InternallyLactiad
Calloused Tenderfoot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOJwB80oCWk
Posts: 180
Pronouns: [any]
|
Post by InternallyLactiad on Oct 23, 2016 18:13:15 GMT
I only have two friends but like 12 "Friends", I honestly go on here because I enjoy talking to people and I like how consistent it is, since the site isn't that busy you can always count on seeing the same users here everyday! Not only that but people are a lot nicer and mature with each other here compared to tumblr or reddit.
(Ps. I'd love to have a class that small I used to be in the class with the largest head count in the state and it sucked.)
|
|
|
Post by TrickleJest on Oct 23, 2016 18:19:27 GMT
I only have two friends but like 12 "Friends", I honestly go on here because I enjoy talking to people and I like how consistent it is, since the site isn't that busy you can always count on seeing the same users here everyday! Not only that but people are a lot nicer and mature with each other here compared to tumblr or reddit. (Ps. I'd love to have a class that small I used to be in the class with the largest head count in the state and it sucked.) Also, I can relate to the people here way more. The guys in my class are obsessed with talking about sex and dabbing. Especially that one fucking douche, he constantly makes sex noises and is like "i wanna lose my virginity" it's getting so annoying ugh
|
|
InternallyLactiad
Calloused Tenderfoot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOJwB80oCWk
Posts: 180
Pronouns: [any]
|
Post by InternallyLactiad on Oct 23, 2016 18:29:48 GMT
I only have two friends but like 12 "Friends", I honestly go on here because I enjoy talking to people and I like how consistent it is, since the site isn't that busy you can always count on seeing the same users here everyday! Not only that but people are a lot nicer and mature with each other here compared to tumblr or reddit. (Ps. I'd love to have a class that small I used to be in the class with the largest head count in the state and it sucked.) Also, I can relate to the people here way more. The guys in my class are obsessed with talking about sex and dabbing. Especially that one fucking douche, he constantly makes sex noises and is like "i wanna lose my virginity" it's getting so annoying ugh Yeah, I usually dab ironically most people don't pick up on it the irony though. I also have a close friend who makes sexual noises in class. He's sorta known for it, honestly he's really cool. I've been friends with him for about two years now and he's never failed to make me laugh. The only time I've actually had a problem with him is when he does it in front of my family members and disrupts class, but he's pretty harmless.
|
|
|
Post by SpottedBlades on Oct 23, 2016 22:14:08 GMT
Half of the Out-of-context thread is me copypasting bullshit from the Forumstuck Discord server. Maybe we should use them in the comic too?
|
|
InternallyLactiad
Calloused Tenderfoot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOJwB80oCWk
Posts: 180
Pronouns: [any]
|
Post by InternallyLactiad on Oct 24, 2016 4:17:57 GMT
This summer I tried losing weight by doing 50 sit ups a day.. Sadly I think i've made a mistake. Sit ups just make me lose fat on my hips and now I'm trying to gain my hips back.. No progress so far.. *Cries* I feel nothing but regret.
|
|
The One Guy
Rust Maid
Posts: 1,148
Pronouns: he/him/his
|
Post by The One Guy on Oct 24, 2016 17:02:19 GMT
I ... don't really have any close friends, though in my case it's not due to lack of options. I've literally had three good friends from my childhood that moved away to another country and one move away to to a different state. Of the two that remained through high school, we never hung out much due to different interests and no one really taking the initiative to organize anything with each other anyway. And once I graduated high school that was that. My only real social interation came from school, clubs, the internet, and (now) work. I just don't really care enough to seek out new friends.
|
|
|
Post by ninjabuttocks on Oct 24, 2016 18:57:46 GMT
I made a really dumb Transformers theme song remix a while ago. It's really bad...
|
|
phantos
Moppet of Destiny
『HARD TIMES』
Posts: 115
Pronouns: they/them/theirs
|
Post by phantos on Oct 26, 2016 23:24:00 GMT
My horrible confession is that I keep buying and eating candy meant for Halloween, and it is only coincidentally Halloween soon; this goes on all year. I am only partly ashamed.
|
|
|
Post by TrickleJest on Oct 27, 2016 6:09:42 GMT
My horrible confession is that I keep buying and eating candy meant for Halloween, and it is only coincidentally Halloween soon; this goes on all year. I am only partly ashamed. same hahahaha
|
|
Salty
Mr. Snoozyprince Mcsleepypants
Dead.
Posts: 172
Pronouns: he/him/his
|
Post by Salty on Oct 27, 2016 15:06:00 GMT
We really doing this? Shit, alright, let's be cringy.
I once stabbed somebody, and now they can't see out of their right eye. It was self-defense, of course, but I just HAD to go for the fucking eye.
|
|
|
Post by TrickleJest on Oct 27, 2016 15:21:44 GMT
We really doing this? Shit, alright, let's be cringy. I once stabbed somebody, and now they can't see out of their right eye. It was self-defense, of course, but I just HAD to go for the fucking eye. this is why we cant have good things -.-
|
|
Salty
Mr. Snoozyprince Mcsleepypants
Dead.
Posts: 172
Pronouns: he/him/his
|
Post by Salty on Oct 27, 2016 15:45:44 GMT
We really doing this? Shit, alright, let's be cringy. I once stabbed somebody, and now they can't see out of their right eye. It was self-defense, of course, but I just HAD to go for the fucking eye. this is why we cant have good things -.- I got so many more, man. So many. I am a figurative well of confessionals both cringy and profane and downright terrifying; the very essence of cancerous autism, so fruitful in my aims that I make God himself shitpost on /b/. You think you can stop this fruity rumpus asshole party train, mortal? Why, you haven't even gotten past the first car. Another, then: I've also publicly read a five-minute speech on my college campus in front of a very large crowd as to why we should enact an Eskimo Holocaust; those dirty fuckin' blubber munchers. Shitposting in real life has never been so fun! (the speech was given facetiously. hence 'shitposting')
|
|
|
Post by TrickleJest on Oct 27, 2016 16:04:01 GMT
this is why we cant have good things -.- I got so many more, man. So many. I am a figurative well of confessionals both cringy and profane and downright terrifying; the very essence of cancerous autism, so fruitful in my aims that I make God himself shitpost on /b/. You think you can stop this fruity rumpus asshole party train, mortal? Why, you haven't even gotten past the first car. Another, then: I've also publicly read a five-minute speech on my college campus in front of a very large crowd as to why we should enact an Eskimo Holocaust; those dirty fuckin' blubber munchers. Shitposting in real life has never been so fun! (the speech was given facetiously. hence 'shitposting') i take back everything i said i love you
|
|
|
Post by Blaperile on Oct 27, 2016 17:30:41 GMT
I assume you're joking about most or all of these things, Salty. But in my opinion this humour is in pretty poor taste. Joking about the Holocaust should never ever be considered a good idea.
Humor's a good thing in general, but in this thread I'd prefer it if you keep it to sincere and respectful confessions.
|
|
The One Guy
Rust Maid
Posts: 1,148
Pronouns: he/him/his
|
Post by The One Guy on Oct 27, 2016 17:59:42 GMT
I've had a multitude of accidents and close calls while driving. The only serious one was not my fault, but still, most of the rest were, and a few were only not serious because of luck. Full list under spoiler: The first one was understandable as it was my first time driving and I had no concept of how far to turn the steering wheel to properly turn the car. All I did was lightly bump a mailbox anyway. The second one was when I scraped the side of someone's car while turning onto a road. It was a four way stop and one of us forgot to stop. I think I recall stopping, but it was such a mindless, routine action that I don't remember with certainty. The police did not find enough evidence to declare either of us at fault. It was an old car anyway, so i just lived with the scratched paint. Far worse was that I was going to a sort of reunion of my 8th (I think it was 8th) grade class that we had set up all the way back when we were still in the class. All of us and our teacher would meet up and open ther3e time capsules we had made. After being held up with discussing things with the police and all that, I got to the park late to see no one there. It turns out that due to the rain they had moved the gathering into a nearby building, but I had no way of knowing that so I went home and missed it. In the third one, I was looking in the other lane for a chance to merge and didn't pay enough attention to the road in front of me. I didn't turn as sharply as the road did and scraped against the barrier. Again I just lived with the scratched paint. Next was a couple of close calls back when I really didn't get much sleep. In the first I was so tired I accidently treated a red light like a stop sign. I wouldn't have even realized I did it had another driver not yelled at me from his car. The other one I actually fell asleep at the wheel while driving down the highway. I woke up by being bumped around from driving on grass. The next one was the serious one: While driving down the highway, I had to slow down quickly to avoid hitting the car in front of me. The car behind me then slowed down to avoid hitting me, but then the truck behind him was unable to slow down fast enough and pushed the car behind me into mine. There was no debilitating damage, but I did have to take the car in for repairs. I'd place the blame on the car behind me as soon before the crash he merged between the truck and me, not giving the truck any stopping room, but it's likely the truck driver got blamed regardless. Some time after that I was exiting out of a parking lot that I exited a thousand times before, but for some reason this time I didn't take the turn sharp enough and took a chunk out of the front-left of my car from the box used to return parking tickets. It was only superficial damage, so once again I went without fixing it. (Hey, i was a poor college student!) The next two are close calls due to reckless winter driving, the first being a case of turning on an off-ramp and ... not turning due to lack of traction. I finally came to a stop in the snow covered grass and got myself back on the road. The other was probably the scariest moment in my life: I was running late to the symphony I was going to and driving faster than I should have through heavy snow on the interstate when I lost traction and started spinning. I finally came to a stop after a full 540° turn and fortunately my overall motion stayed in a straight line so i stayed on the road and didn't hit anything. I got turned around and drove more cautiously the rest of the way, and just barely made it to the concert on time. The final one was due to my car breaking down on its own. The bar or whatever it was keeping the wheels in place broke, causing the front-left wheel to scrape the wheel well when breaking (I or something like that). Of course this had to happen as i was going fast and downhill toward an intersection. I put up with the screeching to stop in time, and drove slowly the rest of the way to a car repair shop near where I live. I guess all the beating it had taken was finally getting to it. I got it repaired, but less then I year later I finally felt I had saved up enough for a new, better car. Thus far nothing's happened in the new car yet; here's crossing my fingers and hoping it stays that way.
|
|
InternallyLactiad
Calloused Tenderfoot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOJwB80oCWk
Posts: 180
Pronouns: [any]
|
Post by InternallyLactiad on Oct 27, 2016 18:03:17 GMT
this is why we cant have good things -.- I got so many more, man. So many. I am a figurative well of confessionals both cringy and profane and downright terrifying; the very essence of cancerous autism, so fruitful in my aims that I make God himself shitpost on /b/. You think you can stop this fruity rumpus asshole party train, mortal? Why, you haven't even gotten past the first car. Another, then: I've also publicly read a five-minute speech on my college campus in front of a very large crowd as to why we should enact an Eskimo Holocaust; those dirty fuckin' blubber munchers. Shitposting in real life has never been so fun! (the speech was given facetiously. hence 'shitposting') Filthy Frank? I love that guy.
|
|
|
Post by Blizzriel on Oct 27, 2016 18:11:07 GMT
I've never had any serious accidents while driving, just a few close calls and some super minor damage (the licence plate got bent, I just bent it back into shape with my hands). Since then though I've quit driving. Although it was thankfully never the cause of any of those close calls, I sometimes got really drowsy behind the wheel, especially when driving on highways. I've had sleeping problems for as long as I can remember and I doubt it's going to go away any time soon, so I think I'll just rely on public transportation.
|
|
Salty
Mr. Snoozyprince Mcsleepypants
Dead.
Posts: 172
Pronouns: he/him/his
|
Post by Salty on Oct 27, 2016 18:12:35 GMT
I assume you're joking about most or all of these things, Salty. But in my opinion this humour is in pretty poor taste. Joking about the Holocaust should never ever be considered a good idea. Humor's a good thing in general, but in this thread I'd prefer it if you keep it to sincere and respectful confessions. Since I don't really know how these forums work as of yet, I'll assume I can respectfully disagree with the administrator without getting immediately banned for my insolence. Not that I'm accusing you of having ulterior motives as related to such--and I mean that sincerely--but a precautionary attitude is always the most prudent. As such, I will have to, as I said, politely disagree. I am of the opinion that humor is humor regardless of the position taken--or lack thereof, rather. I did, of course, mean none of these comments in a serious fashion; my actual motive, other than simply have a good time concocting my own story, was to more or less point out the lackluster 'confessions' in this thread, and rather than outright be a dickmunch about it, I thought I'd try for a more humorous attempt. This clearly did not have the desired effect, though I believe that was more in part to your personal reaction, as TrickleJest seemed to get somewhat of a chuckle from it. Regardless, if you wish to keep me from posting certain content within this thread, I will abstain from doing so. I am, after all, a newcomer to this community and would not wish to appear hostile toward the manager of the site. I should, however, inform you that much of my humor is largely irreverent and sarcastic, which is to say, I enjoy making fun of particularly atrocious things--such as the Holocaust--in an attempt to make light merriment; a sort of 'black humor,' if you will, and have no intention nor desire to cease and desist this behavior in the future. I will most likely continue to make fun of things such as the Holocaust, and racism, as well as a slew of other issues that I personally deem as worthy of mockery; these are obviously things I am against, and humor is the tool I use to deconstruct them; showing them off as trivial, ludicrous concepts worthy of our collective scornful ire. But I digress; I wish not to ramble on any longer than I have. Hope that all made sense -- I'll deactivate Kankri mode now.
|
|
Salty
Mr. Snoozyprince Mcsleepypants
Dead.
Posts: 172
Pronouns: he/him/his
|
Post by Salty on Oct 27, 2016 18:13:41 GMT
I got so many more, man. So many. I am a figurative well of confessionals both cringy and profane and downright terrifying; the very essence of cancerous autism, so fruitful in my aims that I make God himself shitpost on /b/. You think you can stop this fruity rumpus asshole party train, mortal? Why, you haven't even gotten past the first car. Another, then: I've also publicly read a five-minute speech on my college campus in front of a very large crowd as to why we should enact an Eskimo Holocaust; those dirty fuckin' blubber munchers. Shitposting in real life has never been so fun! (the speech was given facetiously. hence 'shitposting') Filthy Frank? I love that guy. toppity top top kekarino
|
|
inspiredsimji
Gritty Midget
Posts: 263
Pronouns: they/them/theirs
|
Post by inspiredsimji on Oct 27, 2016 18:24:33 GMT
I assume you're joking about most or all of these things, Salty. But in my opinion this humour is in pretty poor taste. Joking about the Holocaust should never ever be considered a good idea. Humor's a good thing in general, but in this thread I'd prefer it if you keep it to sincere and respectful confessions. Since I don't really know how these forums work as of yet, I'll assume I can respectfully disagree with the administrator without getting immediately banned for my insolence. Not that I'm accusing you of having ulterior motives as related to such--and I mean that sincerely--but a precautionary attitude is always the most prudent. As such, I will have to, as I said, politely disagree. I am of the opinion that humor is humor regardless of the position taken--or lack thereof, rather. I did, of course, mean none of these comments in a serious fashion; my actual motive, other than simply have a good time concocting my own story, was to more or less point out the lackluster 'confessions' in this thread, and rather than outright be a dickmunch about it, I thought I'd try for a more humorous attempt. This clearly did not have the desired effect, though I believe that was more in part to your personal reaction, as TrickleJest seemed to get somewhat of a chuckle from it. Regardless, if you wish to keep me from posting certain content within this thread, I will abstain from doing so. I am, after all, a newcomer to this community and would not wish to appear hostile toward the manager of the site. I should, however, inform you that much of my humor is largely irreverent and sarcastic, which is to say, I enjoy making fun of particularly atrocious things--such as the Holocaust--in an attempt to make light merriment; a sort of 'black humor,' if you will, and have no intention nor desire to cease and desist this behavior in the future. I will most likely continue to make fun of things such as the Holocaust, and racism, as well as a slew of other issues that I personally deem as worthy of mockery; these are obviously things I am against, and humor is the tool I use to deconstruct them; showing them off as trivial, ludicrous concepts worthy of our collective scornful ire. But I digress; I wish not to ramble on any longer than I have. Hope that all made sense -- I'll deactivate Kankri mode now. I don't think "polite" and "joking about the holocaust" should be anywhere near the same sentence as each other, no matter how "joking" you are. Just because you don't mean it doesn't mean it's funny.
|
|
The One Guy
Rust Maid
Posts: 1,148
Pronouns: he/him/his
|
Post by The One Guy on Oct 27, 2016 18:32:58 GMT
I'll ... abstain from the topic of Holocaust humor, as I understand both sides of the argument, but I will say this: when being humorous, it should be clear that what you're doing is for humor. When you made your post about having stabbed someone in the eye, I was unaware you were doing it for humor and thought you had actually done so. Your second post seemed less realistic, but it still wasn't clear whether you were joking or really were making a facetious speach about killing eskimos on campus. Also, one thing that is a rule on the forums is that when replying to multiple people, or just have multiple things to say, you should put both replies in one post.
|
|
Salty
Mr. Snoozyprince Mcsleepypants
Dead.
Posts: 172
Pronouns: he/him/his
|
Post by Salty on Oct 27, 2016 18:36:47 GMT
Since I don't really know how these forums work as of yet, I'll assume I can respectfully disagree with the administrator without getting immediately banned for my insolence. Not that I'm accusing you of having ulterior motives as related to such--and I mean that sincerely--but a precautionary attitude is always the most prudent. As such, I will have to, as I said, politely disagree. I am of the opinion that humor is humor regardless of the position taken--or lack thereof, rather. I did, of course, mean none of these comments in a serious fashion; my actual motive, other than simply have a good time concocting my own story, was to more or less point out the lackluster 'confessions' in this thread, and rather than outright be a dickmunch about it, I thought I'd try for a more humorous attempt. This clearly did not have the desired effect, though I believe that was more in part to your personal reaction, as TrickleJest seemed to get somewhat of a chuckle from it. Regardless, if you wish to keep me from posting certain content within this thread, I will abstain from doing so. I am, after all, a newcomer to this community and would not wish to appear hostile toward the manager of the site. I should, however, inform you that much of my humor is largely irreverent and sarcastic, which is to say, I enjoy making fun of particularly atrocious things--such as the Holocaust--in an attempt to make light merriment; a sort of 'black humor,' if you will, and have no intention nor desire to cease and desist this behavior in the future. I will most likely continue to make fun of things such as the Holocaust, and racism, as well as a slew of other issues that I personally deem as worthy of mockery; these are obviously things I am against, and humor is the tool I use to deconstruct them; showing them off as trivial, ludicrous concepts worthy of our collective scornful ire. But I digress; I wish not to ramble on any longer than I have. Hope that all made sense -- I'll deactivate Kankri mode now. Don't believe I ever called it satire; 'making fun of' would probably be more accurate. Moreover, even if I had, nowhere is it a requisite to have clarity of purpose in order to satirize something; that is a fallacious definition you pull straight from the cavernous red-rimmed depths of your own asshole. All me to educate: sat·ireˈsaˌtī(ə)r/noun- the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. Pretty sure calling for the 'ESKIMO HOLOCAUST' would fall under the category of blatant exaggeration and humor. You'd have to be a mentally deficient dolphin who just had its head bashed in with a three-pound claw hammer in order to ever take that seriously. I mean, really, this isn't very hard, and quite frankly, I don't particuarly care if you think it's funny or not; some people goit a chuckle out of it, and that's good enough for me. I've already said I'll abstain from posting that particular humor here, at the behest of Bli, but I will most certainly post it elsewhere when I find it appropriate--or not, whatever. god im such an asshole That first one is actually kinda true; I purposefully left out some details for greater overall effect, but overall, yeah, did once stab someone in the eye in self defense. With a pencil. By accident. Oops. As for the second one, I maintain that telling someone I gave a five minute speech about the Eskimo Holocaust is pretty obviously an exaggeration. It is based in some truth, I suppose--the topic once came up during a debate; just hyperbolic rhetoric, of course, but the conversation maintained for roughly five minutes before the moderator had to stop us. Just more omitted detail to add to the effect, though honestly, looking back on it, the full version might have been funnier, actually. Eh, whatever. Win some, lose some. Sorry about that: I'll make sure to do so from now on. My apologies.
|
|
EffinCoy
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Die.
Posts: 122
Pronouns: [any]
|
Post by EffinCoy on Oct 27, 2016 18:47:07 GMT
Wow you DO take some jokes a bit seriously.
I guess it just happens frequently in this thread...
|
|
|
Post by mementovivere on Oct 27, 2016 19:23:23 GMT
I assume you're joking about most or all of these things, Salty. But in my opinion this humour is in pretty poor taste. Joking about the Holocaust should never ever be considered a good idea. Humor's a good thing in general, but in this thread I'd prefer it if you keep it to sincere and respectful confessions. Since I don't really know how these forums work as of yet, I'll assume I can respectfully disagree with the administrator without getting immediately banned for my insolence. Not that I'm accusing you of having ulterior motives as related to such--and I mean that sincerely--but a precautionary attitude is always the most prudent. As such, I will have to, as I said, politely disagree. I am of the opinion that humor is humor regardless of the position taken--or lack thereof, rather. I did, of course, mean none of these comments in a serious fashion; my actual motive, other than simply have a good time concocting my own story, was to more or less point out the lackluster 'confessions' in this thread, and rather than outright be a dickmunch about it, I thought I'd try for a more humorous attempt. This clearly did not have the desired effect, though I believe that was more in part to your personal reaction, as TrickleJest seemed to get somewhat of a chuckle from it. Regardless, if you wish to keep me from posting certain content within this thread, I will abstain from doing so. I am, after all, a newcomer to this community and would not wish to appear hostile toward the manager of the site. I should, however, inform you that much of my humor is largely irreverent and sarcastic, which is to say, I enjoy making fun of particularly atrocious things--such as the Holocaust--in an attempt to make light merriment; a sort of 'black humor,' if you will, and have no intention nor desire to cease and desist this behavior in the future. I will most likely continue to make fun of things such as the Holocaust, and racism, as well as a slew of other issues that I personally deem as worthy of mockery; these are obviously things I am against, and humor is the tool I use to deconstruct them; showing them off as trivial, ludicrous concepts worthy of our collective scornful ire. But I digress; I wish not to ramble on any longer than I have. Hope that all made sense -- I'll deactivate Kankri mode now. Since you're new, allow me to direct your attention to the forum rules, specifically the first few entries: These forums as a whole are really not the place to troll or be intentionally inflammatory, nor is this particular thread meant for saying the most outlandish fake things possible. Shock humor is honestly among the laziest forms of humor, and is not especially welcome per the "no trolling" rule. Facetious racism is generally indistinguishable from sincere racism, especially if people don't know anything about you or your opinions, and it's still not allowed regardless of your intent. And really, saying outlandish things and then going "lol obviously I didn't REALLY mean that, and you're an idiot if you think I did" isn't even really a form of "mocking" those concepts like you claim it is, it's just trying to be an edgelord. That doesn't mean you can never joke around, but if you can't broach sensitive topics with some degree of tact, then avoid them. I like dark humor plenty when it's actually done well, but these forums have members from a wide variety of ages, backgrounds, countries, and life experiences... we're going to keep prioritizing this being a friendly and welcoming space to have discussions about a webcomic, without a bunch of tone-deaf jokes making light of real-world atrocities still going on to this day. Here's a helpful tip to prevent yourself from getting prematurely banned: If you find yourself acting in such a way that leaves you outright saying "god im such an asshole", maybe try NOT acting in that way! Just be considerate of other people, post with sincerity and good faith, and everyone will have a much better time. Thanks!
|
|
|
Post by TrickleJest on Oct 27, 2016 19:30:52 GMT
Yes Salty, no offense, but you've been getting on everyone's nerves.
I have several good jew friends, and the Holocaust is not a joke. Please stop, I don't want a fight, but memento is definitely right.
|
|