tired after a while. The Dude: Just white void. I wish whoever made this made a background too! BUT THE BUDGET IS TOO LOW! |
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 14, 2016 16:06:34 GMT
> Use watermarked stock photos of various decors as background.
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Post by becomeweaker on Jun 14, 2016 16:19:31 GMT
> Use watermarked stock photos of various decors roblox's terrain generator as background.  Agrassy field suddenly appears. You see a man on the field. The Dude: Okay, this is better. |
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quixoticTokki
Void
baby gangsta
Posts: 702
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 14, 2016 16:44:31 GMT
> zoom in on the man. perhaps he has something to sell
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Post by becomeweaker on Jun 14, 2016 17:05:33 GMT
> zoom in on the man. perhaps he has something to sell  You walk closer to the man... Suddenly you enter talk mode! Man: Howdy there partner! How can I help you?The Dude: Do you have something to sell? You talk a bit to the man. He tells you he will sell you these things: -A backpack for 10 silver coins. -A wheelbarrow for 40 silver coins -His hat for 5 platinum coins -Bread for 5 copper coins -A farming kit for 5 gold coins. -A sheep, cow, pig or chicken for 1 platinum. Why you need some of those is still unknown. |
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 14, 2016 17:36:33 GMT
Dude: Check your wallet, if you even have one.
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Post by becomeweaker on Jun 14, 2016 17:52:46 GMT
Dude: Check your wallet, if you even have one.  You open your inventory, it looks a bit familiar... You have five copper coins. Also, your tank top looks like a plastic bag. |
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Post by eerr on Jun 14, 2016 19:27:09 GMT
>Practice your pickpocket skills.
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Post by becomeweaker on Jun 14, 2016 21:04:14 GMT
>Practice your pickpocket skills.  The Dude: Woah, look there, a tiger! The man turns around to look behind him. You reach for the first thing you see which happens to be a chicken. You then run away. What will you and you newly-acquired friend do? |
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Post by eerr on Jun 14, 2016 21:13:36 GMT
>Massage the chicken.
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Post by becomeweaker on Jun 14, 2016 21:30:34 GMT
 As you go to massage the chicken, you accidentally use your secret massage powers. The Dude: I had no idea I could do that! |
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 14, 2016 21:32:41 GMT
>Massage self
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Post by becomeweaker on Jun 14, 2016 21:40:36 GMT
 Feels good, man. Chicken: *chicken noises*What shall the chicken be named? |
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Post by dariusblake on Jun 14, 2016 22:13:17 GMT
Agatha McNuggets
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Post by becomeweaker on Jun 14, 2016 22:23:42 GMT
 You are Agatha McNuggets. You decide to have a little adventure while your owner is massaging himself. You find a device on the grass. |
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Post by dariusblake on Jun 14, 2016 22:27:30 GMT
Detonate the Device. This world shall burn and then there will be cake.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 14, 2016 22:28:37 GMT
>Activate device
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Post by becomeweaker on Jun 14, 2016 22:35:38 GMT
Detonate the Device. This world shall burn and then there will be cake.  You attempt to detonate the device. You press a button under it, and you get teleported. |
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