foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
Posts: 123
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by foodman on Feb 17, 2017 14:37:51 GMT
"It results in one spell induced explosion which triggered a fart explosion which triggered a crap fire."
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Post by Piono on Feb 17, 2017 17:03:37 GMT
"The most terrifying BAA you've ever heard."
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Post by SpottedBlades on Feb 18, 2017 14:32:43 GMT
I'm back from Discord, and here are some pearls:
"All anime tiddies descend from a literal furry’s admiration of a Charles Dickens duck-AU fanfiction character."
"Who needs nipples when you can have extra hands"
"I also knew it was a bit suspicious to feature a character who's a spanish engineer named Bastiano, who's got a brother addicted to ice skating and a pet lizard mutant"
"We need to fight the sionists of Crunchyroll." -Nelson Mandela, 2017
"And then the Joker kills Alfred while Barbara Gordon takes a pregnancy test to know she's carrying Robin's child, who's in fact the son of Two-Face, who in fact has never been Harvey Dent, but Bruce Wayne in disguise!"
"The immolation of these two cats caused a chain reaction that ended in the only known battle where trumpet-playing clowns and coke addict bodybuilders faced Nazis fighting with burning kittens."
"he node"
"Wesley: He dabs a dash of cinnamon in his cup. Wesley: He dabs. Wesley: Then resumes as if nothing happened."
"But then, he needs to say 'more than human', so his latent racism can't be taken for zoophilia."
"Because NOBODY would ever wish to become a CHAIR!"
*on the theme of Yellow Submarine* "We are all homosexuals, homosexuals..."
"I shouldn't have gotten Adam Sandler pregnant."
"Oh so you wanna talk about cannibalism, Jeanne? That dude has put his penis in a pizza!"
"As for me, if Clovis was my mother and if pineapples were ovaries, I'd be right there."
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by researcherwisemon on Feb 19, 2017 23:22:09 GMT
"You were supposed to wait until December 25th and what do you? You open it February!" -me "The 19th is close enough, isn't it?" -other person
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LunaWillow
Juvesquirt
i live in a constant state of tired
Posts: 16
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by LunaWillow on Feb 20, 2017 14:47:09 GMT
"I was talking to the dildo you egg"
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
Live translating kitty pidgin
Posts: 160
Pronouns: I'd rather not say
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Post by Final Cat on Feb 20, 2017 15:50:09 GMT
"They preserved the bacon in chocolate carbonite."
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Post by professionalMKsman on Feb 20, 2017 17:33:40 GMT
"does anyone know how to be a proper sadist"
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axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
Pronouns: they/them/theirs
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Post by axolotlSushi on Feb 22, 2017 18:28:43 GMT
"Excuse me and my GPA of 4.00"
"I'm a genius in a world full of slightly taller geniuses /.\' "
"Tell that to my IQ"
"I'm running on 2 hours of sleep and a handful of corn chips"
"What do you mean, 'too much chocolate'?!?"
"Look, I don't mind you TNT'ing it up on my server, but could you *please* do it somewhere else? Like, in an obscure corner of the nether, and not in my house???"
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by researcherwisemon on Feb 23, 2017 1:40:45 GMT
"I know I put you in there. Why do you keep resetting!?"
EDIT: "Im invoking my right to ogle vacantly because i have no idea how to respond to that"
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axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
Pronouns: they/them/theirs
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Post by axolotlSushi on Feb 26, 2017 6:46:54 GMT
"Cuddle me and I will be your bitch for forever."
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Post by TrickleJest on Feb 26, 2017 14:19:55 GMT
"I'M IN A MEXICAN RESTAURANT AND THESE GUYS SERIOUSLY JUST STARTED SINGING A MEXICAN REMIX OF THE MARIO THEME"
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Post by cobaltergeist on Feb 27, 2017 0:36:56 GMT
Some bits from Discord:
"With my limited context of this conversation, I can only assume that you set his dick on fire."
"Don't let your streams be dreams."
"But I'm glad I got roasted Think of all the shit we posted For the people who are Still Alive"
"She's 8, right? I don't know if she's allowed to know the word "fuck" yet."
"BUCKLE UP KIDDOS. WHO WANTS TO LEARN HOW TO FANTROLL?"
"This cookie is imbued with some of my old Homestuck Enthusiasm."
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Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2017 1:00:56 GMT
"It's not my fault you're a gigantic piece of shit who cant see how wrong he is."
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axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
Pronouns: they/them/theirs
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Post by axolotlSushi on Feb 27, 2017 1:55:32 GMT
"Okay, but have you considered this: "no""
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Post by TrickleJest on Feb 27, 2017 8:56:22 GMT
"VOTE OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT OF FRANCE 2017" Yes, this is actually a thing. Google it.
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Post by Piono on Feb 27, 2017 16:00:22 GMT
"Stop trying to double kill reality guys."
"Oh yeah, and something about that ongoing PETA riot."
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Post by Sharkalien on Feb 27, 2017 21:19:25 GMT
"Owo Wilson"
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by researcherwisemon on Feb 28, 2017 19:54:11 GMT
"what comments they make are melded under three layers of IC,OOC, and GlubShrug before being processed as a book sold in universe and then claimed to be just a badly written adaptation before being retconned by later comments and games and then being shot in the head by an onion shooting gun making everyone cry"
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
Live translating kitty pidgin
Posts: 160
Pronouns: I'd rather not say
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Post by Final Cat on Feb 28, 2017 20:01:26 GMT
"Falafel falafel, beans and cheese"
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Post by sillyConformist on Mar 1, 2017 21:32:21 GMT
"Having more than one waifu will ruin your laifu!"
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Post by Piono on Mar 2, 2017 3:52:50 GMT
"Uh... you pinked the sheep I guess."
"You are the unfortunate recipient of a meteor. Congratulations and our condolences."
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axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
Pronouns: they/them/theirs
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Post by axolotlSushi on Mar 6, 2017 3:35:58 GMT
"Remember kids: don't fall in love, it's dumb and will not end well."
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Post by mewslashninty on Mar 10, 2017 5:38:41 GMT
"I like heinies more than bodies."
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Mar 10, 2017 6:58:07 GMT
"That's colder than Cinderella's stepmother." Behold my capacity for lame jokes.
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Post by Piono on Mar 10, 2017 15:23:23 GMT
"Hey, this the episode where we blow up your ship, are you okay with this?"
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