imglasses
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by imglasses on Sept 10, 2016 4:13:36 GMT
retrieve hams from door
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 4:16:27 GMT
You pull up to your COMPUTER. This is where you spend most of your time. You decorated your desktop with some rather handsome WALLPAPER which you made yourself. You are really proud of it.
Your desktop is also littered with various PROGRAMMING PROJECT FILES. You are so bad at programming sometimes you wonder why you even bother with it.
Your PESTERCHUM application is flashing. Someone is trying to get in touch with you.
Only one of your CHUMS is logged in. He's sent you a message.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Sept 10, 2016 4:19:14 GMT
Open "FUCK FUCK FUCK. ^CAKE"
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Post by Sharkalien on Sept 10, 2016 4:26:22 GMT
>Open message.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 4:43:50 GMT
>change your mood to "peppy", then open the message
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 4:45:35 GMT
You refrain from opening any of the ^CAKE files, as they are so shitily coded, that all they do is crash your computer. You answer your chum. -- cpusoundGodhead [CG] began pestering ectoplasmBuster [EB] at 16:13 --
CG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. my dad sucks at hiding gifts, i've known about it for a week. EB: i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny. CG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here EB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage? CG: but CG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken CG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory EB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle? EB: try using your brain numbnuts. CG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like CG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous EB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice. CG: ok i can accept that CG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters CG: also fred savage has a really punchable face CG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it CG: did you get the beta yet EB: no. EB: did you? CG: man i got two copies already CG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring EB: you are boring. CG: damn egbert CG: gotta warn me before you lay down some sick burns EB: ass. CG: whatever CG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now EB: alright.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 4:47:07 GMT
>look through the window, see if the mail is there
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Post by Sharkalien on Sept 10, 2016 4:49:57 GMT
>Break open the window to see through it.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Sept 10, 2016 4:55:43 GMT
>look through the window, see if the mail is there If it is out there, jump with joy, and proceed to jump and accidentally fall out the window.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 4:59:18 GMT
>look through the window, see if the mail is there If it is out there, jump with joy, and proceed to jump and accidentally fall out the window. and then the earf sawllohws you hole!!!! your fuckig dead
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djen
Moppet of Destiny
I'm still a lurker.
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Post by djen on Sept 11, 2016 10:14:39 GMT
>Gaze Upon Primary Celestial Body Through Meson-Filtering Photon Aperture
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Sept 11, 2016 17:48:32 GMT
>Gaze Upon Primary Celestial Body Through Meson-Filtering Photon Aperture CACK! I DO NOT UNDERSTANDINATE YOUR QUERIE DUN-GEON!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2016 3:10:41 GMT
You see the view of your yard from your window. Hanging from the tree is your TIRE SWING. In a kid's yard, a tree without a tire swing is like a proper gentleman without a monocle. That is to say, HE CAN HARDLY BE CONSIDERED A TERRIBLY PROPER GENTLEMAN AT ALL. And there beside your driveway is the mailbox. The little red arm-swingy-dealy thing or whatever it is called is flipped up! What the hell is that thing called anyway. You do not have time for these semantics. The red flippy-lever thing means you have new mail. And that means the beta might be here! You are have a variety of incredibly stupid ideas, of which you do none... you don't even know what a meson-filtering Photon Aperture even is!
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Post by Sharkalien on Sept 12, 2016 4:29:20 GMT
>Go get the mail
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2016 4:45:39 GMT
You are about to hurry down stairs when you hear a car pull into the driveway. It looks like your DAD has returned from the grocery store. Oh great. He is beating you to the mail.
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Post by Piono on Sept 12, 2016 4:51:00 GMT
>skip the last iteration's nonsense about avoiding your dad and just go down and ask him for your stuff, skipping what surely will be a lot of pointless tedium and annoying side activities trying to do things that wouldn't have been so hard if you hadn't procrastinated.
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Post by Sharkalien on Sept 12, 2016 4:56:36 GMT
>Pop his tires
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2016 5:09:23 GMT
If you go down stairs to get it, he will likely monopolize hours of your time. You decide to chill out up here for a while until the dust settles.
Sometimes you feel like you are trapped in this room. Stuck, if you will, in a sense which possibly borders on the titular, but you don't know anything about hard resets or previous iterations.
And now your chum is pestering you again. The clockwork of friendship turns ceaselessly, operating the swing-lever dealies of harassment in perpetuity!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2016 5:11:45 GMT
>get on your computing device
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Post by conair on Sept 12, 2016 13:32:37 GMT
John: Enter the living room.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2016 17:43:00 GMT
END OF BETA
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Post by conair on Sept 12, 2016 23:05:25 GMT
What happened
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2016 23:44:12 GMT
Well, I Haven't written far enough to consider starting the REAL Story yet, and I'm busy working on my own Art-Style for Harder Reset. The Beta was to act as a sort of... teaser, for what's to come. Which... didn't really show much, huh.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 14, 2016 18:01:03 GMT
Your own art style?! But Hussie's is so good
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2016 18:33:05 GMT
Your own art style?! But Hussie's is so good Yes, but I'll have more freedom with my own.
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