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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 17, 2016 18:23:55 GMT
A not really young first guardian stands in his bedroom. Exactly(ish) 13 billion years ago he was created, so he obviously has a name, however, he has decided that the names he picks usually are [VERY STUPID] and switches them every billion years. it just so happens that today is [NAME CHANGING DAY] what will the name of this first guardian be?
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Post by Piono on Aug 17, 2016 18:25:20 GMT
>SILLY INSULT
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Post by nikitaw99 on Aug 17, 2016 18:25:37 GMT
>Pickle Godhead
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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 17, 2016 18:35:14 GMT
>Pickle Godhead Strangely you like this name! Your name is pi- You instantly regret your decision and decide to pick something else
>Silly Insult You don't quite like this name, sounds too silly for a just gentleman like yourself.
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Post by nikitaw99 on Aug 17, 2016 18:37:51 GMT
>quantum thinguie
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Post by Piono on Aug 17, 2016 18:39:22 GMT
>Azathep
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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 17, 2016 18:39:53 GMT
>Quantum Thinguie This name is strangely appealing to you, but some sort of cosmic entity prevents you from picking it.
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Post by nikitaw99 on Aug 17, 2016 18:47:21 GMT
> A NAME (also will you mirror)
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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 17, 2016 20:20:20 GMT
>A name Now that's just silly! try again smartass!
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Post by nikitaw99 on Aug 17, 2016 20:21:36 GMT
>"Exactly(ish) 13 billion years ago he was created, so he obviously has a name, however, he has decided that the names he picks usually are [VERY STUPID]"
>[VERY STUPID]
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Post by Piono on Aug 17, 2016 20:22:48 GMT
>Azathep
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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 17, 2016 20:47:25 GMT
>[VERY STUPID] Oh for the love of...
>Azathep Good enough, your name is Sheriff Azathep, you LOVE old west culture to the point of owning your personal [HANDCANNON], In fact, your whole room is decorated with leather hats, revolvers and clocks with their pointers stopped at [HIGH NOON]. You talk to your [FRIENDS] using pesterchum, your [FRIENDS] are also first guardians since the session is interplanetary, lucky you! You also love to prank your planet's [SBURB] player, his reactions are simply hilarious. You decide you've been staring blankly at a wall and thinking up a name for long enough and it's time to do something.
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Post by dldracorex on Aug 17, 2016 22:16:31 GMT
> AZATHEP: Stare blankly at a wall and think up a NICKNAME.
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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 17, 2016 22:57:27 GMT
>Azathep: Keep staring blankly at the wall and think up a nickname. You decide to nickname yourself after a legendary gunslinger in recent memory. You now hold the name of Sheriff Azathep. "Clint" for short. Pure, complete Badassery.
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Post by dldracorex on Aug 18, 2016 6:51:30 GMT
> CLINT: Examine CHUMROLL. > CLINT: Examine SYLLADEX.
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Post by nikitaw99 on Aug 18, 2016 7:51:39 GMT
> AZATHEP: Stare blankly at a wall and think up a CHUMHANDLE.
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Post by Piono on Aug 18, 2016 16:34:39 GMT
>AZATHEP: Think about the GAME that is to be played.
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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 18, 2016 18:02:03 GMT
>Clint: Stare blankly at a wall and think up a chumhandle Why would you do that? you've decided long ago it's [GunslingerOmega]
>Clint: Examine chumroll One of your friends is online, but she's the type that likes to be abisselfa and you're not the smoothest gent, so contacting her makes you a little all-overish.
>Clint: Examine Scylladex Your scylladex is currently empty, you use the [REVOLVER ROULETTE MODUS] of course; It can hold up to 6 items of any size, to take out an item you spin the cylinder like a roulette and it will eject the item it lands on, if it's not full, it will eject the item closest to where it lands.
>Clint: Think about the [GAME] that is to be played In knowledge about the game you're really at sea, however, you know you need to protect your planet's player no matter what. If something bad happens the entire universe might be doomed! thus, the sheriff must keep order in the town-planet.
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Post by nikitaw99 on Aug 18, 2016 18:04:36 GMT
>EXAMINE SURROUNDINGS
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Post by QuietJade on Aug 18, 2016 18:11:28 GMT
>Clint: Check on your Player
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Post by dldracorex on Aug 18, 2016 18:13:28 GMT
> CLINT: Pester chum.
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Post by excitableTourguide on Aug 18, 2016 18:14:05 GMT
Prepare to engage in hot yaois with your chum. If needed, take a shot of whatever liquid seems the most intoxicating to help solidify your BRAVERY aspect, but not to a significant amount that yaoi generation would be impaired.
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Post by aivdTypeface on Aug 18, 2016 18:27:48 GMT
Agreed with @excitabletourguide. Engaging in yaois, hot or otherwise is the prime directive. Lukewarm yaois are acceptable, but yaois are what this narrative desperately deserves.
I will be waiting.
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Post by quietJade on Aug 18, 2016 18:29:54 GMT
>Clint: pester your friend and make some yaois
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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 18, 2016 18:30:19 GMT
>Clint: Examine SurroundingsYour room is really not much to look at, it's about as plain and ordinary as possible, only with Old-Westy guns everywhere, you're pretty sure you could melt them and sell the steel for a heavy profit if you didn't take pity on the poor guns, or weren't a physical god that didn't need money. >Clint: Check On Your PlayerEven tough he's probably fine, you teleport right outside of his window to check on him. See? he's perfectly dead! Wait, what?! no, no, no, no, no. this is not fine, you do not find this acceptable in the slightest. You teleport right beside his inanimate corpse and check his pulse. Yup the boy bit the dust, the universe might be doomed, what now? You notice that your [FRIEND] starts messaging you in pesterchum through your rather [OLD-LOOKING CELLPHONE]* >Clint: Pester your friend and make some [YAOIS] >Clint: Pester chum >Clint: Prepare to engage in hot [YAOIS] with your chumYou have no idea what [YAOIS] are, plus, you're too panicked to pester properly right now. ( www.consumerwarningnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/rotary-phone.jpg )
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