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Post by arsquid on Jun 20, 2016 20:56:17 GMT
yeah thats right we know you love this shit A bunch of cool kids stand in a room. What will they do?
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agumanu3000
Plucky Tot
XD XD XD ITS ME
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Post by agumanu3000 on Jun 20, 2016 21:32:52 GMT
EVERYONE: Eat doritos and play call of duty
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 20, 2016 22:56:21 GMT
>Stridercest
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Post by vividObscurity on Jun 20, 2016 23:31:52 GMT
> Merge to create the ultimate Strider.
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Post by arsquid on Jun 23, 2016 2:46:22 GMT
EVERYONE: Eat doritos and play call of duty  DAVE: i can't even see the game
DAVE: jesus christ i can't believe we're actually all crowding around the screen like this
DAVE: and someone got little bowls for the doritos
DIRK: That was me.
DIRK: Gotta have some class in this tight dudebro fest.
DIRK: A bunch of beefcakes can't settle down on the same couch and play a first person shooter without laying some ground rules first.
DIRK: The "no homo" clause has to be put in place, before someone can suggest we're anything more than a gang of guys enjoying each other's company.
DAVE: yeah haha ok Your command is taken, though it should be noted that the Strider mating ritual is as much of a slow, subtle affair as it is sordid and ironic. AnimeShades!Dave sets his sights on Dream!Dirk. Will he take up on the advances? Only time can tell. > Merge to create the ultimate Strider. The Striders all come to together. You create... Oh god, you create...  THE ULTIMATE STRIDER nah just kidding. that sounds kinda dumb |
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 24, 2016 3:30:17 GMT
>Kool Aid Man (that's actually another Dave): Crash through the wall yelling, "oh yeah"
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Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Jun 24, 2016 14:50:04 GMT
>Alpha Dave and Bro, enter.
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agumanu3000
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Post by agumanu3000 on Jun 24, 2016 20:24:36 GMT
STRIDERS: troll the Egberts!!!
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Post by arsquid on Jun 24, 2016 21:06:02 GMT
 OH YEAH!!! wait, I mean, DAVE: oh yeah>Alpha Dave and Bro, enter.  Alpha timeline Dave is already here, did you not see him? STRIDERS: troll the Egberts!!! Unfortunately, John Egbert (or any variation thereof) is not legally allowed to be in this story. The rights to that character belong to EGBERTQUEST, sorry. |
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Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Jun 25, 2016 12:27:41 GMT
>Daves, realize you're letting babies watch you play call of duty.
>Look for a suitable daycare or babysitter.
>clearly the answer is to hire the midnight crew to babysit
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EthicalAndroid
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If humans are mostly water, is the earth mostly human?
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Post by EthicalAndroid on Jun 25, 2016 18:14:13 GMT
>Make the sickest beats
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 25, 2016 18:47:25 GMT
Arquius and bro: enter. You're technically variations of dirk.
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Post by arsquid on Jun 25, 2016 21:03:31 GMT
>Daves, realize you're letting babies watch you play call of duty.  Oh gog, that's right, look at all the violence they're absorbing! It's pretty much par for the course for Strider babies, actually. >Look for a suitable daycare or babysitter. >clearly the answer is to hire the midnight crew to babysit  The Midnight Crew can't appear in this Strider-centric story, but Midnight Crew!Dave is cool with taking over for them. Arquius and bro: enter. You're technically variations of dirk. Don't you see Arquiusprite? He's right there. He's flashing red. And this room is already full of bro's, dirk-variations and otherwise. Squarewave!Dirk decides to drop the sickest beat of all time, right in front of the TV for everyone to see. He drops...  THE BLACK PLAGUE BEAT eugh. that's probably a health hazard |
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 25, 2016 22:01:42 GMT
>Striders: Get sick of this Grade A 100% organic free-range Strider-sausagefest
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Post by Marimarine on Jun 29, 2016 1:59:56 GMT
Arquius: Hog all the doritos for yourself.
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Post by arsquid on Jan 7, 2019 5:46:01 GMT
>Striders: Get sick of this Grade A 100% organic free-range Strider-sausagefest  Yeah, it's getting a little bit cramped in here, not to mention it smells like death on account of the BLACK PLAGUE BEAT. Some of the Striders start making their way out of the hole KoolAid!Dave bust in the wall. Arquius: Hog all the doritos for yourself.  Arquiusprite already left a couple of panels ago, and it looks like he ducked back in and stole all of the doritos while Squarewave!Dirk was trying to go viral.  DIRK: Dude, are these all the Doritos?
ARQUIUSPRITE:  All of them? Well I can see about 20 bags. Please excuse my f****** top notch, super advanced robo-brain as it crunches some numbers for you.
ARQUIUSPRITE: Speaking of crunches, you still haven't touched my 100dicrously gosh **** RIPPED abdominal muscles.
ARQUIUSPRITE: Hmm, did you know that trolls don't have their own terminology for abs? Or humans stole our word, more like.
ARQUIUSPRITE: Even a practically f****** omnipotent ghostly amalgamation of a super-powered computer program housing 100% of Earth's knowledge and one e%tremely buff, b100blooded HUNK of culture got surprised by that linguistic peculiarity.
ARQUIUSPRITE: Pretty fricking bugwinged incredible, don't you think mister Dirk?
ARQUIUSPRITE: Oh gosh, please e%cuse my language.
ARQUIUSPRITE: Mister Dirk, as your more intelligent superior I order you to e%cuse my language. DIRK: After that he started sweating profusely, more than normal.
DIRK: And the only thing he could find to wipe himself down with were bags of Doritos.
DIRK: In the future I think I'll let Dave deal with Arquiusprite.
DAVE: it doesnt go well Meanwhile, what's this? It looks like AnimeShades!Dave has "accidentally" fallen asleep on Dream!Dirk. |
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Post by arsquid on Jan 7, 2019 6:02:38 GMT
You might be wondering, why return after so long? Also is it even allowed to bring an adventure back to life after being dead so long? If not, that's kind of ironic given the source material.
The truth is that Striderquest was never dead. While the bravest among you have made yourselves known by posting, the fandom numbers in the tens, possibly trillions. I will not out those fans not ready to reveal themselves, but you would be shocked if you were privy to the kinds of individuals who haven taken to influencing the adventure more subtly.
But recently I have heard them in my dreams. My fans- crying out. Not unlike Santa Claus, Jegus or BrainGhost!Dirk, Striderquest fans are powered by belief. Even their exceptional strength is beginning to wane, they have begged me to restore clarity to their lives. Now their prophet has returned, so they can shut the fuck up.
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Post by C-Star on Jan 9, 2019 0:52:18 GMT
Let's get back into shit with a bang
> ARquius: Flex STRONGly and send doritos flying everywhere.
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Post by arsquid on Jan 11, 2019 4:45:34 GMT
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cherrypetrichor
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this website fills my body with cold water
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Post by cherrypetrichor on Jan 13, 2019 17:48:01 GMT
>striders:mourn loss
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Post by venchi on Jan 20, 2019 20:15:39 GMT
Rooftop Strider Swordfight
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Post by C-Star on Jan 21, 2019 4:24:31 GMT
> Oh
> Fuck(?)
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Post by arsquid on Jan 23, 2019 3:10:15 GMT
 A funeral is arranged. A choice bro, mourned. Rooftop Strider Swordfight  GodTier!Dirk looks around for a rooftop to engage in a classic Strider Rooftop Beatdown, deciding not to think about the sort of abusive undertones of the Strider pastime. He's not sure where a rooftop would be in the weird sort of liminal space he inhabits. Actually, he's not exactly sure where he is.  DIRK: Sawtooth? Oh no, it looks like the author left GodTier!Dirk on the Striderquest resources page! I guess that's where he's been. Haha holy shit, is that LEsprite from the original Striderquest down there?  Come on bro, we're having a funeral here! |
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Post by time strider on Sept 13, 2022 21:05:26 GMT
Dirk: go godtier through shenanigans!
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