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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 23, 2016 4:23:05 GMT
>Intermission
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thedude3445
Scampermaster
Homestuck? More like, Homo suck... oh wait...
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Post by thedude3445 on Jun 23, 2016 5:39:05 GMT
HEY MAN YOU ARE INFRINGING ON MY COPYRIGHTS I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS VERY SOON
>Act 2
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Post by becomeweaker on Jun 23, 2016 16:24:41 GMT
Skip to act 5 for the trolls Two votes for intermission, one for act 2 and one for act 5. INTERMISSION BEGIN (Intermission will be in spoilers to keep the thread cleaner since they are 1280x780 images) 
You are now the Postal Dude. You have the following chores list: Get milk, get paycheck, cash in paycheck. You have some stuff because you stole some stuff from Adam's Cafeteria. |
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 23, 2016 23:23:32 GMT
>Get Milk
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Post by becomeweaker on Jun 24, 2016 15:29:29 GMT
 You walk to the grocery store. You see a ATM next to it that you could rob. Or just be a normal citizen and go in the store. |
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soupp
Greentike
holy crap i havent been here in ages
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Post by soupp on Jun 24, 2016 16:08:14 GMT
>ride the ATM like a mechanical bull
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Post by becomeweaker on Jun 24, 2016 16:45:38 GMT
>ride the ATM like a mechanical bull  In your attempts to ride the ATM, you accidentally kick it. It releases money, you pick it up quickly. You now have 140 dollars. |
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 24, 2016 18:00:02 GMT
>Buy the shit outta that milk yo
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Post by becomeweaker on Jun 25, 2016 10:08:26 GMT
>Buy the shit outta that milk yo  You buy the milk, since there was no line you decide to pay. It cost 5 dollars. Buy milk- Get paycheck
- Withdraw paycheck
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 25, 2016 17:44:25 GMT
>Go get paycheck, but first, muzzle gun with cat
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Post by becomeweaker on Jun 26, 2016 11:51:45 GMT
>Go get paycheck, but first, muzzle gun with cat  You walk towards RWS. You find a cat on your way, and put it on your shotgun that you totally didn't use cheats to get. You see a bunch of protestants. What do you do? |
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 26, 2016 16:04:05 GMT
>Show them no mercy!
(Side note, I tried typing this on my tablet and it autocorreceted to "Show them no Yuri!")
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Post by becomeweaker on Jun 26, 2016 16:45:10 GMT
>Show them no mercy! (Side note, I tried typing this on my tablet and it autocorreceted to "Show them no Yuri!")  You show them no mercy. Nor Yuri. |
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 26, 2016 17:01:56 GMT
>Return to retrieving paycheck
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 26, 2016 17:04:46 GMT
>locate Yuri and show him no mercy, either
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Post by becomeweaker on Jul 3, 2016 11:35:51 GMT
Hey guys! Sorry for not updating in a little while, had some personal problems. >Return to retrieving paycheck >locate Yuri and show him no mercy, either  You are unable to find Yuri. So instead you go into your boss' office and show him no mercy. (Because he fired you! How dare he!) You pick up the paycheck.  You also show your co-workers no mercy;  Nor these protestants;  Nor these.  You then walk out of the RWS building, without anyone hearing the absurdly loud shots from the shotgun. |
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 3, 2016 19:12:38 GMT
>Cash in paycheck, but first, these civilians deserve no Yuri!
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Post by becomeweaker on Jul 4, 2016 16:55:24 GMT
>Cash in paycheck, but first, these civilians deserve no Yuri!  That's right. These civilians don't deserve your hard earned Yuri.  Not a single one of them.  Not a single bit of it.  Not even the cops.  Nor the shady men in the back of someone's house. Nor the owner of the house.  Nor the health pipe dealers.  Scene 7: No Mercy.  You hide your Yuri in a safe spot before raiding the bank.  Scene 22: Blood Money.  Ooooh! (You ready your minigun because you know of the incoming police assault.)  C'mere! (You pick up the bag of money.)  Say hello to my little friend.  /// POLICE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS ///  You escape without further problems. That was great!  You pick up your Yuri from the safe spot.  You then go home. That was a nice day!  But, the intra misnoin ended. |
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 4, 2016 19:53:17 GMT
*Applause*
>Dude: Return to being edgy
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Post by becomeweaker on Jul 10, 2016 11:47:01 GMT
*Applause* >Dude: Return to being edgy  No. You aren't the dude. You are あいつ。Master of edge. You flip off the reader to show how edgy you are. Linkin Park plays in the background. |
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djen
Moppet of Destiny
I'm still a lurker.
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Post by djen on Jul 10, 2016 12:55:58 GMT
>Can I join you?
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 10, 2016 23:42:08 GMT
>But あいつ。, I AM YOU
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Post by becomeweaker on Jul 13, 2016 23:13:37 GMT
 あいつ: I don't care. あいつ: I know you are not m- But what if you are?Sudden identity crisis. |
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 14, 2016 2:11:29 GMT
>Become even Edgier due to your identity crisis!
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Post by dariusblake on Jul 14, 2016 15:14:16 GMT
Become OVERWATCH REAPER: ULTIMATE EDGEDORK
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