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Post by exec on May 20, 2017 9:52:20 GMT
Sorry sir, but it's 99 degrees outside, opening the windows would only make it hotter. May i suggest a fan instead?
Butler, draw me like one of your french girls!
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Post by Wessolf27 on May 20, 2017 13:30:13 GMT
But sir, with your dimensions, you would only look like you're lying on the couch… like quite a few of the paintings I have made for you…
Butler, I just killed a man, stuck a gun up to his head, pulled the trigger now he's dead…
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venchi
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Post by venchi on May 21, 2017 0:43:08 GMT
I know sir, I'm the crown witness in your upcoming murder trial.
Butler, have you found me a suitable Devils Fruit yet?
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Post by Con Air on May 21, 2017 2:31:06 GMT
No. I don't believe in the devil. Butler! I must ask you to go back in time and attend Comicpalooza 2017! It was freaking awesome!
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Post by exec on May 21, 2017 2:48:35 GMT
I'm sorry sir, but the time machine just ran out of power, should i go out and get some cold fusion cells for it?
Butler, pass the salt!
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Post by Wessolf27 on May 21, 2017 11:59:12 GMT
Which of the five hundred different varieties of salt do you want, Sir? I suggest the salt extracted from the tears of your haters. Butler, the demon king of wrath For being responsible for the murders of the guests at Mansion Omega, we have come to take your heart. Signed, The Phantom Thieves of Hearts
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Post by cealvan on May 21, 2017 21:43:28 GMT
I know sir, and I have prepared for your arrival if you are going to take my heart, you must first get through THE HOARDS wich I have hired
Butler, why have you become a demon?
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venchi
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Post by venchi on May 22, 2017 5:53:47 GMT
Side-effect of working in a magic lab with leaked potions everywhere, self-casting spellbooks, and several summoning circles. I don't mind though, I finally see that the only true way to serve anyone is to make sure they have someone to make all tough decisions for them.
Butler, what number comes after zero? I keep forgetting
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carcinodesFecit
Moppet of Destiny
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 22, 2017 7:23:30 GMT
Two, sir, it has always been two.
Butler! Release the hounds! I think we have an intruder in our mansion!
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Post by Wessolf27 on May 22, 2017 13:25:17 GMT
But sir, by your insistence to replace our guard dogs for toy dogs, I'm afraid all we'll be doing is have a best of breed dog show with the intruders.
Butler, why did the chicken cross the road?
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carcinodesFecit
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 22, 2017 13:27:49 GMT
So that they can get runover, sir, whatever your 6th grade teachers have been telling has been wrong.
Mom, I'm in the wrong thread! Please help me!
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Post by cealvan on May 22, 2017 20:30:09 GMT
yes sir right away sir, how do you suggest I help you?
butler, the rope, please?
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on May 22, 2017 20:47:27 GMT
I would like to help you sir, but I'm all tied up at the moment.
Butler, do you know where I might find my wife? I need to tell her to find the cook and ask him to inform the maid at dinner that she needs to tell the secretary to call the guard so he can get gardiner to stop the chauffeur from making out with my wife in the grotto.
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Post by venchi on May 23, 2017 4:16:27 GMT
Ehm hate to say it Sir but she is in the grotto with the chauffeur.
Butler, get me my gun and make sure it has least three bullets,I'm going to the grotto!
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on May 23, 2017 4:54:14 GMT
Sir, I hope you have enough confidence in me to know that I don't forget to actually reload a gun after you use it. I've packed some extra bullets, and a Lunchable.
Butler, did you happen to mix the colors with the whites in the laundry?
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Post by Wessolf27 on May 23, 2017 12:22:47 GMT
I'm sorry sir, but I was told to do so by your angry wife.
Butler, arrange a wedding for our toy dogs!
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Post by cealvan on May 24, 2017 1:29:18 GMT
but sir we just divorced them two hours ago, don't you think we should give them time to recover?
butler, may i put you in the vending machine?
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on May 24, 2017 3:43:32 GMT
Sir, I admire your new affinity for science, but shouldn't you at least make a hypothesis before you throw me in?
Butler, play me a tune.
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Post by exec on May 24, 2017 4:36:32 GMT
Okay Sir, I'll grab the lute!
Butler, why are you holding that knife?
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on May 24, 2017 5:46:26 GMT
Sir, could you stop being so paranoid? I'm making a sandwich.
Bootler, I need mure-a selt! A trooe-a boorger vun't be-a testy unless it hes et leest sefenty feefe-a percent ooff it's fuloome-a in selt. Bork Bork Bork!
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carcinodesFecit
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 24, 2017 6:07:21 GMT
Sir, I am sorry but you are diagnosed with "Doggodelafortspanishshitsuborkborkbork" and it has took over your entire brain. I'm going to have to put you out of your misery, sir. Points a gun at telaxius Goodbye, sir BANG
Butler, you are stupid.
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telaxius
corpse party
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Post by telaxius on May 24, 2017 6:17:21 GMT
I em insoolted. I em elmust su insoolted I meeght joost stup cuukeeng fur yuoo, yuoo tvet. I vuoold leefe-a reeght noo iff it veree't fur my selery. Bork Bork Bork!
Butler, can you order some tickets to Sweden?
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Post by Wessolf27 on May 24, 2017 8:45:28 GMT
But Sir, we are already in Sweden.
D--> Butler, w100d you pass me a glass of milk? I am e%eptionally parched.
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Post by cealvan on May 24, 2017 20:30:24 GMT
right away sir, also your for the sweat.
Butler, could you make me a sandwich?
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on May 24, 2017 20:51:19 GMT
Here you go, Sir. Butler, could you help me clean the tribbles out of the machine?
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