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Post by tailortf on Apr 10, 2016 2:05:45 GMT
>Begin.
![](http://i.imgur.com/kHBOHaE.gif) You are an acolyte of the cult of Argaleth, a doomsday cult that has taken up residence in this town for now.
Currently you are "enlightening the masses", which is a fancy word for standing around all day handing out pamphlets.
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![](http://i.imgur.com/TsOLvvL.png) You're not doing so well though. It's almost evening and you haven't managed to give away a single pamphlet.
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![](http://i.imgur.com/1qWxDc2.png) Honestly, it's like these people don't even want to save their souls.Hello! This is Cult Following - an adventure where you play as some cultists trying to bring about the end of the world. It's light-hearted good fun for all the family! This thread isn't the first (due to some forum crashes), so if you want to read from the start, here is a mirror to catch up on the story. The art gets a lot better, I promise :y Along with that, there's a mirror for all the little extra stuff I do sometimes. We also now have a simple tumblr as a backup where I'll link to new updates, take suggestions, and answer questions about the world&characters. Also, for discussion purposes, we have a Discord where you can hang out! I'm also on there some of the time if you need to reach me. Oh, and we have a TVTropes page now. Fun times! And if you like music, spinydoughnut33 has cooked up some sweet tunes specifically for the story! Big thanks to them! Anyway, the update below is a little spoilery, so there's gonna be a bit of empty space before it. Okay, on to the thread. >Tell her how you really feel.
![](http://i.imgur.com/JxEFi7x.png) Acolyte: I'm- Acolyte: But- Acolyte: ...No, you know what? Acolyte: Good! Sister Embers: What? Acolyte: Yeah! I'm GLAD I won't be your acolyte anymore! Acolyte: Because now I can tell you what I really think of you! Acolyte: You know what you are, Sister Embers? Acolyte: You're just a big bully. Acolyte: You're always mean, you're always angry... Acolyte: What you need is- is a change of attitude! Acolyte: Why can't you be nice like Grand Master Flame? ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/n4vwgpU.png) Grand Master Flame: Yes! YES! Grand Master Flame: BEHOLD THE FLAMES OF OUR GLORIOUS LORD! Grand Master Flame: THE TIME HAS COME FOR HIM TO SMITE THE SINNERS! ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/c1ElIqm.png) Brother Chalk: Sir? This- this isn't supposed to be happening. Grand Master Flame: What, the flames aren't supposed to be blue? Brother Chalk: No, there aren't supposed to be any flames at all! Brother Chalk: The book doesn't mention flames anywhere! Grand Master Flame: Huh, weird. Grand Master Flame: Maybe we did something wrong? Brother Chalk: I'll check the circle. Brother Chalk: Just keep casting for now. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/sjyRYrE.png) Sister Embers: Very well. Sister Embers: I suppose an airing of grievances is in order. Sister Embers: And now that you are no longer my acolyte, I shall inform you of what I dislike about you. Acolyte: Sure, go ahead! Acolyte: You already do that every day! ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/ttaMctQ.png) Brother Chalk: Okay, I checked the circle and it seems fine. Brother Chalk: Maybe we should stop for now, actually. Brother Chalk: Try again later. Brother Chalk: Flames are getting awfully high... Grand Master Flame: Yeah, I already did that like five minutes ago. Grand Master Flame: You think I'm an idiot? Grand Master Flame: It's still going without me. Brother Chalk: I- uh- um- alright, okay. Brother Chalk: Don't panic. Grand Master Flame: I'm not panicking. Brother Chalk: Well I'm starting to! ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/NI3qvo0.png) Brother Chalk: AHH! Grand Master Flame: Well this can't be good. Grand Master Flame: Okay, don't freak out, Brother Chalk, we can still fix this. Grand Master Flame: Do you know "Test of Faith"? Grand Master Flame: Cast that on everyone here. Grand Master Flame: I'll check that the artifacts are all working properly. Grand Master Flame: Sister Embers, you make sure that everyone is holding hands. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/rm17Z3U.png) Grand Master Flame: ...Sister Embers? ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/rSjeWKt.png) Sister Embers: You are utterly incompetent. Sister Embers: You have failed at every non-trivial task I have ever given you. Sister Embers: If you were to leave this cult forever, I do not believe anyone would miss you. Acolyte: NO! Acolyte: SHUT UP! Acolyte: People here like me! Acolyte: And- and- and you were just holding me back, anyway! Acolyte: I'm going to be better off with my new master! Sister Embers: Oh, please. Sister Embers: There is no one in this cult who is of a higher rank than me who you would have a chance to work for! Acolyte: That's where you're wrong! Acolyte: Because you know what!? ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/CsEWCwf.png) Brother Chalk: Hey, wait. Brother Chalk: What if we just try to- ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/EsVyVWv.png) Acolyte: I'M GOING TO WORK FOR GRAND MASTER FL- ==>
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![](http://i.imgur.com/HLLFMCx.png) Jones: Oh quit pouting and drink your latte. Jones: So what if those cultist guys gave us the slip? Jones: We'll just catch them next time. Jones: Not like they're gonna decide to pack up and leave. Jones: Sure would make our job easier though. ==>
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![](http://i.imgur.com/w7QzkFE.png) Acolyte: -ame.
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Post by sporkaganza on Apr 10, 2016 2:50:38 GMT
>Flash back and, starting from the beginning, evaluate all your life choices up until this very moment.
(This is weirdly resonant with the MSPA Forums situation right now. Was it a new direction inspired by that, or is it just a coincidence?)
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Post by sirblizz98 on Apr 10, 2016 4:57:50 GMT
>The Rational part of your Brain is going to try and say this isn't your fault. But obviously it is.
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Post by randomwriter on Apr 10, 2016 16:31:03 GMT
>Realize it must have had something to do with Embers, or you.
>Ponder life choices. Stay in cult, or abscond.
>Try to find survivors.
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Post by curiousfellow on Apr 10, 2016 16:58:24 GMT
Glad this adventure din't go down with the forums!
>Somebody's going to notice that big puff of smoke. Get what you can salvage and leave.
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Post by badatnames on Apr 10, 2016 21:36:50 GMT
>welp, there goes your life's work.
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Post by tailortf on Apr 11, 2016 16:09:38 GMT
==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/UI0nH2x.png) Acolyte: I- wh- h- WHAT?! Acolyte: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! Acolyte: Did- did everyone else just explode?! Acolyte: Why?! Acolyte: I don't- huh?! Acolyte: Oh, god, those poor guys! ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/jXNVMCE.png) Acolyte: Oh...oh no. Acolyte: Is it my fault? Acolyte: I mean- I mean- I guess I didn't learn the song, but... Acolyte: Was one person really that important?! Acolyte: I...maybe? ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/ZEll7zO.png) Acolyte: Oh no, Sister Embers! Acolyte: I- I didn't even remember you for a second! Acolyte: I am SO sorry about your brother and- and everyone and- Sister Embers: Acolyte. Acolyte: This is so terrible! Acolyte: I mean, what are you even going to do now? Acolyte: I can just go back home to my parents and find a job but you- Acolyte: It's just... Sister Embers: Acolyte. Acolyte: Can you believe something like this?! Acolyte: Again, I am SUPER sorry about- ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/4ipPoyo.png) Sister Embers: ACOLYTE. Sister Embers: Stop panicking. Sister Embers: It is not good for the cult's morale. Acolyte: What?! Acolyte: What cult?! Acolyte: Everyone's gone! Sister Embers: No, acolyte. Sister Embers: Everyone else may be gone, but WE are still here. Sister Embers: And it is now our duty to spread the word of Argaleth as his sole followers. Acolyte: But- but how can we do anything without Grand Master Flame and Brother Chalk and Sister Growth and- Sister Embers: The cult has faced drawbacks in the past. Sister Embers: Nothing quite as...significant as this, but we cannot give up! Sister Embers: The world depends on us to save it from its' sin! Sister Embers: Now are you with me? ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/d8P3RHX.png) Acolyte: I'm-... Acolyte: ...no, you're right. Acolyte: I'm with you. Acolyte: Sorry for yelling at you back there. Acolyte: But...what do we do now? Acolyte: We just lost so much. Sister Embers: I do not have a full plan yet, of course, but I believe we should begin by looking through the ruins of the building. Sister Embers: There may be some remaining things of use. >Get what you can salvage.
![](http://i.imgur.com/L42mFvm.gif) 15 minutes of searching later... ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/fAlYQly.png) Sister Embers: Acolyte. Report. Acolyte: Could I maybe get promoted back to student? Acolyte: Maybe as an apology since we've made up now? Sister Embers: I do not see why I would need to apologize. Acolyte: Wait, but- Acolyte: *sigh* Acolyte: Nevermind. Acolyte: Could you go first, at least? ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/6soa3gD.png) Sister Embers: Very well. Sister Embers: Whatever this mysterious explosion was, it removed almost any trace of the cult from the building. Sister Embers: The only thing I could find was this. Sister Embers: One of the artifacts we were using for the summoning. Sister Embers: An orb that can supposedly make small-scale accurate predictions. Sister Embers: However, it's an artifact of Luck. Sister Embers: And knowing the followers of that religion, it might just be an ordinary carefully painted rock. Sister Embers: What did you manage to acquire? ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/xQDcqEW.png) Acolyte: Okay, well, I got these. Acolyte: There's the stone key we got with Grand Master Flame. Acolyte: Though it doesn't look too good now. Acolyte: I'm surprised it survived the explosion at all. Acolyte: Stupid thing probably caused it. Acolyte: Oh, and there's also this bag. Acolyte: I think it's a bag of holding? Acolyte: It doesn't really feel like it has any weight to it. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/awZODW1.png) Sister Embers: I believe this is Brother Chalk's bag. Sister Embers: He had it monogrammed. Sister Embers: Is there anything useful in it? Acolyte: Just more of those pamphlets. Sister Embers: Excellent. Sister Embers: We shall use them to spread the word across the land. Sister Embers: What else? Acolyte: Uh, hold on, let me see. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/yr3fs59.png) Acolyte: Hey, wait... ==>
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![](http://i.imgur.com/kKyZJPk.gif) Acolyte: I think Brother Chalk might have had a problem. Sister Embers: Indeed. Sister Embers: This is a definite misuse of duplication magic. >Leave. Somebody's going to notice the explosion.
![](http://i.imgur.com/AJF9Kxu.png) Acolyte: Well, if that's all we found, could we possibly head somewhere and call it a night? Acolyte: It's almost 3 AM, so I haven't slept in around 20 hours. Sister Embers: While the idea is good, there is an issue. Sister Embers: We do not have anywhere to go. Sister Embers: The cult has not established enough of a foothold in Stonekey to have secondary locations set up.Amazingly enough, just a terrifying coincidence. I had this update all planned out before the forums even went down for the first time.
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Post by The One Guy on Apr 11, 2016 17:43:29 GMT
Oh wow, I had no idea Sister Embers was so short.
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Post by sporkaganza on Apr 11, 2016 18:11:56 GMT
> You may just have to hope that some motel will allow you to hole up for the night. I hope Sister Embers ain't too proud to beg.
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Post by badatnames on Apr 11, 2016 20:10:21 GMT
>Start crafting blankets pillows and beds out of the pamphlets.
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Post by randomwriter on Apr 11, 2016 20:36:32 GMT
>Hotel it is.
>Ask Sister Embers how low her standards are when it comes to places.
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Apr 14, 2016 3:46:59 GMT
>Come up with at least one location far, far to foul.
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Post by tailortf on Apr 14, 2016 16:01:24 GMT
>Hotel it is.
![](http://i.imgur.com/mqpndwB.png) Acolyte: Maybe we should go to a hotel. Sister Embers: What is a hotel? Acolyte: Oh, uh, that's like a fancy word for "inn". Sister Embers: Then you may forget it. Sister Embers: Inns are festering dens of filth and lowest common rabble. Sister Embers: I would rather sleep on the street. Acolyte: Yeah, I'd rather not do that again. Acolyte: Last time we did that, I got bitten by a rat. Sister Embers: In addition, we do not have any money for renting a room. Acolyte: Look, we'll work something out. Acolyte: I'm sure the owner would understand. Acolyte: I just need to try and read this stupid map. Acolyte: I think it's more like a cheap souvenir map, actually. Acolyte: It doesn't even have street names. Sister Embers: No need for maps. Sister Embers: If you insist upon staying somewhere, I shall use my impeccable intuition to locate the perfect -or least horrible- place for us to rest. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/MswiXdX.png) Sister Embers: Here. Sister Embers: We will rest here. Acolyte: Wh- you literally just pointed at the first inn you saw! Acolyte: This isn't a very good method for finding a place to sleep. Sister Embers: Compared to attempting to find a good inn using a map you admitted yourself was of poor quality, it absolutely is. Acolyte: ...Yeah, okay, good point. Acolyte: Come on. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/vYfKhBY.png) Charlie: Hey, Hec. Charlie: Graveyard shift again, eh? Hector: You know it, Charlie. Hector: Comin' in for a pick-me-up before your shift? ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/o5ZdMv6.png) Charlie: Oh, nah, mine just ended. Charlie: And get this: someone robbed the museum. Hector: For real? Charlie: Yeah. Charlie: Apparently it was some guy named the Crimson Rouge. Charlie: Left his business cards all over the place. Charlie: Think he had some other fellas with him too, magic-lookin' types. Charlie: We woulda got 'em, but they done disappeared into thin air. Hector: Crazy stuff. Hector: Well, fortunately we ain't gotta deal with robbers and weird-lookin' folk too often. ==>
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![](http://i.imgur.com/fOlbsKe.png) Acolyte: ...they're staring. Why are they staring? Sister Embers: Perhaps they're taking the time to memorize your completely exposed face. Sister Embers: Really, acolyte, it's getting embarrassing to have to keep reminding you at this point.
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Post by sporkaganza on Apr 14, 2016 17:48:14 GMT
> Let's make some new friends! This seems like an idea that's not terrible at all.
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Post by badatnames on Apr 14, 2016 19:34:53 GMT
>Yeah, a hood totally isn't suspicious at all.
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Post by sirblizz98 on Apr 14, 2016 19:51:20 GMT
>Play it cool.
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Post by randomwriter on Apr 14, 2016 20:27:38 GMT
>Be cool.
>Did you hear some hooded members of the Church of Truth were spotted at the museum with some crimson guy?
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Post by tailortf on Apr 16, 2016 15:15:42 GMT
>Just be cool.
![](http://i.imgur.com/SS90TSq.png) Sister Embers: Do not make eye contact, acolyte. Sister Embers: Merely look forward. Sister Embers: I shall do the talking. Acolyte: I thought you said you were bad at talking to people. Sister Embers: Yes. Sister Embers: Which is why I need as much training as possible. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/foGr7L7.png) Sister Embers: Good evening. Sister Embers: I would like to rent a room. Hector: Alrighty. Hector: Rooms are 50 gil a night, 70 if you want breakfast. Hector: And let's throw in an extra five for slamming the door so loud you probably woke up half my customers. Sister Embers: We do not wish to pay. Hector: In that case, I "do not wish" to give you a room. Sister Embers: I do not believe you understand the sheer importance of our mission. Sister Embers: You see, we believe that- ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/pjPTcbL.png) Acolyte: WHAT MY FRIEND MEANS is that we don't have money right now! Acolyte: B-but we could pay you back later! Acolyte: Or- or maybe do some work for you! Acolyte: Maybe wash some dishes or something? Hector: Dishes are all washed and I ain't got nothin' else that needs doing. Hector: Sorry, kid. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/AP6ztZP.png) Acolyte: They didn't go for it. Sister Embers: We are not friends. Sister Embers: I am your superior. Sister Embers: At most we are similarly-interested acquaintances. Acolyte: Looks like we're going to have to find another place to sleep. Sister Embers: Sleeping on the street is still an option. Sister Embers: In fact, it never stopped being an option. Sister Embers: I do not know what you have against it. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/7kGQ78g.png) Hector: Actually, I suppose there IS something I need done. Hector: And I'm willin' to rent you a room for a night for at least a chance of you doin' it. Hector: You folks headin' to Veriton by any chance? ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/r34nP7F.png) Acolyte: Wow, how lucky! That's exactly where we are going first thing tomorrow! Hector: You're a bad liar, buddy. Hector: Anyway, listen up. Hector: 'Round here, we have our little circle of regulars. Hector: And one of 'em's Jamie. Hector: You remember Jamie, right, Charlie? Charlie: I don't think you can forget Jamie. Charlie: Always scribblin' them star charts on the napkins. Hector: Point is, she's moved to Veriton lately and we kinda lost touch. Hector: And she ain't been respondin' to any of my calls. Hector: I like to check on my regulars. Hector: So I'd be real grateful if you could pop in, see if she's alright. Acolyte: I mean, yeah, sure! Acolyte: That sounds fine. Hector: Alright, great. Hector: Here's her address and the key to your room for the night. Hector: My scrying frequency's on there too, you might need to call me when you meet her. Hector: Jamie can get a bit...ornery around people she don't know. Hector: Y'know how astronomers are. Charlie: Ornery? Is that what you call it? Hector: Shush. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/dHrGWqV.png) Charlie: Hey, fellas, this might sound a bit crazy, but, uh... Charlie: You rob any museums lately? Charlie: 'Cause your robes, well, they look mighty familiar. Sister Embers: You are entirely correct. Sister Embers: That did, in fact, sound crazy. Sister Embers: We are now going to our room. Sister Embers: Do not disturb us. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/sScEfd5.png) Sister Embers: I must admit, acolyte, that was a good instance of social manipulation. Sister Embers: You have earned us a free room for the night. Acolyte: Well, it's not entirely free. Acolyte: We're gonna have to go check up on that lady. Sister Embers: We do not need to do that. Sister Embers: There was no binding contract stating that we do. Sister Embers: We may merely leave tomorrow and never see these people again. Acolyte: Well, I mean, we DID promise them we'd do it. Sister Embers: I do not see what this has to do with anything. Sister Embers: You may have to explain it to me tomorrow. Sister Embers: For now, we shall rest. Sister Embers: Tomorrow will be a long day. Sister Embers: I shall guard the room during the night. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/9Cq1qyN.png) Acolyte: Wait, so you're not going to sleep at all? Sister Embers: I do not feel the need to sleep tonight. Acolyte: Are you sure? Acolyte: A good night's sleep might make you feel better after all of today's craziness. Sister Embers: I assure you that the events of tonight have not affected me in any way. Sister Embers: Now go to sleep. Acolyte: Well, okay. Acolyte: Good night. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/HWcjzL0.png) Poor ol' Sister Embers. She lost pretty much everything she had in one night. You're not really sure what you'd do if you were in her shoes.
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Post by curiousfellow on Apr 16, 2016 17:08:41 GMT
>Hey, didn't you need to watch the alignment of the stars to summon lord Argaleth? It could be useful to recruit this astronomer to your cult.
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Post by tailortf on Apr 18, 2016 11:21:53 GMT
>Hey, didn't you need to watch the alignment of the stars to summon lord Argaleth? It could be useful to recruit this astronomer to your cult.
![](http://i.imgur.com/br5rYrR.png) Hey, yeah. Maybe she'd be up for it, astronomers are strange like that. Heck, that could maybe even get Sister Embers to come around... ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/5qLOSwk.png) You'll tell her about it tomorrow. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/SFPA5R7.png) The city rises. Like a shepherd, you rouse it from its' slumber. Wait, "rouse"? Is that the right word to use there? Whatever. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/v8IrcVZ.png) Your name is Rick Verdant. You like waking up early, wearing cool capes, and helping people. Oh, and about a month ago you became part of an organization of elite individuals dedicated to spreading truth across the world. How cool is that? You think it's pretty cool. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/dchCXey.png) Right now you are on your way to investigate a mysterious explosion that happened in the bad part of town last night. You WOULD have gone last night, but you were waylaid by dumb excuses like "It's almost 2 AM, Rick" and "We don't need to investigate EVERY explosion in town, Rick". You wish your friends had the same enthusiasm for this whole truth thing you did. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/VrMaM1d.png) Jones: Ugh, 7 AM. Sun isn't even all the way up yet. What's the point of living so ungodly early? Rick: See, I told you we should've gone last night. Jones: And I told you to never make me do stuff before 10, so I guess we both don't listen. Rick: What if this explosion was caused by magic? You're the only magic guy I know. Jones: Well, this particular "magic guy" isn't doing any sleuthing until after he finishes his coffee. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/ufjMK9x.png) Rick: Don't worry, this won't take a bit. Rick: Look, the police are here already! Rick: This'll be a snap. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/TEchFj1.png) Rick: Hello, officer. Rick: Thank you for setting up the police tape ahead of time, that's very thoughtful of you. Rick: It leaves us with a lot more time to investigate. Officer: Oh, no, sorry, fellas. Officer: This whole building's roped off. Officer: Can't let you in. Officer: Safety hazard. Officer: Government doesn't want you kids' parents to get sue-happy if one of you breaks a leg or something here.
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Post by randomwriter on Apr 18, 2016 20:30:07 GMT
>WHAT.
>Flip out, at this poor infidel, who dares to block the investigations of the Church of Truth.
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Post by sirblizz98 on Apr 19, 2016 0:35:52 GMT
>Shove your Holy Symbol all up into this wacko's grill.
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Apr 20, 2016 3:07:17 GMT
>Holy Justice must be done! At any cost!
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Post by tailortf on Apr 20, 2016 15:26:39 GMT
>WHAT.
![](http://i.imgur.com/lDY1xra.png) Rick: I'm sorry, what did you just say? Rick: Do you not realize who we are?! Officer: Whoa there, fella, calm down. Officer: Just...just doin' my job here. >Shove your Holy Symbol all up into this wacko's grill.
![](http://i.imgur.com/Khez42g.png) Rick: Do you know what this is? Officer: Uh...glass...glass marble? Rick: Yes. Rick: But it is also a symbol of the most holy and powerful group in the world - the Church of Truth. Rick: And I happen to be part of that group. Rick: By wearing this, I swear that I will stop at NOTHING to uncover the truth. Rick: NOTHING. Rick: And what you are doing right now is preventing me from uncovering the truth. Rick: Do you realize how bad this is making you look?! ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/UOs3noF.png) Officer: Okay, jeez, fine. Officer: Just stop with the yellin' already. Officer: And don't tell anyone about this. Rick: Good to see you've decided to actually start doing your job. Rick: Your secret is safe with us. Rick: Come on, Jones. Jones: I'm not your slave, y'know. Jones: I'll go wherever I want whenever I feel like. Jones: ...which just happens to coincide with where you're going right now. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/E84sqZv.png) Jones: Alright, well, here we are. Jones: Exploded house, freaking amazing. Jones: Let's get out of here. Maybe we can still catch a few Z's before the rest of the city wakes up. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/NqvtL6N.png) Jones: We should probably apologize to that policeman too. Jones: Well, you should, since you're the one who yelled at him. Jones: You gotta stop doing that, man, it is REALLY bringing down our image. Jones: Especially when you start to get that foam in the corner of your mouth. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/75OHmOn.png) Jones: Are you even listening to me, dude? Jones: Hello? ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/QonKonn.png) This... you know this symbol. The cultist guys from yesterday used this same symbol. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/LBDO1j4.png) So THEY were the ones who blew up this house! Oh, that is it. You've had enough. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/Dov2OQa.png) These guys make you look like a total jackass in front of your friends, they get away scot-free, and now they're blowing up buildings?! No. Not in your town. You just found your new nemesis. And now you know his name. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/huJ5NGI.png) Rick: AAAAAARGAAAALEEEEEEEEEETH!!! ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/vn1tQ4f.png) Acolyte: *yawn* Acolyte: Good morning, Sister Embers. ==>
![](http://i.imgur.com/R3fVSRc.png) Acolyte: Ahh! Sister Embers: I would not classify this morning as particularly "good". Sister Embers: In fact, it is quite cloudy. Acolyte: Were... were you standing this close to me all night? Sister Embers: No. Sister Embers: Only when I thought you might wake up. Sister Embers: It is important that we are well-rested for the day ahead.
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randomwriter
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Apr 20, 2016 20:27:32 GMT
>Agree, and tell her about the astronomer being an asset to summon Lord Argaleth.
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