This is a reboot of my very first Fan Adventure. Of course, it was lost when the MSPA Forums crashed. Not that it mattered much. It was a bland text adventure, and suffered from a inconsistent update schedule. Expect updates in the weekends.
You locate, and subsequently approach THE HATCH in order to examine it.
Upon closer approach, THE HATCH turns out to be a BOLTABLE PIPE COVER with a CRUDELY DRAWN HANDLE on the top.
You experience a cocktail of DISAPPOINTMENT and FRUSTRATION.
>Look Down The Tower
Leaving behind the FAKE HATCH, you approach the tower's EDGE LEDGE in order to look down the tower.
>Look Directly Down
For the hull of MODERATUS SKYLINUS gradually widens as it approaches the BASE, you only observe its POSH, SEAMLESS SURFACE.
>Look Up Somewhat
Looking up, you find your eyes oglling THE CITYSCAPE OF POSHOPOLIS. At this height, the CITIZENS are nothing but dots, and the VEHICLES only marginally larger, the size of bugs. You are certain that even a PLUSHIE will not make the fall.
You are suddenly introduced to a series of UNCANNY SENSATIONS. Although uncertain of the exact nature of this UNCANNY MEDLEY, you suspect it to be an amalgam of FEAR OF HEIGHTS and EXISTENTIAL CRISIS.
>Avert Eyes From Fear-Inducing View By Looking Up
You look up, averting your eyes from the FEAR-INDUCING VIEW. Immediately, Your eyes rendezvous with the city's SOPHISTICATED SKYLINE.
Such poshness! You feel as if you're in love!
You drown the ILL SENSATIONS with a HEARTLY SWIG of PSEUDOAMORE.
>Look At Your Shirt
You put your gaze upon your CHEAP VINYL SHIRT.
Even though you are uncertain of its origins, you've decided that you like it, especially due to the EXOTIC PHRASE "Oy Vey" written on its front. Other than the EXOTIC PHRASE, however, your feelings toward the shirt are slightly over lukewarm.
It came to you that you have run out of ideas on what to do, resulting in an UNCANNY MOOD.
You try smashing in the PIPE COVER foot-first. Your attempt dents the MALLEABLE METAL HULL of the PIPE COVER, but does not penetrate it. You subsequently trip and bounce on the FOULED CONCRETOID FLOOR.
Due to the SIBLINGESQUE IMPACT PAIRS, your STATUS is affected.
Your INTEGRITY HEART suffers an unnoticeable amount of damage.
Your DANDYNESS GLASSES fog up a noticeable amount.
Your STAMINA SMILE falters slightly.
Your CONCEPT CRYSTAL has been non-existant from the beginning.
Your mood suffers from the pungent mix of PAIN and FRUSTRATION, worsening your UNCANNY MOOD.
>Look Under Hat For Candy
You do not look under your BRAND-NAME HAT, for you are aware of your INVENTORY. You have in possession of THREE(3) KONPEITOS under your BRAND-NAME HAT. However, your awareness of their existance fails to provide any PEP to your now ABJECT MOOD.
Your ABJECT MOOD acts as NUTRITION to this strand of thought. Becoming a LIGHT OF THOUGHT, it shines upon your MENTAL DEN OF MISERY.
It promises freedom, freedom in the form of freefall. It gives you a cup of HOPE and pats you in the back.
>Listen To It More
You listen to it promising you release. It says that you will forget. You ask of its name. After a short giggle, it SCREAMS; JUMP!!!
Your BRIGHTNESS BULB may be only a bit over half power, but it turns out to be bright enough to abort your JET THOUGHTS. Due to its barely realized ROOT SYSTEM, it dissipates behind you as you shake your head.
Your ABJECT MOOD has been replaced by MILD IRRITATION.
Your BRIGHTNESS is too high for you to enact such DIM DECISIONS.
>Rip Up Shirt to Make Rope, Climb Down a Floor, Break a Window, And Get In
You give the thought a glance, but immediately reject it because of its absurdity.
>Exposit Upon Statement
Due to your shirt being a CHEAP VINYL SHIRT, it is not composed of cloth. Instead, it is composed of MOLDED VINYL.
Because of the properties of vinyl, your CHEAP VINYL SHIRT does not rip like cloth, but strech. Making ropemaking nigh impossible.
You are very aware of the weakness of vinyl as well. Even if you were to somehow make a rope out of your shirt, it would certainly snap.
Coupled with the fact that the city's ARCHITECTURAL GUIDELINES do not permit any openings on the SKYLINE SECTION of the buildings, the idea of ripping up your shirt to make a rope, climbing down a floor and breaking a window to get in, comes to you as GREATLY ABSURD.
You end up quaffing a sizable amount of FRUSTRATION, worsening your mood.
>Examine Wall Scribbles
You proceed to identify and investigate the WALL SCRIBBLES. Due to the position of the scribbles, you lie down on your side to observe it with higher comfort.
Because of your actions, your face and CHEAP VINYL SHIRT contact the FOULINGS on the floor.
A lens of your DANDYNESS GLASSES fogs up completely. DANDYNESS: 67/100
Of course, lying face-down would have decreased your dandyness much more.
Due to your position, the WALL SCRIBBLES end up in your view turned anticlockwise.
You most certainly should have expected this, but clearly, you did not.
Your already IRATE MOOD is fed with a familiar liquor mix.
A STRAND OF THOUGHT passes through your mind again, drops of IRRITATION following suit. Fueled by your UNDISTILLED HATE towards BK, It urges you to chuck the INVENTORY SLOT over the EDGE LEDGE.
>"That's The Stupidest Idea You've Ever Had!"
Your thoughts exactly! You have too much BRIGHTNESS for such an impractical, JET THOUGHT to take hold of YOUR MIND. IRRITATION from the MINISCULE REALIZATION is added to the drops of it already present, and makes it a prominent force within your mind.
>Throw Inventory Over Edge
Your BRIGHTNESS BULB aborts the RESURGENT JET THOUGHT even before it is realized. The fact that it had resurged in a ABSURDIFIED FORM assisted in its quick abortion.
>"The Slot Must be Lonely. Why Not Give It The Rest of Your Inventory Space?"
You quickly dismiss the ABSURD THOUGHT.
You decide to lead yourself away from all the ABSURDITY.
>Add Slot To Inventory
You subsequently decide to add the INVENTORY SLOT to your inventory.
You lie down once more to grab the INVENTORY SLOT. Much to your suprise, it comes off the wall quite easily.
>Acquire Inventory Slot
You have acquired ONE(1) INVENTORY SLOT with a PECULIAR SCROLL inside of it.
Your DANDYNESS GLASSES fog up a unnoticeable amount due to you fouling your already fouled shirt and body. DANDYNESS: 59/100