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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 20:11:48 GMT
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
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Post by Itsimplyace on Sept 9, 2016 21:14:05 GMT
> Crabcake Pissking.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 21:27:02 GMT
Enter name. 
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Post by Sharkalien on Sept 9, 2016 23:00:15 GMT
>Leon Escoto
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 23:49:35 GMT
Leon Escoto?
What do you look like? A "Harry Potter"-wannabe asshole from space? Get real, Pissking. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Sept 10, 2016 0:07:16 GMT
>Jack Effron
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 0:23:43 GMT
JACK EFFRON is the name of one of the internet's least known ships. NOT the name of a HUMAN BEING.
Be serious, Crabcake. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Sept 10, 2016 0:33:26 GMT
>John Egbert
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 0:38:25 GMT
Yes, yes this will do just fine! |
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Post by Sharkalien on Sept 10, 2016 0:41:04 GMT
>Examine room.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 0:51:19 GMT
Your name is JOHN. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, SPACE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.
What will you do? |
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Post by Sharkalien on Sept 10, 2016 1:23:10 GMT
>Fucking eviscerate that cake.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 1:31:44 GMT
 You are sick to death of cake!!! You've been eating it all day. The CAKE stays put for now. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Sept 10, 2016 2:21:54 GMT
>Put that note away in your dresser. A neat room is quintessential for a good boy.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 2:44:11 GMT
Your thoughts immediately switch to that pesky LOVING NOTE, and the disorderly fashion in which it is strewn about.
You put it in away in your DRESSER. There, nice and neat. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Sept 10, 2016 2:46:36 GMT
>Use that rolling pin to flatten the cake into a tortilla.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 2:50:41 GMT
>examine your posters, then consider getting better taste in your movie choices
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 3:02:28 GMT
 That's a POSTER! You know what isn't a rolling pin, Pissking! Examine posters. Is it even possible to get any more hard boiled than that? You really doubt it. This poster was one of your wisest purchases. There is a nice spot on the wall next to it. You've been meaning to hang another poster there soon. Perhaps a poster for a TEXT ADVENTURE?  PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX. I SAID, PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX. WHY COULDN'T YOU PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX?  Morgan Freeman's genteel, homespun mannerisms were perfect qualities for a president residing over a crisis. OCEANS RISE. CITIES FALL. HOPE SURVIVES. WOW. Films about impending apocalypse fascinate you. Plus, a black president??? Now you've seen everything! |
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Post by Sharkalien on Sept 10, 2016 3:22:36 GMT
>Examine calendar.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 3:34:58 GMT
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You've marked your birthday, the 13th of April. Another day you marked was supposed to be the arrival date for the highly touted ATLIS BETA LAUNCH.
It's been three days already. It's starting to become a sore subject with you. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Sept 10, 2016 3:42:16 GMT
>Acquire hammer, nails, and rolled up poster. Then put the poster over the window.
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Post by telaxius on Sept 10, 2016 3:44:13 GMT
> Eat poster
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 3:57:55 GMT
You aren't going to eat a POSTER, you aren't an dumbass, dumbass!
It is also suggested that you put the poster ever your window, but you don't do that either, as it is the only source of natural light in your room.
You hear a notice from your COMPUTER. Someone is messaging you. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Sept 10, 2016 4:03:38 GMT
>Knock over the CD rack as you make your way to your computer.
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Post by telaxius on Sept 10, 2016 4:10:19 GMT
> Use computational device, and Contact your friend, But whilst talking to him add -o to each word you say.
For example "I like potatoes" becomes "I-o Like-o Potatoes-o"
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