dldracorex
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Post by dldracorex on Aug 20, 2016 16:07:08 GMT
> LUCY: Get a COMPUTER.
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Post by Nikitaw99 (forgot to sign in) on Aug 20, 2016 16:13:53 GMT
>climb echeladder? >continue WIPING THE FLOOR with bugs
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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 20, 2016 16:53:01 GMT
>Climb echeladder>Continue to [WIPE THE FLOOR] with bugsYou don't really feel like killing those things right now, plus, you've already climbed your [ECHELADDER]>Lucy: Get a COMPUTERYou don't need to get a computer, you already have your trusty [NUCLEAR LAPTOP], It's powerful enough to run multiple experiments in it's hard drive AND play [SBURB] while still being portable enough to carry, You are so proud of your own creation. >Install [SBURB] and wait for [GO]You try to take out the disk: "TRIVIA: How many particles are there in our universe?"Lucy: Easy, a googolplex many."Correct!"You take out the disk and put it in your [NUCLEAR LAPTOP]... [Installation complete!]now, just wait for GO to get his stuff together. (a few minutes later) [Player GunslingerOmega has connected!]You start to pester [GO]
-- plutoniumPlantation [PP] began pestering gunslingerOmega [GO] at -- PP: <α> Greetings . PP: <α> I 4m 9oin9 to deploy some m4chinery. GO: 'k i'm ready Ω
PP: <α> 9ood >Deploy Alquemiter You deploy the alquemiter neatly beside GO's computer, next to the wall -- GO: b'careful not'ta crush anythin' Ω PP: <α> Do not worry. >Deploy remaining devices You deploy both the totem lathe and cruxtruder on top of GO's pile of shitty guns just to spite him, eh, he hates those guns anyway! GO: ...now you're just doin' that on purpose Ω
GO: eh, not like i liked t' damn things anyway Ω PP: <α> 9ood, now th4t i h4ve rid you of your shitty 9uns . PP: <α> You should open your cruxtruder 4nd prototype somethin9 . Through the screen, you watch GO get up from his [CHAIR], jump high in the air, but just low enough not to hit the ceiling and hit the [CRUXTRUDER] with the handle of his handgun, opening the [CRUXTRUDER]. A small glowing orb which you recognize as a [KERNELSPRITE] comes out of the top. GO: hmm Ω GO: i got m'self an idea... Ω PP: <α> ? >Clint: Prototype [EPIC HAT] you watch GO get up from his [EPIC FIRST GUARDIAN CHAIR], open his closet and throw a hat into the kernelsprite. PP: <α> Ple4se do not tell me th4t you just prototyped 4 cowboy h4t . GO: 'k then, i'm not gonna tell you that. Ω PP: <α> ...For the love of everythin9 th4t you find s4cred... GO: Clint Eastwood? Ω PP: <α> Yes, for the love of clint e4stwood . PP: <α> WHY? GO: so ic'n have western duels with imps Ω PP: <α>
PP: <α> I 4m 9oin9 to m4ke myself 4 f4vour 4nd stop questionin9 your methods. GO: c) Ω >Deploy Card You deploy him the pre-punched card just to get it all over PP: <α> Here you 9o GO: thank ya Ω
Clint takes out a cruxite dowel and carves it with the code punched on the Card, He takes the Dowel to the alchemiter and makes the cruxite artifact, a pool with a diving board on top and a small bucket of water below it. GO: don't tell me i've gotta jump into that... ΩPP: <α> Ok then, i will not tell you th4t.GO: ...y' just had to didn't ya? ΩPP: <α> Wh4t c4n i s4y? You do not simply be4t me in a contest of sn4rk.GO: go to hell, PP... Ω >Clint: AscendClint grabs a mobile phone and starts to climb the ladder in the diving board PP: <α> Lucy, ple4se. PP: <α> 4ctually, Miss Lutece to you.GO: hell's an acceptant group, i've heard, you'll fit riiiiight in!Clint finally reaches the top of the diving board, GO: y' sure this is safe? ΩPP: <α> No idea, but we will find out. just jump off already.>Clint: Descend Clint dives off, screaming at the top of his lungs "Clint: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"The bucket expands to form a small pool, the pool then moves from under Clint, as if dodging him. PP: <α> Hold on, i 9ot you!You use the cursor on your laptop to move the pool under Clint again, softening his fall, not to save him, mind you, but to activate the cruxite artifact. Clint falls into the pool, causing a splash of water. The outside of his starts to darken, then a light flashes and Clint's house is transported somewhere else. The artifact vanishes and so does the water that was on it. You felt it was appropriate to send him a message, so, you did. PP: <α> Welcome to the medium. >PP: Be that other Girl.
You are now the other girl, Clint's supposed to server you after he joins. While he isn't here, you might as well think up a new name on your own, what will the name of this young girl be?
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Post by avidTypeface on Aug 21, 2016 2:57:04 GMT
This new person seems to be reasonable enough. A reasonable person deserves a reasonable name, like Braun. You should proceed to make sure you're carrying at least five computers on your person, and that all of those computers are fully loaded with revealing pictures of the First Guardians like yourself. There's no shame in the physique of a God, and there's no shame in letting love guide the hand of your narrative.
I will be waiting.
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Post by Piono on Aug 21, 2016 3:58:03 GMT
Moiraine Aesedi.
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Post by dldracorex on Aug 21, 2016 5:32:32 GMT
> CLINT: Be sure to LOAD all of your GUNS, and leave the SAFETIES OFF, that can not possibly lead to anything bad.
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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 21, 2016 15:29:31 GMT
>Moiraine Aesedi That's a nice name! now for a nickname, how about... Moira? yes, Moira. You have a deep passion for [SCIENCE FICTION], even tough you don't understand that much about [ACTUAL] science, Your room is decorated with [TESLA COILS], [SCP PLUSHIES] and pictures of some human-ish alien in a [BLUE BOX], you always try to walk [VERY CAUTIOUSLY] because your room is [LITTERED] with wires for your many [COMPUTERS] and [TESLA COILS] and you are [VERY CLUMSY].
>CLINT: Be sure to LOAD all of your GUNS, and leave the SAFETIES OFF, that can not possibly lead to anything bad. You are now Clint for a fraction of a second to complete this action. Your [DIAMOND HANDCANNON] doesn't have a safety and has nigh-infinite ammo because it doesn't use normal bullets. You had PP make this gun for you and you don't [QUITE] remember her explanation of the gizmo. basically all the chambers in the cylinder of the revolver are actually focusing chambers for a [LASER] that change the [SPREAD] and [POWER] of the gun, as it is a revolver, it goes 1-6 or as your friend HP put it "Magnum to portable Kamehameha!", Personally you like the {3} [SETTING], it's just the right mix of [LUDICROUS GIBS], [PRECISION] and [ACCURACY] ... You take a minute to contemplate how you know the difference between [PRECISION] and [ACCURACY]. Mental note: stop hanging out so much with PP. Also, [CHEKHOV'S GUN] is always loaded and ready. ALWAYS.
>Be Moira once more You are now Moira, Clint is taking long to connect to you, you wonder wh- You hit yourself on the back of the head for forgetting to get the game disk.
>Moira: Go get the game You teleport to your server player's house, capchalogue [SWELL-GAME SBURB] and [BUSTED BODY], your [ALLITERATION MODUS] is quite cumbersome sometimes, at least 2 words have to be alliterative. You teleport back home and notice someone pestering you.
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Post by Piono on Aug 22, 2016 17:59:55 GMT
>Moira: answer pesterer
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Post by dldracorex on Aug 22, 2016 22:30:29 GMT
> MOIRA: Start installing the DISCS.
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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 23, 2016 2:19:32 GMT
>Start Installing the gameYou start to do that right away, since you feel the [COMPLAINING] of one of your [ FRIENDS] approaching. the game's installing, probably will be done in a few minutes. >Answer PestererYou answer your pesterchum while the game is installing. -- tauConqueror [TC] began pestering hyperPhience [HP] -- TC: Greetings. HP: (φ) Ugh, speak φf the devil... TC: θh, yes, yes, vve all knθvv yθu are humbled by my presence. TC: either vvay, since yθu are my server i felt the need tθ check θn yθu and make sure yθu dθn't screvv up the game like yθu alvvays dθ. HP: (φ) D: even if i hate yφu, i wφuldn't gφ that far! TC: yes, yes, very vvell, vvhatever, install the game already. HP: (φ) (jerk) TC: vvhat vvas that? HP: (φ) nφthing! TC: (¬_¬) HP: (φ) ktxbyecyal8r -- hyperPhience [HP] ceased pestering tauConqueror [TC] -- Stupid Tau with his stupid accent. The game finishes installing and [GO] is now your server.
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Post by Piono on Aug 23, 2016 2:34:45 GMT
>Meteors: break things
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Post by dldracorex on Aug 23, 2016 22:30:57 GMT
> MOIRA: Be TAU.
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Post by nikitaw99 on Aug 25, 2016 8:10:20 GMT
(Should this have a mirror on MSPFA?)
>Moira: Examine room.
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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 27, 2016 2:41:05 GMT
>Moira: Examine Room Every corner is filled with [SCP PLUSHIES], [TESLA-COILS] and wires for said [TESLA-COILS]. You have to be [EXTRA CAREFUL] not to trip over and fall.
>Meteors: Break Things Oh yeah, it's raining meteors outside. ... HOLY [CENSOR PARRY!]! IT'S RAINING METEORS OUTSIDE!
>Be tau You are now the universe's most handsome conqueror. ... but you stop being him so you can be Tau. Your [FATED ENEMY] is currently your server player, much to your [DISMAY]. Maybe you'll fight your planet's full army once again to unwind. You REALLY like [WAR], [CONQUEST] and [TACTICS], tough you are [NOT VERY GOOD] at the latter, you practice [TACTICS] by playing chess with your only ally, PP. Sometimes you play with GO, but usually he remains neutral in your [WAR].
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Post by Piono on Aug 27, 2016 3:56:09 GMT
Tau: wonder what you will do to entertain yourself when you've conquered everything.
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Post by nikitaw99 on Aug 27, 2016 6:13:44 GMT
>[ECH][EXAMINE] surroundings.
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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 27, 2016 21:15:09 GMT
>Tau: wonder what you will do to entertain yourself when you've conquered everything.Why, what you always do! First help the local [RESISTANCE] take over, and then conquer it all over again! You've done this about 20 times already and you're about to take over the world for a 21st! >[ECH][EXAMINE] surroundings.Yours is a very, veeery [FANCY] room, You have a red carpet with gold details everywhere, your walls are decorated with [PAINTINGS] you stole from your fallen [ENEMIES], there are pillars and vases everywhere in the room, you model your room after what your friends calls "Roman architecture", they [CLEARLY] were the superior earthlings! Still earthlings tough. You have a king sized bed because you wouldn't accept anything smaller. >Get a proper nameHmm, what would be a good name for a superior person such as yourself?
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Post by Piono on Aug 27, 2016 21:25:42 GMT
>A GREAT CONQUEROR like you has no need to change their name. Tau is more than enough.
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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 27, 2016 22:03:34 GMT
>A [GREAT CONQUEROR] like you has no need to change their name. Tau is more than enough. YES! names are simply customs of mortals and low ranking first guardians!
>Go get the [GAME DISKS] right now You teleport to your server player's house, the dungeon! what better place to keep a server player than under your own feet? You capchalogue his [BODY] and the [GAME DISKS] on your [ARRAY MODUS], you simply do not feel like taking [CENSOR PARRY!] from the other moduses, you're the [CENSOR PARRY!] emperor here!
>Notice that someone is pestering you. You have noticed that for a long time. you simply do not feel like talking to them right now.
>Worry about the [TACTICAL DISADVANTAGE] of having your [SWORN ENEMY] as your server player. Hmm, you have never considered it, but there is the small chance that [HP] might [SABOTAGE] the whole session by killing you!
>Pester [HP] and have a conversation we all saw earlier The conversation basically went like this:
HP: I hate you! TC: So do I! do not screvv this up! HP: ktxbye
Well, That went badly! Stupid HP with your stupid politeness and stupid general niceness!
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Post by Piono on Aug 27, 2016 22:53:26 GMT
>Game: Be a foot.
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Post by dldracorex on Aug 28, 2016 7:39:43 GMT
> TAU: "Tau" is MORE THAN ENOUGH of a name for you. Go by "T" instead.
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Post by quantumthinguie on Aug 28, 2016 13:24:05 GMT
> TAU: "Tau" is MORE THAN ENOUGH of a name for you. Go by "T" instead. Excellent! You are now T! For some reason you feel compelled to add a prefix to it like "Ice", "Dr." or "Q" but T does the trick and you're not gonna change it!
>Game: Be a foot. [THE GAME] can't be a foot because you're not [THE GAME] and the game is too busy being a game!
>Tau: Go Play You install [SBURB] in your [ROYAL COMPUTER] and wait for the useless piece of junk you call a friend to connect. ... You have connected to [HP]!
about time.
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Post by dldracorex on Aug 30, 2016 15:42:18 GMT
> SERVER PLAYERS: Deploy.
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Post by avidTypeface on Sept 5, 2016 22:53:54 GMT
Okay, what if you just do a little bit of smut? Not even something crazy, just kind of send some lewds to your Western friend. We can work together on this one - I give you good suggestions and you move the story in a more romantic direction! I will be waiting.
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Post by dldracorex on Sept 29, 2016 20:18:42 GMT
> SERVER PLAYERS: DEPLOY the CRUXTRUDERS. > CLIENT PLAYERS: Go to the CRUXTRUDERS. > SERVER PLAYERS: DEPLOY the ALCHEMITERS. > SERVER PLAYERS: DEPLOY the TOTEM LAYTHES. > SERVER PLAYERS: DEPLOY the PRE-PUNCHED CARDS. > SERVER PLAYERS: Bust open the CRUXTRUDERS. > CLIENT PLAYERS: UNCAPTCHALOGUE the PLAYER CORPSES. > CLIENT PLAYERS: PROTOTYPE the PLAYER CORPSES. > CLIENT PLAYERS: Use the CRUXTRUDERS to EXTRUDE some CRUXITE DOWELS. > SERVER PLAYERS: Move the CRUXITE DOWELS to the TOTEM LAYTHES. > CLIENT PLAYERS: Go to the PRE-PUNCHED CARDS. > CLIENT PLAYERS: CAPTCHALOGUE the PRE-PUNCHED CARDS. > CLIENT PLAYERS: Go to the TOTEM LAYTHE. > CLIENT PLAYERS: UNCAPTCHALOGUE the PRE-PUNCHED CARDS. > CLIENT PLAYERS: Slot the PRE-PUNCHED CARDS into the TOTEM LAYTHE. > CLIENT PLAYERS: Put the CRUXITE DOWELS in the TOTEM LAYTHE. > CLIENT PLAYERS: Use the TOTEM LAYTHE to carve the CRUXITE DOWELS into CRUXITE TOTEMS. > SERVER PLAYERS: Move the CRUXITE TOTEMS to the ALCHEMITERS. > CLIENT PLAYERS: Go to the ALCHEMITERS. > CLIENT PLAYERS: Put the CRUXITE TOTEMS on the ALCHEMITERS. > CLIENT PLAYERS: Use the ALCHEMITERS to ALCHEMIZE the ENTRY ITEMS.
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