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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2017 3:53:28 GMT
Payload [AC]: 3/100
Round 1 [SUMMON]: 3/25
The Negi Method 2.0 [ATTACK]: 3/10
+2 Piono
Dex Arson opens up HackerTyper, and infuses it with realness, causing it to actually hack things. His first target is the Dry Wall. He types up some anti-glitch/curing code, and it starts actually being cured. Somehow.
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Sp33d0n
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Post by Sp33d0n on Feb 27, 2017 9:58:10 GMT
The entire battlefield goes dark. Nothing can be seen for a number of moments. People panicking and running around in the dark might bump into a new, strange platform. Everything is silent for a few moments... until a single woman's voice is heard. Hi hi hi!Spotlights shine down from the heavens on this new presence. She has blonde hair, tied back into two pigtails. Skin paler than porcelain, and a medium length blue dress with white frills at the base. Shiny red high heels, blue and white bows in her hair. She has silver-plated glasses, in front of bright crimson eyes, full of light. In her right hand, a sliver staff, encrusted with sapphires. An enormous sapphire protrudes from the tip of the staff. Blue crystalline earrings, and a golden locket in the shape of a heart on her neck. She's got a charming wide smile, with brilliant white teeth... and elongated canine teeth.
You are dealing with The (self-proclaimed, but don't let her know I told you that!  ) Mistress of Magic herself, Alicia Charlotte Geraldson!
I heard that there was a thingy going on! So I'm here to save the day!
She hops down off the platform, which promptly disappears.
My name is Alicia Charlotte Geraldson! I am the Mistress of Magic, and I am a Dh-Dham... Half-Vampire! I'm not here to eat people though!
Alicia looks around, preparing to get set up. She notices Ennaxxor, and remembers a conversation she had with her brother earlier that week.
EARLIER THAT WEEK:
Hey brother!
Yes, Alicia?
How's your relationship with your girlfriend coming along?
A-Alicia! She's just my friend! How many times do I have to tell you this?
So are you not talking to her or something?
Of course we're still talking. You're just being silly.
If you say so!
IN THE PRESENT:
Alicia instantly runs up to Ennaxxor.
Hi! I'm Alicia! What's your name?
Alicia shakes her hand.
Do you wanna be friends? Ooooooh, I'll give you some of... THESE!
+2s fly at Ennaxxor.
I don't know where I got those.
Alicia then picks up her staff, spins it in a circle, just in her hand, then points it at the Iblis Crow. A shimmering cerulean bolt flies at it, and then implants into the Iblis Crow's head. It quickly explodes, spreading flames everywhere, but not touching Alicia. Alicia watches as the Iblis Crow glides towards the ground, smiling at her success.
I'm not incompetent! I am totally ready for this!
Action Summary:
Alicia joins the field, on the Omegabet side!
She fires a cerulean bolt at the Iblis Crow!
Special Attacks:
Queen of Coin: 1/150
Power of Magic: 1/20
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Post by Final Cat on Feb 27, 2017 10:33:20 GMT
/null
If somebody summons LeChuck, I will lose my shit
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Post by eneraldmann on Feb 27, 2017 11:10:08 GMT
+1 ConAir
I set the giant Chinese Handcuffs on fire. Why not
MM/FS/IB: 5/100
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Post by Piono on Feb 27, 2017 16:12:01 GMT
135/150 for HIS MIGHTY SHIELD
20/150 for The Forge
16/?
+2 to AC
I burn my way out of jondanger's infinite furniture store with an enormous fire tornado that catches Eight and Ten in its spread.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
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ThatOtherGuy
Greentike
Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Feb 27, 2017 17:36:09 GMT
/null
I summon LeChuck
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Post by consumptiveabsolutis on Feb 27, 2017 21:42:35 GMT
The Original Post [February 27th 2017]Annis then notices the Mistress of Magic pop in, a pleasant girl with a representation of cheer and smiles back further in dreamland, even if it's coated with a rain of blood. She, unfortunately for Annis's plans, is a Player, and not a Piece. This could go horribly, particularly considering that they're on different teams. Annis decides to be nice to her, and waves. " Hello, Ms. Geraldson! Do you want one of these too?" she says, holding a lemon tart in the air. Being a player character, huh.
The Amy-Annis Amendment [August 1st - ? 2017]Canon? Maybe? I don't know.You are in the crevices of All-Canon, a world in an undefined place likely above Fiction, where all of the world is canon. That's right. Every act you do within the boundaries of visibility, and perhaps even fast that - every dream you wish to be actuated, and the ones that you secretly want and thus write into the subtext, no matter how depraved, no matter how despicable, no matter how unacceptable, all are swept up into the endless umbrella, all under the nigh-omnipotent, even if bifurcated via civil war, guidance of the Establishment of rulers above. Everything is established as existence, and such is the code of the world. It's far away from Selene, a planet at war, where we set our scene - three girls walking through the streets, siblings of some order - a youngest carrying a rod within the middle, with a pair of twins nigh-identical to her flanking. The twin standing on the left carries a dagger, an athame, her grip coiled around it, her eyes severe. She constantly shakes, occasionally skipping back and forth, and her eyes are usually directed towards the ground, hiding away from the world around her. Her counterpart carries a wand, and smiles serenely, her steps with perfect grace, her strides tall and high. " This is blasphemy towards the good name of us dreamwalkers!" the youngest says, before lurching forth, and stomping onto the floor. She stumbles for a few seconds, before the right twin grabs her hand, and drags her back to her feet. " I concur," she says, before twirling her wand about, and pointing to an alley at the left. " That wasn't actually there five seconds ago," the left twin says, before kneeling down. She drives the blade into her flesh, and screams into the ether, before a surge of red energy spikes through her arm, and into the athame. An athame is intrinsically linked to witchcraft, and witchcraft is a chaotic art, with the only true laws being that weaved into the state of your coven. The left twin's pain courses through the athame, before she forces her pain into reality. Even meekly whimpering, her will is an absolute value, one that dictates that the distorted area will remain static. It does. The twin on the right runs over to her, before flicking her wand. " Thanks, Annis." " You're welcome, Annis," the twin, the Annis on the right says to her counterpart, twirling her wand about. " Stop calling each other Annis, Warrior, Templar, it's confusing!" the youngest Annis exclaims, walking almost half asleep onto the outskirts of the distorted area. POST IN WRITING.
[01/08/17] Giving emphasis to the actual action? Hah. No.
[27/02/17] (I think?) Annis then makes a small gesture, and the sky turns iridescent for a second, a tear ripping up and the subconscious, the true self, being let out. Annis's grip on her manifestation on Selene falters for a bit, before a great hand rips from the sky. Annis demanifests again, and again, before finally managing to anchor herself to reality. A maw rips open in the hand, before chains stab into the mind of the GM himself, again, and again, and again. This is a temporary kill, if something goes wrong, it's the GM's fault for not warning us that temporary kills would screw with updates. The maw opens, before it utters a word. TrickleJest, the Guardian, Hears. He is made to inspect an insult of some sort, Annis using her role as manifestation of salt to lambast him for the simple act of offended her. His faked expectations are blasted away by the maw uttering a great term, one that makes him coil in fear for a second. It taps into his mind, before he drifts into the rift, ascending bodily into the dreamworld.
The hand wraps around him, and he is given a taste of Annis's powers, forced to dreamwalk across reality. Ten chains appear in a ten houred clock, and the world is split tenfold, at least for TrickleJest. His mind lets go, his body is shredded and consumed by the inches and fears of all thoughts, at least on the Battlefield, and he takes one step. A number of chains swirl down onto the battlefield. If TrickleJest dies or is otherwise rendered invulnerable by a saving throw of his own, before the combo is over, or before it even starts, someone, as listed in the summary, will step forth and dreamwalk, and so on if they die.
I.
TrickleJest takes one step, and opens his eyes. He is in the bed of madness, chaos, a corporate cluster of messes and worlds shattered together. His soul is burdened by many curses, several locked, and they weigh down on him, and he can not move. Annis, from whereever she sleeps, forces him to get a guiding hand, something to 'help' him through his every step, and indeed, he can not act without the words I type, unless he uses his greater powers to break out. The Guardian brings order to the bed of madness, and steps forward, the seas of reality stopping.
Then comes a mockery, not like this wasn't simply several mockerys chained together. It is a burning beast, a pointless avatar of a pointless god. Of course, the actual god has a point, a very, very, good point, and the actual god deserves reverance, but this is a mockery of the actual godbeing. TrickleJest looks to the side, and sees a pope, before realising that he uttered the pointless avatar of a pointless god thing. The mockery looks at him, and opens its maw, before a triangular fish comes out. The fish has one eye, an eye of providence that sees all. The fish opens its maw, and TrickleJest sees a godhead.
Oh wait TrickleJest's just delusional he just sees a fish and the FISH CAN POP.
TrickleJest POPS open, and falls into the abyss below. He does not persevere, he simply suffers, fading into an oblivion.
II.
TrickleJest finds himself in space, and opens his eyes. There is hands, a pink, a red, a fuschia a violet a lavenderacrimson and they grasp around him, before poking. His essence ruptures, before a fragment of something greater falls down on him. He spreads his wings and flies through space, but space finds
Annis: Execute TrickleJest. As with a proper, Piono-styled nuke, damage goes to, in this order: TrickleJest > Terror Bat > Foodman > JOE's collection of golems / elementals > JOE himself. Damage does not transfer until a target is killed. The Last General [ARTIFACT]. [8/25]. ===== ===== ===== ===== =====.
Fleurine.
Freemasons. [SUMMON]. [Δ]. [23/25] ===== ===== ===== ===== =====
oh god I'm dead Twin will kill me oh god.
Overpowering. [UPGRADE]. [ ]. [20/50] ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== =====
+1 AC, +1 Masked.
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Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
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Post by foodman on Feb 27, 2017 23:20:54 GMT
Galath-Worker of Secrets HP-35,500-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed HealthIncrease-0/5 Magic learning-0/10 Spell charge pool-0 (-7 for spell)(+2 From AC +2 From JOE) Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate 6/150 80/100 for large hole All the Zombies (except the 30 still working) Rush BKoH and start gnawing on him After the zombies do their thing Galath casts one last incinerate spell on the knight. The Dual is over, and Galath emerges the Victor, as a trophy he takes the black knights armour and stores it in the "botnlausa poka" (the "bottomless sack") used in one of the previous attacks on the Knight. Galath whipsers: I am God and King and you will never defeat me. ((((yes that is a direct quote)))  ((incase BKoH isn't actually dead....uh...oops this will happen when he *IS* dead)) +2 Piono |
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Post by MaskedGeneral on Feb 27, 2017 23:53:13 GMT
/this was a placeholder at the time
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2017 9:01:55 GMT
Payload [ ]: 4/150 Round 1 [ARTIFACT]: 4/25 The Negi Method 2.0 [ATTACK]: 4/10 +2 Piono Dex Arson spawns two giant firey sword beams, grabs them by the handle, and does a sick sword combob on Lefty and Righty. The combob is so awesome it generates random .jpeg reaction images everywhere, and amplifies the memepower. The memepower eventually becomes so great that a giant white sword made out of cancer rises up from the moonrock below Dex. The sword flies into the nothingness, and comes back later, as several dank memes falling from the sky. Everyone's there: Dat Boi, Pepe, Gnome Child, even the Cash Me Ousside girl is there! Impact is imminent. When the memes land, they emit bass-boosted sound effects and blinding rainbow lights. It just so happened that all of them decided to land on Thyme Incarnate. The dankness eventually compresses beyond its memetic Schwarzenchild limit, causing it to turn into a very small black hole from which no memes can escape. But the smaller the black hole, the higher the Hawking radiation. So Thyme Incarnate is a pile of powdered toast now. The black hole stabilizes into a pure sword of memes. I learned all of this from Austin, the guy who runs the awesome THE SCIENCE! series. But hey, that's just a theory. A GAME THEORY! |
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Post by professionalMKsman on Feb 28, 2017 9:33:21 GMT
Charges:
Unleash: 21/100
Buff Party: 18/20
SOAotPP: 18/100
+2 Piono
Actions:
I decide to heal BKoH with my Ishkandarian Scepter by casting Ultima Restore, a superpowerful healing spell that can even rescue allies who are about to die to an extent, and also grant him a holy shield of power to protect him from incoming damage, as well as partially reflect any damage thrown at him. If BKoH is already dead, instead I use the scepter to target whoever killed him if that entity is vulnerable, firing off Ecstatic Superspark to rain several powerful lighting bolts from the sky beforecausing an explosion underneath the target, knocking it into several energy orbs before all the orbs shock the target.
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Post by joebob on Feb 28, 2017 11:22:24 GMT
voidmist counter: 61 Fire: 3%, 0/12 Water: 3%, 0/12 earth 13%, 0/52 [air 6% 6/12]the growth 4/? flame twirl 4/? entropic rift 2/? +2 edit:piono I cast air dash on tricklejest in hope he will dodge the ultra beam. do you really want him to die? if he does, i think Jest might take control, and that... would be bad. now then. if galath finished off the knight, the network hosting in him should get a Significant boost. if galath fails to finish of the knight, i change my order to terror bat to be attacking black knight. terror bat should then gain a significant boost from network.
galaths attack gains a 61% damage buff from voidmist.
I attack the castle, and decide to put a tactical nuke within. this nuke primes itself and I create an immense shield around the castle. the nuke goes off and blasts out a shockwave, which crashes into the wall then bounces back, hitting another part of the shockwave and causing another round of explosions, causing several parts of the castle to crash to the ground and decimate even more in a chain reaction. [postinwriting] "greetings miss... i believe your title was "mistress of magic"?"
"out of curiosity, over which forms of magic do you hold dominion?"
"here is a list of all types of magic i currently remember"
"Fire magic- controls heat and flame"
"water magic- controls water in all forms"
"air magic- controls air and speed"
"earth magic- controls and manifests earthen materials"
"plant magic- controls plants, leaches powers"
"metal magic- like earth but more metalic"
"energy magic- controls energy in its base form, allows for teleportation"
"electric magic- controls electricity, increases speed."
"machine magic- controls machines, powers them, creates high-tech things without total understanding"
"time magic- controls flow of time, limited time travel"
"space magic- controls space, teleportation and such"
"order magic- ill-defined. rarely used- unknown."
"life magic- creation, manipulation, and theft of life energy"
"death magic- destruction and corruption of life"
"primal magic- controls the forces that birth worlds, versatile."
"void magic- absorbtion and corruption of everything. linear growth."
"chaos magic- rarely used. often causes insanity in the wielder, masters can do truely amazing things."
"balance magic- can always perfectly match the strength of the opponent. yin and yang, so to speak."
"blood magic- healing, growth, evolution."
"perceptual magic- Everything, if you only believe"
"magic magic: generic magic, spells and rituals, wands, etc."
"glyph magic- a more orderly and reliable form of perceptual magic"
"celestial magic. power beyond all others, control of the heavens, copying of the rest of the world."
"please inform me of which one you use most, or exclusively. if it does not fit into these categorys, 's fine. most people don't around here..."
"I'm using air, water, fire, and earth magic, though my favorite is perceptual."
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Post by Piono on Feb 28, 2017 15:37:31 GMT
142/150 for HIS MIGHTY SHIELD
21/150 for The Forge
17/?
+2 to AC
I pre-emptively stab anyone who attempts to stop my attack, and then cast "Lightning X" on Eight and Ten.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
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Post by redstonetam15 on Feb 28, 2017 15:42:07 GMT
25/100 Arcana Orbis
7/10 Consumer Being
+2 to Piono
Judas gets casts Judgement on Galath. Judgement decides that Galath is evil, and blows him up with holy light.
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Post by arcanecynic on Feb 28, 2017 15:50:17 GMT
FlameL 71/77
LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 2/120
Grand necromancy 1/150
i take EADOllis and remove the EA then i put it in BKoH to make it BKoHaEA then is spend all my totally existent light mist which i created with my magic mirror and joe's reflection, and use it to heal BKoHaEA. i then summon the powers of awful hospital to heal BKoHaEA even more, circula is a great surgeon, and she got help from staph. bk is gonna be ok.
i also master celestial magic which is better than perceptual but also glyphs and actual reality bending which is objectively just a bit better than percetion, just to piss joe off, this should to rage dmg, but i'm gonna amp it up with emotional dmg soon enough =).
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Post by professionalMKsman on Feb 28, 2017 16:28:23 GMT
Charges:
Unleash: 22/100
Buff Party: 19/20
SOAotPP: 19/100
+2 Piono
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Post by TrickleJest on Feb 28, 2017 16:30:13 GMT
Galath-Worker of Secrets HP-35,500-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed HealthIncrease-5/5(+2from Joe) +1 From AC) Magic learning-0/10 Spell charge pool-2 Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate 5/150 (+1 from AC) 70/100 for large hole ((((((((((Health boost charge complete trickle O: Any zombies not working on the hole are still bodyblocking Galath(all but 30) I fill BKoH full of arrows, wouldnt want to be him right now. +2 Piono BKoH takes 15,000 damage! You increase Galath's HP by 2,500. I remind the world that i used 2 charges last round: CHARGE 1(was ~32)my wisp and core now have a greater level of customization. there are the following settings: hoard- summons a hoard of varied golems and elementals (examples are in ( ) ) ([Ω] [JoeBob] golems/elementals x14 500/500 HP) passive- these versions are weak, but have some useful passive ([Ω] [JoeBob] Air elemental 25% dodge chance 1/1 hp) normal- normal, like before but slightly strengthened by this upgrade. and special- the wisp AND core will both be offline 6 posts after summoning. stronger. ([Ω] [JoeBob] the abobmination 20,000/20,000 HP 1/10 factory) alternatively, i just gain the ability to customize them better and the Special option. also they get stronger. I then use Special and summon specials golemental. [Ω] [JoeBob] specials golemental 5,000/5,000 HP 1/3 walls (builds up a wall more efficiently) 1/4 regen (increases MHP and regeneration by [X] 1/5 resistance (increases MHP significantly) 1/11 dupliclone (summons a 1/2 strength clone of this entity.) i then +1 the fusion machine and fuse my elemental with specials golemental. CHARGE TWOFoundation of suffering 18/18 [also used 225 energy] 'Construct' [Ω-construct] [JoeBob] alter of the cycle. 1/3 cycle 1/10 incarnate souls: NULL cycle protects the alter with a wall incarnate summons a summon using the souls the alter has been given. a Full HP entity can be sacrificed to the alter to give it a soul. the stronger the entity the more souls. zombie=.1 or .05 souls, golem = 1 soul, etc. passive: soul wall: the alter is protected by the souls based on how big a wall they could have created in the time they where there minus the damage the alter has been targeted by. I then sacrifice both the earth and ferus golem to the alter. ([Ω-construct] [JoeBob] alter of the cycle. 1/3 cycle 1/10 incarnate souls: 2 golem souls) neither of these happened, but they should have. end of pointing out something that should have happenedvoidmist counter: 58 Fire: 3%, 0/12 Water: 3%, 0/12
earth 13%, 0/52[air 3% 3/12] the growth 3/? flame twirl 3/? entropic rift 1/? +2 foodman If the above does not cause a retoractive change, i use the special option in the way described above, and have already +1ed the machine (last turn) entity orders: my elemental builds up the wall. the other entitys are sacrificed to the alter. I order terror bat to, if otherwise unoccupied, kill righty and left. action: I cast air dash with 3 stacks on my wall. I then inform the world about a little problem with the white. → = DEFENDING, that means it can't be attacked. ← = ATTACKING. When an arrow is ATTACKING, it can also be attacked. Each arrow attack deals 3,000 DMG. From there, if a → and a ← are in adjacent tiles, they may fuse into ↔, having the abilities of both arrows that would mean that ↔ cannot be attacked, and can attack for 3,000 damage this results in a significant weakening of the white from "invulnerable ****" to "annoying but killable" now for actually acting. I attack black knight of hope, crushing him beneath his guilt at causing so much torment, at almost killing an innocent. at all the other tasks and actions he's done this war. I crush his spirit, giving him visions of all the horrors he did in the order of grima thing he was in, and everything from before the war. i give him visions of pasts that may have been, of all the hope he has/could have destroyed. his spirit starts to crack. I steal someone elses power from another world, the eye for weakness or power of curse. i look through his memorys and find what he most regrets. " you where weak"
"you where consumed"
"you could sacrificed many souls"
"you have expressed a lack of wish to kill those who cannot protect themselves, yet you have killed many anyway."
"you are corrupt. you destroy hope. you do not guard it. you do your best to shatter it into a million pieces."
"the power of hope is worthless in you."
"Y O U D O N O T D E S E R V E I T. "
"don't worry"
"you will soon be dead."
now, they did Try to remove his mind.
but surely they could not have succeeded.
the knight still acts. it fires beams, it walks, it breaths. this is imposible without a brain. if the knight gave direct physical control to the members of the destroyers, it would be an uncoordinated mess and would hurt itself repeatedly by falling to the ground. it needs a brain, a mind. something. and that is enough for me to shatter.
try controlling something truly mindless.
I Dare You. I continue to shatter the knights mind, making hopeless. I draw the knife and enter its mind.
the many attacks and alterations it has suffered make its mind a sickly glob, its defenses weak and its form uncertain. there is nary a thing to stop me as i repeatedly write "hopeles" "deeth" "qguilt" "faliure" and draw deltas before slicing them in half. the misspelling of the words also makes the knight more stupider, and reduces its ability to understand orders. to give an example that is to be ignored with regards to the attacks strength as it takes into account a future post, if ordered to attack "jest, the guardian, not jest, the madman", it would not understand and would most likely target TI, and deal 0 damage because of the white. after tormenting it on a subconscious level for some time, I decide thats enough of that and go do something else. [postinwriting] Oh, I didn't understand that it was something that you did just now, sorry. Also, constructs aren't a thing anymore. You fail to damage the Knight's mind, mostly because your post is sorta hypocritical, no offense, but saying that he gets "more stupider" because of the typos when "more stupider" is a mistake of its own doesn't really work. Annis realises that bodyguarding EADOllis ruins her actions, stops bodyguarding EADollis, before staring at TrickleJest. He's dead. He's ten out of ten, completely and utterly dead. He came for MK, she didn't speak out. He came for her, he's going to get stabbed, with an anti-reality railgun, in the face, and she's going to try her very hardest to oneshot him, even if he's the GM, because nobody screws with her creations, and nobody continually screws with her allies and gets away with it. Jest, the Guardian, not Jest, the Madman, Annis is coming for you. First, she raises the Establishment, and activates A Lord. She gestures to the sky, and it cracks, unadulerated red pouring from it. A claw reaches out, a fragment of an Agent so much greater, before grabbing onto the world. A blast of a brimsfire scorches the earth, before nightmares and madness course into the world. Meet the world Burning, everyone, not even an aspect, a mockery of the Red Dragon, true name [REDACTED] created by an Iconoclast, in this case Annis. It's very weak, but don't kill it, please. You too can be next on Annis demonstrating that she's an incarnation of salt, if you do so! Annis then flashsteps behind Thyme Incarnate, and smiles, shifting reality around her to appear a bit more genuine. " I don't want to hurt you, Miss, and I don't want your cash! Who's they? Do you want revenge on this strange they?" Annis says, continuing a beam. She puts her hand into a hammerspace, and takes out a lemon tart, before attempting to hand it to Enny.
[Δ] [Consumer] Burning: 2,000/2,000 HP. Simple. Very simple. Attack or Empower, empower increases an entity's attack.
Annis: Stop bodyguarding EADOllis (free action), befriend Enny (talking is a free action). Use A Lord, summoning Burning. Black Knight of Hope: ULTRA BEAM. TRICKLEJEST. EXECUTE THE HEATHEN. Burning: Get behind EADOllis. The Last General [ARTIFACT]. [7/25]. ===== ===== ===== ===== =====.
Fleurine.
Freemasons. [SUMMON]. [Δ]. [22/25] ===== ===== ===== ===== =====
oh god I'm dead Twin will kill me oh god.
Overpowering. [UPGRADE]. []. [20/50] ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== =====
+1 AC, +1 Masked.Enny eyes you for a second, before quickly gobbling up the tart. "What do you want then." She says stiffly. It seems cold, threatening. "Nobody comes to me for nothing. I'm part of your little plan, aren't I? You're just tangling me up in your web. I know it."You take a step back as her expression changes rapidly as she looks down. "I'm... I'm horrible. Nobody likes me. They always made fun of me... you wouldn't understand... I've been used a million times. I just want my existence to end. The best thing you could do is finish me."
Harsh.Well, what can I say, if I really am that charming that you want to blow my guts out of my body, I'm not one to arg- FUCK. YOU. YOU'RE A PATHETIC PIECE OF SHRIVELING ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. OR, THIS STUPID FUCKING PLANET, I GUESS.
DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE!!!!!! JUST DIE!!!!!!!!!! JUST DIE ALONG WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING CABAL!!!!!!!!!Wow. Aren't you overreacting a bit, pal?FUCK YOU, TOO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK EVERYTHING!That sure was something. Oh, whoops, looks like you managed to barely scratch me. The last time someone's done that, I ended their life with an unsharpened pencil! Stop being so fucking cocky. Sure, she didn't harm us that much, but- OH... OH GOD! WHERE'S OUR HAND!? WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR HAND!?!?!?I really don't have to narrate myself looking shocked as you just blast the fuck out of my hand, do I? I do!? Blech. It was my other hand, anyway. Ya know, the one I don't use to do shit? Okay. Here goes. "TrickleJest laughs a bit before looking over, realizing his dominant hand is full of blood. Obviously, he decides to wipe off the blood with the other hand. To his terror, it appears as if this hand has gone missing. Yeesh." Is that good enough for you? It could use some more polishing.  Shush. I have something to care of. MAYBE YOU'LL DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE BLEEDING!?Guys, could you just shut it for a second? I've got this under control! OH THE BLOOD OH GOD THIS IS THE END!I said, stop being melodramatic! Nothing serious! It's just a hand. Had we been blinded, that would be a problem. Have you seen Terezi? She's a badass and she's blind! What about Toph! They're both cool!So you'd rather be blinded? That's not what I said! I'm surprised I'm still not part of a sitcom. "Life of someone who has to deal with two maniacs in his head". That could be applied to any one of us!True. Well, looks like we're gonna have to hold off the V until the hand's fixed. V?Ya know, V. V for Vendetta. V for Vengeance. V for VVe're gonna fucking murder your face. I was hoping we could do it right now, but looks like our position isn't allowing it. ;(If you're okay with it, maybe I can let you wound her a bit. Wounding is for babies. If you're gonna do it, you gotta finish it! That's a good life motto... I guess? Anyway. Looks like I'm rambling. I'm going to have to go patch this u- NOT SO FAST, BUCKO. I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.We agreed to do th- SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. I'M DOING THIS, AND I'M DOING THIS NOW. THIS LITTLE BITCH'S ABOUT TO DIE.Woah! No derogatory terms, dude! Come on! It says so on the label! Besides, you two are des- Well, not this you- I mean, uhm... Errr... Uh... I'm gonna show myself out. You better.Hah. Okay, concentrate. He's right. Just a hand. Just a hand! Nothing serious!
You think you're smart, don't you? With your little plan? "Execute the heathen"? Where'd you get that from? That song that was on the radio a while back?
I'm going to make sure you die, along with your little itsby bitsy friends. Sure, I can subtract 99 damage from you right now and call it a day! But I don't like to cheat.
Well, that's a lie. I like to cheat. But not that crudely. You'll see what I mean.
So watch out for now, toots, you'll see death feels like.Toots? Is this suddenly the 70s? Shut your trap. I trap Piono in an endless furniture store. Eight continues charging: 5/8 Ten stabs the Black Shy-Guy with a uranium screwdriver. The Horde of Stylish Fans continues guarding Ten. Piono takes 1 damage, while the Shy-Guy takes 500. FlameL 63/77 LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 1/120 payment 20/20 masked here you go a blade of infinite potential. it's an artefact tho. Grand necromancy 0/150 I remind joe that bkoh can't think and therefore has no guilt. There is only hope. okay let's do this. i set up three trap cards, if this isn't allowed according to duel monster/yugioh rules i channel the power of seto kaiba and screw the rules, i do have money. i also make my opponents activate them. because, yet again, screw the rules. my first trap card is ultimate high five, this card forces two monsters of the opposing side to high five eachother so hard it deals 500 dmg, dmg is doubled for hand typed monsters. second card: leap of faith this makes an enemy monster take 100 dmg X their jump factor. humans have 1, rabiits 3, kangaroos 5, and frogs and toads 10. third card: kool aid. if the opposing monster is a wall it breaks and deals massive dmg to the monsters it shields otherwise take 500 dmg. now my plan comes into action. rock wall, algernon, lefty and righty activate the trap cards! algernon and the wall highfive eachother. lefty has a jump factor of .25. righty takes 500 dmg. NO! MY PLAN! THIS CANNOT BE! i must fix my mistakes, i must change this retroactively and then go back to th future. What does that do? Payment? Anyway, your post is really fucking funny. Hahahaha. Seriously. Welp, 500 dmg to Algernon, Lefty basically takes no damage, because admittedly 25 is nothing. Righty takes 500. As the pirate ship nears, you see that the pirate is male and has blonde hair. Mighty Pirate @tm: 3/10 In the meantime, I crush the Thyme Incarnate with the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. TI takes 1,000 damage. The general continues on his magical quest, trying and trying to help the Dry Guy lost to fusion return to being a Dry Guy. He couldn't care less about Joe's wall, though, especially since he decided he would just make another one. This time, he is joined by the Black Shy Guy, who figures that he isn’t really going to do much otherwise. Magistics: Pipe (x2): Shy Guys: 2 Supply Stockpile: 0 Castle (x1): Shy Guys: 1 Supply Stockpile: 0 Toy Box (x1): Toy Guys: 1 SkyGuy Castle: Sky Guys: 1 Supply Stockpile: 20% [General (x1), CA (+1)] 14/20 Another One [General (x1)] 18/20 Bootstraps [General (x1)] 6/50 The Gang’s All Here [Paused] 4/15 We Fall Alone [Shy Guys (Fortified (McDelta‘s Castle)) (x5)] 9/20 Super Sent-Guys (x5) [Shy Guys (Support) (x29), SkyGuys (Support) (x1)] 46/50 Improved Castle Anti-Air [Toy Guys (x8)] Look adorable +2 AC Unfusion - 4/5. Payload [AC]: 3/100 Round 1 [SUMMON]: 3/25 The Negi Method 2.0 [ATTACK]: 3/10 +2 Piono Dex Arson opens up HackerTyper, and infuses it with realness, causing it to actually hack things. His first target is the Dry Wall. He types up some anti-glitch/curing code, and it starts actually being cured. Somehow. The entire battlefield goes dark. Nothing can be seen for a number of moments. People panicking and running around in the dark might bump into a new, strange platform. Everything is silent for a few moments... until a single woman's voice is heard. Hi hi hi!Spotlights shine down from the heavens on this new presence. She has blonde hair, tied back into two pigtails. Skin paler than porcelain, and a medium length blue dress with white frills at the base. Shiny red high heels, blue and white bows in her hair. She has silver-plated glasses, in front of bright crimson eyes, full of light. In her right hand, a sliver staff, encrusted with sapphires. An enormous sapphire protrudes from the tip of the staff. Blue crystalline earrings, and a golden locket in the shape of a heart on her neck. She's got a charming wide smile, with brilliant white teeth... and elongated canine teeth.
You are dealing with The (self-proclaimed, but don't let her know I told you that! ) Mistress of Magic herself, Alicia Charlotte Geraldson!
I heard that there was a thingy going on! So I'm here to save the day!
She hops down off the platform, which promptly disappears.
My name is Alicia Charlotte Geraldson! I am the Mistress of Magic, and I am a Dh-Dham... Half-Vampire! I'm not here to eat people though!
Alicia looks around, preparing to get set up. She notices Ennaxxor, and remembers a conversation she had with her brother earlier that week.
EARLIER THAT WEEK:
Hey brother!
Yes, Alicia?
How's your relationship with your girlfriend coming along?
A-Alicia! She's just my friend! How many times do I have to tell you this?
So are you not talking to her or something?
Of course we're still talking. You're just being silly.
If you say so!
IN THE PRESENT:
Alicia instantly runs up to Ennaxxor.
Hi! I'm Alicia! What's your name?
Alicia shakes her hand.
Do you wanna be friends? Ooooooh, I'll give you some of... THESE!
+2s fly at Ennaxxor.
I don't know where I got those.
Alicia then picks up her staff, spins it in a circle, just in her hand, then points it at the Iblis Crow. A shimmering cerulean bolt flies at it, and then implants into the Iblis Crow's head. It quickly explodes, spreading flames everywhere, but not touching Alicia. Alicia watches as the Iblis Crow glides towards the ground, smiling at her success.
I'm not incompetent! I am totally ready for this!
Action Summary:
Alicia joins the field, on the Omegabet side!
She fires a cerulean bolt at the Iblis Crow!
Special Attacks:
Queen of Coin: 1/150
Power of Magic: 1/20
+2 EnnaxxorWelcome, Sp33d0n, or Alicia. Oh hey, it's you, one of those normal people! I have no fucking clue whether I should know this or not, but I do anyway, being science doesn't make sense and God is an atheist. 2k damage to Iblis! +1 ConAir I set the giant Chinese Handcuffs on fire. Why not MM/FS/IB: 5/100 Nice. The handcuffs melt and TI eats 'em. 135/150 for HIS MIGHTY SHIELD 20/150 for The Forge 16/? +2 to AC I burn my way out of jondanger's infinite furniture store with an enormous fire tornado that catches Eight and Ten in its spread. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle You block his attack, but fail to damage the entities. Annis then notices the Mistress of Magic pop in, a pleasant girl with a representation of cheer and smiles back further in dreamland, even if it's coated with a rain of blood. She, unfortunately for Annis's plans, is a Player, and not a Piece. This could go horribly, particularly considering that they're on different teams. Annis decides to be nice to her, and waves. " Hello, Ms. Geraldson! Do you want one of these too?" she says, holding a lemon tart in the air. Being a player character, huh.
Annis then makes a small gesture, and the sky turns iridescent for a second, a tear ripping up and the subconscious, the true self, being let out. Annis's grip on her manifestation on Selene falters for a bit, before a great hand rips from the sky. Annis demanifests again, and again, before finally managing to anchor herself to reality. A maw rips open in the hand, before chains stab into the mind of the GM himself, again, and again, and again. This is a temporary kill, if something goes wrong, it's the GM's fault for not warning us that temporary kills would screw with updates. The maw opens, before it utters a word. TrickleJest, the Guardian, Hears. He is made to inspect an insult of some sort, Annis using her role as manifestation of salt to lambast him for the simple act of offended her. His faked expectations are blasted away by the maw uttering a great term, one that makes him coil in fear for a second. It taps into his mind, before he drifts into the rift, ascending bodily into the dreamworld. The hand wraps around him, and he is given a taste of Annis's powers, forced to dreamwalk across reality. Ten chains appear in a ten houred clock, and the world is split tenfold, at least for TrickleJest. His mind lets go, his body is shredded and consumed by the inches and fears of all thoughts, at least on the Battlefield, and he takes one step. A number of chains swirl down onto the battlefield. If TrickleJest dies or is otherwise rendered invulnerable by a saving throw of his own, before the combo is over, or before it even starts, someone, as listed in the summary, will step forth and dreamwalk, and so on if they die.I.TrickleJest takes one step, and opens his eyes. He is in the bed of madness, chaos, a corporate cluster of messes and worlds shattered together. His soul is burdened by many curses, several locked, and they weigh down on him, and he can not move. Annis, from whereever she sleeps, forces him to get a guiding hand, something to 'help' him through his every step, and indeed, he can not act without the words I type, unless he uses his greater powers to break out. The Guardian brings order to the bed of madness, and steps forward, the seas of reality stopping. Then comes a mockery, not like this wasn't simply several mockerys chained together. It is a burning beast, a pointless avatar of a pointless god. Of course, the actual god has a point, a very, very, good point, and the actual god deserves reverance, but this is a mockery of the actual godbeing. TrickleJest looks to the side, and sees a pope, before realising that he uttered the pointless avatar of a pointless god thing. The mockery looks at him, and opens its maw, before a triangular fish comes out. The fish has one eye, an eye of providence that sees all. The fish opens its maw, and TrickleJest sees a godhead. Oh wait TrickleJest's just delusional he just sees a fish and the FISH CAN POP. TrickleJest POPS open, and falls into the abyss below. He does not persevere, he simply suffers, fading into an oblivion. II. TrickleJest finds himself in space, and opens his eyes. There is hands, a pink, a red, a fuschia a violet a lavenderacrimson and they grasp around him, before poking. His essence ruptures, before a fragment of something greater falls down on him. He spreads his wings and flies through space, but space finds
Annis: Execute TrickleJest. As with a proper, Piono-styled nuke, damage goes to, in this order: TrickleJest > Terror Bat > Foodman > JOE's collection of golems / elementals > JOE himself. Damage does not transfer until a target is killed. The Last General [ARTIFACT]. [8/25]. ===== ===== ===== ===== =====.
Fleurine.
Freemasons. [SUMMON]. [Δ]. [23/25] ===== ===== ===== ===== =====
oh god I'm dead Twin will kill me oh god.
Overpowering. [UPGRADE]. []. [20/50] ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== =====
+1 AC, +1 Masked.
Wow. Do you really think it would be that easy to kill me? Piono-styled nuke, she says. I'm starting to get sorta pissed, but I gotta fix this hand first. The blood's trickling everywhere. Ugh. Regardless, you manage to paper cut me. Congrats. The last post did more damage but you manage to actually knock me down to 1 HP! How wonderful! Galath-Worker of Secrets HP-35,500-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed HealthIncrease-0/5 Magic learning-0/10 Spell charge pool-0 (-7 for spell)(+2 From AC +2 From JOE) Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate 6/150 80/100 for large hole All the Zombies (except the 30 still working) Rush BKoH and start gnawing on him After the zombies do their thing Galath casts one last incinerate spell on the knight. The Dual is over, and Galath emerges the Victor, as a trophy he takes the black knights armour and stores it in the "botnlausa poka" (the "bottomless sack") used in one of the previous attacks on the Knight. Galath whipsers: I am God and King and you will never defeat me. ((((yes that is a direct quote))) ((incase BKoH isn't actually dead....uh...oops this will happen when he *IS* dead)) +2 Piono BKoH takes 20k damage from the zombies. 60k damage from Incinerate! Payload [ ]: 4/150 Round 1 [ARTIFACT]: 4/25 The Negi Method 2.0 [ATTACK]: 4/10 +2 Piono Dex Arson spawns two giant firey sword beams, grabs them by the handle, and does a sick sword combob on Lefty and Righty. The combob is so awesome it generates random .jpeg reaction images everywhere, and amplifies the memepower. The memepower eventually becomes so great that a giant white sword made out of cancer rises up from the moonrock below Dex. The sword flies into the nothingness, and comes back later, as several dank memes falling from the sky. Everyone's there: Dat Boi, Pepe, Gnome Child, even the Cash Me Ousside girl is there! Impact is imminent. When the memes land, they emit bass-boosted sound effects and blinding rainbow lights. It just so happened that all of them decided to land on Thyme Incarnate. The dankness eventually compresses beyond its memetic Schwarzenchild limit, causing it to turn into a very small black hole from which no memes can escape. But the smaller the black hole, the higher the Hawking radiation. So Thyme Incarnate is a pile of powdered toast now. The black hole stabilizes into a pure sword of memes. I learned all of this from Austin, the guy who runs the awesome THE SCIENCE! series. But hey, that's just a theory. A GAME THEORY! OH NO. NOT THE MEMES. Anyway, TI doesn't get hurt, but you successfully finish off the hands! Charges: Unleash: 21/100 Buff Party: 18/20 SOAotPP: 18/100 +2 Piono Actions: I decide to heal BKoH with my Ishkandarian Scepter by casting Ultima Restore, a superpowerful healing spell that can even rescue allies who are about to die to an extent, and also grant him a holy shield of power to protect him from incoming damage, as well as partially reflect any damage thrown at him. If BKoH is already dead, instead I use the scepter to target whoever killed him if that entity is vulnerable, firing off Ecstatic Superspark to rain several powerful lighting bolts from the sky beforecausing an explosion underneath the target, knocking it into several energy orbs before all the orbs shock the target. You heal BKoH for 20,000! voidmist counter: 61 Fire: 3%, 0/12 Water: 3%, 0/12 earth 13%, 0/52 [air 6% 6/12]the growth 4/? flame twirl 4/? entropic rift 2/? +2 foodman I cast air dash on tricklejest in hope he will dodge the ultra beam. do you really want him to die? if he does, i think Jest might take control, and that... would be bad. now then. if galath finished off the knight, the network hosting in him should get a Significant boost. if galath fails to finish of the knight, i change my order to terror bat to be attacking black knight. terror bat should then gain a significant boost from network.
galaths attack gains a 61% damage buff from voidmist.
I attack the castle, and decide to put a tactical nuke within. this nuke primes itself and I create an immense shield around the castle. the nuke goes off and blasts out a shockwave, which crashes into the wall then bounces back, hitting another part of the shockwave and causing another round of explosions, causing several parts of the castle to crash to the ground and decimate even more in a chain reaction. [postinwriting] "greetings miss... i believe your title was "mistress of magic"?"
"out of curiosity, over which forms of magic do you hold dominion?"
"here is a list of all types of magic i currently remember"
"Fire magic- controls heat and flame"
"water magic- controls water in all forms"
"air magic- controls air and speed"
"earth magic- controls and manifests earthen materials"
"plant magic- controls plants, leaches powers"
"metal magic- like earth but more metalic"
"energy magic- controls energy in its base form, allows for teleportation"
"electric magic- controls electricity, increases speed."
"machine magic- controls machines, powers them, creates high-tech things without total understanding"
"time magic- controls flow of time, limited time travel"
"space magic- controls space, teleportation and such"
"order magic- ill-defined. rarely used- unknown."
"life magic- creation, manipulation, and theft of life energy"
"death magic- destruction and corruption of life"
"primal magic- controls the forces that birth worlds, versatile."
"void magic- absorbtion and corruption of everything. linear growth."
"chaos magic- rarely used. often causes insanity in the wielder, masters can do truely amazing things."
"balance magic- can always perfectly match the strength of the opponent. yin and yang, so to speak."
"blood magic- healing, growth, evolution."
"perceptual magic- Everything, if you only believe"
"magic magic: generic magic, spells and rituals, wands, etc."
"glyph magic- a more orderly and reliable form of perceptual magic"
"celestial magic. power beyond all others, control of the heavens, copying of the rest of the world."
"please inform me of which one you use most, or exclusively. if it does not fit into these categorys, 's fine. most people don't around here..."
"I'm using air, water, fire, and earth magic, though my favorite is perceptual."
"its also fine if you ignore this, theres probably something more important then answering this..."You... don't get to command Terror Bat. But sure, I guess that could be his action, 20k. The Castle takes 3k damage. Well, the 'Gator does. 142/150 for HIS MIGHTY SHIELD 21/150 for The Forge 17/? +2 to AC I pre-emptively stab anyone who attempts to stop my attack, and then cast "Lightning X" on Eight and Ten. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle They both take damage! 25/100 Arcana Orbis 7/10 Consumer Being +2 to Piono Judas gets casts Judgement on Galath. Judgement decides that Galath is evil, and blows him up with holy light. Galath takes 2k damage! FlameL 71/77 LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 2/120 Grand necromancy 1/150 i take EADOllis and remove the EA then i put it in BKoH to make it BKoHaEA then is spend all my totally existent light mist which i created with my magic mirror and joe's reflection, and use it to heal BKoHaEA. i then summon the powers of awful hospital to heal BKoHaEA even more, circula is a great surgeon, and she got help from staph. bk is gonna be ok. i also master celestial magic which is better than perceptual but also glyphs and actual reality bending which is objectively just a bit better than percetion, just to piss joe off, this should to rage dmg, but i'm gonna amp it up with emotional dmg soon enough =). You fail to do that because A) EADOllis has Fusion Sickness and B) Elites can't fuse, so it doesn't work on both sides. You manage to heal BKoH for 30k though. Charges: Unleash: 22/100 Buff Party: 19/20 SOAotPP: 19/100 +2 Piono Nice. Seriously, TJ, "dopholder"? How unoriginal can you get? -5 STYLE points for being a lazy prick this one time. And another -100 STYLE points for always being a fucking prick.
EOTB!
No entity EoTB for this one. I really hate doing these, just press Ctrl + F or Cmd + F and search your entities in there to see who shat on them and who didn't.
Thyme Incarnate sits around, being protected.
Terror Bat is stunned...
The Evasive Ninjas evade into the sunset, only to crash the sun into the Gator.
Enny stuns the Necromancers.
Xylan charges something... 4/5.
The Pilot charges something... 9/15.
The Messenger and Welder help The Pilot... 12/15.
I do... things.
PLOT!
The White starts acting this turn.
The Arrows deal 3,000 + 2,000 DMG both, amount to 10,000 DMG, used on EADOllis.
Hm.
Not having a hand sucks.
Looks like I'm going to have to get this fixed.
The Fusion Machine is heating up because you use it every turn! Try using it a bit less.
ITINERARY!
[ALL] - Destroy Thyme Incarnate!
[ALL] - Destroy THE WHITE!
[Ω] - Destroy Xylan.
[Ω] - Defend The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Ω] - Destroy the Black Knight of Hope! He's a crazy heavy hitter and a tank at the same time.
[Δ] - Destroy The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Δ] - Defend Xylan.
[Δ] - Defend the Black Knight of Hope! It allows you to tear through the Omegabet. Don't forget to heal it, it's getting low!
BATTLEFIELD!
[H-BOSS] THYME INCARNATE - 273,000/400,000 HP. ROYAL Ċ̴͚̘̬̯͇̱̣͉̇͂́͌͐̈̏Ù̶̹̟̹̮̰͎̼͇͋́̌̆̑̀̑K̶̳̱̼͍̭̫͎͗̓͌͊͆̒͜͠͝F̵͔͔͉̹̺͙͓̰̓̈́̓̎̈̀̂͘-UP: [III]. TAZZIAN™ THYME: [II] [III] [III]. AND THEN THERE WAS NULL: [l]. PROTECTED BY THE WHITE![H] ENNAXXOR - OPERATES FOR THREE MORE TURNS! STUNS RANDOM ENTITY! [FOR SADISTS - GIVING ENNAXOR A +2 WILL ADD TWO TURNS OF THEM BEING ON THE FIELD, BUT THEY WON'T STUN YOUR ENTITIES].
[H] THE WHITE - ← ↑ ← ↓ → → → → → →
[] The Maze... Under Construction!
[] Fusing Machine. Fuses two or more entities, at a cost. Whoever wants to their entities must pay a +1 to the Fuser. The more entities you want to fuse, the more you pay. +1s can be given out over many turns if you wish to fuse many entities.
USING IT REPEATEDLY WILL BREAK IT! HEAT: 500.
[] DRy WaLL - 3k1p1p/29jj02x HELPrn392 cure291kpp MEfrmokfmrof KILLMEKILLMEKILLME
[Ω-LEADER] The Messenger - 25/30 HP.
[Ω-LEADER] The Welder - 70/70 HP.
[Ω-LEADER] The Pilot - 49/50 HP.
[Ω] Evasive Ninjas [x2] - 1/1 HP. 96% evasion chance. [Ninja Techniques: Can disappear in a puff of smoke and reappear in other places].
[Ω] [ThatOtherGuy] LoLaTSprite^4 - 10,000/10,000 HP. 20% evasion chance.
[Ω] [Foodman] Zombies (x60) - 12/12 HP. [Zombie: Can turn other entities into zombies]. 20% evasion chance.
[Ω] [Foodman] Necromancers (x8) - 24/24 HP. 20% evasion chance. STUNNED - 3 TURNS.
[Ω] [Telaxius] Algernon - 500/12,000 HP. 20% evasion chance.
[Ω] [Foodman] Galath - 30,500/35,500 20% evasion chance.
[Ω] [JoeBob] Rock Wall - 1,200/1,200 HP.
• [Ω] [JoeBob] Specials Golemental2 - 32,000/32,000 HP. [Regeneration: Heals 3,000 HP per turn]. 1/3 Walls. 1/4 Regeneration. 1/11 Duplicone.
[Ω] [JoeBob] Altar of the Cycle. 1/3 Cycle. 1/10 Incarnate. [Souls: 2 Golems].
[Ω] [BebGreenWood] Hush - 12,000/12,000 HP. 20% evasion chance.
[Ω] [TrickleJest] Terror Bat - 51,000/65,000 HP. [Flighty: Cannot be damaged by grounded attacks]. 20% evasion chance. STUNNED - 2 TURNS.
[Δ-LEADER] Xylan - 134/140 HP.
[Δ] [SinkingSailor] Iblis Crow - 4,080/20,000 HP.
[Δ-ELITE] [Consumer] [ArcaneCynic] Black Knight of Hope - 2,890/600,000 HP.
[Δ] [MaskedGeneral] Black Shy-Guy - 8,500/10,000 HP.
[Δ] [MaskedGeneral] McDelta Castle - 47,000/50,000 HP.
[Δ] [MaskedGeneral] SkyGuy Castle - 10,000/10,000 HP.
[Δ] [Consumer] [ArcaneCynic] EADOLLIS - 24,900/48,000 HP. Shaper: 13 Turns. The Scrolls: [lll]. The Threads: 1/5. [Shield - 25,000/28,000 HP]. [Fusion Sickness: Cannot fuse] STUNNED - 1 TURNS.
[N] [Jondanger23] Eight - 2/8 HP. Blessing of the Arachnids (Can only take 1 HP at a time).
[N] [Jondanger23] Ten - 4/10 HP. Blessing of the Decagons (Can only take 2 HP at a time).
[N] [Jondanger23] ANGRY HORDE OF STYLISH FANS - 5,000/5,000 HP. 2 SP. Blessing of the Stylishness (Style points protect their HP as a shield, but can only be damaged 1 SP at a time).
[-PLAYER] IreCreeper - 20/20 HP. [THYME!]
[-PLAYER] CrystalCat - 20/20 HP. [THYME!]
["Ω"-GM] TrickleJest - 1/20 HP. {A} 8ULLETS IN THE FIRE: Ammo: [ll].
[Ω-PLAYER] JoeBob - 20/20 HP. 1 AC. [THYME!]
[Ω-PLAYER] Foodman - 20/20 HP. {A} Sál þjófur: x1.5 Damage Multiplier!
[Δ-PLAYER] Consumer / ConsumptiveAbsolutist / Annis - 18/20 HP. {A} The Establishment: A Name: [lllll]. A Destroyer: 3/3. A Metaphysical: 4/5. A Null: 4/7. A Scribe: 4/10. BODYGUARDING EADOLLIS!
[Δ-PLAYER] ArcaneCynic - 20/20 HP.
[N-PLAYER] Pionoplayer - 20/20 HP. {A} Rapture: Quadruple 'Quake: [ll]. Elemental Elimination: [l].
SPOILS OF WAR:
︻デ┳═ーーー
Owned by Pionoplayer.
Damage: Great.
Cooldown: 3/5 Turns.
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Owned by Pionoplayer.
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 2/2 Turns. READY!
COOPER-HAMMER
Owned by Cyanogynist.
Damage: Immense.
Cooldown: 4/10 Turns.
INSANITY POGO
Owned by NothingIsOkay.
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 4/4 Turns. READY!
Perk: Deals 'insanity' damage that damages foe over time.
YOLK GATE
Owned by JoeBob.
Cooldown: 9/50 Turns. One-time use.
Perk: Unknown
TRICKSTHYME
Owned by Pionoplayer.
Cooldown: WAAAA!
Perk: 50/50 chance to either mess up an entity or buff them extremely.
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Post by joebob on Feb 28, 2017 16:30:59 GMT
voidmist counter: 64
Fire: 3%, 0/12
Water: 3%, 0/12
[earth 13%, 13/52] I use rock wall to increase the size of my wall/build up my wall with 9 stacks, and build a wall to protect tricklejest with 4. I don't want trickle to die. I feel like that would give TI control of update terminal.
air 9% 0/36
the growth 7/? +2 obeast (thanks)
flame twirl 5/?
entropic rift 3/?
+2 foodman
my elemental builds up the wall.
my action will be unfusing the old wall from dryguy, which will presumably combine the 2 walls? if not, both my entitys go behind the bigger wall and i build up the bigger one (with rock wall)
I walk up to the drywall.
"since it looks like i can hopefully unfuse you this action, i'm going to do that."
a large amount of rocks float up from the ground, spinning around me, and form into a small, very, very dense chisel. using my telekinetic powers with regards to rocks, i slowly chip off parts of it to get to the skeletal dryguy parts, which all disappear on contact and appear infront of masked general. he gets to comfort his friend and take care of them and stuff. after doing this for some time, I've gotten all the dryguy parts out but one. the problem, because there has to be a problem, is that dryguy part is right in the middle, and i would have to severely harm the wall to get to it. so what do it do? severely harm the wa make a portal. i can still do that for non-redirect actions, after all. so i stick my hand through the portal and the last dryguy part vanishes, though theres a tiny chink in it because of a slight mistake with portals.
after that, I levitate the smaller wall and plop it down on top of the now unfused wall, and my elemental & the altar of the cycle both go behind it, the elemental by walking and the altar by... welllllllll... ummm.... ok yeah i'm not describing it. just imagine the most horrific and unnatural way for a slab of rock to move.
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Post by professionalMKsman on Feb 28, 2017 16:33:32 GMT
Charges:
Unleash: 23/100
Buff Party: 20/20 READY!
SOAotPP: 20/100.
+2 Piono
Actions:
I would like to throw a BUFF PARTY to celebrate my awesomeness, and so everyone on DE is invited to come celebrate! Now, I'm known for being a legendary party master, and today, I'm here to deliver! I've got all the nice favors set up, tons of snacks, cool presents for everyone, band performances, I've got everything needed to make Selene party spot number one for the day for the entire universe!
And for our festivities, it's time to give out some gift bags!
Everyone in DE who is damaged get healed, with more damaged allies getting healed more.
In addition, buffs become available! Each friendly DE entity can only take one. (You can balance, but not nerf into oblivion, bc that's not balancing. I know I'm jinxing myself here, but....whatever.)
-Weapons overcharge: Significantly increased attack power for a few turns.
-Specialist: The player who picks this up can choose an enemy player, the player deals more damage to the enemy player and takes less damage from the enemy player.
-Defensive matrix: After taking a certain amount of attacks each turn, the defensive matrix produces a shield that blocks any further attacks incoming for the turn.
-I'M ALREADY ATTACKING: Prevents a player from getting countered for a few turns.
-Edgar's second paragraph filter: The player who picks this up can only take damage from the first five actions or first paragraph of all opponent's attacks for a few turns.
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Post by eneraldmann on Feb 28, 2017 16:45:46 GMT
Placeholder thingy
+2 Piono
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
Posts: 123
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by foodman on Feb 28, 2017 17:11:28 GMT
Galath-Worker of Secrets
HP-38,000-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed
HealthIncrease-0/5
Magic learning-0/10
Spell charge pool-0 (-6 for spell)(+2 From AC +2 From JOE)
Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate
6/150
90/100 for large hole
((Too trickle, 6 charges + nice death post, an entity as great as BKoH deserves one, he will be missed.))((also reminding you too actually buff galaths health this round))
With the emanate death of the Knight Galath speaks too him
"You never did stand a chance, you know that right? However old and powerful you think your are I am more so, I have lived years beyond counting I am truly Immortal, can you claim the same? Even if you were too kill me here it wouldn't end me. Could you have banished me? Perhaps but I would never have stopped hunting you down. I have created worlds and I have destroyed them. I can create the unkillable and then kill it. Anyone here on this battlefield has not seen one thousandth of the things I have created, let alone seen. And yet, you were a worthy adversary for one so young. Any last words?"
"tu quoque, Galath"
Galath casts one last incinerate spell on the knight.....again.
((stuff that i said last turn because i thought he was gonna die and then he didn't so i'm saying it this turn instead......))
The Dual is over, and Galath emerges the Victor, as a trophy he takes the black knights armour and stores it in the "botnlausa poka" (the "bottomless sack") used in one of the previous attacks on the Knight.
Galath whipsers: "I pity you, you could have been far greater than you already were, I could have made you Immortal but you chose too oppose me, and so you chose death."
+2 Piono (seriously arn't you getting enough +2s with the charge loop now you gotta get everyone else to give them too you too? lol)
(((Too anyone who this seems unfinished/polished , well that's probably because i wont be declaring this done until the next dop when i cant add more. also sorry for the horrible formatting, blame BKoH for not dieing LAST round)))
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Post by Piono on Feb 28, 2017 17:12:49 GMT
150/150 for HIS MIGHTY SHIELD (Thanks to JOE for making this possible)
22/150 for The Forge
18/?
+2 to AC
When Captain America throws his mighty shield,
All those who chose to oppose his shield must yield.
Unless you're a bomb or a plane or some ice
Or a brainwashed buddy or PIONONUKES
THEN YOU DON'T NECESSARILLY HAVE TO YIIIEEEELDDD
150/150 expended for HIS MIGHT SHIELD
I take out a watch, press a few buttons on it then smile as a sheet of vibranium spirals outwards and locks into place.
This isn't quite a perfect replica of Cap's shield, but I think it's better. For one thing it has a force field generator so that I don't even have to point the shield at stuff to block it.
Cap's Shield Replica: Artifact.
Provides the wielder with absurd amounts of defense and armor.
Has three specials:
GET DOWN: 3 round charge, bodyblock a target while maintaining full armor for the round.
Shield pulse: 5 round charge, become invincible for 1 round through a powerful blast of energy shielding. Prevents you from attacking during that round however.
Reflector: 10 round charge, become invincible for 2 rounds AND collect all incoming attacks as solid damage. At the end of those two rounds, take all of those attacks and unleash them on one target as a single massive attack.
I want to get at least like, 5 armor if possible. If that means having to remove one or two of the specials, that's okay. Drop them in order from largest to smallest to give the armor boosts.
I was later informed of how expensive AC is. This artifact will be a pure AC artifact, with no other effect.
That having been said, I level Rapture at the White and send out a massive slew of destructive death energy, vaporizing as many arrows in one shot as I can get away with.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Just barely starting this off, but a couple of people have been +ing me, so I'm gonna give them credit. And JOE for helping me get this out in time.
MKsman: 10
redstone: 10
foodman: 10
Cyan: 10
Emerald: 10
JOE: 5
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Post by arcanecynic on Feb 28, 2017 18:12:05 GMT
FlameL 74/77
LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 3/120
Grand necromancy 2/150
i attack tricklejest with a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really big edgy sword. like really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really big, really. i then claim bullets in the fire if he's ded bcuz of my post.
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Post by consumptiveabsolutis on Feb 28, 2017 19:10:17 GMT
" Miss," Annis says, dreaming up another tart, " I just want to help you out. If I just kill you, you'll remain depressed in the afterlife, which would be a fate of eternal horrors, and as far as I know, I can't kill you, and don't want to kill you. I just want to make your life better, not abuse you, or turn you into some puppet of some form." I suddenly remember Annis believes that she's a nice person, and what she says. Annis then looks at TrickleJest. " It seems the heavens both hate us, anyway, and here's the manifestation of God himself!" Annis says. She spins around, and points to TrickleJest. " Guardian, I can guess what you're thinking. You're the corrupt establishment, crushing everyone below you in your mania, always dreaming of more, and more, power, grasping and thirsting for it, and when someone tries to even challenge it, you take your two hands, just like the Madman has, and attempt to crush them, flailing about, screaming about how you want them to die and die and die." Annis waves the Establishment, attempting to seem threatening. She instead waves it about poorly, and nearly trips, clutching the Establishment to his chest. Sues are clumsy, and this event, of course, is an archetype - the infallible Sue saving someone poor from the clutches of a cruel madman! Annis is perfect and infallible and getting more and more like a Sue every day that I deal with her. Annis waves the Establishment again, and a cherry tree falls from the sky. It rains cherries, before Annis picks two up. She gives the first to Ennaxxor, before running towards TrickleJest with the second. She smacks TrickleJest's face with the Establishment, jumps up, before lightly tapping him with the second. Again. And again. And again. And again. TrickleJest is cherrytapped, hopefully with a to death. If there isn't a to death, Annis conjures up an Anti-Reality Railgun, and stabs TrickleJest with it. As it appears I can immediately claim artifacts, I claim 8ULLETS IN THE F1RE.
Annis: Befriend Enny, actually kill TrickleJest, claim Bullets In The Fire. Burning: Actually exist, get behind EADollis. EADollis: Be stunned. Curse Jest's name. The Last General [ARTIFACT]. [9/25]. ===== ===== ===== ===== =====.
Fleurine.
Freemasons. [SUMMON]. [Δ]. [24/25] ===== ===== ===== ===== =====
Grasp an untaken world in your hands, and use your chances to pervert it.
Overpowering. [UPGRADE]. []. [21/50] ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== =====
+2 Ennaxxor. Yes, I have confirmation that I can do this perpetually!
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Post by jondanger23 on Feb 28, 2017 23:19:53 GMT
I smack the White with a perfectly generic baseball bat.
That is, to say, a baseball bat made out of pure creativity.
I would describe it, but that would cause everyone's brains to explode violently.
Eight continues charging: 6/8
Ten walks up to the Black Knight of Hope, pulls out a gold-plated explosive, and detonates it, killing him instantly and damaging the Black Knight of Hope.
The Angry Horde of Stylish Fans make a Ten Memorial. It's so shoddily made, that it defies all laws of physics and falls up. It hits a space station, which falls on the Terror Bat. The space station then pulls two guns out of its pockets, and unloads a clip into Hush.
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) Mistress of Magic herself, Alicia Charlotte Geraldson!
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