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Post by thoran on Jun 19, 2016 0:59:53 GMT
1024stuck is a Fan adventure made by me. This started off with a 2-hour* Debate on general and i decided to start this.) A young man stands in his room. 1024> Name The young man. You cannot! He's already named: JOHN EGBERT. What will you do next??? Okay, Questions. 1Q: WAHHH THIS JUST A REBOOT OF HOMESTUCK. 1A: Not really a question, I'll try to get over with the alpha timeline over asap. 2Q: 1024 characters!?!?! You can't manage that! 2A: Yes i can. Patience, My friend. 3Q: Will this have a ending? 3A: Probably not. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 19, 2016 1:46:11 GMT
>Bite off your leg and eat it
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Post by thoran on Jun 19, 2016 1:51:43 GMT
Absolutely not. The thought is preposterous. INEXCUSABLE FOLLY.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 19, 2016 2:14:11 GMT
>Go downstairs and backhand your dad for not baking enough cakes
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Post by thoran on Jun 19, 2016 2:18:02 GMT
Dad is at work, doofus.
(This isn't a direct attack, just for the sake of funnies)
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 19, 2016 2:32:59 GMT
>Call an Uber driver to bring you to dad so you can backhand him for not being home
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Post by thoran on Jun 19, 2016 2:38:42 GMT
Whats a uber? Well one of your friends is- Oh my god its dave. 1024>Respond 1024>Ignore Dave is not a pleasant man. If you anger him, He would, Metaphorically, Drop All of america's nuclear arsenal on you, Beat your feelings into dust with mortar, And Crush what remains of your feelings into fine powder if you insult him. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 19, 2016 2:48:20 GMT
1420>Ignore
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Post by thoran on Jun 19, 2016 2:55:26 GMT
Its probably for the best of it. -99999999 Happiness with dave  You climbed 10 steps out of 1000 steps of the echladder for making such a bold move! Your level: 100 |
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Post by imglasses on Jun 19, 2016 3:21:34 GMT
>Inform Dave that he has an overweight mother
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Post by thoran on Jun 19, 2016 3:25:31 GMT
Well, Fine. EB: Hey dave
TG: What is it [EXPLUNGED]
EB: Some force is telling me to tell you
EB: You have a overweight mother.
TG: You [EXPLUNGED] what? [EXPLUNGED, EXPLUNGED, SO MUCH EXPLUNGED]
You feel terrible now. |
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 19, 2016 10:03:33 GMT
>explunge TG
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 19, 2016 11:01:34 GMT
> Do a funny dance to feel better
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Post by thoran on Jun 19, 2016 15:27:21 GMT
[[Okay, if i were to un-explunge TG, The contents would be so family-unfriendly i would probally be banned spacedwarfindustries]] [[Yes this is OOC]] >Do a funny dance to feel better. You feel better. But not enough better. |
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Post by thoran on Jun 19, 2016 18:00:30 GMT
[[Well it looks like nobody is going to suggest commands soon, Guess i'll make a update.]] 1024> You go downstairs to eat some vanilla pudding. Vanilla pudding is always good for situations like this. 1024> Open fridge and get pudding. You get vanilla pudding. It makes you feel great. 1024> Then you remember dave's insults. Your sad again. 1024> MAIL TIME. You go outside to check for mail. You slowly open your mailbox. You are filled with happiness. 1024> Hurry up, What is it? "Sburb Deltae Orionis" After the original Sburb wrought the end of the world, Skaianet took a more laxed approach. Instead of sending people to the "Medium" To pretty much fight until they die or win, They send people to a newer "Higherium" Filled with like, what? 23 "Lands"? The "Orionis" Part is... Well you have no fucking idea. Your still happy none-the-less you got the disk. Wonder if one of your friends got it. [[Extremely long-ass OOC! Click the spoiler to learn what's going on!]] Okay, I basically re-wrote sburb. I mean, 512 world-ending apocs? NO THANK YOU. So i re-wrote Sburb's script to be more of a full-fledged RPG instead of... Well whatever genre Sburb is. There's still alchemization and cruxtruders and the she-bang, But there's also skills and A wider variety of enemys. No god-tiers for now because that would just be OP as fuck in this enviroment. It also has other unique properties, Like if you have a larger (12-16) group, You can found a city-state, And dersites/Prospitians will move in, And you don't need to run it, Because it runs itself. Then there's NPC villages, Ect.
The "Orionis" Part is where its interesting. A "Slave" Session (The session where the other host helps the group enter the medium) Has the ability to create the "Link" Super-structure (1M Build grist, 10000 Impure gold, 1000 Pure gold), And merge the "Slave" Session with the "Master" Session, Increasing the total population in the "Master" Session, And one of the requirements is to "Assimilate" 512+ People into the master session, To create a living, Breathing, Environment. |
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 19, 2016 18:04:49 GMT
>Do the sburb
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 19, 2016 18:15:17 GMT
> Log onto your computer and tell all your *real* friends about your happiness. Then eat more pudding.
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Post by thoran on Jun 19, 2016 18:31:02 GMT
Okay then. EB: Heyo Orion.
OT: What do you want? I was busy Fixing my goddamn session from the mess-up.
EB: I have a Sburb Deltae Orionis Disk. You wanna jam?
OT: Thank Fuck finally, I can get out of this session.
EB: Also, I feel happier thanks to vanilla pudding.
OT: Fucking random, But okay.
EB: Unfortuantly i only have the client disk.
OT: Thats fine, I got the server.
EB: So i can assume your my server player?
OT: Yeah, Pretty much.
EB: Okay i got my client disk in, Connect whenever you want.
OT: I gotchu. Gotta alchemize a new PC however, My old one is bust af.
EB: Okay?
OT: The old one was pre-entry, So i can "Build" A better computer.
EB: Okay, tell me when your ready to connect.
OT: Okay fam.
You have never felt so fucking happy before. [[Okay, i should probably explain who OT (OrionThorium) Is. (if you don't recognize that, Read the spoiler dimwit), Its basically rose's replacement. I didn't feel like including rose because, Well i didn't feel like it. So you get OT instead. Its also myself, So SHAMELESS SELF-INSERT! Don't worry he isn't OP at all.]] |
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Post by thoran on Jun 19, 2016 20:59:14 GMT
1024> Another pestering Oh my god who is it. EB: Oh hey OT
OT: Hey fam i have bad news.
EB: It better not be about sburb.
OT: I tried getting jade to come with us.
OT: She actually actively refuses.
EB: Oh my god. Why?
OT: She says she dosn't want to be around dave.
EB: Why don't we just kick dave out? Jade is INFINITELY more useful.
OT: I would, but 3-player sessions don't really work well.
EB: God damnit, Use your "MAGIC PHYSIC POWERS" To convince her or something
OT: It would go against my god's wishes and my powers simply cannot.
EB: Well we have a issue.
OT: Well i do think i can convince a friend of mine to come along.
EB: Friend? I thought you didn't have any.
OT: I mean on wide-scale. I have you, jade, and the other guy.
EB: Who is it?
OT: You will find out in due time.
~~~OrionThorium Has Ceased pestering EB~~~ Just weird. 1024> Be the other guy Your going to have to be specific. >>>OrionThorium. Ok. What is this young mans na|\|/|e OT: Okay, don't think i can't fucking see that browser window. OT: Because i fucking can. 1024>Okay dude chill. OT: I am always chill. 1024> Care to introduce yourself? OT: Kden. [[Big-ass introduction below.]] Your name is literally, Orion Thorium. Its the name you were given at birth, 14 Years ago. You are what most humans would know as, a bipedal tuxedo cat. You have a bounty hunter shirt and cameo pants. Your outside hobby is BOUNTY HUNTING animals for food and trade. Whats trophy hunting? A human thing? No matter. But secretly, Your inside hobby is RELIGION. Unlike weird terranian religions, The religon of the leyletians is "Gaiaism", And unlike terranian religions, Leyletian's have been in contact with there god for quite a time. You also find terrianian religions AMUSING, But you follow ISLAM, Unlike john who follows CATHOLICISM, But not devoutly. You have not seen him pray once. Must be a family thing.
Leyletians live on a strange planet, Where there is no such thing as a MANTLE or OUTER CORE. Your crust is two-sided. There are numerous holes puncturing the outer surface into the INNER SURFACE. You tend to follow islam secretly inside the inner crust, Because barely anybody goes there anymore. Gaia finds it amusing, But lets it pass.
Your RELATIONS with Dave could have been better, But something made him go uber-hostile. The first time he contacted you in that state, You took it all. The second time, You basically used a REFLECT spell at him and destroyed his feelings in a rap battle. I still have the pesterlog in cold-storage. Just incase. Your RELATIONS with John are neutral. But that's about to change because Sburb. Your RELATIONS with jade are... Inexplicable. I'll have to explain in LEYLETIAN ROMANCE, But then thorAn will make a entirely separate page about how leyletian society works. Dave often uses her as a way to vent anger, But using your ELITE HACKING SKILLS you turn the 1v1 into a 1v2's.
God damn this is getting long i'm ending this. |
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Post by thoran on Jun 20, 2016 1:42:51 GMT
OT> Look at OMEGAUPDATE.
You look around omegaupdate, Looking for 1024stuck.
When you find it, You are absolutely appauled that A: Its still in the cradle and B: Nobody has responded to it yet.
Well lets do a "Quick terran's guide to leyletian romance" As a update so we can gtfo out of the cradle asap.
Leyletian romance is different then troll romance. (its not a surprise leyletians and troll's know each other right? RIIIGHT?)
Basically, think of a 3D space. Now apply the ZVC axis's (XYZ to you) to the appropriate axis's. (if your a noob, Its Width, Length, And depth).
Now there are 16 different "Symbols" To Represent the different feelings.
Now to explain them all would require a line(graph), So lets do this.
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The far-left end is "HATE", Middle-left is "PISSED", And middle-right is "Friendly Rival"
The Far-Right end is "MARRIED". Middle-Right is "Relationship", And middle-left is "Acquaintances"
Makes sorta sense, Because Left represents Your version of hell pretty much and Right Represents Your version of haven pretty much.
I'm gonna split the Modifiers into another page and how to execute the relationship ceremony into another page. Because this is getting way to long.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 20, 2016 1:52:55 GMT
Orion: Tell us about your crush(es).
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Post by thoran on Jun 20, 2016 2:02:41 GMT
MISC/Modifiers.
The first five are modifiers, The second set of five are Misc.
{[-]} - Hostile Rival.
Basically, Just in-between "PISSED" and "Friendly Rival"
Modifies "Friendly Rival".
[[--o] - Gang Rivalry.
AKA your have a rival but some of your [o]'s are rivals with them too.
Modifies "Friendly Rival"
Also the source of most flaming on the leyletian interwebs.
(Its suppost to be a sail ship but it also looks like a tank too)
[^] - Divorced.
What it says on the tin.
Modifies 3oE, [o], And ^.
{{65}} - Defensive.
Basically one of the partners is usually extremely defensive of the other.
Modifies [o], 3oE, ^.
[{M}] - Murderous.
One of the people REALLY wants to kill the other for some unknown reason.
Modifies Everything.
Okay time for misc.
opqo - Trans-Gender relationship.
Basically used for male-male, Female-female relations.
(please don't hurt me.)
BR35 - Adopted.
In a father/mother - son relation. What is said on the tin.
{[--o]} - Aggressive.
When one (or both) Partners are agressive to eachother.
(This one is actually a tank not a sail-boat cx)
-o\ - Separated.
Basically when somebody is at work and the other person is at home most of the time.
(Built around Voyager 1/2, Leyletians thought they look cool. And voyager 2 is headed straight at us.)
{[(x)]} - Complex.
When a simple XYZ cannot work. Basically, X is filled in with a symbol, And Numerous cubes have the same symbol.
Lets go on to how this actually WORKS.
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Post by thoran on Jun 20, 2016 2:04:53 GMT
(Completely off topic but whatever.)
Okay Carmine, Jade and i have a 3oE-{{65}}/-o\ Relation
(basically a crush)
Also i have a [o]-{[(5)]}/opqo Goal for dave, But thats proving to be difficult.
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Post by thoran on Jun 20, 2016 2:16:43 GMT
How this works:
Basically, Your main (\| ^) Is calculated By determining how close your partner is on the scale.
Apply that to the Z axis.
Your Modifier Is determined by what you feel suits you best.
Apply that to the Y axis.
Your MISC. Is anything You feel you need to add.
You can apply this to the X axis. You may also apply {[(x)]} to the W (x/y diagonal) axis.
Normally I would end this here but i need to explain how {[(x)]} works.
Basically, on the x/y diagonal, You choose a {[(EX)]} to put on your Relationship.
Now you choose ANOTHER relation ship cube. (EX Dave's bro) And you fill out the relationship.
Then you add a {[(EX)]} on it.
So now you have a relationship with dave AND his bro in a network.
And you can do this ON AND ON AND ON AND ON for the hole family tree.
All of it.
Normally this only is required for houses but sometimes stupid people over here Get way to many family members and need to use it.
They usually go into poverty.
Speaking of which would anybody like a lesson on leyletian politics? i mean ik i basically wasted a bunch of your time with this but in the future.
NOW LETS RETURN TO THE STORY.
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Post by thoran on Jun 20, 2016 3:19:56 GMT
[[Yes fucking story holy shit]]
1024> Explore the Omegaupdate fourms a bit more.
There are 7 people on the "Cradle" Subfourms at the moment. Your not sure how (THE HOLY CREATOR)'s Adventure is being missed.
1024> Contact da \|/
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1024> Convince jade to play with dave?
No. I tried it 1000 times.
1024> Use your physic powers?
I don't even have those.
1024> Just connect with john already.
Okay.
1024> SWITCH TO JOHN EGBERT.
John egbert is currently fixing his computer for whatever reason.
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