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Post by Archindale on Oct 5, 2016 22:33:27 GMT
"You didn't wash your hands in a garbage bin, so why are you grabbing a lake of hand sanitizer?" What had happened is that my friend was just dumping a lot of hand sanitizer onto his hand.
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Post by Piono on Oct 6, 2016 0:39:59 GMT
"Yes, you can keep down the clown, but only with gratuitous enough amounts of alien invasions and universe destruction."
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Post by Sharkalien on Oct 6, 2016 0:42:20 GMT
"Yes, you can keep down the clown, but only with gratuitous enough amounts of alien invasions and universe destruction." This is surprisingly relevant to my interests |
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Post by SpottedBlades on Oct 6, 2016 6:58:42 GMT
" "Batman, did you eat all the chips again?"
"weird bat noises"
"Wonder why I bother."
wait did i already make this joke "
-take a guess
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
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Post by researcherwisemon on Oct 6, 2016 15:17:57 GMT
"The TV was hopping side to side."
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Post by Piono on Oct 6, 2016 17:08:57 GMT
"If you expect this to work, you obviously didn't notice this guy's arsenal."
"Oh come on, how bad can it be?"
"He has a weapon specifically made to kill Chuck Norris. And it works."
"Oh."
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 6, 2016 18:42:23 GMT
"The yolk cannot piss on the zilly santas, as the santas have already been burnt to mere ashes!"
An actual thing I said while making my frankenstein of an... "adventure"... called EggStuck.
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NothingIsOkay75
Planet Healer
Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
Posts: 324
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 7, 2016 2:31:27 GMT
"It's kinda the same, but more asian."
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Post by SpottedBlades on Oct 7, 2016 13:19:58 GMT
"So, sorry to break it to y'all: but the answer is 'gay'."
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Post by heyitskane on Oct 7, 2016 15:23:35 GMT
I'm going to invent cloning so I can go fuck myself.
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 7, 2016 15:31:27 GMT
"Yes, you can keep down the clown, but only with gratuitous enough amounts of alien invasions and universe destruction." Haven't you learned?
YOU CAN'T KEEP DOWN THE CLOWN |
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Oct 7, 2016 15:49:22 GMT
"I need my own furious bow-tie fixing to use on forums." A TF2 Discord chat, after I discovered the wonders of a certain meme from last year. |
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
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Post by researcherwisemon on Oct 7, 2016 16:15:33 GMT
"Who needs six fruity colored astromechs?"
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Post by Piono on Oct 7, 2016 16:33:05 GMT
"If it wasn't obvious before, the giant evil flower is a HOSTILE, and really doesn't care what any of you have to say.
So, if you don't mind, he's gonna wreck your **** now."
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Post by Sharkalien on Oct 7, 2016 23:08:00 GMT
"Children are pretty much real-life OC's"
"I'm about a minute away from slicing my nipples off from madness"
"The only good still I can find is Will Smith covered in baby alien bukkake"
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Oct 8, 2016 0:51:36 GMT
"The only good still I can find is Will Smith covered in baby alien bukkake" I thought this was an out of context thread not browser history thread |
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Post by Piono on Oct 8, 2016 2:27:04 GMT
"The only thing he finds is some angry silence, which he promptly kills."
I swear this makes sense in context.
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 9, 2016 3:48:10 GMT
"I hate her so much, I want to milk the lemonade out of her and just fucking stab her already"
An actual thing I said ._.
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
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Post by researcherwisemon on Oct 9, 2016 3:52:34 GMT
"I have a set set to set sets of set set sets!"
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Post by Piono on Oct 9, 2016 5:10:36 GMT
"Are you certain that your spaceship is big enough to drop on him?"
"I just got blown up by a cactus."
And this one wasn't mine but is still good,
"And now everyone thinks that we're complacent in temmie cannibalism."
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 9, 2016 6:22:52 GMT
Me: 'Can I burn my money after I die?'
Sis: 'Why would you do that?'
Me: 'Well, I'm not planning to get children, so I won't want YOU to get it!'
Sis: 'Wow.'
Conversation with my sister. Not really out of context, more like really funny.
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on Oct 10, 2016 15:25:30 GMT
"The only good still I can find is Will Smith covered in baby alien bukkake" And you then proceeded to post it in the pictures thread. |
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Post by Piono on Oct 10, 2016 15:42:01 GMT
Okay, wow, I even have minions.
Neat.
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EffinCoy
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Die.
Posts: 122
Pronouns: [any]
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Post by EffinCoy on Oct 11, 2016 3:19:18 GMT
"I'm making a shit to have an A, not to save the world!"
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Post by SpottedBlades on Oct 11, 2016 5:57:15 GMT
"All the smut has been turned into exotic butters."
Those butter memes are going out of hand.
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