foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
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Post by foodman on May 25, 2017 4:30:32 GMT
Could.....Could we just set it on fire and be done with this mess Sir? Butler do you have a mom, and if so does she have a vending machine in your old closet that you would presumably have?
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
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Post by telaxius on May 25, 2017 4:57:13 GMT
Sir, you know that I'm an orphan. In fact, technically you adopted me.
Butler, how is the moat construction going along?
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Post by Wessolf27 on May 25, 2017 5:29:00 GMT
It's going splendidly Sir, however an upstart has released the crocodiles into the castle and is planning a revolt for the slave wages you pay them. Speaking of which...
*cracks gun*
I believe the term Sir is "Viva la revolucion".
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Butler, could you fetch me my fetch modus?
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
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Post by telaxius on May 25, 2017 5:39:07 GMT
I would, but my fetch modus that your fetch modus is stored in requires the consumption of additional fetch modi containing more fetch modi, meaning that I cannot fetch your fetch modus at the moment, sir.
After all these years, I have finally made a computer entirely out of different types of cheese. Butler, make sure no one tries to eat it.
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exec
Bravesprout
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Post by exec on May 25, 2017 6:55:21 GMT
But Sir, this computer is too delicious! I can't stop! *sobs*
Butler, help me off this cliff!
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
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Post by venchi on May 26, 2017 4:32:49 GMT
My pleasure, sir. *pushes exec of the cliff*
Butler, help me fix the economy by making avocado toast illegal
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on May 26, 2017 14:52:59 GMT
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carcinodesFecit
Moppet of Destiny
1 4ɯ Ju5+ Y0ur N3160rh*0d 1d10+ Wh0 L0v35 H0ɯ35+uck!
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 26, 2017 15:16:33 GMT
Bork bork, sir. Went to fetch the stick Bork bork.
Butler, is that... the illuminati?!
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Post by Wessolf27 on May 26, 2017 15:55:16 GMT
No Sir, that is just a lamp post. You're thinking too much over conspiracy theories again.
Butler… how… did you get here?
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
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Post by telaxius on May 26, 2017 19:26:33 GMT
I have always been here, sir. Humanity has always wanted someone else to do their menial chores.
Butler, initiate operation GDF-CENTAURI-443.
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Post by cealvan on May 26, 2017 19:38:05 GMT
sir, you weren't supposed to know about that. please stand still while I make sure you don't leave with that information.
butler, why is your knife blood red?
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on May 26, 2017 19:52:35 GMT
I think it looks cool in that color! ... What, were you expecting something more sinister?
Butler, who took the cookies from the cookie jar?
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
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Post by telaxius on May 26, 2017 19:58:24 GMT
If you knew, sir, it would make the knife even bloodier.
Butler, why are you wearing my clothes?
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on May 26, 2017 20:07:13 GMT
Because I am stealing your identity, Sir. *Proceeds to bloody knife ever further*
Butler, could you clean the blood out of my clothing?
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
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Post by telaxius on May 26, 2017 23:10:19 GMT
Of course, sir. May I ask why you look nearly completely different? It's almost as if another butler was trying to steal your identity.
Butler, what happened to the 90s?
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Post by cealvan on May 28, 2017 17:36:08 GMT
they ended 17 years ago
butler, if I stole your master's identity, would you ever know
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carcinodesFecit
Moppet of Destiny
1 4ɯ Ju5+ Y0ur N3160rh*0d 1d10+ Wh0 L0v35 H0ɯ35+uck!
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 28, 2017 17:48:04 GMT
No, sir. But I will have to check by pointing a gun at your face and telling you what is the code to the safe, and if you say it correctly I will leave you be but if you didn't I would have to shoot you. Points a Gun at the Master's face What's the code to the safe, sir.
Butler the code for the safe is 413612
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
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Post by telaxius on May 28, 2017 18:28:21 GMT
Okay? Would you like me to retrieve something from it?
(Butler Telaxius is in a completely different situation than cealvan)
Butler, what's the price of a human soul these days?
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Post by Poligrizolph on May 29, 2017 0:50:35 GMT
Well, sir, the soul-to-US dollar exchange rate is not precisely, exact, one might say, but given the going rate of candles and virgins these days, you could probably feasibly obtain a soul for less than five thousand dollars.
Butler, get me a martini.
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Post by Con Air on May 29, 2017 4:56:34 GMT
Shaken or Stirred, Sir Bond? Butler, is your name Sebastian by any chance?
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Post by Wessolf27 on May 29, 2017 5:33:17 GMT
Why would you tink dat, Sir? Is it because I speak in an accent?
Butler, be Viewtiful
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carcinodesFecit
Moppet of Destiny
1 4ɯ Ju5+ Y0ur N3160rh*0d 1d10+ Wh0 L0v35 H0ɯ35+uck!
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 30, 2017 9:32:39 GMT
I have no idea what that word means at all, sir. Would you please give me some insight?
Butler. Viewtiful Joe is divided into seven stages, or "episodes", interspersed with storyline cutscenes and bookended by an opening and ending cinematic. The setting is divided between Earth, or the real world, and "Movieland", the game's fictional world of films. The plot begins in a movie theatre on Earth in which the game's central character Joe and his girlfriend Silvia are watching a tokusatsu drama starring the aged superhero Captain Blue. The movie's antagonist, having seemingly defeated Captain Blue, suddenly reaches out of the screen and abducts Silvia, taking her into Movieland. Joe is likewise picked up and taken into Movieland by Captain Blue's giant mecha. Inside the movie, Joe must rescue Silvia from the evil Jadow, the game's organization of villains. To help him, Captain Blue entrusts him with a V-Watch, a device Joe can use to transform into a superhero upon saying the word "henshin (transform)." Joe promptly does so, inventing his own catchphrase: "Henshin-a-go-go, baby!" With the guidance of Captain Blue, Joe fights his way through a number of Movieland's locations such as cities, underground caves, an underwater base, and a submarine, often travelling via his trusty, robot aircraft "Six Machine". One by one, Joe defeats the members of the Jadow, the game's bosses. These include Dark Fiend Charles the 3rd, Iron Ogre Hulk Davidson, Aquatic Terror Gran Bruce, a doppelgänger of Viewtiful Joe, and Blade Master Alastor. Before fighting Alastor, he reveals that in order for the Jadow to break out of Movieland and into the land of humans, they need the "DNA of the Creator", namely Silvia. Joe makes his way to her, trumping the Jadow's leader Inferno Lord Fire Leo in combat, only to witness Silvia being kidnapped once again afterwards. Joe and Six Machine race off into outer space after her in the game's final episode. Finding Silvia atop the control room of a space station, Joe discovers that Captain Blue has been behind the plot the entire time. The former hero reveals that he is the creator of the film in which they currently exist and that he is Silvia's seemingly-deceased father. Transforming into the colossal robot King Blue, the villain proclaims that he will take Sylvia's energy by force in order to break into the real world. Joe tells him off, telling him that he's no hero. Joe summons a newly transformed mecha "Six Majin", and the two engage in combat. When the fight ends, Captain Blue and Viewtiful Joe abandon their respective vehicles and face off in a final battle within the space station. Joe is victorious, and Captain Blue, finally coming to his senses, thanks the young hero for stopping him. He explains that two decades earlier, Blue was a revolutionary film maker who was soon thought of as a fad. Wanting nothing more than to create heroes, Blue was sucked into one of his own films, allowing him to live out his dream as a hero. However, he had lost touch with reality and wanted revenge on the people who had betrayed him. As Captain Blue and Silvia embrace in a heartfelt reunion, the director tells Joe that the story is not complete. He snaps his fingers, and the space station's onboard computer warns of a large number of UFOs heading towards Earth. Blue tells Joe that a hero will be needed twice more to save the world. Joe attempts to leave but not before Silvia requests a V-Watch from her father and to accompany her boyfriend. Viewtiful Joe and a newly transformed Silvia head out to stop the impending threat together..
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Post by Wessolf27 on May 30, 2017 14:26:47 GMT
That is ingenious, Sir. Simply inspiring!
Butler, please deal with this wall of text, it's blocking my view.
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Post by cealvan on May 30, 2017 17:35:24 GMT
ok, this better? Butler. Viewtiful Joe is divided into seven stages, or "episodes", interspersed with storyline cutscenes and bookended divided between Earth, or the real world, and "Movieland", the game's fictional world of films. The plot begins in a m character Joe and his girlfriend Silvia are watching a tokusatsu drama starring the aged superhero Captain Blue. The Blue, suddenly reaches out of the screen and abducts Silvia, taking her into Movieland. Joe is likewise picked up and Inside the movie, Joe must rescue Silvia from the evil Jadow, the game's organization of villains. To help him, To hel use to transform into a superhero upon saying the word "henshin (transform)." Joe promptly does so, inventing his o guidance of Captain Blue, Joe fights his way through a number of Movieland's locations such as cities, undergrou cav
travelling via his trusty, robot aircraft "Six Machine". One by one, Joe defeats the members of the Jadow, the game's Iron Ogre Hulk Davidson, Aquatic Terror Gran Bruce, a doppelgänger of Viewtiful Joe, and Blade Master Alastor. Befo Jadow to break out of Movieland and into the land of humans, they need the "DNA of the Creator", namely Silvia. Joe Inferno Lord Fire Leo in combat, only to witness Silvia being kidnapped once again afterwards. Joe and Six Machine r episode. Finding Silvia atop the control room of a space station, Joe discovers that Captain Blue has been behind the p the creator of the film in which they currently exist and that he is Silvia's seemingly-deceased father. Transforming int that he will take Sylvia's energy by force in order to break into the real world. Joe tells him off, telling him that he's n "Six Majin", and the two engage in combat. When the fight ends, Captain Blue and Viewtiful Joe abandon their respect space station. Joe is victorious, and Captain Blue, finally coming to his senses, thanks the young hero for stopping him revolutionary film maker who was soon thought of as a fad. Wanting nothing more than to create heroes, Blue was su out his dream as a hero. However, he had lost touch with reality and wanted revenge on the people who had betrayed heartfelt reunion, the director tells Joe that the story is not complete. He snaps his fingers, and the space station's on heading towards Earth. Blue tells Joe that a hero will be needed twice more to save the world. Joe attempts to leave b father and to accompany her boyfriend. Viewtiful Joe and a newly transformed Silvia head out to stop the impending butler why did i just do what i just did?
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
Posts: 123
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by foodman on May 31, 2017 1:26:29 GMT
I believe you were diagnosed with OCD last month sir.
Butler, what happened too the cheese stores, the emergency cheese stores, and the end of the world cheese stores?
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