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Post by twinfuckyou on Aug 30, 2016 1:27:04 GMT
(you are on pesterchum one day, scrolling through memos, and one catch's your eye. this is that memo)
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NeoTTolemo
Gadabout Pipsqueak
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Post by NeoTTolemo on Aug 30, 2016 10:15:06 GMT
CURRENT mephistophelesEvil [CME] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CME: WH0 THE FUCK JUST 0PENS A MEM0 AND LEAVES YT FUCKYNG EMPTY?
CME: THYS MAKES ME REALLY FUCKYNG ANGRY!
CME: YF THYS YS AN ATTEMPT AT M0DERN ART YT YS A REALLY SHYTTY 0NE.
CME: BEH0LD! Y SHYT UP0N Y0UR BLANK CANVAS! Y S0D0MYZE Y0UR BLANK PAGE!
CME: Y ST0MP 0N Y0UR PATHETYC ATTEMPT AT ART LYKE A CH0LERBEAR CRUSHES A BURGUNDY GRUB!
CME: Y YNV0KE Y0U, HUSKT0P-WYELDYNG DEM0NS!
CME: C0ME F0RTH AND MAKE HELL RAYN 0N THYS CANVAS! SYNK D0WN THYS MEM0 AND TEAR YT T0 PYECES!
CME: BY WHYCH Y MEAN WYLL S0MEB0DY ANSWER T0 THYS SHYT ALREADY?
((This is my first attempt at RPing a Homestuck 'verse character or at RPing in a Trollian/Pesterchum format, hope it'll be decent enough.))
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Post by sillyConformist on Sept 1, 2016 2:47:19 GMT
PAST stealthyBlacksmith [PSB] 5 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.
PSB: ha ha1
PSB: this place is art no more 9assuming it ever was in the first place.0
PSB: now this is our playground.
PSB: just me and you.
PSB: so, uh, who are you exactly/
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Post by SpottedBlades on Sept 1, 2016 11:17:58 GMT
-- FUTURE matricianKarkinos [FMK] has joined memo --
FMK: This is the only open log I've been able to find.
FMK: I hope it [ERROR] works.
FMK: This is [ERROR] reporting from the [ERROR]. We're currently stranded and swarmed by what seem to be [ERROR].
FMK: I don't know for how long we'll be able to hold on.
FMK: Anyone, please answer [ERROR] We're running low on time [ERROR]
FMK: If you're in the sector of S[ERROR] L[ERROR] please send help
FMK: We won't be able to resist for much longer
FMK: I repeat: assist[ERROR]
FMK: [ERROR]
-- FUTURE matricianKarkinos [FMK]'s connection timed out --
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NeoTTolemo
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Posts: 126
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by NeoTTolemo on Sept 1, 2016 14:32:55 GMT
CME: NO YT'S NOT WORKYNG! THERE ARE ERR0RS EVERYWHERE!
CME: Y0U CAN'T EVEN CRY F0R HELP PR0PERLY!
CME: WHAT KYND 0F FAYLYURE D0 Y0U HAVE TO BE TO FAYL AT THAT?
CME: AND YET I N0W FEEL C0MPELLED T0 D0 MY BEST T0 DRAG Y0U 0UT 0F THE SHYT THAT Y0U ENDED UP YN.
CME: Y CAN HEAR Y0U BURIED UP T0 Y0UR NECK BURIED YN YT AND HEARYNG Y0UR GASPS F0R AYR AS YT GETS M0RE AND M0RE DYFFYCULT F0R Y0U TO BREATHE.
CME: AND THAT MAKES ME UNC0MF0RTABLE.
CME: Y WYSH Y W0ULD ST0P HEARYNG THAT S0UND.
CME: BURYNG MYSELF YN THAT SHYT T0 HELP Y0U YS G0YNG TO BE EASYER AND MAKE ME FEEL BETTER THAN KYLLYNG Y0U YN THYS YNSTANCE.
CME: PSB Y AM MEPHYS...
CME: WAYT H0W D0 Y TURN THE QUYRK 0FF AGAYN?
CME: Mephis Deoren. Y AM AN ARTYST AND Y PLAY FLARP EVEN THOUGH Y HATE YT. L0NG ST0RY Y'D L0VE T0 TELL Y0U 0N ANY 0THER DAY. S0 WH0 ARE Y0U? AND D0 Y0U KN0W H0W T0 HELP FMK?
CME: CMK ARE Y0U THERE?
CME: PMK?
CME: Y'LL ASK MY HACKER FRYEND T0 TRACK THAT DYSTRESS CALL D0WN 0R S0METHYNG.
FUTURE mephistophelesEvil [CME] 20 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
FME: HE'S N0T ANSWERED YET.
FUTURE mephistophelesEvil [CME] 20 MINUTES FROM NOW kicked himself from the memo.
CME: FUCK.
CME: WHAT N0W?
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Post by Piono on Sept 1, 2016 15:54:30 GMT
? forlornWanderer [?FW] ? from now responded to memo memo.
?FW: this would probably be...
?FW: because they're all dead...
?FW: a memo mostly populated by children...
?FW: isnt the best place for a distress signal...
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Post by SpottedBlades on Sept 1, 2016 17:40:01 GMT
-- PAST matricianKarkinos [PMK] ONE YEAR AGO has joined memo --
PMK: I've been told by my future self that I should bookmark this memo in case something happens
PMK: It seems stupid. Why a random log, and why now?
PMK: Nothing I'm saying has ever made any sense. Now's not the day it would start
PMK: So yeah. I guess I should say a couple words.
PMK: So this is Kanny. I don't think time is consistent here so I won't tell the exact date.
PMK: I feel stupid talking to no one. Who has opened this memo anyway?
PMK: Meh. Doesn't matter.
PMK: I'll just bookmark it.
-- PAST matricianKarkinos [PMK] has bookmarked the memo --
PMK: Anyway. Back to business.
PMK: I have dimensional threads to experiment with.
PMK: If my calculations are right, I'll finally be able to cross dimensions at will. I bet future-me will be so proud.
-- PAST matricianKarkinos [PMK] has left the memo --
-- FUTURE matricianKarkinos [FMK] TWO YEARS FROM NOW has joined the memo --
FMK: YOU FUCKER
FMK: DON'T DO THIS YOU'RE GOING TO SCREW EVERYTHING UP
FMK: IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU I'M STRANDED HERE
FMK: WHY THE FUCK WAS I SO FUCKING STUPID!?
FMK: [ERROR]
-- FUTURE matricianKarkinos [FMK]'s connection timed out --
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Post by Piono on Sept 1, 2016 17:44:04 GMT
?FW: why are people...
?FW: so certain it's never their fault...
?FW: you can't just remove blame by attacking your past self...
?FW: you made your mistakes...
?FW: and now you have to live with them...
?FW: there is no one to blame but you...
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Post by sillyConformist on Sept 2, 2016 2:52:42 GMT
PSB: hello mephis1
PSB: my name is keppca lariss.
PSB: i spend most of my time making and stockpiling weapons,
PSB: or just using random memos to meet new people.
PSB: this seems like the best one i've found so far1
PSB: it's like there's some sort of conspiracy going on1
PSB: mk, do you think your problem could be solved with a huge pile of assorted weapons/
PSB: because if so, you are in luck1
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Post by SpottedBlades on Sept 2, 2016 11:15:55 GMT
-- FUTURE matricianKarkinos [FMK] EIGHTEEN MONTHS FROM NOW has joined memo --
FMK: Okay. Let's calm down for a second.
FMK: Look, I know it's useless to yell at my past self because what's done is done. But I gotta take it out on something.
FMK: I've found a spot with some connection so I think it'll last for at least a moment.
FMK: Even if I told you where I am, you wouldn't find it. It's some kind of...
FMK: parallel world?
FMK: Idk
FMK: I remembered I've bookmarked this memo so I might as well write some things down
FMK: I've been there for a while now. Don't know how much time, I don't know how to keep track.
FMK: I'm stuck with a handful of people too in this strange land. I don't know how to get out.
FMK: Shouldn't have messed with dimensions again.
FMK: But the past is the past, now.
FMK: Keppca. What kind of weapons do you have? We could use some.
FMK: Especially considering we're close to[ERROR]
-- FUTURE matricianKarkinos [FMK]'s connection has timed out --
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Post by sillyConformist on Sept 2, 2016 15:11:06 GMT
PSB: well, i have an assorted pile of swords, lances, sickles, maces, knives, guns, morning stars, sais, chainsaws, hammers, pickaxes,
PSB: and a bunch other things.
PSB: all of perfectly average quality.
PSB: i have no idea how to send them to a parallel world though,
PSB: and i'm not really in the habit off giving them away for free either...
PSB: but maybe we can negotiate some sort of deal there. ];0
PSB: on an unrelated note, do you think you could do something about your error quirk/
PSB: it's pretty much illegible.
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NeoTTolemo
Gadabout Pipsqueak
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Post by NeoTTolemo on Sept 4, 2016 11:40:37 GMT
CME: Y D0N'T THYNK THAT'S A QUYRK KEPPCA!
CME: Y HAVE CRAY0NS AND GRUB SAUCE. MY CRAY0NS ARE DEADLY WEAP0NS CAPABLE TO BRING D0WN H0STYLE CREATURES AND BREAK THE LYMYTS 0F TRADYTI0NAL ALTERNYAN ART ALYKE. AND THYS GRUB SAUCE YS PRETTY TASTY.
CME: BUT WYTH N0 WAY T0 YNTERACT WYTH THYS PARALLEL W0RLD Y0U'RE YN, EVEN MY CRAY0NS AND MY DELYCYOUS GRUB SAUCE W0N'T BE ABLE TO HELP YOU.
CME: YF THYNGS STAY AS THEY ARE N0W Y0U ARE PRETTY MUCH FUCKED.
CME: CAN'T WE JUST DRAG Y0UR CURRENT SELF INT0 THYS MEM0 S0 WE CAN YELL AT THEM 0VER AND 0VER UNTYL THEY DECYDE THEY W0N'T BE A DUMBASS AND TRAVEL THR0UGH DYMENSY0NS S0 RECKLESSLY?
CME: 0R, S0MEB0DY C0ULD ATTEMPT T0 TR0LL THEM 0N THEYR 0WN AND REP0RT THEYR RESULTS HERE. ANYB0DY UP F0R THAT 0R WYLL Y HAVE T0 RUN THYS RESCUE ATTEMPT MYSELF?
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Post by twinfuckyou on Sept 4, 2016 23:06:16 GMT
CTF: dityy nδt everyyδne is a gradevive whisderer/can travel thrδugh darallel universes at all]
CTF: δh, alsδ, welcδme.]
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Sept 5, 2016 3:14:03 GMT
CURRENT platinumUmbreon has joined the memo!
CPU: Hello!
CPU: What's going on?
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Post by SpottedBlades on Sept 5, 2016 9:05:12 GMT
-- FUTURE matricianKarkinos [FMK] TWENTY MONTHS FROM NOW has joined memo --
FMK: Sorry for the inconvenience there was a problem with connection
FMK: wdym, two months have gone
FMK: no they didnt
FMK: this place's time is fucked up
FMK: Anyway. We've found some weird equipment here so if you have weapons can you please scan them and send me a code or something
FMK: We've run into vampire-like creatures tat want to eat our bone marrow and i don't think it's good for us
FMK: that*
FMK: time's running out and one of us got injured
FMK: i feel you, jason. i feel your pain.
FMK: anyway, i should return to the main area quick.
FMK: the only spot with enough signal is in the middle of the vampires' territory
FMK: hello platumbreon
FMK: anyway gotta go
FMK: sorry for the errors, the network is inconsistent
FMK: i think it starts to error whenever vampires are nearb[ERROR]
-- FUTURE matricianKarkinos [FMK]'s connection has timed out --
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quixoticTokki
Void
baby gangsta
Posts: 702
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by quixoticTokki on Sept 5, 2016 23:15:20 GMT
-- CURRENT psychoticProgrammer [CPP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo --
CPP: WH47 7H3 H311 H4V3 1 57UM813D Up0N H3R3
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 6, 2016 7:23:41 GMT
-- CURRENT milkshakeOrgy [CMO] RIGHT NOW responded to memo --
CMO: I reəlly don't wənt to know whət the fuck is going on here
CMO: Some sort of fuckfest grubsəuce pərty?
CMO: Count me out. I'm not into thət sort of bullshit
CMO: Әctuәlly... I chәnged my mind. I wәnnә stәy
CMO: I hәve ә feeling this will get very fucking interesting
CMO: (lmәo)
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Post by twinfuckyou on Sept 6, 2016 16:19:12 GMT
CTF: hmmmmmmmmmmm]
CTF: far tδδ manyy trδlls tδ exdlain............]
CTF: well, mayybe first we cδuld dδ sδme drδder intrδductiδns.]
CTF: tδ start, i, twinFuckyyδu, am Æthelstan]
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quixoticTokki
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baby gangsta
Posts: 702
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Post by quixoticTokki on Sept 8, 2016 3:47:25 GMT
CPP: Y0U KN0W, N0RM411Y 1 W0U1D 574Y 4W4Y FR0M 411 7H15 71M3 8U115H17 Y0U F1ND 1N M3M05
CPP: 8U7 WH473V3R, 1'M H3R3 N0W.
CPP: Y0U C4N C411 M3 pH1N0X, 0R pH1.
CPP: 0R pR09 1F Y0U'D 11K3.
CPP: M4Y83 N07 pH1 4C7U411Y.
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NeoTTolemo
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Posts: 126
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Post by NeoTTolemo on Sept 8, 2016 10:40:22 GMT
CME: N0.
CME: N0 N0 N0 N0 N0 N0 N0!
CME: THERE YS N0 TYME F0R YNTR0DUCTIONS.
CME: JUST READ THE DAMNED BACKL0G Y0U SKETCHES SCRAWLED ON THE FL00R WYTH V0MYT AND MUCUS!
CME: Y KN0W WHAT Y'M TALKYNG AB0UT WYTH THAT C0MPARISON.
CME: BEEN THERE, D0NE THAT. ART YS BEAUTYFUL.
CME: BUT Y DYGRESS!
CME: YT'S TYME F0R ACTY0N!
CME: FMK Y D0N'T HAVE 0NE 0F TH0SE CARD SCANNER WHATMACALLYTS.
CME: Y D0 KN0W S0ME0NE WH0 D0ES TH0UGH.
CME: BUT HE'S AN ASSH0LE AND W0ULDN'T LET ME USE YT.
CME: S0 Y'M JUST G0YNG T0 BREAK YN YN HYS H0USE.
FUTURE mephistophelesEvil [CME] 10 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
FME: 0K D0NE, Y'M SCANNYNG THYS 0NE WEAP0N, YT'S CALLED THE
FME: Persistence of Stabs.
FME: RECYPE YS:
FME: Dagger + Crayon + Clock + Melted Cheese.
FME: C0DE YS:
FME: D4L1DGR.
FME: YT'S MELTY AND ARTY AND Y L0VE YT.
FME: Y ALSO THYNK YT MYGHT D0 S0ME TYME STUFF?
FME: TO BE H0NEST Y'M N0T SURE H0W YT W0RKS AT ALL.
FME: WAYT, Y HEAR S0ME N0YSES...
FUTURE mephistophelesEvil [CME] 10 MINUTES FROM NOW's connection timed out.
CME: W0W.
CME: Y SURE AM N0T L00KYNG F0RWARD T0 THAT N0W.
CME: Y'LL BE BACK.
CME: Y0U KN0W Y'M N0T LYYNG BECAUSE Y0U JUST SAW MY FUTURE SELF WRYTE T0 Y0U.
CURRENT mephistophelesEvil [CME] RIGHT NOW kicked himself from the memo.
PAST mephistophelesEvil [CME] 2 MINUTES AGO responded memo.
PME: WHAT THE FUCK KYNDA NAME YS ETHELSTAN?
PME: YT SOUNDS LYKE Y0U SPYLLED THYNK PAN JUYCE 0N Y0UR APR0N WHYLE TRYNG T0 DRYNK S0ME WYTH A SL0BBERYNG, DYSGUSTYNGLY WET T0NGUE THAT CAN REACH YNTO THE DEPHTS 0F 0UR S0ULS AND LYCK THEM.
PME: YT D0ESN'T EVEN HAVE SYX LETTERS YN YT! THAT'S BASYC TR0LL NAMYNG STUFF! H0W C0ULD Y0U FAYL S0 BADLY?
PME: DAMN.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 8, 2016 11:43:24 GMT
CMO: Wow, you guys reәlly think I'm fәlling for thәt?
CMO: Hilәrous
CMO: Your nәme doesn't even have six letters
CMO: D:E
CMO: For the speciәl snowflәkes (әkә the brәindead fuckers)
CMO: Reәl trolls hәve six letter first әnd second nәmes
CMO: You're not tricking әnybody
CMO: I'm әlso pretty sure thәt Æ is not a reәl letter
CMO: Just sәying (;E
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quixoticTokki
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Post by quixoticTokki on Sept 8, 2016 16:46:13 GMT
CPP: W311, M4Y83 7H3Y'R3 N07 4 7R011?
CPP: 1'V3 D0N3 50M3 D1991N9 1N70 7R01114N'5 C0D1N9 83F0R3, 4ND Y0U'D 83 5URpR153D 47 JU57 H0W F4R 7H15 7H1N9 C4N R34CH.
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Post by sillyConformist on Sept 8, 2016 17:25:27 GMT
PSB: wow, this memo suddenly got really busy1
PSB: hello, bunch of new people1
PSB: if you want to see my introduction, just scroll up a bit.
PSB: mk, if you want help from me then please tell me what kind abstratus you use
PSB: so that I can send you something that might actually help you,
PSB: and i'm going to need something in return, because as previouly stated,
PSB: i don't give my weapons away for free.
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Sept 8, 2016 21:27:38 GMT
CPU: Wow, whatever is going on, it's pretty confusing.
FUTURE platinumUmbreon has joined the memo!
FPU: Well, we've been pretty late, haven't we?
CPU: ....
CPU: I don't know what's going on. I just signed up on this site, and now I'm talking to myself....?
FPU: Eh, it's a bit hard to explain. Basically, time stuffs. The others might explain it better.
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quixoticTokki
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Post by quixoticTokki on Sept 8, 2016 22:07:25 GMT
-- PAST psychoticProgrammer [PPP] 52 HOURS AGO responded to memo --
PPP: WHY 4M 1 93771N9 N071F1C4710N5 F0R 7H15 M3M0 1'M N07 3V3N 1N?
PPP: N0 W417, 7H3R3 1 4M...FR0M 7H3 FU7UR3...0H 80Y.
CPP: 0H, 1 R3M3M83R 7H15 N0W.
CPP: 7H47 W45 7H15 M3M0?
CPP: 1 W45 5CR3W1N9 4R0UND 1N 7R0111N'5 FR4M3W0RK 4 C0Up13 D4Y5 490 WH3N 7H15 W3N7 0FF. 1 MU57 H4V3 F0R90773N 480U7 17.
PPP: Y34H 7H15 15N'7 H4pp3N1N9, 8Y3.
-- PAST psychoticProgrammer [PPP] has banned himself from the memo! --
-- FUTURE psychoticProgrammer [FPP] 2200 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo --
FPP: D0N'7 W0RRY A80U7 17 pU, W3 411 JU57 L34RN 70 R011 W17H 17.
FPP: C0Mp11C473D 71M3 5H17 4ND 411.
-- CURRENT psychoticProgrammer [CPP] has banned FUTURE psychoticProgrammer [FPP] from responding to the memo! --
CPP: 1 7H1NK p457 M3 H4D 7H3 R19H7 1D34 1N 11M171N9 7H3 NUM83R 0F 'M3'5' RUNN1N9 4R0UND.
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