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Post by QuietJade on Aug 18, 2016 18:34:03 GMT
>Clint: Realize you are a god and bring your player back to life
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Post by avidTypeface on Aug 18, 2016 18:38:05 GMT
Collect the body for now, to use as a toy for later flirtatious exploits of the yaoi nature. Respond to the pestering from your friend, making sure to guide the conversation to aforementioned yaois with every passing chance. Surely the charisma of a GOD UNTO FLESH is enough to commence such a thing. I will be waiting.
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nikitaw99
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Post by nikitaw99 on Aug 18, 2016 18:51:22 GMT
>READERS: await cool and new update
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Post by NeoTTolemo on Aug 18, 2016 18:56:24 GMT
> CLINT: Check with [FRIEND] whether BOY is supposed to be dead. If that's not the case, make boy un-bite the dust and un-kick the bucket through major retconning or similar SHENANIGANS.
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Post by avidTypeface on Aug 18, 2016 19:10:35 GMT
Whoops, didn't see that @clint was not aware of the meaning of yaois. It is of the highest importance that Clint immediately enters into flirtatious conversations with their chum, or begins macking upon/with the dead body. This is highly important, and can only possibly help to flesh out character development.
I will be waiting.
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Post by Piono on Aug 18, 2016 19:28:42 GMT
>Clint: Pull angry first guardian shenanigans and obliterate these pointless yaois
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Post by dldracorex on Aug 18, 2016 20:19:03 GMT
> CLINT: Stow body for PROTOTYPING.
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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 19, 2016 0:29:15 GMT
>Clint: Realize you are a god and bring your player back to lifeSadly, bringing people above snakes is simply above your bend. >Clint: Stow body for prototypign
You capchalogue [BOY'S BODY]>Clint: Check with [FRIEND] if boy is supposed to be dead, if that's not the case, bring boy back to life using various retconning shenanigans. -- gunslingerOmega [GO] began pestering plutoniumPlantation [PP] --
GO: hey, just a quick question Ω
PP: <α> ?
GO: y' recall my planet's player? Ω
PP: <α> Yes, wh4t 4bout him?
GO: he's 'sposed to be dead now 'ight? Ω
PP: <α> ...So it h4ppend to yours 4s well.
GO: what? Ω
PP: <α> 9O, listen, 4ll sburb pl4yers in this universe h4ve died ex4ctly 4t the s4me time.
GO: ... Ω
GO: 's not 'sposed to happen is it? Ω PP: <α> Just 9uess. GO: ah 'new it. Ω
GO: what beefed 'em? Ω
PP: <α> ...You never ce4se to surprise me on how m4ny ridiculous western euphemisms you m4n49e to use.
GO: just 'nswer the question. Ω
PP: <α> 4pp4rently it w4s collective c4rdi4c f4ilure. GO: what? Ω
PP: <α> Their he4rts 4ll stopped 4t the s4me time.
PP: <α> Str4n9e, no?
GO: all fired crazy doc. Ω
GO: so, what do we do now? wouldn't their deaths cause some sort o' paradox or somethin'? Ω
PP: <α> Yes, we will 4ll st4rt to dis4ppe4r soon, unless pl4y the 94me in their pl4ce.
GO: what the hell? 's that even possible? Ω
PP: <α> Yes. i h4ve expl4ined the situ4tion to the others, i 4m 9oin9 to be st4rtin9 the connection ch4in.
PP: <α> I will be your server.
GO: neat Ω
PP: <α> Uh, it seems somethin9 st4nds in the w4y of our convers4tion, we sh4ll t4lk l4ter.
GO: Seeya later pal. Ω
-- plutoniumPlantation [PP] ceased pestering gunslingerOmega [GO]
That went surprisingly well.
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Post by dldracorex on Aug 19, 2016 4:58:37 GMT
> CLINT: Locate DISCS and COMPUTER.
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Post by nikitaw99 on Aug 19, 2016 7:39:34 GMT
>Clint: MOURN the loss of your SBURB PLAYER.
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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 19, 2016 17:43:45 GMT
>Clint: Mourn the loss of your [SBURB] player. You take off your hat and give the kid a moment of silence. ...
>Clint: Locate disks and computer You put your hat back on and [TELEPORT] to the kid's mailbox, you capchalogue [SBURB DISK] (Slot 4). You decide to use your own computer and play at your own house, thus, you [TELEPORT] there. you notice your [HANDCANON] and your [SECOND FAVOURITE GUN] are buried in a pile of other guns, Right beside the pile of guns is your [COMPUTER], it's not the best but it'll do.
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Post by nikitaw99 on Aug 19, 2016 17:54:20 GMT
>Clint: GET DEM GUNZ
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Post by Piono on Aug 19, 2016 18:46:22 GMT
>download game
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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 19, 2016 19:11:44 GMT
>Clint: GET DEM GUNZ You slap aside every other gun and capchalogue [CHEKHOV'S GUN] (slot 2) the gun of the legendary writer and (secretly) gunslinger, and your weapon of choice, [DIAMOND HANDCANON] (slot 6)
>Clint: Download game You try do take out [SBURB DISK], the roulette spins, {4}, Success! You start to download [SBURB] and someone starts pestering you.
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Post by Piono on Aug 19, 2016 19:13:00 GMT
Clint: If you've been around so long, haven't you had time to get a better fetch modus? Cowboy themeing is great and all, but so is usability.
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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 19, 2016 19:25:53 GMT
Clint: If you've been around so long, haven't you had time to get a better fetch modus? Cowboy themeing is great and all, but so is usability. You INSTANTLY tell the voices in your head to shut up, your cowboy obsession will not be challenged by anyone, Not even yourself! even IF you switched your fetch modus, it'd just be the [BORING ARRAY MODUS]. [Rule Of Cool] over function.
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Post by dldracorex on Aug 19, 2016 20:16:58 GMT
> CLINT: ALLOCATE both GUNS to your STRIFE SPECUBUS, and LOAD them.
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Post by Piono on Aug 19, 2016 20:28:21 GMT
Why not utilize a SHOOTOUT modus? Then you at least have some modicum of control over what you get, and that's still cowboy themed.
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Post by QuietJade on Aug 19, 2016 20:56:12 GMT
>Clint: Quit fooling around and check who's pestering you!
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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 19, 2016 22:47:34 GMT
>Clint: Allocate both guns to strife specibus and load themGood idea, you allocate bo- huh? apparently the 2 guns have too many differences to be allocated together to the 2xpistolkind and it would be weird for you to switch to an inferior firearm mid battle, you allocate your [DIAMOND HANDCANNON] and just... kinda... leaves your other gun in your scylladex. >Why not utilize a SHOOTOUT modus? Then you at least have some modicum of control over what you get, and that's still cowboy themed.You have no idea how that would even work, plus, you've already picked your modus, getting another one NOW would be pointless. >Clint: Quit fooling around and check who's pestering you!
HP: (φ) Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey gunsly!
GO: oh, hey ma'am Ω
HP: (φ) wφw as fφrmal as ever HP: (φ) ^^ HP: (φ) So, what cool name did you chose this billenia?
GO: just call me Clint Ω
HP: (φ) φh! like that movie guy right?
GE: yeah Ω GO: so, y'll be playin' the game with me and all the shoot, right? Ω
HP: (φ) Yeeep! HP: (φ) It's gφnna be sφ fun!
GO: heh, if the fate of everythin' wasn't on the line, maybe. Ω
HP: (φ) φh dφn't be sφ NEGATIVE! it's gφnna be a real blast!
GO: 'ah, hope. Ω
HP: (φ) Anyway yφu'll be my server right?
GO: looks like it Ω
HP: (φ) GR-E-AT!
GO: list'n, i'm gonna set up the game, we'll talk lat'r, k? Ω
HP: (φ) K BYE 'v'! -- gunslingerOmega [GO] ceased pestering hyperPhience [HP] --
>Clint: Install the gameYou put the disk in your CPU and wait... It starts to install the game. |The game has been successfully installed, connect to server [plutoniumPlantation]?| >YesNow connected, [plutoniumPlantation] is your server, no client currently available.
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Post by avidTypeface on Aug 19, 2016 23:26:59 GMT
It's highly imperative that you collect the bodies of the fallen players, and use their bodies to recreate the most smutty scene you can possibly imagine. Draw a picture of this and send it to PP as a courtship ritual as so to gain their trust, respect, and lust. Following that, be the other guy and reciprocate with the steaming hot slashfics to the best of your ability. Seriously, what's the deal with not even doing a little bit of smut yet?
I will be waiting.
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Post by dldracorex on Aug 20, 2016 5:35:19 GMT
> CLINT: ALLOCATE your CHEKHOV'S GUN anyway, both to FREE UP a SLOT, and to use as a BACKUP WEAPON. > CLINT: Examine OTHER GUNS. > CLINT: Search through OTHER GUNS to find any that are SIMULAR ENOUGH to EITHER of your FAVORITE GUNS for use in 2XPISTOLKIND. > CLINT: Be plutoniumPlantation.
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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 20, 2016 15:25:26 GMT
>CLINT: ALLOCATE your [CHEKHOV'S GUN] anyway, both to FREE UP a SLOT, and to use as a [BACKUP WEAPON]. You ALLOCATE [CHEKHOV'S GUN], Having an ace in the hole might be [VERY HANDY]
>CLINT: Examine OTHER GUNS. Just a pile of standard, shitty revolvers. Heck, most of them don't even leave an exit hole bigger than half a foot! You are ashamed of of owning some of them and disgust pulses through your veins... maybe you should...? No, all guns deserve a chance to live, plus, melting them would be a waste of time.
>CLINT: Search through OTHER GUNS to find any that are [SIMILAR ENOUGH] to [EITHER] of your [FAVORITE GUNS] for use in [2XPISTOLKIND]. Nope, there are no guns powerful enough to match either your [DIAMOND HANDCANNON] or even your [CHEKHOV'S GUN], and even if there were such guns, your specibus is already set to [PISTOLKIND]! changing it now would be troublesome.
>CLINT: Be plutoniumPlantation. You are now [plutoniumPlantation] A few minutes ago, (just after the end of her last conversation with GO) you are currently [STRIFING] one of the huge [MANTIS MONSTROSITIES] that plague your planet. No, strife isn't quite the right word... you are currently [WIPING THE FLOOR] with one of the huge [MANTIS MONSTROSITIES] on your planet. just outside of your house to be more specific.
>PP: Stop fooling around and kill that thing already. You teleport behind the creature's head and make a [CLEAN CUT] through their neck with your hand while being careful not to dirty your dress with blood, of course.
You [TELEPORT] back to your client's room and capchalogue both her body and the [SBURB DISKS], all stacked nicely in your [TRIVIA MODUS], the more important the item, the harder the question.
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Post by dldracorex on Aug 20, 2016 15:34:46 GMT
> PP: Have a NAME.
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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 20, 2016 15:53:22 GMT
>PP: Have a name A name? it never really occurred to you to have a name. you were always either "That demon" to the mantises or "[plutoniumPlantation]" to your friends. But maybe having a name would be nice. You start to think up some names, suddenly, you remember a name from one of those video games HP sent you. You are now named Lutece, "Lucy" for short, and you Speak *and* type in a very articulate and soft spoken tone manner rarely if ever mis-spelling, you also avoid contractions and abbreviations whenever possible.
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