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Post by arcanecynic on Sept 26, 2016 13:36:13 GMT
2 zbs I summon one other cynic: zane(from omegasplit)cynic and fuse with everycynic including sanders making me cynicus arcanum rex: the 'godking' of 'chickenwing' new being new action( plus i'm basicly using all of the actions of my Summons as well so i'd greatly apreciate it the won't be half damage for me this turn) i use my new found power to summon my new weapon : the transforming blade of deep fried reaping: chartreuse sword form an attack lord english, plant Some chicken beaks which grow to KFC's (like the one i summoned but maybe weaker) and use my last resort point the shield as much people as possible from B5
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Post by arbitraryTemplar on Sept 26, 2016 14:22:01 GMT
"Hehehahahaha! This is almost TOO easy! None of you have the blade that can truly hurt us! You are powerless to stop your demise!" GRIMA fires a row of shadow spikes that strike at all the actively-fighting Englishes.
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Sept 26, 2016 14:34:11 GMT
I throw a duck at Board English, and start patching up our summons. As well as continuing charging up ? ? ?
? ? ? 2/20
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Sept 26, 2016 14:34:27 GMT
((oh and 2) ZBS))
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Post by heyitskane on Sept 26, 2016 15:35:33 GMT
I fire the orbital cannon and reflect the beam off my sword.
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Post by Piono on Sept 26, 2016 17:36:55 GMT
Trickle, to be perfectly honest, although the story is kinda cool, you're being a bit aggressive with it. People really generally aren't too interested in the story details of these games until they become relevant, so wait until then to unveil your masterpiece.
10/10 for MADNESS!!! 8/10 for Critical Failure
I decide that really, as-is, there's not much point to attacking blindly, especially given that everything's going to go to crap this update. I tell the Cybersaurus to defend itself from the upcoming multi-attack if it can, and summon a shield around it to boot.
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Post by TrickleGuest on Sept 26, 2016 18:22:45 GMT
Its me, I was just too lazy to log in. New update in an hour or so.
PS: Piono, that was what I was scared of (being aggressive)... Crap... I'll try to be more passive and drive the story forward bit by bit.
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Post by jondanger23 on Sept 26, 2016 19:34:23 GMT
I take out a pair of scissors, and slash into Chord English!
Curry Surprise: 2/10
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 26, 2016 19:45:30 GMT
I suddenly realize that I should've charged this turn, and just make the charge come out easily. A Giant Robot of Doom appears, and throws all of the English variants into the sun. GIANT ROBOT OF DOOM summoned! You can't throw them into the sun, remember when Kane put you all on the Meteoroid in Page 5? You are orbiting the Sun, yes, but you are currently not facing it and due to insane shenanigans you throw them into the void instead. Since B5 finished charging, the summon chain is over. Well, looks like they all came back from the void except Board English. Whoops. 2 zbs I summon one other cynic: zane(from omegasplit)cynic and fuse with everycynic including sanders making me cynicus arcanum rex: the 'godking' of 'chickenwing' new being new action( plus i'm basicly using all of the actions of my Summons as well so i'd greatly apreciate it the won't be half damage for me this turn) i use my new found power to summon my new weapon : the transforming blade of deep fried reaping: chartreuse sword form an attack lord english, plant Some chicken beaks which grow to KFC's (like the one i summoned but maybe weaker) and use my last resort point the shield as much people as possible from B5 +1 vote for the second variant! You make... CYNUS ARCANUM REX! And no, it won't be half damage this turn. Also, no offense, but you look like you're rushing a lot with your posts. I'm sorry but sometimes you seem to have rushed them and some parts are un-readable. I really don't mean any offense and you're a really cool dude, but please try to make your sentences more coherent. Anyways, you also summon Mini-KFCs! (x10). You attack Lord English! You also fill up his chartreuse-ness bar... but that doesn't seem to have done anything... weird... Congrats on remembering the Last Resort points! However, you are immediately given it back, as the B5 is not something you can be shielded from... hehehe... " Hehehahahaha! This is almost TOO easy! None of you have the blade that can truly hurt us! You are powerless to stop your demise!" GRIMA fires a row of shadow spikes that strike at all the actively-fighting Englishes. You deal severe damage to all of the Englishes. I throw a duck at Board English, and start patching up our summons. As well as continuing charging up ? ? ? ? ? ? 2/20 You clarified what you voted for in your next post, so +1 vote for second variant! You also healed all of the summons, congrats! Board has already died, but there was no way you could know, so your ducky is instead summoned as GRANDMASTER DUCK! I fire the orbital cannon and reflect the beam off my sword. Do you want to disassemble the INSANITY CANNON? It's a fusion of yours and Sail's cannons. For now, you just fired the INSANITY CANNON (which does more damage) and reflected it with your GREEN SUN SWORD, making it a GREEN SUN BEAM. It fires straight into Hoard English, separating him into ten Short Englishes. I take out a pair of scissors, and slash into Chord English! Curry Surprise: 2/10 You slash into Chord English! Trickle, to be perfectly honest, although the story is kinda cool, you're being a bit aggressive with it. People really generally aren't too interested in the story details of these games until they become relevant, so wait until then to unveil your masterpiece. 10/10 for MADNESS!!! 8/10 for Critical Failure I decide that really, as-is, there's not much point to attacking blindly, especially given that everything's going to go to crap this update. I tell the Cybersaurus to defend itself from the upcoming multi-attack if it can, and summon a shield around it to boot. Oh, but nobody can be shielded from B5. MWAHAHAHAHA!!! THE SYMBOLS CHANGE ON THE MACHINE. THE NEW MESSAGE IS... 'CASCADE'. EVERYTHING STARTS TO SHAKE AROUND YOU. THE ENGLISHES ARE ABSORBED INTO THE MACHINE. THIS COULD ONLY MEAN ONE THING...
ANDREW HUSSIE SUMMONED!!!
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It Says... Cascade! what?!What does that mean?!*rumbling* We Have To Escape!oh god... he warned me about this...What?!the transformation. The transformation?!yes. once, he emerged from a doll-like creature with immense power. now, something emerges out of him.Who is emerging?the one the prophecy talked about.A?no. somebody else. he is known by the name of 'andrew hussie'.How do you know?i am his second in command. his secretary. i know about this.We Should Try To Run!there's no point in running.-- STATS --
Safety Pod <PIONO>Cybersaurus Head <PIONO> 4k/4k HP [HEALED] 1/2 Charge
Cybersaurus Body <PIONO> 20k/20k HP [HEALED]
Cybersaurus Tail <PIONO> 5k/5k HP [HEALED]
Harambe <DRAWNIX> 999k/999k [HEALED] 5/100k Dicks Iblis Crow <SAIL> 2000/2000 HP [HEALED] 69420/500 Cool-Osity
INSANITY CANNON <KANE> <SAIL> 10M/10M (estimation, not actual HP, because minor attacks would be too hard to record) CYNUS ARCHANUM REX <ARCANE> 50k/50k HP
GRIMA 666M/666M HP (estimation, not actual HP, because minor attacks would be too hard to record) 500/500 Life Energy GIANT ROBOT OF DOOM 50k/50k HP 100k/100k Pure Awesomeness
GRANDMASTER DUCK 5000/5000 HP ANDREW HUSSIE 413 QUADRILLON/413 QUADRILLION HP
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Post by arcanecynic on Sept 26, 2016 19:58:30 GMT
No offense taken, as they are rushed. I usually type them as soon as they come out, which more often than not is on the way to or from school on my phone.
First of all i Side with hussie, since he created the comic we know and love. (Unless this hussie is way more evil than the creator). Second of all i shield myself and my minions from the attacks i will without doubt recieve. If anyone wants to join too that would be appreciated.
10/10 whatever I use the power gained to let it charge further. 10/14 whatever
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Post by Piono on Sept 26, 2016 20:12:52 GMT
Wat. I... I don't even... What.
I just sort of stand there, stupefied, while the Cybersaurus roars and attacks the new challenger.
10/10 for MADNESS!!! 10/10 for Critical Failure. I have no idea whether I need to use these yet or not.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 26, 2016 20:23:14 GMT
7/30 ...I begin to glow a green color. not of omnisciency, no. something else.
Iblis Decides that it's enough mucking around. Iblis Charges His Ultimate. 1/3 ULTIMATE.
The Insanity Cannon Charges. 3/6 Hyper Beam. you can charge to Insanity Cannon too, kane.
But.... SNAS survived. his SUFFER Power actually show that he takes DECIMALIZED amounts of HP! woh.
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Post by heyitskane on Sept 26, 2016 20:38:19 GMT
I use my sword's green sun powers to summon some horses.
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Post by arbitraryTemplar on Sept 26, 2016 21:31:05 GMT
"...What." 1/3 for Risen Reinforcements.
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Post by Con Air on Sept 26, 2016 21:43:11 GMT
I show terrible sburbfics to Andrew Hussie while my giant robot of DOOM!!!! engages in strife with Hussie. (You should've put my name next to the robot)
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Post by jondanger23 on Sept 26, 2016 22:30:41 GMT
I erase Andrew Hussie from the plot via intense plot shenanigans.
Curry Surprise: 3/10
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Sept 26, 2016 23:40:11 GMT
I hug Grandmaster Duck, and send him in to battle, strengthening him with my powers.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 27, 2016 16:29:07 GMT
guys im feeling really sick and my head and stomach hurt so ill update 2morrow sorry for disappointing u my head is really heating up and i gotta lay down bye
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Post by Piono on Sept 27, 2016 16:35:58 GMT
Get better trickle.
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Post by arcanecynic on Sept 27, 2016 16:45:47 GMT
get well soon!
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 28, 2016 15:11:40 GMT
Thank you, guys! You're all so nice. New update soon, I figured out how to write through my dad's awesome iPad Pro. I'm feeling better, my head hurt like fucking hell just an hour ago, had to take pills.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 28, 2016 16:13:35 GMT
No offense taken, as they are rushed. I usually type them as soon as they come out, which more often than not is on the way to or from school on my phone. First of all i Side with hussie, since he created the comic we know and love. (Unless this hussie is way more evil than the creator). Second of all i shield myself and my minions from the attacks i will without doubt recieve. If anyone wants to join too that would be appreciated. 10/10 whatever I use the power gained to let it charge further. 10/14 whatever Thanks for understanding me. You walk up to Hussie but he whispers "Just let this happen, bro." You go back to the hero side. You put down a BARRICADE, shielding you and your summons from all attacks for three turns. Upon seeing this, Hussie bans all other barricades, so yours is the only one left. Yay? Wat. I... I don't even... What. I just sort of stand there, stupefied, while the Cybersaurus roars and attacks the new challenger. 10/10 for MADNESS!!! 10/10 for Critical Failure. I have no idea whether I need to use these yet or not. 'Wat' indeed, my friend. Cybersaurus finishes his big laser charge. He shoots a little laser at Hussie, who eats it and uses it to kill an A.U. 7/30 ...I begin to glow a green color. not of omnisciency, no. something else. Iblis Decides that it's enough mucking around. Iblis Charges His Ultimate. 1/3 ULTIMATE. The Insanity Cannon Charges. 3/6 Hyper Beam. you can charge to Insanity Cannon too, kane. But.... SNAS survived. his SUFFER Power actually show that he takes DECIMALIZED amounts of HP! woh. SNAS secretly survived because of shenanigans! I use my sword's green sun powers to summon some horses. Horses summoned! " ...What." 1/3 for Risen Reinforcements. Cool, keep charging up. I show terrible sburbfics to Andrew Hussie while my giant robot of DOOM!!!! engages in strife with Hussie. (You should've put my name next to the robot) Sorry 'bout that. Hussie destroys the universe the fan-fics take place in. The GRoD attempts to stomp Hussie, but Hussie stomps him, and then brings him back because of 'ret-conning' and other bullshit like that. I erase Andrew Hussie from the plot via intense plot shenanigans. Curry Surprise: 3/10 You attempt to do that but plot shenanigans are not available in your current rung. As a Jon-Skylark, you can only access simple plot bullshit, which is nowhere near as cool as shenanigans. I hug Grandmaster Duck, and send him in to battle, strengthening him with my powers. ? ? ? 3/20 'Goodbye, Grandmaster Duck, goodbye." "I will always remember you, Nothing." "Me too, Duck, me too." "Farewell." "Goodbye." *GD marches off* "*sob*" "WHY DID I LET HIM GO?! WHYYYYY?!" Anyways, Grandmaster Duck attacks Hussie but Hussie finds him too cute, and takes him as a pet. "NOOOOOOO!!!" You HAVE to bring him back. -- STATS --
Safety Pod <PIONO>Cybersaurus Head <PIONO> 4k/4k HP 2/2 CHARGE READY
Cybersaurus Body <PIONO> 20k/20k HP
Cybersaurus Tail <PIONO> 5k/5k HP
Harambe <DRAWNIX> 999k/999k 5/100k Dicks Iblis Crow <SAIL> 2000/2000 HP 69420/500 Cool-Osity
INSANITY CANNON <KANE> <SAIL> 10M/10M (estimation, not actual HP, because minor attacks would be too hard to record) CYNUS ARCHANUM REX <ARCANE> 50k/50k HP
GRIMA <TEMPLAR> 666M/666M HP (estimation, not actual HP, because minor attacks would be too hard to record) 500/500 Life Energy GIANT ROBOT OF DOOM <CON> 50k/50k HP 100k/100k Pure Awesomeness SNAS <SAIL> 0.99/1 HP
Horses (x5) <KANE> 3000/3000 HP (each) 50k/50k HORSEPOWER (each) ANDREW HUSSIE 413 QUADRILLON/413 QUADRILLION HP GRANDMASTER DUCK <NOTHING> 5000/5000 HP
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Sept 28, 2016 16:46:20 GMT
"D-D-DUCKIE!?!?!" "YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME HUSSIE, TOO FAR." filled with rage, i throw some bread in the ground to bring Grandmaster Duck back
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Post by heyitskane on Sept 28, 2016 18:27:26 GMT
The horses attack hussie. How ironic that his very death would be in the vicinity of some horses.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 28, 2016 19:09:03 GMT
I start to chuckle. "you have a very exciting 24 hours ahead of you."
Iblis starts wearing deal with it glasses for no reason. 2/3 Ultimate.
The Insanity Cannon Reads A Book- what. 4/6 Hyper Beam
SNAS Suffers into Andrew, blowing him up, along with Snas.
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