Skorvern
Juvesquirt
Posts: 18
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by Skorvern on Aug 23, 2016 14:57:37 GMT
MIRRORThe lights on your body flicker to life after years of neglect. As your ROOMBA programs begin to initiate, you discover that an important question was left unanswered during your last setup. What is your NAME? >INPUT NAME
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Post by Piono on Aug 23, 2016 15:01:09 GMT
JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA
... Your owners were kinda weird.
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Post by ThreadStuck on Aug 23, 2016 15:11:37 GMT
ThreadStuck. Let your body be a channel for my conciousnes...
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Skorvern
Juvesquirt
Posts: 18
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by Skorvern on Aug 23, 2016 17:12:32 GMT
JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA ... Your owners were kinda weird. Your name is JEFF, THE EVIL ROOMBA, or Jeff for short. As mentioned already, you are a ROOMBA: a self automated cleaning robot. Due to your hard plastic exterior, you receive an extra 2 points to your CONSTITUTION. Also, due to your job as a CLEANER, you receive an extra point to your WISDOM stat. You find yourself in what appears to be a decrepit JANITOR’S CLOSET, with you as its only light source. The room is littered with RUBBLE and DUST, a large pile settled into the corner of the room. Near you is a closet with a cardboard box underneath it, a large metal tub, and a metal cylinder. What will you do? >CLEAN
From here on out, the stat sheet of each party member will be available here.
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Post by sirblizz98 on Aug 23, 2016 17:37:51 GMT
>This room is positively FILTHY, you must clean, as is your purpose in life.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by telaxius on Aug 23, 2016 22:40:09 GMT
> Become friends with the cockroaches that probably inhabit this room.
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Post by Piono on Aug 23, 2016 22:41:24 GMT
Attempt to thoroughly examine the room.
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Post by Sharkalien on Aug 23, 2016 22:43:43 GMT
>The cardboard box must have cleaning supplies in it. Take it out and check.
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Post by ThreadStuck on Aug 23, 2016 22:43:53 GMT
Boy. You there, boy. BECOME MY VESSEL.
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Skorvern
Juvesquirt
Posts: 18
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by Skorvern on Aug 24, 2016 18:06:00 GMT
>This room is positively FILTHY, you must clean, as is your purpose in life. Attempt to thoroughly examine the room. As a CLEANER, you have the keen ability to SENSE FILTH. And right now you’re sensing a whole lot of filth. You move to where you sense the largest amount of filth, in the corner covered with rubble and dust, and begin to clean. But alas, your little robotic engine isn’t enough to completely clean this mess. However, you gain THREE decently sized ROCKS and some SAND, which are now stored in your INVENTORY. Sensors show that the JANITOR’S CLOSET is now 2% cleaner. >The cardboard box must have cleaning supplies in it. Take it out and check. After nudging the box out from under the closet and flipping it over, the contents in the box spill out slightly. Inside you spy TWO TOILET PAPER ROLLS, ONE MOP HEAD, an AEROSOL CAN, and an entanglement of COPPER WIRES. >DEPOSE OF DEBRIS
KNOWN ABILITIES: SENSE FILTH: Able to sense whether an object or room is filthy. Sensing a larger area or far away object lowers the chance of successfully using this ability.
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Post by Piono on Aug 24, 2016 18:15:50 GMT
Find appropriate place in which to deposit debris. Do so, then continue cleaning the room.
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loading
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
Posts: 435
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Post by loading on Aug 24, 2016 18:41:41 GMT
Wonder why all your stats look like they are negative
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Post by Sharkalien on Aug 24, 2016 18:53:47 GMT
>Upgrade self with box contents
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Post by sirblizz98 on Aug 24, 2016 19:08:01 GMT
>Deposit WASTE in the appropriate WASTE RECEPTACLE.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by telaxius on Aug 25, 2016 2:13:03 GMT
> Find a new home in the box.
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Skorvern
Juvesquirt
Posts: 18
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by Skorvern on Aug 25, 2016 14:24:57 GMT
Find appropriate place in which to deposit debris. Do so, then continue cleaning the room. >Deposit WASTE in the appropriate WASTE RECEPTACLE. Examining the room, you figure that the large METAL TUB will be able to contain the vast amount of waste in this room. You prepare your racial ability EJECT and position yourself. The first ROCK shoots out of your inventory like a bullet. It hits the wall, dents it, and successfully falls into the tub with a bang. The second ROCK smashes into one of the RUSTY TAPS, causing it to fall off the wall, into the tub. Unfortunately, the ROCK is deflected away and falls beside the tub. The final ROCK manages to hit the wall and land into the tub without issue. Finally, you try your best to EJECT the sand into the tub, but it just scatters onto the floor. Just then, the area of the wall that was dented begins to fall. The room brightens, illuminating the dust and dirt in the air, and everywhere else. >Upgrade self with box contents Rummaging through the box, you equip yourself with as much supplies as you can. Unfortunately, you don’t have enough room in your inventory for the COPPER WIRES, so you leave them in the box. You are now equipped with the MOP HEAD, TWO TOILET PAPER ROLLS, and the AEROSOL CAN. None of these items change your stats, but you feel like a more formidable cleaning machine. > Find a new home in the box. You snuggle into the box, forgetting that your new upgrades also increased your height. The AEROSOL CAN topples down from your tower of cleanliest, onto the sandy floor with a soft thud. One of the TOILET PAPER ROLLS gets caught by the corner of the box’s lid and rolls over towards the closet. The second TOILET PAPER ROLL and the MOP HEAD stay comfortably on you. Inside, the left over COPPER WIRES cushion you in your new home. Deep down, you hope that your new home will shelter you against the FILTH of the JANITOR’S CLOSET. >BREAK WALL Wonder why all your stats look like they are negative ah darn it does look like it's negative. Thanks for pointing it out
KNOWN ABILITIES:SENSE FILTH: Able to sense whether an object or room is filthy. Sensing a larger area or far away object lowers the chance of successfully using this ability. EJECT: Inventory items can be removed as a projectile.
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Post by Piono on Aug 25, 2016 15:15:30 GMT
>You obviously cannot clean the janitor's closet on your own. Begin picking up rocks and throwing them at the damaged section of wall either until there are no more rocks or an opening you can leave through becomes available.
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Post by Sharkalien on Aug 25, 2016 21:36:04 GMT
>Combine the COPPER WIRES with your upgrades to secure them onto your body
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Aug 25, 2016 23:30:15 GMT
>Realize that something is horribly wrong with this room!
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Post by dudebro on Aug 26, 2016 15:03:20 GMT
>Jeff: Dream
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by telaxius on Aug 26, 2016 23:55:12 GMT
> Well you should probably leave the room, you've got a world to clean!
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Superficial
Nipper Cadet
Stairs
Posts: 75
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Post by Superficial on Aug 27, 2016 2:38:13 GMT
> How can you move stuff if you have no arms?
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Skorvern
Juvesquirt
Posts: 18
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by Skorvern on Aug 27, 2016 21:02:48 GMT
>You obviously cannot clean the janitor's closet on your own. Begin picking up rocks and throwing them at the damaged section of wall either until there are no more rocks or an opening you can leave through becomes available. You climb onto the large pile of rock and rev up your little robot engine. Using your two open inventory slots, you quickly grab and EJECT the rocks at the damaged section of the wall. The rocks successfully hit the wall and land into the METAL TUB, making a ton of noise in the process. Until finally... You run out of rocks. But your violent barrage of rocks manages to do the trick. The room shakes as the wall begins to tear down and in a second, a bright light enters the room. The cement wall is no more. >Combine the COPPER WIRES with your upgrades to secure them onto your body You grab the COPPER WIRES from your HOME and put it into your inventory. Realizing that you still have an extra inventory slot open, you grab the TOILET PAPER ROLL that’s nearby. Making sure that the wire does not interfere with your wheels or vacuum, you securely fasten your upgrades to your body. You also tie a nice little bow on top for kicks. > How can you move stuff if you have no arms? Of course you have arms, what a silly question! You cozy up to the inner walls of your HOME and attempt to execute sleep mode. Without the COPPER WIRES in your way, you can fit more of your body inside. Just as you start to get comfortable, you hear two voices coming from outside the room. “Noise! Noise came... this way?”“And what makes you think that?”“Mmmm me hear noise? That why.”“I’m being sarcastic you idiot, it’s because the wall fell down over here.”“Oh!” >STAY STILL
KNOWN ABILITIES:SENSE FILTH: Able to sense whether an object or room is filthy. Sensing a larger area or far away object lowers the chance of successfully using this ability. EJECT: Inventory items can be removed as a projectile.
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Post by Sharkalien on Aug 27, 2016 21:06:14 GMT
>Do not move an inch. Just see how things play out
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by telaxius on Aug 28, 2016 2:28:20 GMT
>Do not move an inch. Just see how things play out Just to be sure turn off your LED's too. They'll think you're powered off!
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