imglasses
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Post by imglasses on Apr 16, 2016 23:54:17 GMT
> Jhon: Be the otherguy
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loading
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by loading on Apr 17, 2016 18:02:20 GMT
Open chest cavity to reveal even more chest contents.
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toto
Bravesprout
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Post by toto on Apr 25, 2016 13:18:45 GMT
>jhon: Steal his cool shades.
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Post by o on Apr 30, 2016 4:02:15 GMT
 you are now......the other guy. whta name are you > Dave: Struggle fruiltlessly to escape handcuffs  stupid, what kind of stupid name is that, what is this home stuck?  ?? you're name is..  DABE STIDRER. you're interrests are... irony, and probaly other things too as for the handcups: you could escape easely, because what jhon doesnot know is that they are acutally his trick hand cuffs! but its ok, you wan't to be here. > Jhon: Take his sunglasses and wear them. Who's the cool guy now? > Put Dave out of his misery >jhon: Steal his cool shades.  the chest of continents will not open again until punishment time is over Open chest cavity to reveal even more chest contents.  you open youre CHEST CAVITY, and there is some organs but nothing that cool. you captalog one (1) KIDNEY. >Jhon: take handcufs from chest of contents >Jhon: shakle the two(2(two)) ham pieces togethr to make "hamcuffs" squeak like a hamster and barf at your ham  unfortunaty, youre hams had allready been eaten;, but you squeak like a hamster for sincere purposes >Admire your beautiful posters of gorgeous celebs.  youre favorite parts is when nicolas cage busts the ghost >Hit on Roze. >And be trolled by trolz  no one has been named roze yet idiot...but anyway... echoBiologest [EB] started pestering testacleTheorist [TT]
EB: hi TT i just turne 13 today so can we have s*x??
TT: Um.
EB: im sory we can go on a date firs but its just that your hot.
TT: John.
EB: ?? ?
TT: You're behaving strangely. More than usual, I mean.
TT: Have you been drinking?
EB: no'but i ate a hamcake
TT: A what?
EB: its ham accept it hass cake on it
TT: Never mind, I shouldn't have asked.
TT: I'm unsure how to diagnose the sudden excess of typos and nonsensical comments. Unless you're lying about your sobriety, which is likely.
TT: Either way, let me know when you get a hold of your copy of the game. I'm ready when you are.
EB: ok...hold on, they're is a troll massaging me
echoBiologest [EB] stopped pestering testacleTheorist [TT]
carcatGenetics [CG] begun trolling echoBiologest [EB]
CG: DUMB, YOU ARE DUMB
EB: wow, ok>??
CG: SHUT UP. HA, OWNED
EB: cyber bulying is against the law you know
CG: IM DONT HAVE TO FOLOW EARTH HUMAN LAWS BECUASE IM AN ALIEN IDIOT
EB: you are making me feel bad about my self so stop
CG: YOU JUST GOT TROLLED LOL
carcatGenetics [CG] is not trolling echoBiologest [EB] any moreTT doesn want to have s*x and CG hurt you're self esteme and now you want to cry. or take out youre anger at some one... >jhon: met up with your best friend swet bro  SWET BRO: jhon you wil never guess what i just put on my hot dog haha how HIGH did i even have to——.>pick up tat pickaxe off the floor and smash open the window for some sfresh aier  you feel beter now  youre dad is here, even though he isnt actualy technolicly your dad but youll find out about that later ( ?) |
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 30, 2016 4:34:36 GMT
/?>Looks past dad at the maiklbox
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quixoticTokki
Void
baby gangsta
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Post by quixoticTokki on Apr 30, 2016 4:51:52 GMT
> Jump oud window and use Sweet Bro corpse as a pilow.
> GET THaT MAIL B4 DAD DO .
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Post by Zerio on Apr 30, 2016 4:58:56 GMT
>clime through the broke window out onto the balconnie
>then use the telescop to have a closer look of the dad
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Post by eerr on Apr 30, 2016 5:15:52 GMT
>Bust the lower window so it matches.
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Post by Arashi500 on Apr 30, 2016 7:01:38 GMT
>Tell dad to clean up the mess you left on the lawn.
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Post by continuityofficer on Apr 30, 2016 10:14:45 GMT
> Rose: Pester John, and ironically become the strait man to this crazy mess
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 30, 2016 17:01:43 GMT
>Dabe: be Roze
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Post by o on May 1, 2016 0:00:38 GMT
>clime through the broke window out onto the balconnie >then use the telescop to have a closer look of the dad    where is his face gone!!!!!!!!!!! /?>Looks past dad at the maiklbox  the red thign is up. the flag. its called a flag dumb-ass hes tryi to take the maile > Jump oud window and use Sweet Bro corpse as a pilow.  holy shit  > GET THaT MAIL B4 DAD DO .       hey dadd....can you give me a HAND.....by not takign the mail, i mean. and also literely, which is the joke  hell be ok you think. you take the SUBURD SERVER DISC, SBURG CLIENT DISK, and to (2) birdhay packags, one of wich is from dabe! taking your dadds hand has saved you severral thousend pages of trouble, so it was surely the right thing too do. >Tell dad to clean up the mess you left on the lawn.  you tel him to dispode of the body please. he complies but he movs slowly be cause he wont get up becaus he is lazy. >Bust the lower window so it matches.     you stop beig dabe just in time 2 be a young gril in the bed room; but you canot be her until she has the name. lets's see if it is indeed ROZE  your name is ROZE...wait, nevermidn, it looks like she wil not take it. ugh, ok, lets' see if we can spel this wright.......  Your name is ROSE. As was previously mentioned you are without ELECTRICITY, although your LAPTOP COMPUTER still functions on BATTERY POWER. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for RATHER OBSCURE LITERATURE. You enjoy creative writing and are SOMEWHAT SECRETIVE ABOUT IT. You have a fondness for the BESTIALLY STRANGE AND FICTITIOUS, and sometimes dabble in PSYCHOANALYSIS. You also like to KNIT, and your room is a BIT OF A MESS. And on occasion, if just the right one strikes your fancy, you like to play VIDEO GAMES with your friends. But unfortunately, as of a few moments ago, everyone and everything around you seems inexplicably...low quality, you guess? Like you died and got a new life from the bargain bin at Rose Depot. You're beginning to feel confused, if not afraid. What will you do? > Rose: Pester John, and ironically become the strait man to this crazy mess  testacleTheorist [TT] is pesterig echoBiologest [EB]
TT: Have you retrieved your copies of the game?
EB: yes
EB: my dadd tryed to take them first exept i stole his hand so that he could not, and now i have themn
TT: John.
TT: That's a joke, right?
EB: no and roze why do you keep spelign my name wrongly.
TT: Is this not John?
TT: That would explain a lot.
TT: Also, my name is Rose.
EB: no my name is jhon ebgret
EB: roze how can you not rememer my name after allof this time.
EB: and youre name is roze not rose, im' not stupid
TT: Ok, Jhon. Whatever you say.
TT: Are you ready to play, then?
EB: yes but we shoud hurry becaust the policed will prolaby be here soon
TT: What? Why?
TT: Were you serious about severing your father's hand?
EB: wel yes but also i think i murderd my bets friend swet bro and dadd is slow to hid the body.
TT: Sweet Bro? From Dave's comics?
TT: He isn't real, Jhon.
EB: his name is swet bro and he is real i jus killed him on acidental
TT: That reminds me, where is Dave?
TT: He hasn't messaged me in nearly a month. I'm getting worried.
EB: you mean dabe?
TT: Yes. I mean Dabe. I will be forever haunted by the ignominy resulting from my recent insinuation that Dabe's name contains the letter V.
TT: Have you heard from him or not?
EB: um, yes, he is ok
TT: Where is he?
EB: he is, at the store
TT: For four weeks?
EB: yes
EB: can we start playign sdurb already
TT: ...Fine.
TT: I'm connected. Whenever you're ready.
testacleTheorist [TT] is stopped pestering echoBiologest [EB]
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 1, 2016 0:06:11 GMT
>Rose: Ogle at these shitty shenanigans
>Rose: Look in the box.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 1, 2016 0:21:39 GMT
>Rose: Look in the purple square
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sporkaganza
You are the Star
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Post by sporkaganza on May 1, 2016 2:41:07 GMT
>Rose: Pester garbageGothic and hope that she's not as unbelievably shitty as everyone else.
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Post by Arashi500 on May 1, 2016 3:03:18 GMT
>Rose: Determine if the strangeness of the day is effecting Jaed.
>Jhon: Check Dabe's punishment time timer.
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loading
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by loading on May 1, 2016 5:33:33 GMT
Kidney: Level up and become Adultney.
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Post by continuityofficer on May 1, 2016 11:42:52 GMT
Rose: inspect computer for clues on what's going on
Rose: Notice that your name is TesticleTheorist
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quixoticTokki
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Post by quixoticTokki on May 1, 2016 16:54:09 GMT
> Rose: Summon creature from grimoire
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toto
Bravesprout
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Post by toto on May 1, 2016 18:07:54 GMT
>jhon: play the game!!?
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Post by TimeyWimeyHero on May 1, 2016 20:29:30 GMT
> hela jeff: hav a funreal for swet bro
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Post by celestialghost on May 2, 2016 20:04:23 GMT
>jhon: be jonh again you fucking aventure, roze is bornig
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Post by cantwakeupinside on May 7, 2016 16:20:29 GMT
Rose: Check on Mom
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Post by ForestGardener on May 8, 2016 4:36:13 GMT
>Mt Rainier: Explode so that Washington State is synced with its map. |
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Post by o on May 23, 2016 2:25:58 GMT
> Rose: Summon creature from grimoire  God, how do you even open this thing? It looks like most of the pages are fused together or something. The idea was incredibly ill-advised anyways. >Rose: Ogle at these shitty shenanigans  There is just. No explanation. You'll have to try to psychoanalyze yourself later, because you must be completely delusional.  You'd rather avoid a confrontation with her, if possible. Besides, it looks like there's some kind of shitty scribble blocking the door. And the door knob is on the other side of the door now. What the hell. >Rose: Look in the purple square  Well, it had another dimension before. You suppose its contents are trapped inside now.  Oh, there's that third dimension. You aren't sure why you didn't notice it from the other angle. With each moment that passes, it seems that several of the things around you change in appearance. Unfortunately, these changes are seldom for the better. You'd still rather keep the box's contents private until they're ready, though. Rose: inspect computer for clues on what's going on  See what you mean? You were just using this keyboard, but now that you look more closely, it seems inoperable. The keys are out of order, some of them are fused together, and half of the letters aren't even legible. Rose: Notice that your name is TesticleTheorist  Ugh. Did one of the trolls hack your account? Or is the same phenomenon that's affecting John's messages affecting your chumhandle as well? You wonder if John's messages simply appear terrible like everything else around you, or if John himself has changed. You hope to God it's the former. >Rose: Pester garbageGothic and hope that she's not as unbelievably shitty as everyone else. >Rose: Determine if the strangeness of the day is effecting Jaed.  Now that your focus is on the screen, your fingers are managing to figure out the keyboard again. testacleTheorist [TT] begin pesterig garbageGothic [GG]
TT: Jade?
GG: waht is it roze
TT: Are you...
TT: Ok?
GG: yes??why
TT: Can you do something for me?
TT: Type "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."
GG: the broun quick fox jumpover the lazed dog??? roze why is the point of this
TT: Fuck.
testacleTheorist [TT] stopped the pester of garbageGothic [GG]>jhon: be jonh again you fucking aventure, roze is bornig  roze is so borign she always put the capitol letters in her words, what is even hte point of them >Jhon: Check Dabe's punishment time timer.  only 4 minuets and thirteen secands left! (413 that is johns' birthday too, how cool is that. prepare for more simalar number surprises later) you hope he wil behave this time. actual you hope he doesn, that is more fun Kidney: Level up and become Adultney.  what is this a Joke, you have'nt done anythign to level up, in order to leve up you have to do somethign cool not just be in a capaloged card!!!!!!!!!! > hela jeff: hav a funreal for swet bro  swet bros body is missing..it is a mistery?? >Mt Rainier: Explode so that Washington State is synced with its map.  what are you talkinging about, that isn going to hapen or be relevant probably so who cared (it is funny be cause, its hapen even thoug jhon says it will not. that is the expanlation of the dramatinc irony)  ok lets' do that finally  you sure hope the game does'nt destroy the the Earth or anythign, that would be stupid.  um.........what!! this is to complicated, you give up.  your just going to play rolercoaster tyccoon or some thing. |
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