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Post by Con Air on Jan 18, 2017 2:49:57 GMT
They invented the car radio for a reason, you know. Butler! Summon Betty de Famme! The life of the Connites depends on it! (The Connites are a species of con airs)
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Jan 18, 2017 4:54:55 GMT
Sir, to be completely honest I would rather die myself than summon another Betty de Famme.
Butler, do you know how to get horse semen out of a keyboard?
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Post by twinfuckyou on Jan 18, 2017 6:36:46 GMT
sir, keyboards, or computers for that matter, won't be invented for at least 110 years! butler, get 34 a vive and appropriate room for such
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Post by Con Air on Jan 18, 2017 23:42:23 GMT
Sir, virtual reality hasn't been invented yet! Butler! Make a rap battle between Guybrush Threepwood and Zack from Zack and Wiki that ends with Betty de Famme opening a can on whoop- *** on them!
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Jan 18, 2017 23:59:08 GMT
Sir, this is an Intervention. Your obsession with Betty De Famme is having consequences on your fortune and my paycheck. If you don't stop, I will be forced to quit my position. Butler, there's a guy in the attic rambling about tutorials. Could you get rid of him?
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
Live translating kitty pidgin
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Post by Final Cat on Jan 20, 2017 22:21:32 GMT
Gladly, sir. I've sent up the anti-tutorial devices.
Butler! Make ElectroKineticSailor (or heyitskane) update the Public Alchemiter!
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Post by Con Air on Jan 21, 2017 0:38:46 GMT
You can't rush procrastinating, sir. Butler! Make the aforementioned rap battle between Guybrush Threepwood and Zack happen! AND MAKE IT GOOD!!!!
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Post by twinfuckyou on Jan 21, 2017 8:49:37 GMT
sir, rap won't be invented for atleast 130 years! butler, make obeast be less butthurt about their impossible wish in corrupt-a-wish
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
Live translating kitty pidgin
Posts: 160
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Post by Final Cat on Jan 21, 2017 11:17:59 GMT
Nope Butler, is there a universe where everything is made of lasagna on the atomic level?
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Post by Con Air on Jan 21, 2017 13:44:18 GMT
Sir, it got eaten by Garfield. Butler! You're fired!
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Post by twinfuckyou on Jan 22, 2017 0:06:59 GMT
I will throw myself into the boiler promptly, sir Butler, buy 90 pounds of toeless socks
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Jan 23, 2017 18:43:12 GMT
It is done, Sir, and you have my guarantee that no two are the same.
Butler, execute order 66.
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
Live translating kitty pidgin
Posts: 160
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Post by Final Cat on Jan 23, 2017 19:53:18 GMT
Already finished, sir. With good luck we will never see a Jedi again.
Butler, alchemize yourself with a picture of Hella Jeff.
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Post by twinfuckyou on Jan 24, 2017 5:12:41 GMT
con spider tit dun, sur. Butler, reduce that treble, There's an 8 or 9 who think they're on my level,Like a rebel in a bunker getting shelled with a mortar, Bump up and down cause I think you oughta.....
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Post by professionalMKsman on Jan 24, 2017 8:49:05 GMT
Ken Ashcorp, coming right up.
Butler, fire the Death Star!
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Post by Poligrizolph on Jan 24, 2017 13:06:23 GMT
Now witness the power of this FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL BATTLE STATION, sir.
Butler! Remove me from my premises!
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on Jan 24, 2017 18:31:09 GMT
Ok, I'll push your wheelchair out the limo, Sir; no need to be so dramatic about it.
Butler, go fetch the newspaper, and my sloppers while you're at it!
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
Live translating kitty pidgin
Posts: 160
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Post by Final Cat on Jan 24, 2017 20:08:22 GMT
Here is the New York Times and your Hog Slop generating robots.
Butler, ,reltuButler, reltuB
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on Jan 24, 2017 20:19:58 GMT
Oh dear, you've glitched out again. Master, perform system reboot, authorization code 0046A.
Oh! Uh ... hi butler! How did you escape the basement?
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Post by professionalMKsman on Jan 25, 2017 8:08:41 GMT
Through the door, sir.
Butler, how do I quikscope?
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Post by twinfuckyou on Jan 25, 2017 9:15:31 GMT
I suggest our dankest bud, from our on-premise hydroponic gardens butler, hunt me some anime
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Xycronic
Greentike
still garbage, last i checked
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Post by Xycronic on Jan 28, 2017 7:08:08 GMT
Sorry, sir - everything's gone completely pearshaped. You're going to have to decapitate me. By which I mean I ate it all.
BUTLER. Serve me some spilt milk so I can cry over it.
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Post by Con Air on Apr 28, 2017 5:22:33 GMT
But sir, you shouldn't cry over spilt milk! Butler! I'd like some reflex soup so I can stop dying to Undyne.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Apr 28, 2017 6:22:10 GMT
Sir! Where have you been for the last three months?! You didn't even bring your coat!
Butler, the cat is meowing at me. What does it want?
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Apr 28, 2017 14:32:01 GMT
She wants you, sir. She's in heat and doesn't realize you're not a cat.
Butler, could you make me some lemonade? And don't burn the house down with the lemons like last time, ok?
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