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Post by Neptz on Aug 6, 2016 21:29:22 GMT
It appears that your shoulder is somehow eating your arm, young woman.
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Post by heroguy on Aug 6, 2016 23:35:56 GMT
>as it turns out you are in such an rpg and as such can't see the wall opposite the window. Go back to bed in sadness, you'll try again tomorrow. Realize you have cool magnet superpowers It appears that your shoulder is somehow eating your arm, young woman.  >Check drawer for sweet loot  Nothing much of note in here. Your spare uniform, still covered in plastic, a few toiletries, and, in the very back, a pack of cigarettes. You don't smoke (that would be unladylike), but they're a gift from a friend. Exit room, tottering about in a ladylike manner.  Much better! You totter right out of your room in a way almost indistinguishable from a girlish sprint. A quick trip down the hallway, and you find yourself in the living room. This house isn't nearly as big as your old one, but you find it delightfully cozy all the same. You can exit back upstairs, or go down and out the front door and start your day... though how you'll do that without attracting your mother's attention, you are not sure. |
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Post by Piono on Aug 6, 2016 23:38:57 GMT
>Attract mother's attention
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Post by loading on Aug 7, 2016 1:02:18 GMT
Repel mother's attention using cool magnet powers
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EthicalAndroid
Pesky Urchin
If humans are mostly water, is the earth mostly human?
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Post by EthicalAndroid on Aug 7, 2016 1:38:27 GMT
>Take the fridge magnet, you love those
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Post by heyitskane on Aug 7, 2016 1:40:08 GMT
>Remove a magnetic tile from the floor. Who knew that that one tile in particular was magnetically attached to the rest.
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Post by heroguy on Aug 7, 2016 20:23:17 GMT
Repel mother's attention using cool magnet powers >Take the fridge magnet, you love those >Remove a magnetic tile from the floor. Who knew that that one tile in particular was magnetically attached to the rest. YOU HATE MAGNETS SO MUCH. Your ire for them is well-documented; they are a force of CHAOS in an otherwise well-organized world. They attract things, and are attracted to things, just because they are metallic. That's just, just... SHALLOW. And they use poles, or something? And also they destroy electronics! But everyone seems to love them, ohhh, yes, your mother LOVES her little fridge magnets. Can't she just use tacks to keep up her darned shopping list? The nerve those devil-devices show by invading your home makes you sick to your stomach. >Attract mother's attention  You try to put the thought of magnets out of your head, and pass the hated fridge without comment, even smiling at your mom. She gets the first word in, though.  ...  What. |
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Post by heyitskane on Aug 7, 2016 20:27:00 GMT
>Magnet related thoughts: refuse to leave
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EthicalAndroid
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If humans are mostly water, is the earth mostly human?
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Post by EthicalAndroid on Aug 7, 2016 21:53:27 GMT
>Pick ACCEPT. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day according to TV.
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Post by Piono on Aug 7, 2016 23:58:57 GMT
>accept, you can't start the first day of the rest of your life if you starve to death before the day ends.
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Post by loading on Aug 8, 2016 2:42:15 GMT
Heroguy: Clear game memory with a magnet.
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Post by heroguy on Aug 8, 2016 20:23:59 GMT
>Pick ACCEPT. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day according to TV. >accept, you can't start the first day of the rest of your life if you starve to death before the day ends.  For some reason, there's something wrong with the Accept button. You click around blankly, wishing there had been an actual fucking tutorial. The cards on the side slide out when you click on them. Clicking on one and the Accept button seems to work.   The card disappears, only to be replaced by another. You could probably select any of the cards to use with any of the buttons on the left. The buttons have changed, too; nothing exciting, just Yes and No. You assume the yes is about how nervous Sam is, not whether you want toast, though with this weird game, you can never be sure. You block magnet-related thoughts from your mind. You've resisted them. For now. |
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Post by Curris on Aug 9, 2016 5:54:36 GMT
Ask Mom why Dad left?
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EthicalAndroid
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If humans are mostly water, is the earth mostly human?
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Post by EthicalAndroid on Aug 9, 2016 14:31:52 GMT
>Click the second winky face, then No
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Post by randomwriter on Aug 9, 2016 20:01:36 GMT
>DOWN DOWN.
>I mean, pick a card, any card!
>And dig under the house.
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Post by loading on Aug 9, 2016 20:18:00 GMT
Stop resisting jokes of the electromagnetic nature
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Post by heroguy on Aug 10, 2016 8:05:53 GMT
>DOWN DOWN. >I mean, pick a card, any card! >And dig under the house.  You click all over the empty boxes, but you can't find any hidden, more interesting commands. Stop resisting jokes of the electromagnetic nature  They said there were magnets on this fridge. The game lied to you. You're not sure how much more of these psychological mind-games you can take before you snap and dunk this farce in the nearest garbage can. >Click the second winky face, then No   That seems to get a reaction. You figure the character is probably eating breakfast, it's just not showing the breakfast in question, for literally no reason. Is this game even finished? Anyway, it looks like the cards have some effect on what's said, beyond just changing the color of the text a little bit. Looks like you have some more interesting options this time; some experimentation is in order. There's even a new card. |
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Post by NeoTTolemo on Aug 10, 2016 8:08:22 GMT
>Sam: Enthuse+Fire
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Post by loading on Aug 10, 2016 15:14:00 GMT
Use all 4 options + ask
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Post by Curris on Aug 10, 2016 15:46:39 GMT
I think that red fire is <anger>.
I think it would be best to respond with Green. I think that's <interest> or <focus>.
Green + Enthuse!
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Post by loading on Aug 10, 2016 16:10:10 GMT
(The blue one looks like it might be a magnet)
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EthicalAndroid
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Post by EthicalAndroid on Aug 10, 2016 20:38:23 GMT
>Right click the blocks. Tooltips maybe?
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Post by heroguy on Aug 11, 2016 15:11:39 GMT
 I consider this experiment a success, but I don't feel I have a firm enough grip on it to get anywhere fun for a long, boring time. Thanks for reading! |
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