researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by researcherwisemon on Mar 12, 2017 5:27:43 GMT
"Will you allow me this one freebie?" "FREEBIE GRANTED!" "This cold has been a real bichir!" Behold. My capacity for making puns out of ingame items. [Bichir] is a named Fish that you can loot from fishing in ESO.
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axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
Pronouns: they/them/theirs
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Post by axolotlSushi on Mar 19, 2017 2:11:39 GMT
"im free range!!!!!!" "What, like a chicken?" "like the opposite of your childhood"
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by researcherwisemon on Mar 23, 2017 20:19:48 GMT
"That's like asking how to stop people from stealing."
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Post by Piono on Mar 23, 2017 22:49:53 GMT
"Because frosty's coming for you." "A pack of packed wolves" "And then it begins raining perfectly generic objects"
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Mar 24, 2017 1:08:19 GMT
"I could have gotten a better death but no, I get diarrhea."
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by researcherwisemon on Mar 24, 2017 22:40:33 GMT
"i feel sorry for this lady. i stole her pig three times yesterday, four if you count me helping [friend's name here] steal one too."
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2017 19:50:38 GMT
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 7, 2017 1:31:43 GMT
The skeleton, of course, remained silent.
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
Live translating kitty pidgin
Posts: 160
Pronouns: I'd rather not say
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Post by Final Cat on Apr 7, 2017 1:45:06 GMT
"I will pay you money to pay her money to give me that lamp."
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by telaxius on Apr 7, 2017 4:19:41 GMT
"Yeah, that's that real Macaroni and Cheese, not that fake shit. That real kraft shit"
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Post by Piono on Apr 7, 2017 22:44:36 GMT
"Internal bleeding is bad we'll all need heart transplants and to wash our hands after this."
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
Live translating kitty pidgin
Posts: 160
Pronouns: I'd rather not say
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Post by Final Cat on Apr 7, 2017 23:02:14 GMT
"There are exactly 18 cults in this building."
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axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
Pronouns: they/them/theirs
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Post by axolotlSushi on Apr 9, 2017 3:04:32 GMT
"WHAT IS THE UNIVERSE?!" "The universe is gay" "Are you implying that I am the universe?"
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
Live translating kitty pidgin
Posts: 160
Pronouns: I'd rather not say
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Post by Final Cat on Apr 17, 2017 18:43:39 GMT
"No. You don't just say 'come my metal bro' and it breaks through the FUCKING FOURTH WALL. That doesn't happen."
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 18, 2017 15:46:58 GMT
"Eh? Why can't I get out my front door?"
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
Live translating kitty pidgin
Posts: 160
Pronouns: I'd rather not say
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Post by Final Cat on Apr 18, 2017 23:24:29 GMT
"I can understand Photoshop and I can understand making cool things, but do we really need to be making A YAWNING BABOON HEAD ON A BIRD?!"
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Post by Piono on Apr 19, 2017 21:05:33 GMT
"And now, a public service announcement about Bugs"
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FuzzyWish
Nipper Cadet
mobius trip and hadron kaleido garbage
Posts: 79
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Post by FuzzyWish on Apr 19, 2017 21:31:22 GMT
"My father is a sad little octopus."
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
Live translating kitty pidgin
Posts: 160
Pronouns: I'd rather not say
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Post by Final Cat on Apr 20, 2017 0:37:40 GMT
"Who dumps their piano in the middle of a parking lot?!"
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axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
Pronouns: they/them/theirs
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Post by axolotlSushi on Apr 21, 2017 3:24:58 GMT
"You see, that makes sense, except for the part where it makes *absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever*."
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 24, 2017 1:09:27 GMT
"Cliff Skippers do not die."
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Post by Piono on Apr 29, 2017 3:50:44 GMT
I'm a cardboard box, logic doesn't mean much to me.
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Post by Blizzriel on Apr 30, 2017 19:15:10 GMT
"This floaty mountain man needs more eyes."
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axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
Pronouns: they/them/theirs
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Post by axolotlSushi on Apr 30, 2017 21:32:34 GMT
"I need corn. Do you want some corn?"
"I stressed so hard that there's flour everywhere."
"Legend tells of a list of things that are a good idea. This... is not on that list."
"Get wrecked" "*rekt" "*Rek't"
"Ah, yes. You seem to have noticed that I am not, in fact, naturally covered in flour. How astute of you."
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KittenCollector
Nipper Cadet
Sinful and Loathing It
Posts: 75
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Post by KittenCollector on May 1, 2017 2:24:37 GMT
"Maybe I should try narrating when I draw. The obvious extrapolation is that doing so will make my art tastier."
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