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Post by Piono on Sept 24, 2016 16:29:30 GMT
Yes, I've been reading the plot it is rather interesting.
10/10 for MADNESS!!!
4/10 for Critical Failure
I protest that I already have the Plot Tumor master class, I don't need to choose one!
I use my class powers to steal SOUP-ER MAN's powers, and thus his spotlight, as my class is wont to do.
That having been done, I drop kick him into orbit where he disintegrates.
The Cybersaurus's laser beams should be charged by now, so I just proclaim a long-ranged total beatdown on Lord English again, since the lesser Englishes apparently respawn whenever killed.
I look at arbitraryTemplar's summon and realize that the battle is quickly getting very dangerous, I gather together The Dude and Moomin and tell them to go get reinforcements.
I then put them safely inside an escape pod so they can go do that.
(basically, I'm decluttering the field, hopefully these two will come back eventually if we wind up needing serious help at some point in the future. Which isn't likely to happen soon given how much charge power everyone's getting ready to smash into English's face.)
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 24, 2016 16:31:27 GMT
Update in about fifteen minutes (I mean, I'll start in fifteen minutes. These usually take around forty minutes so itl'll be an hour)
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 24, 2016 16:35:37 GMT
hopy ship
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 24, 2016 17:25:20 GMT
FUCK. I just did that for an hour and it's gone. Shitttt.
Basically, the newest update which was almost ready just straight up disappeared. Shieeeeeeet. Will you guys be mad if I update tomorrow? Sorry guys :S
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Post by arcanecynic on Sept 24, 2016 17:38:50 GMT
;-;
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 24, 2016 17:54:37 GMT
this is why you always write things in another document before ACTUALLY writing it. how in the hell did it even disappear anyways?
what i'm saying is please concentrate your inner patience and update
it's what i would do
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Post by Piono on Sept 24, 2016 18:03:53 GMT
Eaten by the data vampires, it has happened to me before, and it is an IMMENSE pain in the [DONKEY] when it wipes out a completely finished update.
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Post by jondanger23 on Sept 25, 2016 0:16:11 GMT
I reappear, and crash a dropship into Ford English. I've always dreamed of crashing a dropship into something.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 25, 2016 16:24:13 GMT
Okay, I'm updating for realsies this time!
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 25, 2016 17:01:14 GMT
20/20. A death knell is heard, the dragon's call, as the ground quakes while something awakens from its thousand-year slumber. Everyone's attention is brought to a massive shadow overarching the battlefield. GRIMA, the fell dragon, has awoken. The magiknight is inexorably linked to him. "I gave you fair warning of this. Now then. .. Let's begin this little brawl. The life force here shall renew me!" Wow... Cool? I really don't know what to say. GRIMA summoned! i read it. i did mean sanders. i decide to try and set up a summon chain myself. arcanecynic summons canecynic. canecynic summons raincynic. raincynic summons maincynic. wait what i thought i was the main cynic. maincynic is too busy argueing with me over who is te main cynic to summon another cynic. raincynic performs a rain dance and summons the chartreuse rain. canecynic walks over to sword english and templar because his cane is also a sword. (creative i know) sanders sets my weapon into scythe mode and starts reaping. You make a successful chain! RainCynic raises English's chartreuse-ness bar. CaneCynic isn't sure who is the good guy, Sword English or GRIMA. Also, who does Sanders attack? I start to gain a faint sound around me, a buzz, a soundwave, depends on the sense of hearing. 3/30 ... Iblis uses his cool-osity to put his cool-osity over the max amount. The INSANITY CANNON charges a hyper-beam. 1/6 Hyper Beam SANESSS HAS FINSHED TRANZFOURMATIN 3/3 suffer SANESSS IS NOW SNAS SufferLoVania Plays SANESSSS becomes SNAS! What does that do, though (hahaha)? Iblis raises his cool-osity! Yes, I've been reading the plot it is rather interesting. 10/10 for MADNESS!!! 4/10 for Critical Failure I protest that I already have the Plot Tumor master class, I don't need to choose one! I use my class powers to steal SOUP-ER MAN's powers, and thus his spotlight, as my class is wont to do. That having been done, I drop kick him into orbit where he disintegrates. The Cybersaurus's laser beams should be charged by now, so I just proclaim a long-ranged total beatdown on Lord English again, since the lesser Englishes apparently respawn whenever killed. I look at arbitraryTemplar's summon and realize that the battle is quickly getting very dangerous, I gather together The Dude and Moomin and tell them to go get reinforcements. I then put them safely inside an escape pod so they can go do that. (basically, I'm decluttering the field, hopefully these two will come back eventually if we wind up needing serious help at some point in the future. Which isn't likely to happen soon given how much charge power everyone's getting ready to smash into English's face.) Oh, so your class is already the Vriska Plot Tumor class! Cool. You steal his powers and drop him in the orbit! You beat the crap out of English with the beam. And by that I mean he takes 2 damage. Great idea with the pod! They'll be back at some point. Eaten by the data vampires, it has happened to me before, and it is an IMMENSE pain in the [DONKEY] when it wipes out a completely finished update. Yeah, I know... (>; w;)> Don't you mean immense pain in the [DONKEH] (Read in Shrek's voice) I reappear, and crash a dropship into Ford English. I've always dreamed of crashing a dropship into something. Don't you mean... DROP a drop-ship? Okay, no more puns. You deal damage to Ford!
English decides to do more stuff. Ford becomes a car! That doesn't do much, though... Soup-er Man heats up his soup! Next turn he burns three people. Watch out! Sword English tries to run... But there's no point. He's not a coward, so he has to fight the dragon! Board English charges up a LEGENDARY BOARD CALL.
2/6 Charge. [ ======] THE FOUR ENGLISHES CHARGE UP A BRACKISH BRUTAL BRITISH BRAWL BREAK-DOWN.
3/5 Charge. [=====]
You'd better prepare for what will happen.
-- !!! --
IN THE PAST...Ugh... Where am I? Hello.
Who are... you? Who am I? I see you are confused.... Don't worry. I'll tell you everything. Your name is A.A? Yes.But... I don't think that's my given name. Before thi- There is no 'before this'. Let go of the past.... Your name is A, got it?... Got it?Y-yes. You will be assigned with a job. Do it well, and you might get out.But... who are you? All will be revealed soon.*Footsteps*What...? -- STATS --
Safety Pod <PIONO>
UNKNOWN OBJECT <!!!>
?/? Č>$(VD3Cybersaurus Head <PIONO>
3.8k/4k HP
CHARGE USED!
0/2 Charge
Cybersaurus Body <PIONO>
19.8k/20k HP
Cybersaurus Tail <PIONO>
4.8k/5k HP
Harambe <DRAWNIX> 999k/999k 5/100k Dicks
Iblis Crow <SAIL>
2000/2000 HP
69420/500 Cool-Osity
INSANITY CANNON <KANE> <SAIL>
10M/10M
SANDERS <ARCANE>
12k/12k HP
SNAS <SAIL>1/1 HP
GRIMA
666k/666k HP
500/500 Life Energy
RainCynic
100/100 HPCaneCynic
100/100 HP
MainCynic
100/100 HP
Lord English
87/100 HP 28/30 Chartreuse-ness
Ford English
800/1000 HP
5/5 Car-ness
1/3 CAR MODE CHARGE
Sword English1000/100 HP
5/5 Sharp-nessBoard English
999/999 HP 6/6 Board-ness SOUP-ER MAN-- DED --
KID FLUSH
100/100 FLUSH
5k/5k Stank
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 25, 2016 17:03:50 GMT
POLL:
Which plot to focus on next time?
1) W, M and P. (The Original Guys)
2) Z, B, and S. (The New Guys)
3) A (The Past)
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Post by arbitraryTemplar on Sept 25, 2016 18:23:01 GMT
Wait... why is he weaker than the other summons? He took way longer to make than them. Is there something I'm not getting here?
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Post by Piono on Sept 25, 2016 18:44:05 GMT
I pull the lever and nod in agreement with arcane's protests.
I continue mostly just sitting around being semi useless. The cybersaurus joins in on the fight against Sword English using their double attack power to immense effect.
10/10: MADNESS!!!
6/10: Critical Failure
I'm just saving these up for a rainy day. It's gonna be awesome when they get unleashed.
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Post by jondanger23 on Sept 25, 2016 18:49:38 GMT
I begin a charge
1/10: Super-Heated Curry Surprise 9000
I smack Ford English with a Toyota.
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Post by arcanecynic on Sept 25, 2016 18:54:02 GMT
Main cynic and i settle the debate and agree to let him fuse with sanders, since maincynic is basicly me Sanders will obtain my immense magical power, making him archmage Sanders he also attempts to fuse to fuse with harambe which would make him archmeme sanders. I would also greatly apreciate it if anyone could lend me another summon for the fusion.
Raincynic keeps up the rain dance.
canecynic fights with sword english and grima in a 3x battle royale.
Archmage/meme sanders steals ford english' tires
6/10 whatever
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 25, 2016 19:16:25 GMT
Wait... why is he weaker than the other summons? He took way longer to make than them. Is there something I'm not getting here? Fixed in the next update, it's 666 million, whoops.  |
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 25, 2016 20:07:08 GMT
The hum turns into a faint speaking. chanting. 4/30 ...
Iblis uses his cool-osity to increase charge time. 6/30 ...
The Insanity Cannon charges more. 2/6 Hyper Beam
SNAS sends a shockwave out, causing everyone to suffer for 3 turns, which in turn means -1 damage to everyone. i think this guy turned evil, who knows.
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Post by arbitraryTemplar on Sept 25, 2016 21:59:18 GMT
GRIMA roars and fires a baleful fireball at Sword English.
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NothingIsOkay75
Planet Healer
Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
Posts: 324
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Sept 25, 2016 22:16:15 GMT
A new challenger approaches
? ? ? 1/20
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Post by heyitskane on Sept 26, 2016 0:02:29 GMT
I return, wearing a mage of space god tier outfit and brandishing the Gold blade Green sun from the public alchemiter thread. I attempt to attack lord English directly.  |
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Post by Con Air on Sept 26, 2016 1:07:58 GMT
I ride Ford English, use Sword English to slice up Board English, snap Sword English in half, flush Kid Flush down a flusher to flusher town.. then show the ending of Homestuck to Lord English.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 26, 2016 6:51:55 GMT
Woah! Holy crap, that's a lot of people. Glad to have you back Kane and Con! Also, Kane, that's a sick sword you've got there. New update in a couple hours, I'm out of town and I'll come back to my house in ~4 hours. Sorry.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 26, 2016 12:14:23 GMT
I pull the lever and nod in agreement with arcane's protests. I continue mostly just sitting around being semi useless. The cybersaurus joins in on the fight against Sword English using their double attack power to immense effect. 10/10: MADNESS!!! 6/10: Critical Failure I'm just saving these up for a rainy day. It's gonna be awesome when they get unleashed. Alright, so it's Cybersaurus + GRIMA vs. Sword English. Cybersaurus roars at Sword English and stomps him! Severe damage is dealt. Seeing that the heroic Cybersaurus joins GRIMA's side, CaneCynic joins your team, because he understood you're the good guys. Or he was just scared of joining Sword's team, cause... ya know... he'd fight a giant flipping dinosaur? You're actually doing a lot by pulling the lever. THE SYMBOLS CHANGE YET AGAIN. I begin a charge 1/10: Super-Heated Curry Surprise 9000 I smack Ford English with a Toyota. A TOYOTA?! Ford is enraged! Super-Heated Curry Surprise 9000, hahahaha... Main cynic and i settle the debate and agree to let him fuse with sanders, since maincynic is basicly me Sanders will obtain my immense magical power, making him archmage Sanders he also attempts to fuse to fuse with harambe which would make him archmeme sanders. I would also greatly apreciate it if anyone could lend me another summon for the fusion. Raincynic keeps up the rain dance. canecynic fights with sword english and grima in a 3x battle royale. Archmage/meme sanders steals ford english' tires 6/10 whatever Archmage Sanders summoned! Unfortunately, you cannot fuse with Harambe as he's Drawnix's summon. English only needs .1 more chartreuse-ness to go into the coveted Chartreuse Rage, or whatever happens this time around. Archmage Sanders attacks Ford. CaneCynic joins the... "good" team! He slices up Sword English, making him have very few HP left. The hum turns into a faint speaking. chanting. 4/30 ... Iblis uses his cool-osity to increase charge time. 6/30 ... The Insanity Cannon charges more. 2/6 Hyper Beam SNAS sends a shockwave out, causing everyone to suffer for 3 turns, which in turn means -1 damage to everyone. i think this guy turned evil, who knows. Wow. 1 damage isn't a lot, but oddly enough that kills SNAS himself, cause, ya know, he has one HP. You might want to summon somebody else. The B5 attack is almost ready, and it's gonna be a shitstorm. GRIMA roars and fires a baleful fireball at Sword English. Sword English is slain! However, this allows Ford English to summon Hoard English (which is actually just ten Englishes in a big coat), who it turn summons Chord English. However, Chord is too busy making music to summon anyone. The chain MUST be broken, otherwise infinite Englishes may be summoned. A new challenger approaches ? ? ? 1/20 'Sup! Glad to have you here. I return, wearing a mage of space god tier outfit and brandishing the Gold blade Green sun from the public alchemiter thread. I attempt to attack lord English directly. Oh hey, Kane! Glad to see you. Your ORBITAL CANNON has been upgraded to the INSANITY CANNON by Sail, but you can disassemble it at will. You can both control it. If you want your cannon back, just let me know and I'll split it apart. You still have full access to your cannon, though, and so does Sail. That's a cool ass sword you've got there! Your GREEN SUN BLADE teleports straight to English. English's first guardian powers drawn from the deceased Doc Scratch repel the Blade's powers, and vice versa. English is reduced to a simple enemy and the Blade becomes a simple sword when he's around, allowing you to come up and stab him. He bleeds out for a while, until he regains his form and so does the Blade. He regenerates, but he is still wounded. Good job! I ride Ford English, use Sword English to slice up Board English, snap Sword English in half, flush Kid Flush down a flusher to flusher town.. then show the ending of Homestuck to Lord English. You attempt to ride Ford English, but his wheels are off. Sword is dead. You show English the ending, but he says - "IT'S NOT OVER YET, THERE'S STILL THE EPILOGUE". Fuck. You manage to destroy Flush, though. Good job.
English decides to do more stuff. Ford is tired of Jon fighting him, but he cannot attack him as he has no summons, and the enemies cannot directly attack the fighters. Soup-er Man BURNS three summons! Better heal them. Board English charges up a LEGENDARY BOARD CALL.
3/6 Charge. [ ======] THE FOUR ENGLISHES CHARGE UP A BRACKISH BRUTAL BRITISH BRAWL BREAK-DOWN.
4/5 Charge. [=====]
IF YOU WANT TO SUMMON PEOPLE DO IT NOW, THE B5 IS BRUTAL.
-- !!! --
FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY READ THE STORY (i assume that's just like two people) I APOLOGIZE THAT THERE WILL NOT BE A STORY IN THIS UPDATE. I WANTED TO MAKE A POLL TO SEE WHO YOU GUYS WANT TO FOCUS ON, AND NOBODY ANSWERED, SO I'M PUTTING THE POLL UP AGAIN. THE POLL IS IN THE NEXT POST (i mean the post that comes after this one, not the next update) THANK YOU
-- STATS --
Safety Pod <PIONO>
UNKNOWN OBJECT <!!!>
?/? CÆ5K4DĒCybersaurus Head <PIONO>
3.799k/4k HP
1/2 Charge
Cybersaurus Body <PIONO>
19.799k/20k HP
Cybersaurus Tail <PIONO>
4.799k/5k HP
Harambe <DRAWNIX> 998.999k/999k 5/100k Dicks
Iblis Crow <SAIL>
1999/2000 HP
69420/500 Cool-Osity
INSANITY CANNON <KANE> <SAIL>
10M/10M (estimation, not actual HP, because minor attacks would be too hard to record)
ARCHMAGE SANDERS <ARCANE>
19.999k/20k HP
SNAS <SAIL>-- DED --
GRIMA
666M/666M HP (estimation, not actual HP, because minor attacks would be too hard to record)
500/500 Life Energy
RainCynic
99/100 HPCaneCynic
99/100 HP
Lord English
83/100 HP 28/30 Chartreuse-ness
Ford English
399/1000 HP
5/5 Car-ness
CAR MODE!!!
Sword English-- DED --
Hoard English (Actually Ten Englishes In A Coat)
999/1000 HP
5/5 Fake-ness
Chord English
999/1000 HP
5/5 Music-nessBoard English
999/999 HP 6/6 Board-ness
KID FLUSH
-- DED --
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 26, 2016 12:15:30 GMT
OKAY GUYS! PLEASE LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU READ THE STORY THIS IS IMPORTANT: WHO DO YOU WANT THE PLOT TO FOCUS ON NEXT TIME?
1) THE ORIGINAL GUYS (M, W, P)
2) THE NEW GUYS (Z, B, S)
3) THE GUY IN THE PAST (A)
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Post by Con Air on Sept 26, 2016 13:34:50 GMT
I suddenly realize that I should've charged this turn, and just make the charge come out easily.
A Giant Robot of Doom appears, and throws all of the English variants into the sun.
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